Thread 715241143

Could Duke Nukem make a successful comeback?

>>715241143 (OP)
India owns you glowie.

>>715241143 (OP)
Why does this picture make the average chudcel scream, piss, and shit their pants so much?

JSJ is getting on in years, and already sounds different from back in the day. The window is closing

>>715241238
He's now voiced by Ben Starr.

As a huge Duke fan I have to admit it's better to leave him in the past.
Anything that could be done with Dike now in modern times isn't worth it

>>715241143 (OP)
I don't think that personality would be popular right now. Maybe if he was ragging on trannies and millennials, who are no longer accepted in society, but that goes against his core principles.

>>715241206
Because the pistol model is anachronistic, probably.

>>715241143 (OP)
Duke can not exist as anything but a joke or a farce outside of the 90s.

>>715241238
Corporations don't care. Have you had the displeasure of watching a Spongebob episode this past decade? Tom Kenny cannot do the voice anymore, he sounds like a transsexual, but Nickelodeon doesn't care.

>>715241143 (OP)
in a nu doom sense? probably not. as some kind of throwback AA game maybe. the only red line offensive thing that was an actual part of the games was killing the brood mothers which is more game specific than character.

>>715241263
This too
You don't need Douk specifically to make a classic shooter with a manly wisecracking 80s hero blasting away aliens, anyone is allowed to just make their own

Hitler did nothing for you. Isn't it fucking insane you worship him?

>>715242016
Attempting to make any serious commentary on Hitler in any direction on the website that pioneered the funny uncle Hitler meme and the standard swastika formation for closing off pools shows that you have a fucking stunning lack of awareness of where you are or what you should be doing here.

>>715242150
COCK
TAINT
BALLS
PUSSY

>>715242150
I think you have a lack of awareness of what year you are in.

>>715241143 (OP)
>>715241206

>>715242016
Eh? Lots of people hold famous figures in high regard without them having had to 'do something' for them, why would that matter

>>715242195
What does the current year have to do with anything?

>>715242016
He took a shot. That's why i say hey man, nice shot

>>715241143 (OP)
easily just keep Duke non-apologetic

>>715242016
My grand-grandmother was moved from Moscow to Omsk to work on a factory during WW2, where she stayed and had my grandmother. Through this technicality, I owe my existence to Hitler.

>>715246257
if stalin didn't give his generals more autonomy, hitler would've killed you all through starvation
so really it was stalin and lend lease that enabled your existence

>>715242016
Hitler did nothing to you. Isn't it fucking insane you seethe over him?

>>715246703
actually the war he started killed a massive portion of conservative voters and allowed a communist party to win the election in 1945
most of the bullshit my business deals with today stems back to that election

>>715246703
He killed 80 million of my people. If he was captured alive, I would have him executed by lingchi. 80 million cuts, that will suffice.

>>715241206
Why are leftists so obsessed with Hitler? For people claiming to be 'anti-fascist', they sure are fixated on fascism, 'le evil mustached man', and the Third Reich.

>>715241326
that looks like a poorly drawn walther ppk, which is german and was made since 1931, so it's not anachronistic

>>715248037
Anon are you fucking retarded? Did you genuinely think you just posted something clever what the fuck nigger?

>>715249125
Answer the question, fuckface.

>>715249183
What question? Were you asking something somewhere within that absurd gaggle of nonsense? Or wait, you're retarded so you must think adding a question mark somewhere makes a sentence a legitimate question, which is laughably retarded!

>>715249183
Being anti facist means hunting down subhumans like Hitler.

>>715249245
not xim but hitler wasn't a fascist

>>715241206
>.t

>>715249285
Wow, neo-nazis the world over BTFO!

>>715248037
Because Hitler is their best scapegoat, that way people dont remember Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Castro, Kim Il-sung, etc etc etc

>>715242016
It's your presumptions that are insane. Do you see mini-Hitlers lurking in the shadows wherever you walk?

>>715249484
Kissinger has a bigger bodycount that all those, possibly combined. Why is he never brought up?

>>715249421
that's why they're NEO nazis, retard
they're distinct from national socialists

>>715249547
>Your presumptions are insane
>Now here's some insane presumptions about you!
Ah. Projection.

>>715249313
>random guy holding a giant USA flag right at the end
What a comedic country

>>715249794
Dont be retarded..

>>715241143 (OP)
the comics were even worse than the games
and I thought land of the babes and dnf were peak stupid

>>715249794
Ask Hollywood why they haven't made a movie about him.

>>715248037
theyve probably started liking him with how shittng on israel became mainstream

bulletstorm with duke is pretty funny, maybe more things like that, make duke the new 2b. i always wanted a duke nukem and shadow warrior crossover..

>>715246645
history education feat Monsieur Porkinson

>>715250043
Nah. They just developed an even more dissonant world view where everyone else is still "nazis" and "hitler" even when they're the ones calling for jews to be wiped out. It's bizarre to watch.

>>715250325
i have no education in history because i'm not a parasite

>>715249939
Answer the question anon, or is the issue that it goes against the narrative of 'capitalism is better than communism'?

>>715241143 (OP)
If the original writers and such were involved, with NO modernized brands of humor
I'm so jaded by modern "entertainment", I feel like there's a real possibility they'd make duke say some shit like
>It's time to defend minorities rights and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum