Thread 715263327

post shitty games /v/ meme'd you into playing

>>715263327 (OP)
You first.

The Orange Box, from Valve entertainment for the Xbox 360. Specifically Half-Life 2 and Portal.

>>715263327 (OP)
obvious signalis. I laughed so hard when I found out that the author of the game is actually tranny. half the board is actually indian faggots

Literally every post I see about it on here is that it sucks. How did you see that and "get meme'd" into playing it?

>>715263327 (OP)
Badly balanced weapons
The helicopter boss seems to be impossible to beat
I expected Armored Core with cute girls, but It fails in ever aspect

>>715263327 (OP)
Pic unrelated? Honestly I expect this thread to be mostly brainlets complaining about games that play differently to slop they usually play or ones that require just a bit of thinking to progress.

Balatro

>>715265205
>The helicopter boss seems to be impossible to beat
just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad

>>715263327 (OP)
There's a demo. Why are you crying?

>>715263327 (OP)
If /v/ recommends a game with a girl in it you can safely assume it's shit.

>>715263636
Yeah its mid

>>715263636
>Buy it because the suit kind of looks like the Gantz suit
>Game turns out to be robo lesbian shenanigans
I really have to stop falling for that

>>715263327 (OP)
I liked it, beyond citadel was better.

Honestly /v/ hasnt really failed me when it comes to recommendations. I can usually filter out things i won't like.

Metal bringer was kinda disapointing.

>>715263327 (OP)
Trails in the Sky, holy fuck what an absolute meme.

>>715263327 (OP)
still waiting on rule 34 for this game

>>715265205
doll = tranny btw

Tainted grail was the most recent one. It was recommended to me as a better skyrim and all i got was the bugs from skyrim in a new game

>>715270246
>Erupt into a frothing berserker frenzy when my five year old sister said she's playing with her "dolls". Clearly code for taking HRT from the vile jewish tranny illuminati.
>Violently beat her to death while weeping, knowing I couldn't save her from globohomo.

>>715270717
Trannies are so mentally ill holy shit who thinks like that

>>715263327 (OP)
Dragon's Dogma is so fucking bad it's unreal

>>715270246
>A doll is typically a small, human-shaped figure, often used as a child's toy. Historically, dolls have been made from various materials like wood, clay, and bone, and have served purposes beyond play, including religious rituals and artistic expression. Modern dolls are often made of plastic or porcelain and can be found as collectibles as well as toys.
hope this helps saar

>>715270427
>Tainted grail
thanks i forgot what this was called. there's a demo available on steam i wanna check out. it looks decent but i have low expectations. bars kinda in hell

the witcher 1. the game was barely fun, the story and writing were ass. the atmosphere was nice, but people here said it was the best in the series. no the fuck it isnt.

>>715263327 (OP)
This and its sequel somehow became one my favorite games. I replayed both multiple times.
t. Old bastard

>>715263327 (OP)
I didn't get into it right away either OP, but it has a lot more depth to it then appears at first glance. Give it another go. I did.

>>715271610
Witcher 2 is basically the exact inverse despite being total slav jank. I like it better than the Witcher 3 now and totally fucking get why a lot of Witcher 2 fans feel robbed.

>>715263413
OP RAPED

>>715263636
I dropped this game about three hours in. It felt like a resident evil clone with nothing to make it stand out. Too bad I can't refund it.

>>715271610
This. The soundtrack, atmosphere and writing are pretty good, but playing the game feels like a chore. Still better than witcher 2 and 3 tho

>>715263327 (OP)
Shit taste. Bought it on the sale and have been enjoying it greatly. Admittedly I haven't played many fps games in the past 15 years though

>>715263636
>I laughed so hard when I found out that the author of the game is actually tranny
>>>>>Being a tranny in China
Fucking rough... I feel bad for him

the best way to enjoy /v/'s recs is to engage in discussions without ever having played the game once

>>715265205
man, what is up with helicopter bosses filtering people??!?

Pic related. JK it was my GOTY and my favorite TRPG in years

>>715273523
Having to look up filters most people

I'll never play it, because the mixing of borderline pornography with very graphic gore is massively unappealing.

>>715263327 (OP)
Fuck you

>>715273724
I am playing now and I cannot see the complaint of "borderline pornography". Unless beyond is much more lewd that's a bullshit complaint

>>715273410
>Yuri Stern (they/them) and Barbara Wittmann (she/her) are two illustrators and game designers currently residing in Hamburg, Germany
???

>>715272232
The presentation was cool.

>>715273863
Are you really going to say such a thing and pretend it's in good faith?

>>715273949
... I thought for sure it was Chinese for some reason

>>715274152
Yes? That's barely more lewd than rated T game boxart from 25 years ago. The actual amount of lewd shit in game is basically 0.

>>715263327 (OP)
I'm a little disappointed I fell for this one. I should have known.

I remember getting tricked into buying tarkov by someone talking about it and spending weeks thinking I'm fucking insane that everyone was cheating but everyone WAS cheating probably

>>715263327 (OP)
Webfishing.
>expect fishing with the bros AC style
>just a tranny grooming sum instead
>dev abandoned the game because he got enough money off troons and underage that he doesn't care anymore
>>715263636
/v/ is unironic casual faggots (literal buttpirates) that have no taste whatsoever.

>>715274094
Does this one have a name?

>>715263636
i liked this game so much i played it 3 times back to back last year and will probably play it again in the winter. i'm even reading king in yellow rn.
>>715272232
>felt like a resident evil clone
it's great. every RE game i've played, i've played multiple times back to back.

>>715274390
>probably
no need for the probably. Everyone is cheating.

>>715270940
That tranny you just replied to made shit up to get mad at. It's all they're good at.

>>715274152
>this makes zoomer piss and shit their pants
Imagine being born in 21st century.

>>715274243
>>715274614
>the people who defend beyond citadel have literally never played the game
absofuckinglutely wild

>>715274614
What's the argument here? That this isn't borderline porn?

>>715274562
Scav Prototype/Casualties Unknown

>>715274152
>Posts literally the most lewd promotional material which is significantly more revealing than anything in game
You are unironcially too much of a prude to enjoy Vidya

>>715274737
>pornography /pɔːˈnɒɡrəfi/ - printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.
Care to provide an example?

>>715274714
Reread my post retard. I haven't played beyond I am playing the first game now >>715273863
You know since the post was about the first game???

>>715274768
It's the main art on the steam store. It's the only art of the game that I'm aware is actually official.

>>715274768
>anon didn't play Beyond Citadel
you're missing out on great art

>>715274094
>>715274762
It's crazy what sort of fetishes exist.
Like, literally getting off to some furry character dieing a very slow, agonizing death.

>>715274762
Though Scav's not a shitty game though.

>>715274823
You don't think this applies to the images we've been talking about? They're not intended to stimulate sexual excitement?

>>715274847
It's by far the lewdest thing the original has to offer. The picture the game uses is her holding the axe

>>715274915
>great art
not with that anatomy (or rather lack thereof)

>>715274915
I'm currently playing the first you readlet. I will play it when I'm done with the first I bought both and the polish game during the sale in a bundle

>>715275035
>the words mean whatever I want
are you jewish?

>>715275067
At least it was relatively painless.
Still, who gets off to this? WTF?

>>715275092
the art section is not where you collected the parts anon

>>715274835
if you knew anything at all about the creator you wouldn't be saying this, also you type like a MASSIVE faggot and your shit's all retarded

>>715275232
Nobody, Expie a cute.

>>715275169
>>715274915
I just realized you replied to a different post my bad you had no way of knowing I am still playing the first one

>>715273203
This shit is written so exceptionally poorly it becomes unplayable after a while.

>>715275185
This goes back to what I said earlier. You're not capable of arguing in good faith, but you're not being inflammatory, or funny, enough to be trolling.
What do you think the words mean and do you think they apply to the images?

>>715273410
>>>>>Being a tranny in China
They have long culture of eunuchs.

>>715275289
The creator being a pen hound doesn't magically make the game borderline pornographic you disingenuous cunt

>>715275302
I have to play this just for the memes.
Is it finished yet or still early access?

Unironically
>a lot of the skills are useless, there's zero use for swimming and you only really need to level one weapon type proficiency to make accuracy not shit and that's it
>exploration is unrewarding since it's all just small paths depending on what skills you leveled that all converge into the same areas
>objectively bad voice acting, "it's so bad it's good" is not a valid justification
>the overworlds aren't that big or complex when you're not an easily impressionable 12 year old
>objectively mediocre graphics even for the time, weapon models are blocky and there's no reload animations
>plot is just a mashup of conspiracy theories that were popular at the time (still are?), people who act like they're 180iq because they "get" the plot are insufferable
>the gunplay itself is mediocre, so is the ai
>choices don't matter and you just get to pick your ending by going down one path or another at the end, which is baffling because Deus Ex fans criticize Human Revolution for the same thing, apparently making them corridors instead of buttons changes everything

>>715275348
>printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity--
retard

>>715275410
Eunuchs aren't trannys

>>715275459
It's still a demo, but it gets updated regularly. There should be another update coming soon.

https://orsonik.itch.io/scav-prototype

>>715275348
retard

>>715275641
Won't be able to play for the next few days but I think I will backlog the demo.
Who knows, maybe the gameplay is fun. And even if it isn't, I will still have a fun meme game on my hands.

>>715263327 (OP)
fug I knew there was something I forgot to get during the sale

>>715275483
>There's a microscopic piece of cloth covering her pussy and nipples. Therefor, TECHNICALLY not porn
This is really the argument? At least you're starting to be funny.

>>715276012
>uhh ummm sweaty technically... *tips fedora*
kys retard

>>715275472
>Zero use for swimming
>Literally free items and skipping annoying shit in some levels
You either didnt actually level it or you're parroting some youtuber

>>715275232
Where's the indie furry games about dying suffocating in space?

>>715275302
If he is cute, why do you enjoy seeing him suffer?

>>715276298
The reading comprehension on this autistic bitch.

>>715276727
I know right, the definition of porn was posted twice ITT and that idiot still can't grasp it.

>>715276715
No one wants Expie to suffer (except maybe the dev). It encourages the player to git gud.

>>715274569
I couldn't keep playing after the first boss, even though the GDR setting and king in yellow stuff was pretty cool. The gameplay felt like cookie cutter resident. It put me to sleep honestly

>Cinematic slop with occasional "parry+attack to win"

woah

>>715276324
IIRC you get a consumable that lets you breathe underwater which you can use for the one time you can't reach the items with just the base swimming.

>>715274152
>is that... A WOMAN IN LESS REVEALING CLOTHS THAN A SWIMSUIT
>AIEEE IT'S BASICALLY PORN

>>715263636
I thought the devs were real lesbians, the vagina having kind.

>>715263327 (OP)
The citadel and beyond citadel are good games though?

>>715263636
Avoided that game when the whole thing was le space lesbians
faggots

>>715275472
>>objectively bad voice acting, "it's so bad it's good" is not a valid justification
joyless shitpail
>>715277418
that's a selling point for me. it felt so natural. if they couldn't do something better at least they didn't fuck it up imo.

>>715263636
TPBP
Half of all war is optics, and the 5 Signalisfags here are no better than Onirism schizo who talks to himself in his janny-approved safespace all day, and has been for years.

Your fetish will never not earn you disgusted sneers behind your parents and friends' backs, and you will never be accepted as their equal no matter how much false validation they show. You are not normal.

>>715278068
Hah, no. I want to say like 50% of lesbian shit is made by mentally unwell men. Just like most gay shit is made by women.

>>715263327 (OP)
fuck you niggerfaggot
the game was great
I 100%'d it at max difficulty
I wish there was more

>>715278006
>is that... A WOMAN IN LESS REVEALING CLOTHS THAN A SWIMSUIT
>AIEEE IT'S BASICALLY PORN

ace combat babby and I am getting absolutely filtered

>>715263327 (OP)
Any assassins creed game ever.
Final Fantasy.
Earthbound.
Slay the Princess.
I even tried one gacha game for the first time (Star Rail) and it was beyond disgusting.
etc.

>>715278656
aye fair enough at least you are consistent in your prudish opinion

>>715263636
Oh shit I got tricked into play that too but also "Unsighted". I didnt realize that its from some Brazilian LGBT studio. Uninstalled it after like 20 minutes.

Not exactly shitty but not as good as /v/ made it out to be.

>>715263636
I pirated it and got my $0's worth. I only played it for the sexy fuckable lady robots and was not disappointed.

>>715278656
ahmed, why are you posting a picture with white person?

>>715278985
>Any assassins creed game ever.
>being talked about positively on 4chan except by children and shills
>the rest of his post are obvious shill aproved opinions
anon you need to learn to parse shills from genuine praise

>>715279186
SHIT taste. MGQ is amazing

>>715263327 (OP)
Wokewards Legacy

>>715263327 (OP)
you can start threads without egregious bait you know

>>715263327 (OP)
Astlibra, it was garbage

>>715279512
In what exactly?

>>715280002
how far did you get? The game is 10/10 until the postscript

>>715278541
True, it was an intruiging selling point, but there was nothing to really innovate on the resident evil formula. It felt like I already played this game before. Even the yuri stuff couldn't save it for me. The setting is pretty unique tho I must admit.

>>715263636
I FUCKING WARNED YOU ALL

>>715263327 (OP)
the other /v/ tricked me into playing that

>>715263636
its such a boring piece of shit. horror game but with gay pseud flashback cutscenes

>>715271563
>>715270717
>The term "doll" is slang within the transgender and wider LGBTQ community, used to positively refer to a feminine trans woman.

>>715263636
Based

>>715283864
Most people see dolls and just think of dolls

not a shitty game but ops game and my picrelated are friends

>>715271475
great combat but wandering down a featureless road killing bandits and goblins gets tired real fucking fast

>>715270717
>>Erupt into a frothing berserker frenzy when my five year old sister said she's playing with her "dolls". Clearly code for taking HRT from the vile jewish tranny illuminati.
i do this
>>Violently beat her to death while weeping, knowing I couldn't save her from globohomo.
i don't do this, i wouldn't cry over it
nta my kid my rules

>>715284269
>picrelated
very nice anon

>>715280002
Filtered
>>715281073
True, in postscript it goes even beyond that

>>715285086
peripeteia

I am once again asking if anybody ever fixed the fucked up ADS sprites in the first Citadel

>>715285718
the what now

>>715263327 (OP)
beyond citadel legitimately one of best feeling 2d sprite shooters due to its reload system

>>715285789
When you ADS in Citadel some weapons ADS sprites are fucked and turn entirely pitch black. You can "fix" it by disabling picture-in-picture in the option, but that makes the sprites fall back to older versions that look unfinished

>>715278068
You didn't know that Yuri content is made by heterosexual men? Behind every yurifaggot is some dude promoting his fetish, troon or not.

>>715285946
Nope still fucked
t. Played earlier today

>>715286183
The game you posted gave me more troon vibes than Signalis ever did desu

>>715263327 (OP)
This piece of shit.

>>715273863
Beyond is lewder, yeah

>>715263636
signalis is good but i wish it was less anime. every enemy being an anime girl just gives it this almost fetish tone that cheapens the whole experience

I remember thinking it was alright as a kid too. Aside from FFT and Vagrant Story, I really don't like any Ivalice related game. At least the raids in XIV are fun

>>715286490
Sweet.

>>715286492
>almost fetish tone
>almost
Retard

>>715286492
I don't even like the game, but you should fuck off.

>>715287215
Let me guess.
Another PLEBIAN CASUAL being filtered by the mighty Mekboar!
Time to git gud, punk!

>>715286492
The only criticism I have for the anime aesthetic is that for a good chunk of the game I thought the main character was a Eule because of the mugshot and all the replicas having anime sameface with the same hair and eye color.

>>715263636
I loved the Sino-DDR-biopsyker aesthetics, based many cool Stellaris campaigns on it. Atmosphere is the main thing the game has going for it, along with robot girls.

>>715287374
It's too short

>>715287568
>The unfinished early access game with only 10% of the content already implimented is "too short".

>>715287829
Not him but yes. Idm waiting but the dev seems to be focusing on polishing what's there over getting more content in and doing a polish run afterwards

>>715263327 (OP)
Genuinely the worst game i've ever played.
I'd actually bought it when it first came out because it looked super promising - immediately realised it was a broken piece of shit, dropped it for 8 years.
Came back because of how shilled it is on /v/ and forced myself to play all the way through it and was like dragging my face through glass.
Awful level design, basically Serious Sam gameplay with constant respawning enemies with no AI, shit tier setting and story, worst sound design i've ever encountered in a game, and a mess of half-arsed systems that don't even work.
Literally shilled by a group of about ten people on here who made 100 memes they post to make it seem like a more deep game than it is.

>>715263636
>falling for y*rinigger slop

>>715274152
anons are a bit in denial just like the ceeator of the game. It's obviously a guro fetish game. Not a bad game, but I don't get the need to dance around the matter

>>715288506
*ahem* filtered.

>>715275035
if the drawing is both hot AND cool as fuck pornography and puritans can go fuck themselves
which, surprise, is the case for citadel too

>>715288506
jians need not apply

>>715263636
Story can be filed down to a Yuri love story and gameplay is a boring worse than resident evil clone, puzzle design is fetch the item type stuff. I mean It's a ok indie game but trannies and weebs wouldn't shut the fuck up about how good it was. I'm so fucking sick of how porn addicted everyone is.


>>715275472
It's not a mishmash of conspiracy theories its got great philosophical meaning as well. The concept of man creating a machine god is the most interesting part. The Combat is dated but serviceable, I'll admit but the story, world, and characters are what carries the game hard.

>>715286460
Lmao

>>715263559

Orange Box was my first time playing HL 2 I liked it well enough I want to play PS3 and then original HL Xbox.