Thread 715254809

DAMN BRAT

>>715254809 (OP)
Not only are the gnomes and halflings disgustingly deformed, big-headed, fat-limbed creatures, Larian can't even get lolis right. That's a hag's face on a little girl's body.

I don't care about women.

>Can kill Goblin children
>Can't kill Tiefling children
Why?

>>715257057
Goblins aren't people

>>715254809 (OP)
I’m going to say what we’re all thinking. It’s okay to fuck Tiefling teens or even children, and that should be used to satiate urges that might be forced on kids who don’t deserve it, like humans or elves.

Are Tieflings canonically the nogs of DnD? Were they always "victims of muh racism"? You'd think half-orcs would have it way worse.

>>715258287
They’re more like the gays of the setting, they’re not exactly niggers but you’ll beat them up at lunch for making a pass at you.

>>715257929
>Elf
Nice try trying to sneak that one in knife ear but know. They deserve rape correcting as well

>>715254809 (OP)
It's not even funny, like wtf, do you need government grants that desperately?

>>715257745
This theyre more akin to ants

>>715257057
You're telling me you don't immediately want to punch this thing in the stomach?

>>715256881
Nah, kids look that ugly, it's just realistic.

>>715258287
One is a child of rape, another one is.. uh.. are they still Hell-tainted or do they just happen?

>>715259428
RAPE

>multiple half-elf, elf, human companions
>not a single dwarf companion
>not a single Bard companion
>not a single half-orc/dragonborn
>not a single gnome or halfling companion eitther

This is brought to you by the studio that threw a fit over people making generic "John Baldur" human male character lmao.

>>715259428
I want to stick my cock down this things throat

Goblin women > children of any race

>>715259487
>realism
>in my fantasy
Let me romance the tiefling child goddammnit.

>>715258287
In setting theyre closer to lepers. They suffer, they are a sign of suffering, and everyone close to them suffers too.

Out of setting they are the class of choice for "Darkness Avenger take out his 20 foot long katana and weeps, because he promised his dead lover that he would stop killing forever after he killed her. Another burden that weighs on his shoulders. He disappears from sight, and appears again 30 feet behind all of the enemies, sheathing his weapon as he whispers... what do you mean 'roll to hit'?" so there is some negative animus against the entire race.

>>715259639
You'll like multiplanar half thieflings and like it, it's what all the cool kids are doing.

>>715259850
What kind of crappy comparison is that? One is a fantasy midget and the other is children.

>>715260447
Tieflings are funny because they’re the faggiest race in DnD but also the only one still allowed to express sexuality, which can sometimes include huge tits and cleavage. When a Western artist draws a fantasy woman with huge tits, nine times out of ten it’s a Tiefling.

I've never played this game why are there red children in it?

>>715261160
To attract pedos

>>715261160
dungeons and dragons has all sorts of races. you should play yugioh or something.

>>715257745
Neither are tieflings.

>>715260439
>expecting anything good from judeo western society
Come on.

>>715261603
Tieflings are in fact people and that’s what makes them a bigger problem than goblins.

>>715261160
Refugee plot has to involve children

>>715261160
it arouses and piques male players interest
on the plus side you can kill kids in bg3

>>715262334
This goes beyond video games, but any argument where one side’s baseline defense is, “the children” immediately loses my sympathy. Most of the worst atrocities - and more than a few of the
banal tyrannies - built their bones on the claim that ignoring them will lead to suffering children.

Want to watch porn? Ooh but kids might see it too. Want to smoke? Ooh kids might breathe it in. Want to protect your homeland? Ooh brown kids need your food. Think African aid is fueling unsustainable growth in a continent kept perpetually violent so corporations can exploit it? Ooh kids with big bellies holding out their hands for handouts. Think the government should stop military adventurism? BUT THE KIDSSSSS!

>>715261160
Purple children are offensive

>>715254809 (OP)
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA