>we need an evil dog for our ga-

HE IS ALREADY HERE SIRR

"people" who crop their dog's ears should be beaten to death with hammers

I love animals but all shitbulls need to be killed. The breed needs to be totally wiped out.

>>715274098
chud post

>>715273886 (OP)
Dobermans are really friendly so I have no idea how they became the default evil dog. I’ve met Labradors meaner than most Dobermans

A fucking cute boxer has a higher fatal attack rate than a doberman

>>715274205
so many words to say that you think niggers are pitbulls

>>715274037
they should all get their foreskin cropped

>>715274037
Sanest dog Karen

>>715274304
sinister aura and german

>>715274205
lol

>>715274364
The "people" who crop dogs' ears and tails are the same sociopaths who circumcised their sons.

Having empathy, understanding, and not taking advantage over a living being that can't properly communicate are characteristics that they don't have.

>>715274472
The absolute state of humanity.

>>715274458
So sinister, so German
https://youtu.be/487KWuuDTLY?si=CErFIHSzv_4okI9z

>>715274304
just kikes slandering everything german, dobermans aren't even big

>>715273886 (OP)
make sure he shifts his eyes in the game so people know he's evil

showing pitbulls as evil is racist or something

>>715274304
Because they can be scary to strangers when they go into protect mode. Mine will be acting retarded, napping, etc and the moment she hears anything resembling a person talking outside she goes from -10 to 100 without flinching. It’s amazing to see. Any other time she’s whining for attention or wants my chips

>>715273886 (OP)
>we need an evil dog for our ga-

>>715274205
what is it with women and this shit
i've seen women blame fat peoples problems in society (like not fitting into chairs) on white supremacy, colonialism, capitalism, you name it.

>>715275306
Jews

>>715274776
Not being circumcised is how you spot a terrorist.

>>715275726
at the end of the day, we can choose to have it removed if we want to. dr berg made that choice for you and no amount of cope will ever change that

>>715275306
brainwashed by >>715275573 but without irony

>>715275306
the brain on marxism ie. jewish victimhood culture

>>715275726
Sand niggers also mutilate their penises retard. Have your love for jews rotten your brain that much that you can't even keep up with your fucked logic?

>>715276085
To be fair, it wasn't just the kike doctors, but his brainwashed parents. Specifically his already afflicted father and selfish whore of a mother who is completely protected from such a thing,

>>715275204
>paws
>platform heels
>but also Skyrim feet with zero detail
Thanks, I hate it.

>>715274037
My dad bought a pitbull puppy when I was a kid and wanted to crop his ears himself with scissors
My mom said she'd chop his dick off if he tried
He didn't get his ears cropped and was such a sweet dog until the day he died (at 14)

>>715274037
true its animal abuse

>>715277525
Her toes were removed for polygonal budgetary reasons

>>715274304
Doberman are breed to protect their human master. Said human master that breed this dog use it as a bodyguard when he has to collect money and taxes from ((them)). They're extremely loyal and will never leave you alone.

>>715275306
They are unable to comprehend accountability

>>715278040
What's the point of paws in heels if I can't see the toes spilling out?

>>715278040
I think they should be restored for boner reasons.

>>715274023
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>715274023
is this some more fucked up AI shit

>>715278702
honey that ""cat"" has 4 fingers and a thumb

>>715274098
pitt bulls are the best for protecting family though :)

>>715273886 (OP)
thank you for the list of evil dogs in videogames

>>715277438
There are terrorists that don't do it. Look at all of South America, Russia, China, India, Japan, Korea, Europe, and so on.

>>715273886 (OP)
>we need a comic relief dog

>we need a sexy dog secretary

>Game has a street respect mechanic

>>715274856
Kansas taxpayers fund this person's research
Farm kids trying to make good get indoctrinated by their classes

>>715274776
>not taking advantage over a living being that can't properly communicate
so like, not owning a pet or farm animal

>>715275726
??? Muslims get circumcised.

>>715274304
Dobermans are wicked smart, they aren't shitbulls. But they are guard dogs and need training to control their guarding instinct and not scare people. Sadly they look "tough" so many are owned by absolute retard sewage of humanity that dock their ears and tail and intentionally sic them at strangers.\

>(do)berman empire

>is the baddies

>>715279606
SLAMMED

AND

SMASHED

>>715280085

>>715279606
why are these inbred pitbulls doing in an illuminate ground mission

>>715280717
their faces when blasted by the cannons is priceless

>>715280717
i wish this game was good

>>715281232

>tank is piloted by children?!

>>715281429
I really enjoyed the first one. Dunno about the sequels.

>>715281461
jin! im happy that kid grew up away under those dictators and saved his family

>>715274304
First they destroy the image of nuclear energy, then the dobermans. Where does it end?

>>715281558

>kid is named Britz instead Blitz because devs cannot into proper german.

>we need a support dog

>>715274037
>

>>715281161
For some fucking reason toadline bullies get the best promotional posters you could as for.

>>715274472
>pitty apologists are trannies
pittery

>>715280953
What a fuckin boss. The bigger dogs instantly clear the way. Wonder what his story is?

Now I want a GTA knock-off where you play as a dog.

>>715280953
based german shepherd busy not giving a shit while the retards are fighting

>>715279606
2x Bimpy 3x Bape

>>715278850
An extra leg, too.

>>715279606
I just feel bad for these little bastards. There's no way their lives are anything but miserable and painful.

>>715274304
The only reason dobermans don't chew up children as much as pitbulls is that dumb people buy pitbulls way more often. Lots of people think pitbulls are cute and call them "couch hippos" or whatever. The AKC doesn't recognize "pitbull" as a breed though, so if you google the most popular dogs they're never listed. But the vast majority of dogs you can find have the largest portion of "American Pit Bull Terrier" DNA in them, and it's like >80% of shelter dogs or something crazy like that. Pitbulls are the premier choice if you want a cheap-as-fuck big dog, which goes hand-in-hand with being a retard underestimating how much work it takes to raise a dog properly.

Most people buying a rottweiler, doberman, or german shepherd have to pay a lot of money for a properly bred puppy, so they tend to be better trained. This is on top of them just being less popular.

>>715273886 (OP)
My wife's boyfriend.

>>715279606
Ameritard niggery at its finest

>>715274304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWpCJ-9Y8w

>>715280085
>You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
>So that when they turn their backs on you
>You'll get the chance to put the knife in

>>715273886 (OP)
I scared to read animal threads on 4chan because some edgy fucker always posts animal gore videos

>>715285426
based

>>715286321
>this makes wolves piss and shit themselves

>>715285889
Why did he do it bros?

>>715286328
I mean, I don't like those videos and those posters deserve literal death, but scared?

>>715286337
Based on what?

>>715273886 (OP)
I played this obscure Japanese strategy game called Wander Vehicles where you control a tank platoon in the dog army in a war against monkeys (which later turns out to have been started by a false flag attack by the (((cats))) so they could sell weapons to both sides).

You have an obligatory asshole party member among the dogs, and he's a bull terrier. He's a smug prick who likes to pull rank on the main character and his friends at the start, but quickly get outranked because he's a cowardly dipshit. A bit less than halfway in he runs away from battle when he shouldn't have and seemingly gets the protagonist's best friend killed, so he ends up getting permanently demoted to literally cleaning shit in the bathroom for the rest of the game and gets replaced as the slow, powerful tank pilot by a border collie with big tits.

>>715280953
>what's this ruckus?

>>715283856
It's name is King Charles. And Tyrant defeated his authority long ago.

Wait wait, am I on /k/, /v/, or /an/?

>>715284117
pimpy son opp

>>715279143
>arabs can't travel

>>715290901
/vank/

>>715273886 (OP)
>be dobermann
>german
>always the villain

>be german shepherd
>german
>always a lovable goof

Who are they paying off

>>715285426
I guess I could never marry a pornstar, I can't look at her face without remembering the mountains of porn she has been, all those horse cocks, all that brapping, completely ruined.

>>715292979
this is very true

>>715278702
It's what Epstein was up to on his island and that's why jizzrael won't let them release the list.

>>715278040
>feet more detailed than the rest of the model
it's all or nothing with footfags isn't it?

>>715277525
Sauce? Please?

>>715294327
>I can't look at her face without remembering the mountains of porn she has been
Same here, but that's a positive to me.
>completely ruined
Ruined wives are the best.

>>715292979
god dobermann girls get me so fucking hard

>>715295072
anyones you know from games?

>>715274304
It's in the ear shape, batman ears are scary looking but with normal ear they look like overgrown weiner dogs

>>715280467
You know what I meant retard. You have a dog or cat, you raise and care for them to the best of your ability while only doing drastic permanent changes to their being unless it's critical for their well being. Same goes for farm animals.

You don't do glorified cosmetic changes on animals or kids because you think you own them like a barbie doll. Although, I do agree that their a lot of people in this world shouldn't own a pet, farm animal, and be allow to have kids for that matter since they can't properly care for them.

>>715295698
To be fair, dachshunds are fucking little psychopaths, which is understandable since they were bred to hunt badgers. It's always nice to see dobermans without cropped ears/tails though. There are a couple of regulars at the local dog park and they're such lovable goofballs

>>715295183
NTA but all I can think of are Darknuts and all those in the games are male and almost no art exists.

>>715286328
this but zoophilia instead of gore

>>715274458
German Shepards got lucky becoming police dogs

>>715275052
German Shepards? Are they the "good goys" of the dog race?

>>715298401
That intentional. Police (and military) dogs use to be doberman, but doberman get really attact to their master. When that Master move department or retire, the doberman just suffer and perform poorly because the master is gone. They are breed to protect a specific human. German Shepard don't have this problem since they're breed to herd.

>>715284773
This, but retard psycho faggot ass breeders do this to american bullies x 100 and x 100 times worse, it's very unfortunate.