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Anonymous No.715287956 >>715288214 >>715288345 >>715288452 >>715289712 >>715289945 >>715290046 >>715290649 >>715290757 >>715291842 >>715296660 >>715296797 >>715299237 >>715301293
what does she taste like?
Anonymous No.715288214 >>715289245 >>715301293
>>715287956 (OP)
love and blueberries.
Anonymous No.715288345
>>715287956 (OP)
Bag of sand
Anonymous No.715288452 >>715291041 >>715296327
>>715287956 (OP)
Ecto-cooler.
Anonymous No.715288483 >>715288631 >>715289904 >>715290060 >>715298124 >>715301278
My people are sterile.
Anonymous No.715288631
>>715288483
maybe you shouldn't have bred like indians
Anonymous No.715289245
>>715288214
I just can't say no to freckles
Anonymous No.715289712
>>715287956 (OP)
Fat and body odor.
Anonymous No.715289904
>>715288483
I'm doing stuff
Anonymous No.715289945
>>715287956 (OP)
I assume it's whatever the person really enjoys. The real question is what does this abomination truly look like when she isn't mindfucking you.
Anonymous No.715290046 >>715290296 >>715290330 >>715291002
>>715287956 (OP)
if i impregnate her, will our children be strong?
Anonymous No.715290060
>>715288483
Anonymous No.715290146 >>715290595 >>715292572
>the real question is why I'm a retard who thinks a bunch of drunks failing to communicate what they find attractive is 100% canon proof Asari don't look the way they look despite common sense saying of course they fucking do
Anonymous No.715290296
>>715290046
>our children
This one does not have enough red sand to explain it
Anonymous No.715290330
>>715290046
>hits red sand
Anonymous No.715290595 >>715290950
>>715290146
it makes sense logically other wise every other alien race would call them too similar looking to humans. I like to think It's an optical illusion due to their bionic powers
Anonymous No.715290649
>>715287956 (OP)
blueberries with the texture of a basketball
Anonymous No.715290757 >>715291002 >>715291028
>>715287956 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1gNPns4sdF7g
Anonymous No.715290950 >>715291147
>>715290595
But if that were true, why does Liara appear as a fatty? Is her power broken, or is that a side effect of being a retard?
Anonymous No.715291002
>>715290046
>>715290757
this is why asari are meant for short term relationships
Anonymous No.715291028
>>715290757
>the ultimate cuck because theyll continue to live after you
>not the ultimate cuck because they siphon your genetic code and dump you
Anonymous No.715291041 >>715292310
>>715288452
Do you really think anyone on modern /v/ is old enough to have tasted ecto-cooler?
Anonymous No.715291147
>>715290950
I think she should put her fatty butt and nothing butt her butt and nothing butt her butt on my face
Anonymous No.715291842
>>715287956 (OP)
>gets mogged by every other asari we meet
Anonymous No.715292310
>>715291041
About as many people have tasted an asari, so it fits.
Anonymous No.715292572
>>715290146
don't they just feature on the features that look like their race? like the human points to the face but the turian points to tentacle hair shape etc
Anonymous No.715293009 >>715293073
>genophage portrayed as an evil thing despite it being the only thing that stops a krogan birth rate of 1000s per female that would otherwise overwhelm the entire galaxy just from sheer numbers alone

salarians did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.715293073 >>715293515 >>715295915
>>715293009
>genophage portrayed as an evil thing
only in ME3
Anonymous No.715293515
>>715293073
It also dumped all the nuance in the geth/quarian conflict. The geth are officially good boys who dindu nuffin.
Anonymous No.715295915 >>715296256 >>715296584
>>715293073
It starts in 2 with Mordins loyalty mission.
Anonymous No.715296256
>>715295915
Even in the first game, Wrex doesn't paint a pretty picture of it.
Anonymous No.715296327 >>715296375
>>715288452
Didn't the person who made this never release it to the public or something? That's what I heard, what a jackass.
Anonymous No.715296375 >>715297227 >>715297267
>>715296327
Yeah it's lost media. Fucked up.
Anonymous No.715296584
>>715295915
Only if you're a Paragon pussy.
Anonymous No.715296660
>>715287956 (OP)
Asari flesh canonically tastes something between shrimp and lobster.
Anonymous No.715296716 >>715296825
Normandy SR1,...my love.
Anonymous No.715296797
>>715287956 (OP)
a basketball
Anonymous No.715296825
>>715296716
Anonymous No.715297227
>>715296375
Why isn't Aria purpley?
Anonymous No.715297267 >>715297369
>>715296375
>ok, I want numbers 1, 2, and 3
>if I didn't call your number, better luck next year
Anonymous No.715297369 >>715297516 >>715297609
>>715297267
>coach, what about me?
Anonymous No.715297516
>>715297369
>T'Soni, I called your number, didn't I?
Anonymous No.715297609 >>715297781
>>715297369
>no, coach, you didn't
Anonymous No.715297781
>>715297609
>well, better luck next year!
Anonymous No.715297835 >>715301550
If Asari reproduce by pirating your genes regardless of species or composition, can I bully an Asari into having a dog's baby?
Anonymous No.715298124 >>715301278
>>715288483
"I can't breed."
Anonymous No.715299237
>>715287956 (OP)
I rejected her during my latest replay and it totally changed how I view this clingy blue bitch. Get off my fucking cock you autistic retard. The writers really push her so fucking hard down your throat, even when you explicitly and consistently tell her off.
Anonymous No.715301278
>>715288483
>>715298124
lol
Anonymous No.715301293
>>715287956 (OP)
Came here to say this >>715288214.
Anonymous No.715301550
>>715297835
I think they have to be a sapient species but I am sure many an Asari have tried.