Yeah that was on July 5th so I will post a late Façadeslop thread because I love this game. Anyways I wish they'd make a sequel

Melons

>>715283854
In honour of the 20th anniversary of façade...
*I won't kick you out...*

i never played this, was it groundbreaking tech where you could have real convos before llms?

>>715283997
It's still a better game than the LLM injected crap games that are out today.

>>715283348 (OP)
i'd imagine in current day if they made a sequel which used some sort of small ai model to respond to your shit the game would be really fun. considering that the original is great already, the amount of possibilities is staggering

>>715283348 (OP)
look at my FUCKING italy photo anon

20 year old AI slop

>>715284223
ISNT IT SO ROMANTIC?! YES, YES, ROMANCE!!! THATS IT!!

>>715284271
Slop?.. I don't think so..

Still the best playthrough, I go back to this video every couple of years. Guy's funny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLU8T2UVJFQ&t=1m45s

>don't touch me...cocksucker

>>715284595
he died 7 years ago

>this is actually how late genxers lived

do you know where this picture was taken?

>>715284763
... in Italy?

>>715284595
Trip is actually a cuck sucker.. lol

>>715284685

No shit? Aw damn, man. RIP.

>>715284595
My favourite play through is probably Jerma's.

https://youtu.be/yxw_U7rwbf4?si=BApJIbODd0Ugv4oX

>>715283348 (OP)
I've said this before but the guys who made this really need to capitalize on new AI tech and make an AI powered remaster. Even if it's shitty just cash in on the meme and get the bag.

>>715284595
honestly the facial animations are unironically pretty impressive

grace's constant bitching about literally nothing reminds me of a lot of people
and trip is just a complete tryhard

>>715285345
If it had modern AI it would be boring and stupid

>>715285345
I love this game so much I don't even care if the remake is shitty or they'll milk the melon jokes I just need to see my WIFE Grace again!!

>>715283348 (OP)
Games with this 2000s big city at night feel?

>>715284063
Name one

>>715285539
Grace has a pretty shitty life desu I'd be bitching if I was her too
>his husband married her only to manipulate the shit out of her
>she's also milked because of her wealthy background
>she cannot be the artist she wants to be because her husband literally won't allow her too

>>715285773
The vampire one. The one where you interview the guy that works at a circus.

>>715283997
it's basically an old text prompt game but the lines are voiced.
if you type something they don't have a canned response for they just laugh awkwardly.

>>715283997
It had half-life 2 tier facial expressions and npc actors moving around (today games don't even do that). The story was crafted to work with the limited vocabulary that it could interpret.

>>715285415
I love it when you say something completely normal and they still go:
> :O

>>715283348 (OP)
>Hey guys!
>What if we made a game,
>but made it all about the "Tell me about" feature from Fallout 1?
Genius

>>715285542
>melon
>"I can't generate a response that adheres to our content guidelines."

>>715285585
Show me the rest of the picture

>>715283348 (OP)
>wifekisser simulator

feel like i remember playing this inbrowser a million years ago, now it looks like ive got to download it what gives

>>715286654
Trip gpt
>"This response isn't appropriate, so I cannot generate a direct answer!"
>".. Now get the fuck out."

>>715286710
This is my favourite pic ever..

>>715283348 (OP)
Is it difficult to "win" in this game?

So... can you fuck the girl or what?

>>715287363
Well, the way to "win" the game is to get the both of them to reveal at least 3 secrets about their marriage, then they tell you that you helped them a lot and they will think about their marriage... I guess that's the "win" of the game. You gotta be observant and bring stuff up so you push the characters over the edge to reveal secrets

>>715287546
Of course this is the only thing you think about.. ugh.
No, you cannot.

>>715287734
Lame.

>>715287639
I see. Well, downloading it right now. I dont remember when was the last time I played it

>>715287748
At least you can kiss her, a lot

>>715283997
It was literally a public version of a military training program that used a decently well developed text parser and tracked things throughout the conversation. The original military version was for training soldiers on how to talk to sand people who may or may not hate them.

>>715287748
"Nooo! I cant fuck every single girl in every single game franchise!"

MCDONALDS NAD YOUUUU

>>715287948
I have to admit I love kissing her, the way she reacts is absolutely gold. If you kiss her for long enough she admits to having feelings for the player(regardless of being male or female...) *Mwuah* Grace~

>>715287639
well you also need to keep asking "why" and "what" and "how" during their big argument, that gathers points. more points, bigger chance of a good ending

at least as far as i understand it.

>>715286694
TOGETHA

>>715288358
>If you kiss her for long enough she admits to having feelings for the player
Bullshit.

>>715284685
>substance abuse and mental illness
Fuck me.
https://corporate-sellout.com/2018/08/07/my-friend-kazz/

>>715288597
It's real , I'm trying to find the clip of her confessing somewhere, I'm serious. It's true.

>Noooo you can't propose to me in front of people, it's coerced consent!
What the fuck was her problem?

>>715288597
Okay well I can't find and exact video but here are all her voice lines

https://youtu.be/vXCzfhacVi0?si=fYfMxuG3yASgZHNP

Skip to 42:23
>Grace loves you

>>715290321
Trip proposed Infront of Grace's parents/ family on Christmas eve, since Grace's family is very high class so Grace couldn't refuse Infront of her own family.
>Trip is a fucking manipulative asshole who forced Grace into the marriage basically.. He also has an 8ball

>>715290710
Trip is literally Vriska.

>>715289263
>he took his own life
Don't know who he is other than another selfish cumt

>>715291349
Yeah! How dare he not contribute to the economy.
He still had a good 40 years of slavery left!

>>715283348 (OP)
Hello~

>>715291349
Hey man don't say shit like that on my thread

>>715284595
step aside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow

>>715291440
>ALL THAT MATERS IS MONEYO MONEYO
>flqrbasdipo snhxixks
>>715291498
I hope no one abandons you like that guy abandoned his friends and family

>>715289263
Always fucking drugs.
Maybe the 90s were right about drugs bad.

>>715291468
Hey who the hell are yo—
...
melon-chan..
SERIOUSLY?!

>>715291552
Oh my God, I forgot all about this video. Thank you Anon, you brought me back to my teenage times.

You'd think with chatGPT there'd be a ton of Facadeslop games by now.

>>715291552
>SANTA MARIA
>suddenly everything is awkward

A classic.

Hi guysss!! OP here again:) I posted a façade thread a *while* ago here.

It's basically what got me onto 4chan, the thread was like so fucking awesome.

If you remember my façade thread please please reply to this cuz I miss that :,3

>>715283348 (OP)
melon

>>715288053
Hijab?

>>715292349
This is exactly why we need a sequel

>>715287734
>>715288059
>ugh
>heckin not coolerino, chud!
lol, redditors are triggered

>>715293575
No, not really, just gatekeeping Grace ..
She's *my* wife

Melons? Right this way, bro.

>>715285345
The Facade guys DID make a modern AI game recently, but nobody including you noticed or cared because AI shit isn’t a novelty anymore.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vO_IZWPN50s

>>715294525
Yeah but like.. nobody gives a fuck about that , to be honest.
Façade has earned its place and making a sequel would literally be such a profit for the devs

>>715284546
>sample

>>715294525
who gives a fuck about robots? i want to awkward situations and to kiss other people's wives.

>>715283348 (OP)
this would be considered ai slop if it came out today

>>715297068
it would unironically benefit greatly from machine learning A.I.

This game is pretty much what a modern Facade game would be. With anime girls of course, to fit the tastes of modern gamers.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2880730/AI2U_With_You_Til_The_End/

>>715297715
I don't want anime girls dude I want a married couple who are on the verge of divorce :C

why did they hate the word "melon" so much anyway?

>>715298043
I always assumed it was recognized as a particularly inappropriate comment on Grace's tits

>>715298225
But.. her tits are great!

>>715294525
I hope they included at least one easter egg related to the melons meme or at least Facade

>>715298381
Not nearly big enough to be called melons. Maybe that's why they hate it so much, you're reminding them how unimpressive Grace's body is.

My favorite was the one with genghis khan

>I will now conquer your couch

>>715298906
Grace's body is very beautiful, I'm sure Trip doesn't appreciate much but I fucking do, I'd worship her and tell her how beautiful she is and how Trip doesn't deserve her(cuz he really doesn't) I will not tolerate Grace hate In any shape of form..

>>715298225
Yeah that makes sense. I mean, these things are HUGE >>715298381

>>715299097
Anon, Grace isn’t real...

>>715299508
SHE IS VERY REAL TO ME!! *sob* GRACE IS REAL TO ME!

>>715299097
Alright, Gonzalo, that's it, you've got to leave

Anyone else remember the couple videos Motdef posted on Facade, specifically him trying to break the game?
https://youtu.be/s89-XWWEu60?si=Vv1PNhx9GF-BXoEx

>>715299756
Before you kick me out...
Let me touch your wife. By the way Grace canonically has feelings for the player and would definitely be happy to be showed real love to by them after years of Trip's manipulation.

>>715284546
What a retarded picture. Grace is the one upset with her own decorating. Trip is praising it.

Why hasn't anyone copied the fuck out of this game and made a part 2?
At the very least, mods?

>>715285182
My favorite is the Genghis Khan one
https://youtu.be/cPx9zwH9IWc
RIP dude

>>715300254
She is trying to express herself that she doesn't like the decorating, and that she wants to try something new.
Trip is pushing her back by saying that it's fine, but when you give criticism, Grace enjoys it because she feels like you aren't holding her back like Trip does.
This is why Grace likes the player better than Trip.

>>715298043
>>715298381
>>715298906
Trip is really into big melons. Grace doesn't have them but guess who does. Maria.

>>715300691
>tfw Grace married that manipulative faggot
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME DAMN IT
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>715301342
Exactly, this guy gets it!! :D

>>715301329
Maybe he hates melons being mentioned is because he has a secret fetish for them and will cum himself on the spot if they are mentioned
But I still fucking hate him for having an affair, my girl Grace deserves better.