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macbat won
>macbat 64
>pc - 2017
>n64 inspired
what the fuck is wrong with zoomers
Sorry bros, but macbat is ruined by the couch. Rating ZZZ
Reminder if nobody says trans rights for 30 minutes they will flash it across the screen
Are they gonna reach 2 mil?
>it/its faggot on the couch
>runner looks like he is one bad day away from transitioning
>>715246783They rule that chat with an iron fist
>>715246708How fast do the trains run in the UK? Over here it's up to 160 km/h for regional, up to 200 for normal long-distance and 230-300 for high-speed rail.
>>715246783what the hell is edition warring
having to wake up to play a game at 6am to nobody in the audience must be so demoralizing
>>715246817>anon's never seen a dude with long hair before
>>715246804Easily. Like half of the money every GDQ raises comes from the last 5 hours of the event.
>>7152468042 million should be easy but the concert REALLY hurt their donation amount
>>715246691 (OP)>SGDQI stopped caring about these retards the moment they started featuring trannies and adding pronouns to everyone's name. Degenerate fucks.
>>715246769Better than Earthbound inspired JRPG about depression
>>715246873you missed batman beating up henchfolk
I went to bed after Bloodborne. Did I miss out on anything?
Runner seems pretty chill, hopefully shovelclaw doesn't ruin this
>>715246849Especially when non-runs get prime time shit, anons bitched and moaned about marathons not being 24 hours but it sure feels like a punishment to the runners of stuff for not being in the staff circlejerk.
This game actually pulls off the N64 look pretty well. A lot of times emulating 5th gen graphics just appear to be an excuse for a game looking like shit.
That fake female dono voice is nauseating.
>>715246783>"No fun discussions allowed! Only LGBT+ woke hivemind comments and toxic positivity!"
>>715246691 (OP)What does the n means?
>>715246907Getting triggered by trans people existing does not make you edgy. It makes you a square weeny who canonically does not fuck.
>>715246965>A lot of times emulating 5th gen graphics just appear to be an excuse for a game looking like shit.I thought this exact thing applies to this game.
have there been any sightings?
aw man, Red Alliance was apparently a great run and I missed it. Oh well, I'll catch it later.
>>715246783>you don't like this game? and you're debating people on the series?>would be a shame if you lost access to your safespace, huh? :)
>>715246924The Megas concert went full cosplay as Toby Fox characters and did heavy metal covers of all the Deltarune songs, ending with "Raise Your Bat". The audience was packed.
>it/its
this troon does know that this is exactly what people do to put down someone right? call them an it?
and this is trans rights somehow, actually walking parody
This game looks like shit
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>it/its
>any/all
i fucking hate zoomers so much
>>715246783Holy fuck they tolerate zero dissent huh?
>>715247026pretty sure this is automod from message length
>can we get an applause for that?
>1 person claps
jesus christ
>>715247013He's banned and has been for years.
>why pay $80 for Mario Kart World
UH OH, THE TENDIES WON'T LIKE THAT
now a bunch of them will come into the chat saying "Actually it was only $50 for me!"
>donation reader trying to milk hype out of an audience of 3
>>715246985Cry more tranny. Then pls kys like the rest of your kind does.
>>715247026>filtering out the retard spamThey have fundamental misunderstanding of what Twitch chat is supposed to be for.
>>715247095>>715247056they are taking the piss you fucking imbeciles
>>715246942This is different than I remember
>>715247047That sounds fun, deltarune has some great music
This angle and lighting are not flattering to his hair. It's looking like he has a thinning crown, and i know he doesn't because i've hit that from behind
is GDQ good yet?
when i stoppped watching like 6 years ago it was becoming worse and worse each year
>>715247141Different runner.
Watching the Quake 64 vod. What a silly negro.
Can someone link the twitch timestamp for Red Alliance please, ty.
>dev ad dono
That's gonna be an automatic letter grade lowering for me
>macbat
i thought this was a baseball game
>>715247230There's been like 20 "dev" donos from these ad games this year
>>715246785what are trans right supposed to be anyway
why does it feel like everyone talking for this run is practicing for their ASMR patreon or some shit
its such an unnatural tone
>>715247173I'm fucking around. That would have been preferable to what we got.
>>715246783>focus on the spectacle at handPretty much explicitly saying the chat is only there to mindlessly shill or praise whatever is happening on screen at that very second so that the event looks good.
>>715247095Both are fairly common. I'm any/all and i see some it/its folx every week, unless i'm being a g*mer instead of going out
>>715246783attitudes like this is literally what killed the modern gaming industry
>>715247169>taking the pisscan you speak english on this board you disgusting britbong
>>715247192Lmao this is the low point. Worst gdq ever
>>715247141Kefka14 was the original 2022 runner of Macbat 64 who went missing, not the current runner.
He actually ran the game already at GDQ hotfix last year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XsmniIJGKw
>>715247343its a woman, just has an unappealing voice
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>>715246783FF8 chads canโt be stopped
>>715247206>Watching the Quake 64 vod
>>715247354Oh shit he's alive.
>>715246785Was that run any good? I stopped watching when the name was chosen
>>715247285GDQ Twitch moderation is so psychotic that I actually don't understand why they even still allow talk instead of just going perma emote mode.
They could probably make a short whitelist of ~100 allowed sentences/words and be done with it. Nothing would change.
>>715246691 (OP)>These OPs are a pain in the ass to makeI appreciate you doing it Anon.
>it/its
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
>>715247384>>715247354well, considering his differing intonation and micro-mannerisms, something wearing his skin ran it anyways
>>715247354>>715247384Took him years to escape the Plum Room.
>>715246691 (OP)Aw fuck yeah! SGDQ just started! These threads are the only thing I ever look forward to up here anymore
Just put in for the entire week off, can't wait to spend it with you bros watching speedruns!
>macbat moves faster in the console version
What? So why aren't we running that version?
This dude's laugh is awful.
>>715247414but that would take their power tripping away from themselves, not gonna happen
>>715246845Do you have the first part, too?
>>715247374Why the fuck would i watch this tranny shit live instead of just trying to pick out the vods that look good
>>715247430>'edition' threadnot as long as we let board tourists do the baking
>>715247448Can't change the framerate for skips.
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>>715247445Based SSX 3 poster
>What if Banjo-Kazooie collecathon homage but terrible
I grow weary of this trope.
Holy fuck for a Scandifag this guy's got solid English skills.
>shoutout to my friend Odin
>literally has a friend named Odin
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1lxwu3t/is_the_obsession_with_trans_everything_at_sgdq_a/
Lol even reddit is thinking this GDQ is spamming trans rights too much
>>715246783>You have been banned for posting off-topic garbage. v_moderation.webp
>>715247510He sounds completely native to me.
Why did we stop making the epic ranking/rating pics?
So sad! :(
Who's we?
>>715247529man 3d pokemon just looks like shit
>>715247576Solid B, an actual speedrun with a few mistakes
>>715247576SSS for trans rights
it's so funny seeing y'all constantly get triggered over normal folks having a normal one lmao
>>715247576S
Solid, sweet, sexy.
>>715247576C
Boring slop game with a horrible couch and a horrible host.
>>715247576B that was actually pretty cool even if it didn't live up to the missing runner hype
>>715247576Can't, they abducted my rating to the same place the OG Macbat runner went to
>he's been contrarian posting for 5 days straight
>>715247541Sigh
There's always that one person
>>715247576C. Game wasn't very interesting but it wasn't bad. Shovelclaws didn't ruin it too much
>>715247576D for run a good fucking game next time.
those runners sounded aggressively homosexual lol
>Tall Twins Tower
Excuse me?
>>715247617Faggotry is not normal. Something that leads to the extinction of your bloodline and on a grand scale, your whole species, is not normal.
>>715247510Scandifags are by and large the best non-native/ESL English speakers in Europe. Like, who are supposed to be better? French, Polaks, Krauts? lmao
t.Scandifag
>>715247173>that>sounds fun>dude deltarune, undertalestay in your gdq twitch chat tourist
>>715247707reminds me of this tragedy..
>>715247726That might be true when I think about it. I met 2 danish people and a norwegian in WoW and during our raids they sounded completely native in terms of english quality, concise, clear, never fumbled the "th" sound and never sounded like thirdies.
You might be right.
When do you think they'll drop the pretense and switch causes from DWB to some trans shit for an SGDQ
>>715247726>native speakers of languages with phonetics closest to english are best at englishwaow
All alone. How would you approach her?
I played Cavern of Dreams recently and I don't know where it sits in the ranking of these recent n64-like-collect-a-thons but it was amazingly bland. Like the whole time I was playing it I was thinking "There's a million other games I should be playing." Here's your bonus food analogy: it's like eating toast at a good restaurant.
>>715247818I would say how long have you been on HRT? It hasnt made much of a difference, huh?
why is the host talking like the audience is fucking 5 years old
>>715247374Kek, I bet you thought it wouldn't be as bad as the rating suggested. Well now you know.
>>715247707It's so weird to see Zoomers constantly whine about the Holocaust and its effects but will immediately make jokes and laugh at 9/11
Shouldn't it be the other way around
>>715247541>introduced a coworker to GDQ and they thought it was a trans charity benefit due to the sheer volume of messages.KEK
>>715247720lol dumb kid desperately grasping for meaning lmao
there is no winning or losing, only coping
>>715247592Brรถther, I'm pretty sure that's just a fan animation. I fucking wish 3D Pokรฉmon would look that good.
>>715247847Better than the furry host the other night who kept saying "H E double Hockeysticks!"
>>715247576Q for Queer. Or F for Faggot if you're lazy.
I actually have a friend who worked for Doctors Without Borders.
He did it right after med school, saying it would be good experience on his resume and let him see the world. He said he hated it. The organizers were total fuck-ups he was constantly sent to the wrong place with the wrong resources at the wrong time, you pretty much live like a slave and there was tons of weirdly ambiguous corruption among the ranks. One specific instance was that the higher-ups or more experienced veterans literally got better, more high-quality, food than the rest of them. Usually got the best lodgings and he implied they seemed to get a lot of "local female company".
He almost quit medicine entirely and is now some soulless administration advisor at a hospital.
>>715247019And those trannies in your garden, are they also in the room with us right now?
>>715247860>Americans instantly defending itA lot of the speed running community is transgender. A lot of the U.S. is currently taking away transgender rights and increasing in violence towards them. Ergo, a lot of transgender people feel unsafe where they live right now.
>>715247818I just walk up to her and drop my spaghetti all over her. Speedrunners love spaghetti
>someone just gave them an animal facts saying there was only two "species"
>The dumbass trans host didn't get it
>>715247873This is the absolute best you were able to come up with? Sad.
>>715247576B
generally good
>>715247541This is why ESA tried to put its foot down with it. Not only is it a political cause, not only is it a cause separate to the marathon's charity, but the community is obsessed with it. No one likes being told that, though. You reap what you sow.
>>715247818You just say hi, it's not difficult.
>>715247973What did the donation state?
>>715247935Literally all NGOs are corrupt. MSF works with people smugglers to smuggle illegal immigrants into Europe.
Part of growing up is learning to despise all NGOs
>>715247541>A lot of the U.S. is currently taking away transgender rights and increasing in violence towards them>not being forced to serve is now bad
>>715247847That's how she learned to overcome her ESL accent.
>>715247951>up nezt: Lizstarwill be soon, yes.
>>715247935Good for him for getting out. I'm pretty sure 90% of the rumors about DWB are true.
>>715247981i get to top a catgirl tomorrow, and you don't, because you're a baby :p
>>715247852I have never seen normal zoomers whine about the holocaust, and you know why popular media isn't allowed to mock it
>>715247960you copied the reddit reply
>>715248039Have none of you ever heard an american asian? Lots of them speak in this way, you all must live in Europe
>>715247951yes. the speedrun event IS my garden.
Clickity clack down the track itโs lots and lots of trans
>>715247935Did he see anything criminal?
So wait, they can have a game making fun of a bunch of innocent Americans who died in a terrorist attack....but if you mention Hogwarts Legacy you're "advocating genocide"
Huh?
Bros i could really use a chud run. Is any of the next 3 games a chud run?
its hilarious the pavlovian response of saying trans rights and everyone just automatically starts clapping lmao
>>715247736Kill yourself my man
>>715247726The bri'ish are usually above average.
>>715247818TRANS RIGHTS AMIRITE
>>715247860It's legit almost every single one and doctors without borders is barely mentioned except the announcer obligation
a normie would 100% think this is some kind of donation for fucking troons and not a charity
>>715247991>This is why ESA tried to put its foot down with itDid it work?
>>715248031Totally. I don't think he even gives to charity anymore, and mark that this guy was pretty liberal and a "give to the poor"-kinda guy. He came home a different man.
>>715248051Probably. His experience was NOT positive.
>>715248112As far as I can tell there were thinks that felt legally and morally itchy, he once implied that all those "local females" didn't always look like they wanted to be there, among other things. Nothing but conjecture of course, but he said it reeked of reeked of corruption.
Oh, we can tell. A very hoarse voice.
Yes I can tell by your voice that you're a tranny
>Voice cracking troon
That's just sad
Your favorite band of all time? Seriously? The band that played yesterday? Really??
>>715247991In all my years watching this event I do not remember a single donation message expressing empathy for the victims of circumstance that MSF says they aim to help, at least not outside of the staff in intermissions, interviews and video packages. Even if you could go back right now in a VOD and find me an example I wouldn't care because my point would still be that it happens so little I can't remember it ever happening. It's incredible.
>she/her
>deep, masculine voice
Holy shit MAKE IT STOP
>>715247960Ergo, vis-a-vis, concordantly
>she/her
This one's not even trying
>tranny runner
yeah that's a z from me
>she/her
>deeper voice than that pirat software faggot with a voicechanger
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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A Z so instant, I'm ready to invade Ukraine.
>>715248217Let me guess, liberal and loving before, bitter and conservative post MSF?
>tranny nepo run with staff couch
instant Z
>she/her
>biggest whiskey bass male voice in the entire event
Now this is the kind of troonieism I love, it's actually funny.
>some poor shmuck is gonna get that used-up blanket as a "prize"
>hyperactive troons and hyperactive adhd troon couch
this is gonna be cringekino
>turn on stream
>turn off stream
Do em a ZZZ for me!
Reminds me of that tragedy
>>715248248Rubie on the couch is an instant mute alone, even before you count Game&Shart.
Nightmare Blunt rotation also "Liz" has a deeper voice than me, fml
Was Lizstar the one that ran the Eternal Darkness run like 4 years ago?
going out for cigs, rate this a ZZZ for me
>>715248153kek trans rights xister
This looks like a fun little puzzle game.
Too bad abouot the runner.
>>715248175zero trans rights donations
not a single person being in your face about it
you be the judge anon
>she/her
what are you fags talking about, that's rubieha-
oh
This game looks fun
Japs sure did know how to be creative on the PS1
>Tall Twins Tower
>Towers are on fire
>Release Date 2000
I'm sorry?
Is the 4chan image server performing like ass on anyone else's end? It's been driving me crazy for the last hour or so.
>>715248334yeah the game looks fun, enjoyable on mute.
>>715248278Oh yeah, he's very conservative now. Pretty much hates all minorities and has lost trust in pretty much all charities.
What a disgusting freakshow
>if you couldnt tell, im trans
>>715248374HE DIDN'T DONATE SO GOOD
the game doesnt have sound
america has utterly destroyed japanese nerd/2d culture.
>trannies talking about cats shaking their butts
On this is a ZZZ for me
>>715248116Apparently trans genocide is the worst thing to ever have happened to humanity.
My brain does not work this quick.
>tranny run with mr. suck and fuck on the couch
oh joy!
The game looks cute at least, fun presentation. Shame about EVERYTHING ELSE.
>chud game
>tranny runner
Worst combo
>>715248175some trannies, some pronouns, but they dont read the donations that say trans rights and I don't even think the runners said it
pretty much as it should be. they exist and are accepted at ESA without making a spectacle of it
>>715248430My biggest complaint about GDQ this year. Outside all the other shit people have mentioned the sound mixing has been absolute fucking dogshit. You can't hear game music. You can't hear game sfx. They turn it down SO FUCKING LOW so that the game doesn't ever overshadow commentary or donations. It's infuriating.
>>715247818Looks like an adam's apple to me, plus the jaw and shoulders are suspect as well.
im too stupid to play games like this
>>715247951There's one making banana bread in my kitchen.
>please play me no one will
I wonder why...
>[in deepest voice possible] I love this song
m'lady? thy voice training reps?
>>715248442watch it on mute like a normal person
>>715248512ENTERTAINMENT FIRST
FUCK YOUR VIDEO GAMES
>>715248518That's absolutely a man get your peepers on grandpa
>>715248505>>715248359Well now I'm bummed I skipped ESA this year
>>715248448trans genocide meaning not being able to stomp women in sports and not being allowed to change their name every 2 days to be even more genderfluid
>>715247847Sounds like a socal asian.
>>715247818"Sir, this section is reserved for women"
>casually got a wr at this game no one else is playing
very impressive
lizstar has a deeper voice than my 60 year old dentist
good luck trying to pass
This event is a disaster for trans people. It's hilarious that they can't see how damaging putting a bunch of men in dresses chanting trans rights is for public perception.
The host is so disgusting. What a crude mockery of an actual female voice
>>715248585That might also mean it's an easy WR to steal
>>715247818i wouldn't, because i'm mask4mask
people who don't wear a mask in public are not hot
ez (You)s ;)
>>715248565Did you even read the post you replied to?
>that deep voice
Have a morsel of dignity, at least use they/them
>>715248512the funny thing is the casters can hear the game, and the dono reader as well. so they comment occasionally based on audio cues from the game and nobody watching the broadcast just has to guess.
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>>715248368The PS1 is a rabbit hole of quality. Every time I think I have all the games I'll ever need I end up spending entire afternoons on CDRomance.
>>715247817If you'd actually listened to Norwegian you'd know that's not exactly true. Native English speakers typically find it very foreign-sounding. The th-sounds are only extant in modern Icelandic, for example. Icelandic also has a lot of diphtongs, somewhat similar to English, but less so in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. English is also a West-Germanic language with closer historic ties to Frisian and even Dutch and German than any North-Germanic language.
>>715248645Yes, you're sitting here picking out clues that might indicate a man, you should be able to register that as a man in 1 second without any further analyzation
>damn this dude has a deep voice
>gonna tab back in and see what's up
>SHE/HER
>>715248607It's not about passing. It's about forcing you to accept an obvious and objective lie.
Welcome to Post Modernism 101.
>>715247541>Top comments saying the trans community is under attack>As if it wasn't the aggressor
>>715248665The most infuriating thing is hearing people on the couch or running the game be like
>the music in this game is FIRE>this track is a BANGERI WOULDNT FUCKING KNOW
I CANT FUCKING HEAR IT
Trans people not dressing like total retards challenge: impossible
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RATE Tall Twins Tower
>>715248751Maybe stop doing it.
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>>715247541>lain profile pictureNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NORMAL runWeak tranny
>>715248771D
>>715248765Quite so. Post Modernism is some freaky mind fuckery.
>>715248674Discounting langauge contact, of course. Yes there was some influence of Old Norse in Anglo-Saxon times, but that was dwarfed by the influence of Norman French later.
>>715247541if only i wasnt hardware banned from reddit i would concern troll as a tranny so fucking much
>>715248667holy shit I forgot about monkey magic
that game was hard as balls, I think I was stuck on the mountain stage for weeks
>>715248771Oh I looked away and didn't even know it was over
Uh, D
>>715248675as gay as it might be, that's a nice animation
>>715247818Looks a bit like the pants and shirt from
>>715227040
Any troon drama this year? Are these mentally stunted leftoids still wearing face diapers?
>>715248770>>715248771C
Fun game ruined by trannies and shit couch.
Man, she must be a chain smoker...
>>715248667SNES/Genesis Mickey Mania were better, extra giant chase level or not
>>715248771SSS for trans rights!!!
>>715248368Predictive programming. Don't mind it and just enjoy the runs.
>>715248675i still Caramelldansen often
did it last sunday with a catgirl i had leashed to me, at a furry basement rave with puppygirl DJs who have been some of my favorites. at least one of them has played sold out major venues and i'm there for free chilling and picking mulberries with them
>>715248770>>715248771B for bery good (Both Ruby and the game)
>>715248674English never underwent a bunch of vowel shifts like other west-germanic languages though so phonetically it is still closer to nordic languages, otherwise closer to west germanic and of course a ton of latin vocab mixed in. A true bastard of a language.
>>715248771A. As much as I find the tranny shit to be an affront to beauty and nature, that was a competent run for a challenging, cool, niche title.
>>715248667>Mad Panic CoasterI clapped because I recognized it.
>>715248667Its true. I saw cavemans stream a few times. He played so many gems ive never heard of before.
You can feel a lot of devs were 'unleashed' with the basically limitless CD space and 3d processor.
Its an upswing mindset. The ps2 kinda had the same.
>>715248782>even redditards are starting to downvote themlmao
>>715248675I rate this webm an A
>>715248826good thing they practically gave you immortality halfaway through the game
MONKAAAAAAAY
>>715248667is brightis translated yet?
>>715248770D
Very meh, not interesting at all. Fortunately it was very short.
>>715248770>>715248771Cute game but xir didnt even try to act like a tranny and hid his face.
ZZZ
My trans rights just died last year from trans rights so I would like to say let's fight trans rigthts for trans rights, also trans rights!
>>715248876I played 999 recently and they reference this book specifically, and that's the only reason I recognize it. Stop accessing my morphogenetic field.
>>715248770F for fuck if I know
>>715246691 (OP)Who tf watches this shit
>Melodies of Life singalong
>>715248217>he once implied that all those "local females" didn't always look like they wanted to be thereThere have been documented cases of MSF trading food and medicine for sex from the locals, and presumably they do this by withholding said food and medicine first.
>>715248714One blurry photo isn't enough to 100% distinguish a manly woman from a troon; there are plenty of ugly women with unfortunate features that make the troon menace particularly inconvenient for them.
How much is still left? 24 hours?
Stop putting on the e-whore voice, you're hosting a charity event.
>tranny game
>tranny fantasy for 4 hours
>daily recap
>smb3 with a runner thats called "nipples" in japanese
Time to play vidya for 5 hours and come back to check the smb3 run
>>7152489739/11 never made sense in Marvel or DC
You're telling me The Fantastic Four and Iron Man have devices to know when Galactus is entering from the edge of the universe but can't tell when a plane is gonna hit one of their neighboring towers?
The Flash would've instantly run through both towers and saved everyone while Superman uses his breath to put out the fire and Batman fucks Wonder Loli to prove his dominance. Real life tragedies in comics are dumb
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>>71524905116-ish hours according to schedule but it's probably gonna bloat by 1-2 hours because of bonus incentives
>>715248770C but I had it on mute, nice game but bad speed game
>>715249135Lmao, very good anon
>>715249045I guess it isn't enough for you, but in this case it was plainly obvious to me
>>715248236I don't think it's happened a single time at SGDQ 2025, though I haven't caught everything.
>>715248971>Only saying it 5 timesThat's a ban.
>>715249051More like 18 since they're definitely going over estimate.
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a 1:20 racing game? come on
just woke up
did anything funny happen since the monster hunter bingo?
>I'm continuing to be your host
You're fucking lucky it's the final day or i would've turned the stream off till tonight
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can this argument finally cure GDQ of the troon menace?
you'd think mike would spook the fuck out if he thought they're talking about the pretense for holding these events being questioned
>>715249197i heard trans rights
Spilled OJ is pretty cute
>>715249132Yeah no shit it didn't make sense when even doom was crying about it and he does this shit 8 days a week
If you weren't a zoomer you will remember how all media shoved this stuff in, most obvious one is the raimi spiderman on the bridge scene
>>715249221Nah. The backlash from cutting down on trans rights stuff would hurt the event far, far more than including it has. At most it'll feature slightly less at SGDQ specifically.
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>>715249187Oh it's worse than that
Knockout Tours are straight lines
>inspired by every popular on reddit indie platformer
ai generated game
>>715249067How could you ever be mad at a face like this
What kind of cheap Hollow Knight knock-off is this?
>Inspired by Hollow Knight, Ori, Celeste
>last day
>event hall deader than a fucking ghost town
That's a lol from me brother.
Isn't this just that Sol game with the Chinese cat brainwashing story?
>>715249239>>715249246You're gonna have to share.
>>715249295>game just came out>straight lines>over an hour long>friday prime timewhat compels them to accept this?
>>715249140>>715249186Looks like im gonna miss the end. Oh well.
Whens the aussie event?
is this Nine Sols but even more chinese?
>>715249330It's 7am, people are getting up and having breakfast.
Huh did hollow knight rip this off?
>>715249330people are still asleep after partying all night at that epic concert
wait this literally looks like that other furry metroidvania that was shilled hard as fuck on /v/ i cant find the name though. its like a white cat i think its chinese or something
are these games all generated by AI or some shit
>Original the indie game
>Followed by FFIX
Fuck this, I'm out.
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What was the new game by the ori dev called again? Has anyone played that? Is it good?
>>715249197>just wokethat fucking does it youre dead meat
>>715249317>open steam reviews page>see a comment that says exactly what i think immediately as i see the gameI think all of those four games are hella good tho
>>715249283The raimi scene was kino though
Same with Spider-Man swinging past the American flags
>>715249389We were cuter since our comments happened organically
>>715249417>>715249452nine sols that was the name of it
>>715249417nine sols and yeah the artstyle looks like it a lot, funny the runner didn't mention that
>>715249407super metroid did
>>715249339>>715249394Nine Sols, that was it, thanks. Yeah this seems pretty shameless.
>>715249360Nintendo bought an ad
>>715249132Marvel comics haven't made sense in a long time. The era of people who knew how to write them with charm is long gone.
>pronounless runner
>no trannies on the couch
This is an automatic +2 grade from me.
>>715249287>Nah. The backlash from cutting down on trans rights stuff would hurt the event far, far more than including it hasFunnily enough, OSRS was sort of a totem pole for troons but this year they cancelled the pride event. There was a big cry for about 48 hours after which nobody even thought about it anymore. You just know most of this discourse is made up by a very loud and autistic minority that tries to crybully and strong arm their agenda across their opposition but doesn't really have any grassroot support. Troons that bigot the event would just get replaced by actual speedrunners, and the numbers pre-troonification prove theres only been negative growth in the recent years so in the worst case you are not really losing anything by attempting to course-correct.
fuck you im gonna go make coffee right now
>>715249525I sincerely doubt nintendo needs to advertise mario kart at the tranny event
GDQ is simply using the name itself, run quality be damned, to make some cash
>3 and a half hours of FFIX
Am I crazy or does it feel like every GDQ has the same FF9 run that nobody cares about and takes up too much time
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>>715249132The funniest thing is that in Marvel that wasn't even the first time those towers went down
>>715249458yes it was and I'm glad he put it in
looking back at it now is weird I guess for zoomers because it isn't layered with 3 levels of irony
>>715249132what are you talking about, bin laden was stronger than thanos
>>715249485>funny the runner didn't mention that
>>715249581The 24 hour FFIX run at ESA was kino this year so maybe this one will be just as good?
>>715249574pretty much this
was the exact thing that happened when BotW came out
>>715249620WHAT'S THE FILE NAME
>TRANS RIGHTSWHAT ARE WE NAMING THE CHARACTERS
>TRANS RIGHTSyeah, real fun
>>715249483That game was also high/mid tier parryslop but it was worth the ten bucks i paid for it, the art is nice, a couple of the bossfights are genuinely fucking cool and the general vibe is comfy.
>>715249246Are you staring at him more than the game too, anon?
>>715249590>Juggernaut...how could you....I WAS GOING TO TRAP RICHARDS IN THAT TOWER AND KNOCK IT DOWN NEXT WEEK
>>715249689What if you were on the couch and you accidentally brushed up against his exposed knee with your hand?
>ffix kino incoming
yup today's gonna be a good day
>>715249603Well he was a gamer
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>>715249741It's always funny to me that they actually used Juggernaut on that page because of it
>>715249780> cutscene remover
>>715249780>kino incomingAre you sure about that?
>>715249673Only 1 character even has a chance of being named trans rights so far.
>>715249780is every single character going to be named after the power word?
>>715249541I just don't think this is true. All the trans stuff is far, far deeply rooted in this event than anything in OSRS.
>would just get replaced by actual speedrunnersThis is very unlikely to happen.
>and the numbers pre-troonification prove theres only been negative growthThe numbers are too consistent to take such a risk, and assuming it's shrinking solely because of this is extremely short sighted.
>so in the worst case you are not really losing anything by attempting to course-correct.You would absolutely lose a lot, the bad press alone would hurt the event more than they could ever stand to gain. It's just never going to happen.
>>715249780gee /v/ how come you get two ff9 speedruns
>>715249829>gay>furryAlright, there's still a cha-
>gay furry with plushiesFuck, it's over.
>>715249829>gay>furry>"medically retired"grim
>>715249673FUCK did the troons finally get ESA as well? i remember it was fine couple years ago when josh was still attending it?
>>715249829>medically retiredthe fuck does this mean, let go due to mental illness?
>>715249829>retired at 32>plays games all dayjealous as fuck
>>715249853Naturally. A lie must be constantly reinforced to become the truth.
>>715249829>im gay>im a furry>im a medically retired law enforcementi'm intrigued actually
>>715249829Can someone post the chart from the ESA that just passed? I wanna go back and watch runs from that instead of this
>>715249829>gay furry ex-copcould be kino
>>715249807For me it's Magneto being there
Ignoring the fact that he wipes out most of Manhattan in the Ultimate universe, why is he just standing there being sad instead of using his powers to lift up all the steel rubble and save the people trapped under....
>>715249774I'd be like ohh oops s-sorry.. and see his reaction to try & see if he secretly liked it or not
>>715249924it can mean a lot of things which is why he's using it. He wasn't able to do his job so he's out on disability.
Could be mental illness, bad knees, or the dude couldn't stop showing up to work in a diaper and shitting himself.
>>715250007GOD I SURE WOULD FUCK XIM
>>715249541>You just know most of this discourse is made up by a very loud and autistic minority that tries to crybully and strong arm their agenda across their opposition but doesn't really have any grassroot supportThe problem is that GDQ worships this minority, and actively tries to grow it. It's come at the cost of viewership, as they've clearly spelled out who they want to get
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but the slapping game guy was a gay furry too and everyone liked him
>>715247576Runner should've stayed lost.
>>715249829>What can I say?How about nothing, you ego maniacal fuck.
>>715250007Ew
>>715250063Get better standards
>>715249871OSRS was and still is extremely trans coded lol. They basically pulled all the modern tricks. Rewrote a bunch of shit, they even added all the PC shit without polling when that is the modus operandi for how this particular gaming company operates and is part of their brand which they uniquely broke to appease the queers. In the end the grassroot support just wasn't there. Likewise I doubt it isn't there for GDQ. For what little boycotting the troons would do, it would most likely get filtered as noise pretty fast.
I do agree that it's deep seated though, the staff is likely heavily nepo'd tranny clique so ousting them would likely be the biggest task.
>>715250103Wasn't the same runner.
Is this run any good? I'm tempted to just fuck off until Mario
>>715250009His powers don't work on steel melted by jet fuel.
>>715248512The audio mixing on stream 1 of ESA two weeks ago was also shit. Stream 2 was fine thoughever.
>>715250171Good. That dude did something right then.
>>715249317Inspired doing heavy lifting here. I can hardly spot a single unique mechanic so far. Oh look a giant woman in background boss too, NEVA BIN DUN BEFO
>>715249780>naming incentivetransrights
translefts
transwrongs
ARBYS
ORB
CHEF
>>715250048Oh, in my country we call that "work-unsuitability retirement"
>>715250076Man I gotta remember to watch ESA next year this is a good list of games
>>715249924He was talking about what it would be like if it were on GDQ.
>>715250227I wonder if it's primarily because stream 2 is in such a smaller room than any of these other ones
>>715250073in the event you're not doing the "bad-faith actor" routine, most of this event's positive ratings by anons are inflated by 1-2 marks solely for the fact of coming after two or three consecutive shit runs (if not more)
Rose and Camellia was quite literally the only worthwile run in the Awful/Silly Block, the rest has been seen as shite and you can doublecheck the ratings if you don't believe me
>>715250167>Get better standardsit was a joke, imagine him sucking your dick haha
>>715250253In my country we call it "doll bludging"
>>715250308he was still less obnoxious than the vast majority of people was he not
>>715250337She's a woman, sorry to burst your fantasy
>>715250168nta but you keep talking about ousting and course correcting and stuff but gdq was like this from the start, the people who made it and have ran it were basically always like this, it never got coopted in the way you think. its not going to change.
>>715250378OHHH NO NO NO NO
>>715250076>GDQ didn't reach 100 votes this year>ESA didn't reach 50 votes this yearSpeedrunning is dying.
Everyone always claims they'll watch ESA but no one really ever does..
>>715250446I never know when it comes on
>>715250446I'm always there, but I mostly lurk
Doing the same here for even more obvious reasons
This game seems.. fine. It seems like 'another one of those' types of games. You've already played things like this before and no one would say it's their favorite one of those but it seems fine.
Guys, you might not like this but I gotta admit it. I'm a heterosexual, white, cisgender male.
>>715250446I fall in and out of caring about speedruns. Didn't start watching this shitshow until yesterday
i do think theres a general sense of apathy and disinterest in the event this year, but its numerically doing quite well still. even if it has had the only really true financial blunder i've seen at gdq in 10 years
>>715250494>another one of thoseYeah, it's a 2D platformer Metroidvania.
>>715250436E33 at ESA got more than 50 votes.
>>715250446I didn't even know it was live since they have this "live" 24/7 bullshit going all year long.
>>715249417>>715249483>>715249686i genuinely thought this was nine sols at first glance
you're telling me there was ANOTHER chink hollow knight ripoff in the last year?
at this point metroidvania shit is like the second most overdone trope in indies, after card shit
>>715247818>>715248845Yeah, I think that's a positive ID.
>>715250446It's been clear for a couple years now that 75% of people in these threads are here to hatewatch these events. ESA is still mostly mediocre most times so if there isn't any cringe going on most zoomers here just get bored as there isn't anything to shitpost about.
>>715250446I watched most of it this year instead of random runs later on youtube.
>>715250446Nigga I watch ESA events almost full-time, what are you on about? I had a great time last week
>>715250446This ESA was really not that great. The skits they do are fun, but they're better if they're game orientated like the Truck Simulator one.
They clearly lost a lot of great staff that kept shit running, since they had constant issues this time around and it took 30+ minutes between all the fucking runs. They also seemed to intentionally start Stream 1 and 2 games at the same time, which was annoying.
The last SM64 relay was massively overrated and not very good.
>>715250386they managed to keep their political activism out of it and it was more successful for it.
people want to watch speedgames, and aren't comfortable with the constant politicizing and the negative growth is a clear indication of that.
>>715250446thats a good thing, a lot of people are only here to complain about how they dont like the thing theyre watching even though it has been like this for at least ten years and has never shown any signs of changing
for esa you dont have the people who watch just to get mad at what theyre watching, so the threads are nice
>>715250691>constant politicizing and the negative growth is a clear indication of that.i just dont think it is. could argue about it forever but the event just hasnt been notably harmed by any of it (disregarding actual quality)
>>715250494That type of game can be fun in a more niche genre, like, say, anti-grav racers, but in something as saturated as platforming-metroidvanias why would anyone give a shit about it?
>>715250690Oh and the consistent low volume of Stream 1 and high volume of Stream 2 was irritating, especially when TinyTim jumped on and immediately blew out your eardrums.
I know it's sacrilege to say so, and he's fine, but it was particularly annoying this ESA.
Midori Forest translates to Green Forest; you're welcome for the translation.
DoctorM64 (Milton Guasti), the AM2R dev worked as a designer on Bo Path of the Teal Lotus, which I think is neat.
I got a physical copy of the game but haven't gotten around to playing it yet, so I'm avoiding watching this run.
It unfortunately came around the time that the devs got screwed over by their publisher Humble Games, but they managed to recover from that.
>>715250906holy shit a real N1 anon is amongst us
>>715250917Look's like a cute game, hope you enjoy
>>715250917I wish he's ripped off Metroid more. The game might've been more interesting
not a bad run but a boring one
>>715250917its been very clear that this has been an ad game
>>715251002I can tell the game has its strong Hollow Knight influences (like so many imitators these days), and HK is something I've also yet to play.
I've got this sort of hesitation to get into the unfamiliar at times, and just default to replaying something I know.
Just recently I finished a 100% run of Breath of the Wild for the first time, decided to go for it because of the Zelda Notes feature in the Switch 2 edition.
This movement does look more fun than hollow knights
>>715250906but what does kani translate as?
>>715251147every game has better movement than hollow kngith
I just finished Mega Man X Command Mission.
Genuine Spoiler:I can't believe I didn't catch that Redips was Spider spelled backwards
>>715251245and ginger was a funny anagram all along
>FFIX is the only game where the Trans Rights isn't sweeping the name incentive
FF9 enjoyers continue to be most based
HOLY SHIT, I WOULD FUCK THIS DONATION ANNOUNCER IN THE ASS UNTIL SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT
>>715250446But I did watch ESA, why are you saying that I didn't?
is there anything more obnoxious than a tea "enthusiast" that pretend that making leaf water is some high art?
Hmm, suddenly I am interested in this game
>>715251245congratulations on finishing that slog of a game
>>715250076The difference in the proportion of red-rated runs at ESA vs GDQ is staggering.
>>715251394that's how they get you, every single one of these indy slop games has one hot monster girl npc and its 99% of the reason people even get the game since it's the first screenshot they see on the store
>>715250748>could argue about it forever but the event just hasnt been notably harmed by any of it the event losing 70% of its viewership isn't enough evidence? or how about the logical result of alienating grass root support to the point they can't get people to submit any runs other than yes men and their nepo friends and now you have even redditors, the most cvcked retards online calling for the organizers to cut down on the looney troons shit.
Wait someone was spamming a picture of that fox in GDQ thread earlier this week and asking if anyone could recognize what game it was from. Does anyone remember that? Was that supposed to be shilling?
>>715251146If you're a big Metroid fan HK will be a disappointment. The game goes hours between giving you an upgrade and the majority of upgrades are traversal. The world is needlessly large and you don't have a map in each area until you buy one because the devs think getting lost is an important part of the gameplay loop. The only reward for finding most secrets in the game is money, and you lose all your money when you die which you can recover if you kill your ghost, but if you die again it's all just gone.
The game also overstays its welcome by hours and hours and turns into Super Meat Boy at the end.
>>715251306Because there's multiple names. And you know it, but watch them snipe a few with their mentally ill bs anyway
>>715251464it's poor shilling since no one knew or replied
>had stream on mute all day
>hear zoku's voice
>mute it again
jesus fucking christ
>>715251306>he still has hope
>>715251535>hearing a muted streamspooky
>>715251306You gonna get half the cast named trans roights anyway.
>>715251306i hope every single one gets a tranny name just cause of this post
>can we get a donation train going for ______
why? cant people just donate if they want to what is with this autistic need to gamify donations so that it gives the host some random fucking reason to spam interruptions on the people running the game
>>715251463You're not really getting what he's saying. It's extremely hard to prove that the decline is due to this and not due to other reasons like a lack of novelty, Twitch being smaller and speedrunning in general losing steam. GDQ was at it's absolute biggest when the troon stuff was extremely prominent already.
>alienating grass root support to the point they can't get people to submit any runs other than yes menAt least 90% of this event is still just random grassroot runners.
>>715251426Going straight from ESA to GDQ honestly made SGDQ look like a joke in comparison, especially the first day or so where they couldn't just shut the fuck up and chill.
>>715251594you know the reason why
>>715251594>o what is with this autistic need to gamify donationsif you gamify donations people will donate more? why is this hard to understand. why do you think people on twitch do sub trains
in a just world GDQ would have died already and ESA would be thriving but instead GDQ will never die and ESA has to fight for survival every year. fuck this gay earth
>>715251594paypigs need to be pressured into donating so they don't all hold their money until the final push of the event when it's more hype to part with thousands of their own dollars
>>715251662>people will donate more?why? what makes that different than just donating for literally any other comment reason
>>715251306You know there will be "anonymous" $1000 donations last minute to make the tranny names win.
>>715251245I was going to ask if you had gotten to that part when you made your post the other day. That ending was pretty cool, wasn't it? Ferham is a pretty cool character. She and the other characters show up again in that Dive offline gacha game.
Did you do the EX boss stuff Ninetails?
Are the power word donations coming from the same community or elsewhere? Should i actually be happy that they are now marginally financially worse off than before and their donations go to help people that are explicitly against their world view?
>>715251751I'm trying to find the door but when I do i'll probably take a break and pick it up again tomorrow.
>>715251594do you really not know or are you just saying anything
it's like if you say "man I really hate it when people use their twitch prime on me" then you have 10 hilarious jokesters use their prime sub hahahaha get it
it's engagement bait
>>715251732People do things if you poke and prod them to do things. Are you intentionally being obtuse or just letting your mind mirror your body?
>4 hour run of a mediocre forgettable final fantasy after
>right in EU watch hours
>after the same happened with 2 separate shitty pokemon runs
this has been the worst GDQ ever
>>715251595Don't kid yourself thinkign there's anyone but you and me in this autistic exchange. At least now I know you're trolling and that we both know the obvious.
>>715251595>At least 90% of this event is still just random grassroot runners.They're not going to announce every single runner who is a nepo-runner, but judging by the precipitous drop in run quality I'd say it's approaching 30% neporuns if you count both hard and soft neporuns. Seems to already be 10% hard neoruns (as in staff runs).
>>715251812>Are you intentionally being obtuseno i genuinely cant sympathize with the idea of the gamification of literally everything. i legit dont understand what happens in the development of certain individuals that these juvenile psychological incentives are required to make them do certain things. it is actually so confusing to me as someone that is able to go through my day to day life and accomplish tasks without needing a fucking star sheet on my mom's fridge to do my chores or some shit. it's fucking autistic and needless
The devs aren't Japanese, are they? This game feels like it was made by Westerners with surface level understanding of Japanese mythology and culture.
>>715251874Thinking GDQ would positively benefit (again, numerically) from getting rid of the troon shit is just absolutely retarded. There's no argument there.
>>715250690The last few ESAs have been very mid, especially with stuff like the schedule, which makes sense when you know that they forced out pretty much all of the experienced staff.
N1 bro, what does 'Sakura City' mean?
>>715251595the fact that neporunners got two separate 4 hour runs is proof enough it's gotten cancerous
not to mention whatever the fuck that Tetris thing was, it was neither a speedrun nor a good demonstration because the runner was nowhere near top level
>>715251915why is he will smithing those buildings
>>715251981The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside
Ok but when is GOOD games
>>715251965theyre based in thailand. if you look at the game it feels more SEA but with japanese plastered over it
>>715251965I'm not sure why you'd be upset about that, Japan does the exact same and worse to European mythology and culture all the time
>>715252020Plum : Sakura City.
>>715251981Cherry Blossom City
this game looks so artificial
like no care went into it
wouldnt be surprised if it was an ai created game
>>715252056Which has the amazing circular effect of weeaboos trying to educate you on a shitty interpretation of your own mythology.
damn just sat down and he's choking? hate to see it
>>715252128It was a 2022 Kickstarter project, long before that AI shit.
>>715251867I can't agree there. I think this is the worst marathon I've ever seen.
Actually abysmal.
>>715251974>Runs FFVII on Stream 1 at the same time as FFVIIRebirth on Stream 2I think the posters saying that AI made the schedule were correct. Way too many 4+ hour RPG runs all bunched up together.
>>715252219worse than online?
>>715252286It's page 9, lad
>>715252056Because when the Japanese create works based on European mythology, it's very clearly their own interpretation and don't try to pass it off as authentic Western-produced media whereas this game very clearly wants to seem like an authentic Japanese game while it is very clearly made by non-Japanese.
>>715252261You're giving way too much credit for AI, saar.
>>715252314jannies don't care and it pushes another twitter screencap thread off the catalog fuck it
>>715252376shut the fuck up retard
>>715251965This game looks like it's emulating chink shit, not nip shit, just like nine sols.
>>715252376>wants to seem like an authentic Japanese gameNot seeing that. And you're the only one I've seen arguing this, so I think it's a you thing.
>>715252376You are the living embodiment of
>thing>thing Japan
>>715252442I wish OoT any% was an hour
