Why are journalists so bad at video games?

Everyday I thank God im not dsp

>>715255789 (OP)
HE'S POOR!

>>715255789 (OP)
>says the guy who * himself on stream
What's the missing word?

THE KING LIVES!!!!!!

>>715256092
It's funny because much like Boogie, DSP was actually on very good money for years but spent it like water on retarded shit. If he'd have been smart with it in the early-mid 2010s he'd be quite comfortable now.

Why does a walking simulator have bosses?

>>715255789 (OP)
I love his *throws arms up* emote, he's such a fucking retard.

So gamer losers will have someone to feel superior to. Imagine if they were all elite players, breezing through the game, revealing that they were all front loaded with little to do after the start, telling you it was ok but a little too easy. Games probably wouldn't sell.

Why does Phil look so miserable these days bros?

Based I'm using this everygame

>>715256236
sometimes you run into things while walking

>>715256350
Memes-aside, money issues (100% of his own making to be fair) and he's probably going through a bit of a midlife crisis.

I hope you guys realize he's really putting it on heavy

>>715255789 (OP)
Why's there even a second game?
Didn't they already deal with the weird shit in the first game at the beach?

>>715256589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hqm3dsvpVA

>>715256607
the princess beach...

>>715256667
you're out of your fucking mind sending a stranger a 47 minute video

>>715256589
Even if he is (debatable) the gravy train of playing like a retard as your gimmick is gone. Now you just get some other guy clipping you on Twitter with a million views and everyone laughing at the retard then moving on.

>>715255789 (OP)
Wait did DSP actually shit himself on stream?

>>715256350
The IRS and his fear of prison rape.

>>715256741
That's the dsp fanbase for you.

>>715256790
No he coomed on stream but the camera only showed his face and arms jerking.

>>715255789 (OP)
>DSP
>journalist
>>715256128
>>715256790
>he doesn't know
https://youtu.be/1aCAY0zbaUs?si=5u5AlsOWSzrtIjpL

>>715256790
If you've got white poop, you've got problems. But yes thinking about it with his diet of greasy food and cheap gin he probably has the most horrific of underwear.

>>715257150
but what's the missing word "cummed", "orgasmed". Maybe he actually did shit himself on one of his lesser known streams?

>>715256589
Yeah tell that to the IRS.

Maybe they should hire people who actually play videogames to playtest their fucking videogames?????
>>715256236
Just like real life

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Rino-chan now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQcChqRT4g4

>>715256857
>prison rape

I hate this meme. Rape in prison is very rare. There are plenty of guys inside that will give up their holes for a cinnamon roll, smuggled drugs, canned tuna, etc. Trading for sex is a lot safer and you don't have to worry about the guy shanking you weeks later. Actual rape only occurs if you did something horribly bad like refusing to repay your debts

>>715255789 (OP)
Why are angl*s streamers so unappealing?

>>715257516
Usually soft guys like Phil become someone' prison bride within 24 hours, haha

>watch a few DPS vids recently
>always trying to get 150$ as a goal
>cant make 50$
>while trying to make 50$ to spends one to two hours bitching that nobody is donating and people have to donate
>threatens to stop what hes playing if they don't donate cuz if you dont donate means u dont like what hes playing
>he has little event days set up for certain days and says if we dont make these goals we can no longer do these days
>he multi streams and is always yelling at kick cuz kick never donates
this dude is fucking WILD KEK

ACK ACK ACK

>>715256092
ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP IN THE FRIGID WINTER OF 2019

>>715255789 (OP)
How the fuck does this retard still have an audience?

>>715259216
We are all stuck in our little hells.

>>715255789 (OP)
Journalists are propagandists, they don't need to know about games, sports or politics. They just need to read the pamphlet.

>>715256092
HES GAY

So did his wife die or not?

>>715256350
White men took all the Italian women.

>>715257257
>cummed
good morning sar

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