When was the last time you had an actual friend you played games with?

>>715260710 (OP)
People are insufferable, I spend most of my gaming time playing singleplayer

>>715260710 (OP)
Eh, I'm pretty lukewarm on friendship these days.

2 days ago

1 day ago

i only play single player games

>>715260779
>>715260780
you'll crave hanging out with a bro eating pizza together and playing ace combat sooner or later

Last night. A friend and I played custom games for hours on the Master Chief Collection.

>>715260710 (OP)
never

>>715261010
>YOU'LL CRAVE HANGING OUT WITH A BRO EATING PIZZA TOGETHER AND PLAYING ACE COMBAT SOONER OR LATER!

Steamie Deckerphile grooming thread.

2 hours ago
Love me some cs2

>>715260710 (OP)
must've been at least like, 3 years now.
i've distanced myself from all my friends.

Ok time to ruin the thread and complain about fags because if I can't get friends no one will

>>715261036
thank god thats not going to be me because i'll end it before i'll hit 40

>>715261010
>ace combat
which one?

>Drifted away from old gaming buddy because he stalks and skinwalks me
>Every "new" person I meet is a catfish, glows in the dark, or the old gaming buddy's sockpuppet

Beats me. Too little reason in bothering.

>>715261031
i chickened out of buying the mcc because im too much of a friendcel

>>715261010
That sounds extremely gay

>>715261529
if you're surrounded by that kind of schizo shit then perhaps you're a schizo shit yourself anon

>>715261010
ace combat is a singleplayer game you retard

>>715260710 (OP)
i'm schizotypal hence cannot

>>715260710 (OP)
Steamhistory.net is down...

>>715260710 (OP)

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>>715262054
>girl browsers

>>715261162
wish he'd groom me already

>>715261692
Nice try, Pennywise

>>715260710 (OP)
Over a year ago. I don't really miss it, it's exhausting.

>>715261162
>Post deleted
>Thread remains
So this means that obese faggot is either 4chan staff or a friend of theirs, go figure!

>>715260710 (OP)
Online, yesterday. IRL, about a week ago (StS board game is really fun with 4 people)

>>715260710 (OP)
Yesterday. We played peak and got to the ice part on our second try. Fun game.

>>715262614
how's peak for 2 people?

>>715260710 (OP)
I'm usually in vc with my friend(s) but I don't really actively go for friendslop. I played Peak because it was gifted to me and it was shit.
>fun with friends
Work is fun with friends, a fun game that does not make. I tend to play single player games and unless I'm streaming (for my friends) I do enjoy idle chitchat and erp when the mood arises.

>>715262928
>and erp when the mood arises
>and erp
i know what you are

I can't play with friends because I start pocketing them and forget to actually play the objective
Or we just don't connect and get a 7 lose streak

>>715260710 (OP)
About a decade ago

Nobody likes to play games with me.

>>715263093
A top who enjoys gaming first and perversion second. Unlike most coombrain retards on this board.

maybe when i was 14

I just noticed 2 of my school friends have been offline for more than a year.
>maybe they have a life and quit games
>they just sit perma offline, one is playing Noita daily the other fucking hid his games all together
I dont get it, i dont care what you play, in fact if there is a porn game in there i have 50x more respect to you than i already had.

>>715263325
Kiss me

>>715260710 (OP)
>anon: I have these games and I'm in this time zone
>send a friend request
>get a response back at 5AM in the morning
>"hey, you interested in playing [game not not on the list]"
>don't see till later
>respond with "oh hey, nah I was hoping to play some of [games they mentioned in-thread]"
>"also I'm usually up more around this time, in the afternoon to evening for our shared time zone"
>20 minutes later, notice he silently unfriended me
>this has happened multiple times
You anons sure are a silly bunch

>>715260710 (OP)
Never. All of my so-called "friends" will either blow me off or flat out ignore me to play with each other instead.

>>715263484
>>they just sit perma offline, one is playing Noita daily the other fucking hid his games all together
the worst is when the perma offline friends complain that nobody reaches out to them like bro how the fuck am i gonna reach out to you when you're always offline on steam and discord i don't fucking know when you're awake or asleep or busy

all tops are predators and all bottoms are parasites

>>715263514
Ordinarily this is when the conversation just becomes a homosexual back and forth employing spoiler bars as things get more and more faggy. Instead of taking that route I'm just gonna hit you with a, "No" instead anon.

>>715263596
is that the monkey baseball guy

now this is gaming

>>715264056
based
desperate bottoms need to be put in their place more often

>>715264056
o-okay :(

>>715264017
this

>>715264256
I'd post tummy but i dont even play multiplayer games.

>>715260710 (OP)
I play with my wife everyday.

>>715264208
Indeed

>>715262928
>Socializes and ERPs often but prefers playing alone
You sound painfully boring.

>>715264705
are you a cute top? seems pretty rare around these parts

>>715265014
Bottom sadly

>>715264853
based, I loved sonny boy

>>715260710 (OP)
Like, yesterday.

>>715265160
okay, I thought you were the OP
>sadly
yeah :(

>>715261529
foid life

i cant remember

>>715264056
>3+ bottoms in the thread
>is the sole top
Go on. Tell us something about yourself.

>>715260710 (OP)
I still have several.

>>715265001
Maybe but I'm more than enough for my friends and I don't seem to grossly offend or garner much hatred so I'm content with my ways. I used to play multi-player more but that was maybe 8 years ago when there were embers in shit my friend group liked like TF2, Battlefield, Dota, etc. Not into basically anything that has released in the last near decade as far as multi-player focused experiences. Nightreign and Dragon Ball: The Breakers were pretty much the only exceptions I could think of on hand.

>>715261010
Yeah with an IRL friend, not some tranny spic who lives in these threads and tries to groom other anons into chopping their cocks off.

I would say around 2013. I used to have a ton of online pals thanks to the horse cartoon. We played TF2 and Killing Floor together. Fun times.

>>715264056
This anons dick is probably girthy as fuck

>>715266861
You can stop replying to yourself now sis.

sometimes i have some souls bros that get at me for something, but yeah whenever I hop online it's usually gonna be random time

>>715266563
Sure he's not a SEAmonkey?

i don't really play too much with my friends anymore because our shared games died off, and ive just got no interest in the games they play + theyre all up at times i can't be up at. feels pretty bad sometimes desu

>>715261879
hopefully it stays down forever

Anyone else plays mmorpgs with anons amd customizes their character to get them going.

my steam friend code is 81600509

>>715261879
>he doesnt know the alternatives
point and laugh!

>>715261010
my friend doesn't wanna hang out irl anymore, he's busy adulting and fucking his gf. sadge.

>>715267941
steamhistory IS the alternative, you can't even opt out of it compared to all the other sites, idiot.

>>715265251
Did you kill him?

>no gay shit
w-why though?

Cocks...

>>715261529
what does skinwalk mean in this context?

>>715261879
sounds like some data-harvesting bullshit, hope it stays dead like steamrep

is this the thread where i find a femboy gf

I used to play multiplayer games with friends almost exclusively but it's rarely worth it anymore. All the shit /v/ complains about is accurate.

>friends who tryhard at games but aren't any good themselves, getting mad, barking orders
>the other end of the spectrum, friends who goof around in competitive games and drag everyone else down and then complain everyone else is sweating when they play objective
>they go AFK to smoke/hit a bong, browse the internet, or anything else in the middle of the game
>agreeing to play a game at a certain time, they show up hours late just because
>having a small diversity of games played, so it's always the same shit and a refusal to play any new games
>poorfag friends who only play free shit
>the list goes on

>>715260710 (OP)
Used to back in like 2015 when we moved from Roblox to steam.
Then something happened with them.
It was like most of them just seemed to interpret everything I try to say into a reason to start an argument, any attempt at trying to help someone as a reason to start an argument, and repeat ad nauseum.
I had two other Discord groups of steam friends where there were no problems, but it was the Roblox friends gang I held dearest because of how long I've known them.
I later realized that I was basically a punching bag for them and tried to point this out. More arguments.
Eventually one guy just gets straight up malicious but they don't do anything to stop him or raise a finger. Whenever I tried to help some people that were depressed in the server an argument would erupt and I would be made the bad guy.
Eventually I pointed this out and how this is emotionally abusive and got an ultimatum to leave or be kicked.
That was late last year. This thread basically awakened the memories from the happy ones to the bitter ones.
I'm still questioning whether I was the cunt, as an ex-member said they are all toxic and it was the only server out of three I regularly (now two because I left it) where nothing ever happens and things are chill.

Out of like 11 of us like 4 were queer and most were persistent Twitter users before big Musk took over the website. If that is anything to go by.

>>715260710 (OP)
Now, my friend and I are playing Nightrein whole week

>>715268331
Mirroring personality traits and writing patterns to where it felt like they were trying to become me. Stealing my zingers and jokes verbatim only to publicly post them in tranny circlejerk threads. Going along with it when someone I used to know (online) erroneously identified said skinwalker as me, assumedly taking the opportunity to gain more intel on the "me" as seen by others.

Very healthy and normal behavior, all things considered.

>>715260710 (OP)
when was this image first made?

>>715260710 (OP)
years my only friend i actually like has become a i only consume social media teir faggot
so meh

>>715268904
FAGGOT!!!

>>715268759
Wassup babygurl

>>715269093
sounds like you attracted your average 4chan schizo

>>715269596
bruh

>>715269093
He sounds based

>>715260710 (OP)
yesterday

>>715268867
>having a small diversity of games played, so it's always the same shit and a refusal to play any new games
This. Most of my friends play dota exclusively. They won't play anything else even if it's free, they act like spending an hour of their time and 10-40 GBs of free drive space to try something out is arduous work.
I still enjoy hanging out with them in vc but their taste in vydia should be banned by law, there should be a reeducation program for moba addicts

>>715260710 (OP)
I played through the RA3 co-op campaign with a friend just last month. Had a great time. Why aren't co-op campaigns more common?

>>715260710 (OP)
i play games with a group of friends almost every saturday

>>715268867
My friends and FPS games, I hate this genre now

>>715260710 (OP)
today, irl friends are great teammates

i'm going to become a furry to make more friends to play
where are all the nazifurs at in the modern era

Added a guy from here once. Must have been about 10 years ago. I think we spoke like twice before I got really busy with life stuff and fell outta contact with him. Looking at it now, his steam profile is a memorial since he necked himself at some point.

I don't think I could have helped, but I feel a tiny but guilty for some reason....

The best litmus test if someone can be played games with is a co-op terraria playthrough.
>reasonably length so tests scheduling
>very progression heavy so tests sociability in syncing up progress
>reasonably difficult so tests gameplay skill
>freeform building so tests creativity and problem solving skills

>>715271308
Terraria is a shitty game so no.

>>715271308
Terraria is just shitty Minecraft and Minecraft in of itself is overrated dogshit so hell no.

>>715260710 (OP)
I tend to meet people online and play with them fairly regularly. If you mean irl friends, not since high school. I don't even like talking about games in day to day life, it's like an embarrassing hobby I try to keep private.

>>715271442
>>715271626
These people can't be played games with.

>>715271728
>they don't like my shit game
>i can't play games with them
You're correct, YOU can't play games with us. People with taste can.

>>715271308
inventory/chest management alone makes terraria unbearable. the game is constantly flooding your inventory with endless junk.

Any deadlock Yuros? Tired of ruskies

>>715260710 (OP)
I don't play multiplayer games, so I have no friends

>>715269093
>Mirroring personality traits and writing patterns to where it felt like they were trying to become me
I do this unintentionally.

>>715268867
>poorfag friends who only play free shit
Alright, that one has a fair excuse.

>>715272594
Get a job nigger.

>>715271728
Play a good game, nigger.

Conquest of elysium 5 and songs of conquest are my jam, never did a multiplayer game of barotrauma.

>>715272771
Baro is fun but if you don't use mod it gets too easy if everyone is professional

>>715271308
listen man I don't want to use my brain I just wanna drink and crack jokes
so open up TF2 or golf with your friends or something

>>715272627
>i can't be friends with poor people
not impressed

>>715272976
I'm poor too and yet I can afford to buy games once in a while. You mean I can't be friends with people with poor money management.

>>715272920
this guy friends
>sip some drinks
>shooting the shit with the boys
>just have a great time playing whatever slop (non-thinking)

>>715261010
No I won't. I'm like Shrek at the start of the first movie, I just want people to stay out of my fucking swamp.

>>715272976
yes? have you talked to poor "people" before?

>>715273045
sure but there's a spectrum here and at a certain level of being poor you have to start thinking "how often am i actually going to play this game with <friend>" and when you compare it to some f2p trash the value proposition is simply awful

that being said it's easy to find games that can be played mp and don't cost money and aren't trash (netplay old games, some pirated games can be played mp, steam local mp for some games) so the issue isn't being poor it's playing f2pslop exclusively
>>715273093
yeah
i'm friends with some

>>715273074
That isn't fun

threads like these make me think of all the anons out there who are in the same situation I was in about a decade ago. no friends, real or online, and with no clue how to make any.
I was really lucky to find some actual good online friends with similar tastes and meshing personalities and get to have a lot of fun chatting and gaming with them
so I wanna reach out to guys who just want friends but I know that 90% of the people who actually post in these friend mining threads are just crazy homosexuals who want to erp

>>715272910
Never touched mods, barotrauma is good in short bursts but anything beyond a hour and its monotonous.

>>715273564
I have real life friends. They just have shit taste in video games.

>>715273453
sounds like you and your friends aren't fun then
sorry you had to find out this way

>>715273620
well that's good for you. you're not one of the anons I'm thinking about then

>>715273564
I've no friends, nor do I want them. I just browse these for humor

>>715273617
Dynamic europa is good, barotraumatic makes it harder, neurotrauma forces medics to actually think

>>715273564
Brag elsewhere, if it isn't fiction

>>715260710 (OP)
a couple months ago

Where can I find woman to play with?

>>715276638
Definitely not here that's for sure.

>Add 4chan friends
>Bitch about every game I play, bitch about jews, bitch about niggers, never actually game
>Nofriends maxxing, Friday night is getting so high I can't walk, playing games until the sun comes up, and cumming so much my cock and balls are still sore
One day you will learn

>>715260710 (OP)
>guy adds me from a steam friend thread
>actually play games together
>invited to his friends discord
>all normal at first, play a bunch of friendslop with them
>feels good
>start getting a feel for the friend group dynamic
>as time goes by I start to realize the main dude is a complete douchebag and everyone else is under his thumb
>if he likes something its the greatest thing ever, if you like something he doesn't, you're just wrong
>demeans the others and refuses to admit when he's wrong

That's why don't go looking for friends

>>715260710 (OP)
>When was the last time you had an actual friend you played games with?
Like 2 or 3 weeks ago I've played some Elden Ring Nightreign with two friends, we've played a couple sessions multiple days in a row and then suddenly neither of them wanted to play together anymore and they've been busy doing their own stuff. I guess that's fine they just got bored of the game, I just swapped over to playing with /erg/ anons and I've been having way more fun that way anyways (I've stopped playing as well)

>>715260710 (OP)
Looking for a cute polish boy, atleast 20. Must like drinking. Gay stuff is limited to watching each other masturbate and maybe kissing if were drunk enough.