Thread 715246691

These OPs are a pain in the ass to make edition

Now: Red Alliance
Next: Macbat 64: Journey of a Nice Chap
Later: Tall Twins Tower

Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56

Last: >>715241217

macbat won

>macbat 64
>pc - 2017
>n64 inspired
what the fuck is wrong with zoomers

Sorry bros, but macbat is ruined by the couch. Rating ZZZ

Reminder if nobody says trans rights for 30 minutes they will flash it across the screen

Are they gonna reach 2 mil?

mcBrat needs correction

>it/its faggot on the couch
>runner looks like he is one bad day away from transitioning

>>715246783
They rule that chat with an iron fist

>>715246708
How fast do the trains run in the UK? Over here it's up to 160 km/h for regional, up to 200 for normal long-distance and 230-300 for high-speed rail.

>>715246783
what the hell is edition warring

>>715246785
>THESAUSAGE

miggin

having to wake up to play a game at 6am to nobody in the audience must be so demoralizing

>>715246817
>anon's never seen a dude with long hair before

>>715246804
Easily. Like half of the money every GDQ raises comes from the last 5 hours of the event.

Aw man I missed Batman

>>715246804
2 million should be easy but the concert REALLY hurt their donation amount

>>715246691 (OP)
>SGDQ
I stopped caring about these retards the moment they started featuring trannies and adding pronouns to everyone's name. Degenerate fucks.

>>715246769
Better than Earthbound inspired JRPG about depression

>>715246873
you missed batman beating up henchfolk

I went to bed after Bloodborne. Did I miss out on anything?

Runner seems pretty chill, hopefully shovelclaw doesn't ruin this

MIG

>>715246849
Especially when non-runs get prime time shit, anons bitched and moaned about marathons not being 24 hours but it sure feels like a punishment to the runners of stuff for not being in the staff circlejerk.

This game actually pulls off the N64 look pretty well. A lot of times emulating 5th gen graphics just appear to be an excuse for a game looking like shit.

That fake female dono voice is nauseating.

>>715246783
>"No fun discussions allowed! Only LGBT+ woke hivemind comments and toxic positivity!"

>>715246691 (OP)
What does the n means?

>>715246907
Getting triggered by trans people existing does not make you edgy. It makes you a square weeny who canonically does not fuck.

>>715246965
>A lot of times emulating 5th gen graphics just appear to be an excuse for a game looking like shit.
I thought this exact thing applies to this game.

have there been any sightings?

>>715246979
nitro

aw man, Red Alliance was apparently a great run and I missed it. Oh well, I'll catch it later.

>>715246783
>you don't like this game? and you're debating people on the series?
>would be a shame if you lost access to your safespace, huh? :)

>>715246783
>>715246978

>>715246924
The Megas concert went full cosplay as Toby Fox characters and did heavy metal covers of all the Deltarune songs, ending with "Raise Your Bat". The audience was packed.

>it/its
this troon does know that this is exactly what people do to put down someone right? call them an it?
and this is trans rights somehow, actually walking parody

This game looks like shit

>it/its
>any/all
i fucking hate zoomers so much

>>715246783
Holy fuck they tolerate zero dissent huh?

>>715247013
Based

>>715247026
pretty sure this is automod from message length

Oh shit he's alive.

>can we get an applause for that?
>1 person claps
jesus christ

>>715247013
He's banned and has been for years.

>why pay $80 for Mario Kart World
UH OH, THE TENDIES WON'T LIKE THAT
now a bunch of them will come into the chat saying "Actually it was only $50 for me!"

>>715246985
Cry more tranny. Then pls kys like the rest of your kind does.

>>715247026
>filtering out the retard spam
They have fundamental misunderstanding of what Twitch chat is supposed to be for.

>>715247095
>>715247056
they are taking the piss you fucking imbeciles

>>715246942
This is different than I remember

>>715247047
That sounds fun, deltarune has some great music

This angle and lighting are not flattering to his hair. It's looking like he has a thinning crown, and i know he doesn't because i've hit that from behind

is GDQ good yet?
when i stoppped watching like 6 years ago it was becoming worse and worse each year

>>715247141
Different runner.

Watching the Quake 64 vod. What a silly negro.

>>715247192
no

Can someone link the twitch timestamp for Red Alliance please, ty.

>dev ad dono
That's gonna be an automatic letter grade lowering for me

>macbat
i thought this was a baseball game

>>715246851
lmao

>>715247230
There's been like 20 "dev" donos from these ad games this year

>>715246785
what are trans right supposed to be anyway

why does it feel like everyone talking for this run is practicing for their ASMR patreon or some shit
its such an unnatural tone

>>715247173
I'm fucking around. That would have been preferable to what we got.

>>715246783
>focus on the spectacle at hand
Pretty much explicitly saying the chat is only there to mindlessly shill or praise whatever is happening on screen at that very second so that the event looks good.

>>715247246
based bichad

>>715247265
groom

>>715247095
Both are fairly common. I'm any/all and i see some it/its folx every week, unless i'm being a g*mer instead of going out

>>715246783
attitudes like this is literally what killed the modern gaming industry

>>715247284
Oh, dammit.

>>715247169
>taking the piss
can you speak english on this board you disgusting britbong

this tranny announcer...

>>715247192
Lmao this is the low point. Worst gdq ever

>>715247141
Kefka14 was the original 2022 runner of Macbat 64 who went missing, not the current runner.

He actually ran the game already at GDQ hotfix last year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XsmniIJGKw

>>715247343
its a woman, just has an unappealing voice

>>715246783
FF8 chads can’t be stopped

>>715247206
>Watching the Quake 64 vod

>>715247354
Oh shit he's alive.

>>715246785
Was that run any good? I stopped watching when the name was chosen

>>715247285
GDQ Twitch moderation is so psychotic that I actually don't understand why they even still allow talk instead of just going perma emote mode.
They could probably make a short whitelist of ~100 allowed sentences/words and be done with it. Nothing would change.

>>715246691 (OP)
>These OPs are a pain in the ass to make
I appreciate you doing it Anon.

>it/its
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS

>>715247384
>>715247354
well, considering his differing intonation and micro-mannerisms, something wearing his skin ran it anyways

>>715247354
>>715247384
Took him years to escape the Plum Room.

>>715246691 (OP)
Aw fuck yeah! SGDQ just started! These threads are the only thing I ever look forward to up here anymore
Just put in for the entire week off, can't wait to spend it with you bros watching speedruns!

>macbat moves faster in the console version
What? So why aren't we running that version?

This dude's laugh is awful.

>>715247414
but that would take their power tripping away from themselves, not gonna happen

>>715246845
Do you have the first part, too?

>>715247374
Why the fuck would i watch this tranny shit live instead of just trying to pick out the vods that look good

>>715247430
>'edition' thread
not as long as we let board tourists do the baking

>>715247448
Can't change the framerate for skips.

>>715247445
Based SSX 3 poster

>>715247445
anon....I...

he sounds like a faggot

>What if Banjo-Kazooie collecathon homage but terrible
I grow weary of this trope.

Holy fuck for a Scandifag this guy's got solid English skills.

>>715246691 (OP)
miggin slowly

>>715247490
He is >>715247246

>partner
>alex
>they
oh boy

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1lxwu3t/is_the_obsession_with_trans_everything_at_sgdq_a/

Lol even reddit is thinking this GDQ is spamming trans rights too much

>>715246783
>You have been banned for posting off-topic garbage.
v_moderation.webp

>>715247510
He sounds completely native to me.

RATE MacBat

Why did we stop making the epic ranking/rating pics?

So sad! :(

Who's we?

> it/its
what?

>>715247529
man 3d pokemon just looks like shit

>>715247576
ZZZ

>>715247576
Z

>>715247576
F

>>715247576
Solid B, an actual speedrun with a few mistakes

>>715247576
SSS for trans rights

>>715247576
B

it's so funny seeing y'all constantly get triggered over normal folks having a normal one lmao

>>715247576
B

>>715247576
S
Solid, sweet, sexy.

>>715247576
B+

>>715247576
D

>>715247576
C

>>715247576
Z

>>715247576
C
Boring slop game with a horrible couch and a horrible host.

>>715247576
B that was actually pretty cool even if it didn't live up to the missing runner hype

>>715247576
Can't, they abducted my rating to the same place the OG Macbat runner went to

>>715247541
Sigh
There's always that one person

>>715247576
C. Game wasn't very interesting but it wasn't bad. Shovelclaws didn't ruin it too much

>>715247576
B

>>715247576
A

>>715247576
D for run a good fucking game next time.

those runners sounded aggressively homosexual lol

>Tall Twins Tower
Excuse me?

>>715247576
D

>>715247617
Faggotry is not normal. Something that leads to the extinction of your bloodline and on a grand scale, your whole species, is not normal.

>>715247510
Scandifags are by and large the best non-native/ESL English speakers in Europe. Like, who are supposed to be better? French, Polaks, Krauts? lmao
t.Scandifag

>>715247173
>that
>sounds fun
>dude deltarune, undertale
stay in your gdq twitch chat tourist

>>715247707
reminds me of this tragedy..

See you for SMB3

>>715247576
B

>>715247726
That might be true when I think about it. I met 2 danish people and a norwegian in WoW and during our raids they sounded completely native in terms of english quality, concise, clear, never fumbled the "th" sound and never sounded like thirdies.
You might be right.

>>715247576
C

When do you think they'll drop the pretense and switch causes from DWB to some trans shit for an SGDQ

>>715247726
>native speakers of languages with phonetics closest to english are best at english
waow

All alone. How would you approach her?

I played Cavern of Dreams recently and I don't know where it sits in the ranking of these recent n64-like-collect-a-thons but it was amazingly bland. Like the whole time I was playing it I was thinking "There's a million other games I should be playing." Here's your bonus food analogy: it's like eating toast at a good restaurant.

>>715247818
I would say how long have you been on HRT? It hasnt made much of a difference, huh?

why is the host talking like the audience is fucking 5 years old

>>715247374
Kek, I bet you thought it wouldn't be as bad as the rating suggested. Well now you know.

>>715247707
It's so weird to see Zoomers constantly whine about the Holocaust and its effects but will immediately make jokes and laugh at 9/11
Shouldn't it be the other way around

>>715247541
>introduced a coworker to GDQ and they thought it was a trans charity benefit due to the sheer volume of messages.
KEK

>>715247720
lol dumb kid desperately grasping for meaning lmao

there is no winning or losing, only coping

>>715247592
Bröther, I'm pretty sure that's just a fan animation. I fucking wish 3D Pokémon would look that good.

>>715247847
Better than the furry host the other night who kept saying "H E double Hockeysticks!"

>>715247576
Q for Queer. Or F for Faggot if you're lazy.

I actually have a friend who worked for Doctors Without Borders.

He did it right after med school, saying it would be good experience on his resume and let him see the world. He said he hated it. The organizers were total fuck-ups he was constantly sent to the wrong place with the wrong resources at the wrong time, you pretty much live like a slave and there was tons of weirdly ambiguous corruption among the ranks. One specific instance was that the higher-ups or more experienced veterans literally got better, more high-quality, food than the rest of them. Usually got the best lodgings and he implied they seemed to get a lot of "local female company".

He almost quit medicine entirely and is now some soulless administration advisor at a hospital.

>>715247019
And those trannies in your garden, are they also in the room with us right now?

>>715247860
>Americans instantly defending it
A lot of the speed running community is transgender. A lot of the U.S. is currently taking away transgender rights and increasing in violence towards them. Ergo, a lot of transgender people feel unsafe where they live right now.

>>715247818
I just walk up to her and drop my spaghetti all over her. Speedrunners love spaghetti

>someone just gave them an animal facts saying there was only two "species"
>The dumbass trans host didn't get it

>>715247873
This is the absolute best you were able to come up with? Sad.

>>715247576
B
generally good

>>715247541
This is why ESA tried to put its foot down with it. Not only is it a political cause, not only is it a cause separate to the marathon's charity, but the community is obsessed with it. No one likes being told that, though. You reap what you sow.

>>715247818
You just say hi, it's not difficult.

>>715247576
D

>>715247973
What did the donation state?

>>715247935
Literally all NGOs are corrupt. MSF works with people smugglers to smuggle illegal immigrants into Europe.
Part of growing up is learning to despise all NGOs

>>715247541
>A lot of the U.S. is currently taking away transgender rights and increasing in violence towards them
>not being forced to serve is now bad

>>715247847
That's how she learned to overcome her ESL accent.

>>715247951
>up nezt: Lizstar
will be soon, yes.

>>715247935
Good for him for getting out. I'm pretty sure 90% of the rumors about DWB are true.

>>715247981
i get to top a catgirl tomorrow, and you don't, because you're a baby :p

>>715247852
I have never seen normal zoomers whine about the holocaust, and you know why popular media isn't allowed to mock it

>>715247576
D

>>715247960
you copied the reddit reply

>>715247991
This

>>715248039
Have none of you ever heard an american asian? Lots of them speak in this way, you all must live in Europe

I'd pet her ass

>>715247704
They were.

>>715247951
yes. the speedrun event IS my garden.

Clickity clack down the track it’s lots and lots of trans

TRANS RIGHTS

>>715247935

Did he see anything criminal?

So wait, they can have a game making fun of a bunch of innocent Americans who died in a terrorist attack....but if you mention Hogwarts Legacy you're "advocating genocide"
Huh?

Bros i could really use a chud run. Is any of the next 3 games a chud run?

its hilarious the pavlovian response of saying trans rights and everyone just automatically starts clapping lmao

>>715247736
Kill yourself my man

>>715248121
Celeste.

>>715247726
The bri'ish are usually above average.

>>715247818
TRANS RIGHTS AMIRITE

>>715247860
It's legit almost every single one and doctors without borders is barely mentioned except the announcer obligation
a normie would 100% think this is some kind of donation for fucking troons and not a charity

>>715247991
>This is why ESA tried to put its foot down with it
Did it work?

troon

>>715248031
Totally. I don't think he even gives to charity anymore, and mark that this guy was pretty liberal and a "give to the poor"-kinda guy. He came home a different man.

>>715248051
Probably. His experience was NOT positive.

>>715248112
As far as I can tell there were thinks that felt legally and morally itchy, he once implied that all those "local females" didn't always look like they wanted to be there, among other things. Nothing but conjecture of course, but he said it reeked of reeked of corruption.

Oh, we can tell. A very hoarse voice.

OHNONONONO

Yes I can tell by your voice that you're a tranny

>Voice cracking troon
That's just sad

Your favorite band of all time? Seriously? The band that played yesterday? Really??

>>715247991
In all my years watching this event I do not remember a single donation message expressing empathy for the victims of circumstance that MSF says they aim to help, at least not outside of the staff in intermissions, interviews and video packages. Even if you could go back right now in a VOD and find me an example I wouldn't care because my point would still be that it happens so little I can't remember it ever happening. It's incredible.

>she/her
>deep, masculine voice
Holy shit MAKE IT STOP

>>715247960
Ergo, vis-a-vis, concordantly

Oh god bad!

>she/her
This one's not even trying

CANCER ALERT

Horrible couch incoming

>tranny runner

yeah that's a z from me

>she/her
>deeper voice than that pirat software faggot with a voicechanger
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

what the fuck

barf

A Z so instant, I'm ready to invade Ukraine.

>>715248217
Let me guess, liberal and loving before, bitter and conservative post MSF?

>tranny nepo run with staff couch
instant Z

>she/her
>biggest whiskey bass male voice in the entire event
Now this is the kind of troonieism I love, it's actually funny.

CURSED RUN

>hyperactive troons and hyperactive adhd troon couch
this is gonna be cringekino

>turn on stream
>turn off stream

Do em a ZZZ for me!

Reminds me of that tragedy

>>715248248
Rubie on the couch is an instant mute alone, even before you count Game&Shart.

Nightmare Blunt rotation also "Liz" has a deeper voice than me, fml

Was Lizstar the one that ran the Eternal Darkness run like 4 years ago?

going out for cigs, rate this a ZZZ for me

>>715248153
kek trans rights xister

This looks like a fun little puzzle game.
Too bad abouot the runner.

>>715248319
Lo Pan?!

>>715248175
zero trans rights donations

not a single person being in your face about it

you be the judge anon

>she/her
what are you fags talking about, that's rubieha-

oh

This game looks fun
Japs sure did know how to be creative on the PS1
>Tall Twins Tower
>Towers are on fire
>Release Date 2000
I'm sorry?

The fire rises

Is the 4chan image server performing like ass on anyone else's end? It's been driving me crazy for the last hour or so.

>>715248334
yeah the game looks fun, enjoyable on mute.

>>715248278
Oh yeah, he's very conservative now. Pretty much hates all minorities and has lost trust in pretty much all charities.

What a disgusting freakshow

Wow I hate this.

>>715248374
HE DIDN'T DONATE SO GOOD

the game doesnt have sound

puke

america has utterly destroyed japanese nerd/2d culture.

>>715247576
B

>trannies talking about cats shaking their butts
On this is a ZZZ for me

>>715248116
Apparently trans genocide is the worst thing to ever have happened to humanity.

this game is cute :3

My brain does not work this quick.

>tranny run with mr. suck and fuck on the couch
oh joy!

>>715248449
gaaaay

The game looks cute at least, fun presentation. Shame about EVERYTHING ELSE.

>chud game
>tranny runner
Worst combo

>>715248175
some trannies, some pronouns, but they dont read the donations that say trans rights and I don't even think the runners said it
pretty much as it should be. they exist and are accepted at ESA without making a spectacle of it

>>715248430
My biggest complaint about GDQ this year. Outside all the other shit people have mentioned the sound mixing has been absolute fucking dogshit. You can't hear game music. You can't hear game sfx. They turn it down SO FUCKING LOW so that the game doesn't ever overshadow commentary or donations. It's infuriating.

>>715247818
Looks like an adam's apple to me, plus the jaw and shoulders are suspect as well.

im too stupid to play games like this

>>715247951
There's one making banana bread in my kitchen.

>please play me no one will

I wonder why...

>[in deepest voice possible] I love this song
m'lady? thy voice training reps?

>>715248442
watch it on mute like a normal person

oh lord

>>715248512
ENTERTAINMENT FIRST
FUCK YOUR VIDEO GAMES

>>715248518
That's absolutely a man get your peepers on grandpa

>>715248505
>>715248359
Well now I'm bummed I skipped ESA this year

>>715248448
trans genocide meaning not being able to stomp women in sports and not being allowed to change their name every 2 days to be even more genderfluid

>>715247847
Sounds like a socal asian.

>>715247818
"Sir, this section is reserved for women"

>casually got a wr at this game no one else is playing
very impressive

lizstar has a deeper voice than my 60 year old dentist
good luck trying to pass

This event is a disaster for trans people. It's hilarious that they can't see how damaging putting a bunch of men in dresses chanting trans rights is for public perception.

The host is so disgusting. What a crude mockery of an actual female voice

>>715248547
kek

>>715248585
That might also mean it's an easy WR to steal

>>715247818
i wouldn't, because i'm mask4mask

people who don't wear a mask in public are not hot

ez (You)s ;)

>>715248565
Did you even read the post you replied to?

>that deep voice
Have a morsel of dignity, at least use they/them

>>715248512
the funny thing is the casters can hear the game, and the dono reader as well. so they comment occasionally based on audio cues from the game and nobody watching the broadcast just has to guess.

>>715248368
The PS1 is a rabbit hole of quality. Every time I think I have all the games I'll ever need I end up spending entire afternoons on CDRomance.

>>715247817
If you'd actually listened to Norwegian you'd know that's not exactly true. Native English speakers typically find it very foreign-sounding. The th-sounds are only extant in modern Icelandic, for example. Icelandic also has a lot of diphtongs, somewhat similar to English, but less so in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. English is also a West-Germanic language with closer historic ties to Frisian and even Dutch and German than any North-Germanic language.

better loop

>>715248645
Yes, you're sitting here picking out clues that might indicate a man, you should be able to register that as a man in 1 second without any further analyzation

>damn this dude has a deep voice
>gonna tab back in and see what's up
>SHE/HER

>>715248607
It's not about passing. It's about forcing you to accept an obvious and objective lie.
Welcome to Post Modernism 101.

>>715247541
>Top comments saying the trans community is under attack
>As if it wasn't the aggressor

I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS

>>715248665
The most infuriating thing is hearing people on the couch or running the game be like
>the music in this game is FIRE
>this track is a BANGER
I WOULDNT FUCKING KNOW
I CANT FUCKING HEAR IT

Trans people not dressing like total retards challenge: impossible

>>715248736
Orwellian

RATE Tall Twins Tower

RATE The Twin Towers

>>715248751
Maybe stop doing it.

>>715247541
>lain profile picture
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>NORMAL run
Weak tranny
>>715248771
D

>>715248765
Quite so. Post Modernism is some freaky mind fuckery.

>>715248771
Z

>>715248674
Discounting langauge contact, of course. Yes there was some influence of Old Norse in Anglo-Saxon times, but that was dwarfed by the influence of Norman French later.

>>715248770
>>715248771
D

>>715247541
if only i wasnt hardware banned from reddit i would concern troll as a tranny so fucking much

>>715248770
>>715248771
Z
nepo troons

>>715248667
holy shit I forgot about monkey magic
that game was hard as balls, I think I was stuck on the mountain stage for weeks

>>715248770
>>715248771
F

>>715248771
Oh I looked away and didn't even know it was over
Uh, D

>>715248675
as gay as it might be, that's a nice animation

>>715248770
D

>>715248771
z

>>715247818
Looks a bit like the pants and shirt from
>>715227040

Any troon drama this year? Are these mentally stunted leftoids still wearing face diapers?

>>715248770
F

>>715248770
>>715248771
C
Fun game ruined by trannies and shit couch.

Man, she must be a chain smoker...

>>715248667
SNES/Genesis Mickey Mania were better, extra giant chase level or not

>>715248770
>>715248771
Z

>>715248771
SSS for trans rights!!!

>>715248368
Predictive programming. Don't mind it and just enjoy the runs.

>>715248675
i still Caramelldansen often

did it last sunday with a catgirl i had leashed to me, at a furry basement rave with puppygirl DJs who have been some of my favorites. at least one of them has played sold out major venues and i'm there for free chilling and picking mulberries with them

>>715248770
>>715248771
B for bery good (Both Ruby and the game)

>>715248770
>>715248771
F

>>715248674
English never underwent a bunch of vowel shifts like other west-germanic languages though so phonetically it is still closer to nordic languages, otherwise closer to west germanic and of course a ton of latin vocab mixed in. A true bastard of a language.

>>715248771
A. As much as I find the tranny shit to be an affront to beauty and nature, that was a competent run for a challenging, cool, niche title.

>>715248771
>>715248770
ZZZ

>>715248851
>She

>>715248667
>Mad Panic Coaster
I clapped because I recognized it.

>>715248771
F

>>715248667
Its true. I saw cavemans stream a few times. He played so many gems ive never heard of before.
You can feel a lot of devs were 'unleashed' with the basically limitless CD space and 3d processor.
Its an upswing mindset. The ps2 kinda had the same.

>>715248782
>even redditards are starting to downvote them
lmao

>>715248771
ZZZ

>>715248675
I rate this webm an A

>>715248826
good thing they practically gave you immortality halfaway through the game
MONKAAAAAAAY

>>715248770
zzz

>>715248667
is brightis translated yet?

>>715248771
ZZZ

>>715248770
D

Very meh, not interesting at all. Fortunately it was very short.

>>715248770
>>715248771
Cute game but xir didnt even try to act like a tranny and hid his face.
ZZZ

My trans rights just died last year from trans rights so I would like to say let's fight trans rigthts for trans rights, also trans rights!

>>715248770
>>715248771
Z

>>715248876
I played 999 recently and they reference this book specifically, and that's the only reason I recognize it. Stop accessing my morphogenetic field.

>>715248770
F for fuck if I know

>>715246691 (OP)
Who tf watches this shit

>>715248770
>>715248771
Z

>>715248770
>>715248771
D for de troonie

>>715248217
>he once implied that all those "local females" didn't always look like they wanted to be there
There have been documented cases of MSF trading food and medicine for sex from the locals, and presumably they do this by withholding said food and medicine first.

>>715248714
One blurry photo isn't enough to 100% distinguish a manly woman from a troon; there are plenty of ugly women with unfortunate features that make the troon menace particularly inconvenient for them.

How much is still left? 24 hours?

Stop putting on the e-whore voice, you're hosting a charity event.

>>715248771
ZZZ

Love to watch her leave

>tranny game
>tranny fantasy for 4 hours
>daily recap
>smb3 with a runner thats called "nipples" in japanese
Time to play vidya for 5 hours and come back to check the smb3 run

>>715248973
9/11 never made sense in Marvel or DC
You're telling me The Fantastic Four and Iron Man have devices to know when Galactus is entering from the edge of the universe but can't tell when a plane is gonna hit one of their neighboring towers?

The Flash would've instantly run through both towers and saved everyone while Superman uses his breath to put out the fire and Batman fucks Wonder Loli to prove his dominance. Real life tragedies in comics are dumb

>>715249051
16-ish hours according to schedule but it's probably gonna bloat by 1-2 hours because of bonus incentives

>>715248770
C but I had it on mute, nice game but bad speed game

>>715249067
Sowwy ;(

>>715249135
Lmao, very good anon

>>715249045
I guess it isn't enough for you, but in this case it was plainly obvious to me

>>715248236
I don't think it's happened a single time at SGDQ 2025, though I haven't caught everything.

>>715248971
>Only saying it 5 times
That's a ban.

>>715249051
More like 18 since they're definitely going over estimate.

a 1:20 racing game? come on

just woke up
did anything funny happen since the monster hunter bingo?

>I'm continuing to be your host
You're fucking lucky it's the final day or i would've turned the stream off till tonight

can this argument finally cure GDQ of the troon menace?

you'd think mike would spook the fuck out if he thought they're talking about the pretense for holding these events being questioned

>>715249197
i heard trans rights

Spilled OJ is cute

Spilled OJ is pretty cute

>>715249239
>>715249246

>>715249132
Yeah no shit it didn't make sense when even doom was crying about it and he does this shit 8 days a week
If you weren't a zoomer you will remember how all media shoved this stuff in, most obvious one is the raimi spiderman on the bridge scene

>>715249221
mike is gone

>>715249221
Nah. The backlash from cutting down on trans rights stuff would hurt the event far, far more than including it has. At most it'll feature slightly less at SGDQ specifically.

>>715249239
>>715249246

>>715249187
Oh it's worse than that
Knockout Tours are straight lines

>inspired by every popular on reddit indie platformer
ai generated game

>>715249067
How could you ever be mad at a face like this

What kind of cheap Hollow Knight knock-off is this?

>last day
>event hall deader than a fucking ghost town

That's a lol from me brother.

Isn't this just that Sol game with the Chinese cat brainwashing story?

>>715249239
>>715249246
You're gonna have to share.

>>715249295
>game just came out
>straight lines
>over an hour long
>friday prime time
what compels them to accept this?

>>715249140
>>715249186
Looks like im gonna miss the end. Oh well.
Whens the aussie event?

Mrsir71 is ugli

Mrsir71 is hot

is this Nine Sols but even more chinese?

>>715249330
It's 7am, people are getting up and having breakfast.

Huh did hollow knight rip this off?

>>715249330
people are still asleep after partying all night at that epic concert

>>715249239
>>715249246
LMAO gay

>>715249389
>>715249390
Too obvious

wait this literally looks like that other furry metroidvania that was shilled hard as fuck on /v/ i cant find the name though. its like a white cat i think its chinese or something

are these games all generated by AI or some shit

>Original the indie game
>Followed by FFIX
Fuck this, I'm out.

>>715249389
>>715249390

FAGGOT GAME
What was the new game by the ori dev called again? Has anyone played that? Is it good?

>>715249197
>just woke
that fucking does it youre dead meat

>>715249317
>open steam reviews page
>see a comment that says exactly what i think immediately as i see the game

I think all of those four games are hella good tho

>>715249283
The raimi scene was kino though
Same with Spider-Man swinging past the American flags

>>715249389
We were cuter since our comments happened organically

>>715249417
>>715249452
nine sols that was the name of it

>>715249417
nine sols and yeah the artstyle looks like it a lot, funny the runner didn't mention that

>>715249407
super metroid did

>>715249339
>>715249394
Nine Sols, that was it, thanks. Yeah this seems pretty shameless.

>>715249360
Nintendo bought an ad

>>715249132
Marvel comics haven't made sense in a long time. The era of people who knew how to write them with charm is long gone.

>pronounless runner
>no trannies on the couch
This is an automatic +2 grade from me.

>>715249287
>Nah. The backlash from cutting down on trans rights stuff would hurt the event far, far more than including it has
Funnily enough, OSRS was sort of a totem pole for troons but this year they cancelled the pride event. There was a big cry for about 48 hours after which nobody even thought about it anymore. You just know most of this discourse is made up by a very loud and autistic minority that tries to crybully and strong arm their agenda across their opposition but doesn't really have any grassroot support. Troons that bigot the event would just get replaced by actual speedrunners, and the numbers pre-troonification prove theres only been negative growth in the recent years so in the worst case you are not really losing anything by attempting to course-correct.

fuck you im gonna go make coffee right now

>>715249525
I sincerely doubt nintendo needs to advertise mario kart at the tranny event
GDQ is simply using the name itself, run quality be damned, to make some cash

>3 and a half hours of FFIX
Am I crazy or does it feel like every GDQ has the same FF9 run that nobody cares about and takes up too much time

>>715249132
The funniest thing is that in Marvel that wasn't even the first time those towers went down

>>715249458
yes it was and I'm glad he put it in
looking back at it now is weird I guess for zoomers because it isn't layered with 3 levels of irony

>>715249132
what are you talking about, bin laden was stronger than thanos

>>715249485
>funny the runner didn't mention that

>>715249581
The 24 hour FFIX run at ESA was kino this year so maybe this one will be just as good?

>>715249574
pretty much this
was the exact thing that happened when BotW came out

>>715249620
WHAT'S THE FILE NAME
>TRANS RIGHTS
WHAT ARE WE NAMING THE CHARACTERS
>TRANS RIGHTS

yeah, real fun

>>715249483
That game was also high/mid tier parryslop but it was worth the ten bucks i paid for it, the art is nice, a couple of the bossfights are genuinely fucking cool and the general vibe is comfy.

>>715249246
Are you staring at him more than the game too, anon?

>>715249590
>Juggernaut...how could you....I WAS GOING TO TRAP RICHARDS IN THAT TOWER AND KNOCK IT DOWN NEXT WEEK

>>715249689
What if you were on the couch and you accidentally brushed up against his exposed knee with your hand?

>ffix kino incoming
yup today's gonna be a good day

>>715249603
Well he was a gamer

>>715249741
It's always funny to me that they actually used Juggernaut on that page because of it

>>715249780
> cutscene remover

>>715249780
>kino incoming
Are you sure about that?

>>715249673
Only 1 character even has a chance of being named trans rights so far.

>>715249780
is every single character going to be named after the power word?

>>715249541
I just don't think this is true. All the trans stuff is far, far deeply rooted in this event than anything in OSRS.
>would just get replaced by actual speedrunners
This is very unlikely to happen.
>and the numbers pre-troonification prove theres only been negative growth
The numbers are too consistent to take such a risk, and assuming it's shrinking solely because of this is extremely short sighted.
>so in the worst case you are not really losing anything by attempting to course-correct.
You would absolutely lose a lot, the bad press alone would hurt the event more than they could ever stand to gain. It's just never going to happen.

>>715249780
gee /v/ how come you get two ff9 speedruns

>>715249829
>gay
>furry
Alright, there's still a cha-
>gay furry with plushies
Fuck, it's over.

>>715249829
>gay
>furry
>"medically retired"
grim

>>715249829
Damn it

>>715249673
FUCK did the troons finally get ESA as well? i remember it was fine couple years ago when josh was still attending it?

>>715249829
>medically retired
the fuck does this mean, let go due to mental illness?

>>715249829
>retired at 32
>plays games all day
jealous as fuck

>>715249853
Naturally. A lie must be constantly reinforced to become the truth.

>>715249829
>im gay
>im a furry
>im a medically retired law enforcement
i'm intrigued actually

>>715249829
Can someone post the chart from the ESA that just passed? I wanna go back and watch runs from that instead of this

>>715249829
DAMN IT

>>715249829
>gay furry ex-cop
could be kino

I hate this host.

>>715249807
For me it's Magneto being there
Ignoring the fact that he wipes out most of Manhattan in the Ultimate universe, why is he just standing there being sad instead of using his powers to lift up all the steel rubble and save the people trapped under....

>>715249774
I'd be like ohh oops s-sorry.. and see his reaction to try & see if he secretly liked it or not

>>715249924
it can mean a lot of things which is why he's using it. He wasn't able to do his job so he's out on disability.
Could be mental illness, bad knees, or the dude couldn't stop showing up to work in a diaper and shitting himself.

>>715250007
GOD I SURE WOULD FUCK XIM

>>715249541
>You just know most of this discourse is made up by a very loud and autistic minority that tries to crybully and strong arm their agenda across their opposition but doesn't really have any grassroot support
The problem is that GDQ worships this minority, and actively tries to grow it. It's come at the cost of viewership, as they've clearly spelled out who they want to get

but the slapping game guy was a gay furry too and everyone liked him

>>715247576
Runner should've stayed lost.

>>715249829
>What can I say?
How about nothing, you ego maniacal fuck.

>>715248770
>>715248771
B

>>715250007
Ew
>>715250063
Get better standards

>>715249871
OSRS was and still is extremely trans coded lol. They basically pulled all the modern tricks. Rewrote a bunch of shit, they even added all the PC shit without polling when that is the modus operandi for how this particular gaming company operates and is part of their brand which they uniquely broke to appease the queers. In the end the grassroot support just wasn't there. Likewise I doubt it isn't there for GDQ. For what little boycotting the troons would do, it would most likely get filtered as noise pretty fast.

I do agree that it's deep seated though, the staff is likely heavily nepo'd tranny clique so ousting them would likely be the biggest task.

>>715250103
Wasn't the same runner.

Is this run any good? I'm tempted to just fuck off until Mario

>>715250009
His powers don't work on steel melted by jet fuel.

>>715248512
The audio mixing on stream 1 of ESA two weeks ago was also shit. Stream 2 was fine thoughever.

>>715250171
Good. That dude did something right then.

>>715249317
Inspired doing heavy lifting here. I can hardly spot a single unique mechanic so far. Oh look a giant woman in background boss too, NEVA BIN DUN BEFO

>>715249780
>naming incentive
transrights
translefts
transwrongs
ARBYS
ORB
CHEF

>>715250048
Oh, in my country we call that "work-unsuitability retirement"

>>715250076
Man I gotta remember to watch ESA next year this is a good list of games

>>715249924
He was talking about what it would be like if it were on GDQ.

>>715250227
I wonder if it's primarily because stream 2 is in such a smaller room than any of these other ones

>>715250073
in the event you're not doing the "bad-faith actor" routine, most of this event's positive ratings by anons are inflated by 1-2 marks solely for the fact of coming after two or three consecutive shit runs (if not more)
Rose and Camellia was quite literally the only worthwile run in the Awful/Silly Block, the rest has been seen as shite and you can doublecheck the ratings if you don't believe me

>>715250167
>Get better standards
it was a joke, imagine him sucking your dick haha

>>715250253
In my country we call it "doll bludging"

>>715250308
he was still less obnoxious than the vast majority of people was he not

>>715250337
She's a woman, sorry to burst your fantasy

>>715250168
nta but you keep talking about ousting and course correcting and stuff but gdq was like this from the start, the people who made it and have ran it were basically always like this, it never got coopted in the way you think. its not going to change.

>>715250378
OHHH NO NO NO NO

>>715250076
>GDQ didn't reach 100 votes this year
>ESA didn't reach 50 votes this year
Speedrunning is dying.

Everyone always claims they'll watch ESA but no one really ever does..

>>715250446
I never know when it comes on

>>715250446
I'm always there, but I mostly lurk
Doing the same here for even more obvious reasons

This game seems.. fine. It seems like 'another one of those' types of games. You've already played things like this before and no one would say it's their favorite one of those but it seems fine.

Chudruto mentioned.

Guys, you might not like this but I gotta admit it. I'm a heterosexual, white, cisgender male.

>>715250446
I fall in and out of caring about speedruns. Didn't start watching this shitshow until yesterday

i do think theres a general sense of apathy and disinterest in the event this year, but its numerically doing quite well still. even if it has had the only really true financial blunder i've seen at gdq in 10 years

>>715250494
>another one of those
Yeah, it's a 2D platformer Metroidvania.

>>715250436
E33 at ESA got more than 50 votes.

>>715250446
I didn't even know it was live since they have this "live" 24/7 bullshit going all year long.

>>715249417
>>715249483
>>715249686
i genuinely thought this was nine sols at first glance
you're telling me there was ANOTHER chink hollow knight ripoff in the last year?
at this point metroidvania shit is like the second most overdone trope in indies, after card shit

>>715247818
>>715248845
Yeah, I think that's a positive ID.

>>715250446
It's been clear for a couple years now that 75% of people in these threads are here to hatewatch these events. ESA is still mostly mediocre most times so if there isn't any cringe going on most zoomers here just get bored as there isn't anything to shitpost about.

>>715248770
ZZZ

>>715250446
I watched most of it this year instead of random runs later on youtube.

>>715250446
Nigga I watch ESA events almost full-time, what are you on about? I had a great time last week

>>715250446
This ESA was really not that great. The skits they do are fun, but they're better if they're game orientated like the Truck Simulator one.
They clearly lost a lot of great staff that kept shit running, since they had constant issues this time around and it took 30+ minutes between all the fucking runs. They also seemed to intentionally start Stream 1 and 2 games at the same time, which was annoying.
The last SM64 relay was massively overrated and not very good.

>>715250386
they managed to keep their political activism out of it and it was more successful for it.

people want to watch speedgames, and aren't comfortable with the constant politicizing and the negative growth is a clear indication of that.

>>715250446
thats a good thing, a lot of people are only here to complain about how they dont like the thing theyre watching even though it has been like this for at least ten years and has never shown any signs of changing
for esa you dont have the people who watch just to get mad at what theyre watching, so the threads are nice

>>715250691
>constant politicizing and the negative growth is a clear indication of that.
i just dont think it is. could argue about it forever but the event just hasnt been notably harmed by any of it (disregarding actual quality)

>>715250494
That type of game can be fun in a more niche genre, like, say, anti-grav racers, but in something as saturated as platforming-metroidvanias why would anyone give a shit about it?

>>715250690
Oh and the consistent low volume of Stream 1 and high volume of Stream 2 was irritating, especially when TinyTim jumped on and immediately blew out your eardrums.
I know it's sacrilege to say so, and he's fine, but it was particularly annoying this ESA.

Midori Forest translates to Green Forest; you're welcome for the translation.

DoctorM64 (Milton Guasti), the AM2R dev worked as a designer on Bo Path of the Teal Lotus, which I think is neat.

I got a physical copy of the game but haven't gotten around to playing it yet, so I'm avoiding watching this run.
It unfortunately came around the time that the devs got screwed over by their publisher Humble Games, but they managed to recover from that.

>>715250906
holy shit a real N1 anon is amongst us

>>715250917
Look's like a cute game, hope you enjoy

>>715250917
I wish he's ripped off Metroid more. The game might've been more interesting

not a bad run but a boring one

>>715250917
its been very clear that this has been an ad game

>>715251002
I can tell the game has its strong Hollow Knight influences (like so many imitators these days), and HK is something I've also yet to play.

I've got this sort of hesitation to get into the unfamiliar at times, and just default to replaying something I know.
Just recently I finished a 100% run of Breath of the Wild for the first time, decided to go for it because of the Zelda Notes feature in the Switch 2 edition.

This movement does look more fun than hollow knights

>>715250906
but what does kani translate as?

>>715251147
every game has better movement than hollow kngith

I just finished Mega Man X Command Mission.


Genuine Spoiler:I can't believe I didn't catch that Redips was Spider spelled backwards

>>715251245
and ginger was a funny anagram all along

>FFIX is the only game where the Trans Rights isn't sweeping the name incentive
FF9 enjoyers continue to be most based

>>715251306
For now.

HOLY SHIT, I WOULD FUCK THIS DONATION ANNOUNCER IN THE ASS UNTIL SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT

>>715250446
But I did watch ESA, why are you saying that I didn't?

is there anything more obnoxious than a tea "enthusiast" that pretend that making leaf water is some high art?

ballsack boss

Hmm, suddenly I am interested in this game

>>715251245
congratulations on finishing that slog of a game

>>715250076
The difference in the proportion of red-rated runs at ESA vs GDQ is staggering.

>>715251394
that's how they get you, every single one of these indy slop games has one hot monster girl npc and its 99% of the reason people even get the game since it's the first screenshot they see on the store

>>715250748
>could argue about it forever but the event just hasnt been notably harmed by any of it
the event losing 70% of its viewership isn't enough evidence? or how about the logical result of alienating grass root support to the point they can't get people to submit any runs other than yes men and their nepo friends and now you have even redditors, the most cvcked retards online calling for the organizers to cut down on the looney troons shit.

Wait someone was spamming a picture of that fox in GDQ thread earlier this week and asking if anyone could recognize what game it was from. Does anyone remember that? Was that supposed to be shilling?

>>715251146
If you're a big Metroid fan HK will be a disappointment. The game goes hours between giving you an upgrade and the majority of upgrades are traversal. The world is needlessly large and you don't have a map in each area until you buy one because the devs think getting lost is an important part of the gameplay loop. The only reward for finding most secrets in the game is money, and you lose all your money when you die which you can recover if you kill your ghost, but if you die again it's all just gone.
The game also overstays its welcome by hours and hours and turns into Super Meat Boy at the end.

>>715251306
Because there's multiple names. And you know it, but watch them snipe a few with their mentally ill bs anyway

>>715251464
it's poor shilling since no one knew or replied

>had stream on mute all day
>hear zoku's voice
>mute it again

jesus fucking christ

>>715251306
>he still has hope

>>715251535
>hearing a muted stream
spooky

>>715251306
You gonna get half the cast named trans roights anyway.

>>715251306
i hope every single one gets a tranny name just cause of this post

>can we get a donation train going for ______
why? cant people just donate if they want to what is with this autistic need to gamify donations so that it gives the host some random fucking reason to spam interruptions on the people running the game

>>715251463
You're not really getting what he's saying. It's extremely hard to prove that the decline is due to this and not due to other reasons like a lack of novelty, Twitch being smaller and speedrunning in general losing steam. GDQ was at it's absolute biggest when the troon stuff was extremely prominent already.
>alienating grass root support to the point they can't get people to submit any runs other than yes men
At least 90% of this event is still just random grassroot runners.

>>715251426
Going straight from ESA to GDQ honestly made SGDQ look like a joke in comparison, especially the first day or so where they couldn't just shut the fuck up and chill.

>>715251594
you know the reason why

>>715251594
>o what is with this autistic need to gamify donations
if you gamify donations people will donate more? why is this hard to understand. why do you think people on twitch do sub trains

in a just world GDQ would have died already and ESA would be thriving but instead GDQ will never die and ESA has to fight for survival every year. fuck this gay earth

>>715251594
paypigs need to be pressured into donating so they don't all hold their money until the final push of the event when it's more hype to part with thousands of their own dollars

>>715251662
>people will donate more?
why? what makes that different than just donating for literally any other comment reason

>>715251306
You know there will be "anonymous" $1000 donations last minute to make the tranny names win.

>>715251245
I was going to ask if you had gotten to that part when you made your post the other day. That ending was pretty cool, wasn't it? Ferham is a pretty cool character. She and the other characters show up again in that Dive offline gacha game.
Did you do the EX boss stuff Ninetails?

Are the power word donations coming from the same community or elsewhere? Should i actually be happy that they are now marginally financially worse off than before and their donations go to help people that are explicitly against their world view?

>>715251751
I'm trying to find the door but when I do i'll probably take a break and pick it up again tomorrow.

>>715251594
do you really not know or are you just saying anything
it's like if you say "man I really hate it when people use their twitch prime on me" then you have 10 hilarious jokesters use their prime sub hahahaha get it
it's engagement bait

>>715251732
People do things if you poke and prod them to do things. Are you intentionally being obtuse or just letting your mind mirror your body?

>4 hour run of a mediocre forgettable final fantasy after
>right in EU watch hours
>after the same happened with 2 separate shitty pokemon runs

this has been the worst GDQ ever

>>715251595
Don't kid yourself thinkign there's anyone but you and me in this autistic exchange. At least now I know you're trolling and that we both know the obvious.

>>715251867
it is

>>715251595
>At least 90% of this event is still just random grassroot runners.
They're not going to announce every single runner who is a nepo-runner, but judging by the precipitous drop in run quality I'd say it's approaching 30% neporuns if you count both hard and soft neporuns. Seems to already be 10% hard neoruns (as in staff runs).

>>715249135
heheheh

>>715251812
>Are you intentionally being obtuse
no i genuinely cant sympathize with the idea of the gamification of literally everything. i legit dont understand what happens in the development of certain individuals that these juvenile psychological incentives are required to make them do certain things. it is actually so confusing to me as someone that is able to go through my day to day life and accomplish tasks without needing a fucking star sheet on my mom's fridge to do my chores or some shit. it's fucking autistic and needless

>>715251867
it is

The devs aren't Japanese, are they? This game feels like it was made by Westerners with surface level understanding of Japanese mythology and culture.

>>715251874
Thinking GDQ would positively benefit (again, numerically) from getting rid of the troon shit is just absolutely retarded. There's no argument there.

>>715250690
The last few ESAs have been very mid, especially with stuff like the schedule, which makes sense when you know that they forced out pretty much all of the experienced staff.

N1 bro, what does 'Sakura City' mean?

>>715251595
the fact that neporunners got two separate 4 hour runs is proof enough it's gotten cancerous
not to mention whatever the fuck that Tetris thing was, it was neither a speedrun nor a good demonstration because the runner was nowhere near top level

>>715251915
why is he will smithing those buildings

>>715251981
The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside

Ok but when is GOOD games

>>715251965
theyre based in thailand. if you look at the game it feels more SEA but with japanese plastered over it

>>715251965
I'm not sure why you'd be upset about that, Japan does the exact same and worse to European mythology and culture all the time

>>715252020
Plum : Sakura City.

>>715251981
Cherry Blossom City

this game looks so artificial
like no care went into it
wouldnt be surprised if it was an ai created game

>>715252056
Which has the amazing circular effect of weeaboos trying to educate you on a shitty interpretation of your own mythology.

damn just sat down and he's choking? hate to see it

>>715252128
It was a 2022 Kickstarter project, long before that AI shit.

>>715251867
I can't agree there. I think this is the worst marathon I've ever seen.
Actually abysmal.

>>715251915
nyooooo

>>715251974
>Runs FFVII on Stream 1 at the same time as FFVIIRebirth on Stream 2
I think the posters saying that AI made the schedule were correct. Way too many 4+ hour RPG runs all bunched up together.

>>715252219
worse than online?

bakie...

>>715252286
It's page 9, lad

>>715252323
>>715252323
>>715252323

>>715251915
kino

>>715252056
Because when the Japanese create works based on European mythology, it's very clearly their own interpretation and don't try to pass it off as authentic Western-produced media whereas this game very clearly wants to seem like an authentic Japanese game while it is very clearly made by non-Japanese.

>>715252261
You're giving way too much credit for AI, saar.

>>715252314
jannies don't care and it pushes another twitter screencap thread off the catalog fuck it

>>715252376
shut the fuck up retard

>>715251965
This game looks like it's emulating chink shit, not nip shit, just like nine sols.

>>715252376
>wants to seem like an authentic Japanese game
Not seeing that. And you're the only one I've seen arguing this, so I think it's a you thing.

>>715252376
You are the living embodiment of
>thing
>thing Japan

A C K
C
K

>>715252442
I wish OoT any% was an hour