Thread 715287956

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Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:39:37 PM No.715287956 >>715288214 >>715288345 >>715288452 >>715289712 >>715289945 >>715290046 >>715290649 >>715290757 >>715291842 >>715296660 >>715296797 >>715299237 >>715301293

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what does she taste like?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:42:28 PM No.715288214 >>715289245 >>715301293

>>715287956 (OP)
love and blueberries.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:43:56 PM No.715288345

>>715287956 (OP)
Bag of sand

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:45:05 PM No.715288452 >>715291041 >>715296327

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>>715287956 (OP)
Ecto-cooler.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:45:30 PM No.715288483 >>715288631 >>715289904 >>715290060 >>715298124 >>715301278

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My people are sterile.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:47:14 PM No.715288631

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>>715288483
maybe you shouldn't have bred like indians

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 10:54:26 PM No.715289245

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>>715288214
I just can't say no to freckles

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:00:07 PM No.715289712

>>715287956 (OP)
Fat and body odor.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:02:36 PM No.715289904

>>715288483
I'm doing stuff

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:03:04 PM No.715289945

>>715287956 (OP)
I assume it's whatever the person really enjoys. The real question is what does this abomination truly look like when she isn't mindfucking you.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:04:18 PM No.715290046 >>715290296 >>715290330 >>715291002

>>715287956 (OP)
if i impregnate her, will our children be strong?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:04:29 PM No.715290060

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>>715288483

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:05:40 PM No.715290146 >>715290595 >>715292572

>the real question is why I'm a retard who thinks a bunch of drunks failing to communicate what they find attractive is 100% canon proof Asari don't look the way they look despite common sense saying of course they fucking do

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:07:21 PM No.715290296

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>>715290046
>our children
This one does not have enough red sand to explain it

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:07:41 PM No.715290330

>>715290046
>hits red sand

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:10:50 PM No.715290595 >>715290950

>>715290146
it makes sense logically other wise every other alien race would call them too similar looking to humans. I like to think It's an optical illusion due to their bionic powers

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:11:35 PM No.715290649

>>715287956 (OP)
blueberries with the texture of a basketball

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:12:37 PM No.715290757 >>715291002 >>715291028

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>>715287956 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1gNPns4sdF7g

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:14:51 PM No.715290950 >>715291147

>>715290595
But if that were true, why does Liara appear as a fatty? Is her power broken, or is that a side effect of being a retard?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:15:21 PM No.715291002

>>715290046
>>715290757
this is why asari are meant for short term relationships

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:15:41 PM No.715291028

>>715290757
>the ultimate cuck because theyll continue to live after you
>not the ultimate cuck because they siphon your genetic code and dump you

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:15:50 PM No.715291041 >>715292310

>>715288452
Do you really think anyone on modern /v/ is old enough to have tasted ecto-cooler?

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:16:48 PM No.715291147

>>715290950
I think she should put her fatty butt and nothing butt her butt and nothing butt her butt on my face

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:25:09 PM No.715291842

>>715287956 (OP)
>gets mogged by every other asari we meet

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:30:25 PM No.715292310

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>>715291041
About as many people have tasted an asari, so it fits.

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.715292572

>>715290146
don't they just feature on the features that look like their race? like the human points to the face but the turian points to tentacle hair shape etc

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:38:53 PM No.715293009 >>715293073

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>genophage portrayed as an evil thing despite it being the only thing that stops a krogan birth rate of 1000s per female that would otherwise overwhelm the entire galaxy just from sheer numbers alone

salarians did nothing wrong

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:39:41 PM No.715293073 >>715293515 >>715295915

>>715293009
>genophage portrayed as an evil thing
only in ME3

Anonymous 7/12/2025, 11:44:48 PM No.715293515

>>715293073
It also dumped all the nuance in the geth/quarian conflict. The geth are officially good boys who dindu nuffin.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:11:58 AM No.715295915 >>715296256 >>715296584

>>715293073
It starts in 2 with Mordins loyalty mission.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:15:40 AM No.715296256

>>715295915
Even in the first game, Wrex doesn't paint a pretty picture of it.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:16:25 AM No.715296327 >>715296375

>>715288452
Didn't the person who made this never release it to the public or something? That's what I heard, what a jackass.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:17:05 AM No.715296375 >>715297227 >>715297267

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>>715296327
Yeah it's lost media. Fucked up.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:19:11 AM No.715296584

>>715295915
Only if you're a Paragon pussy.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:19:58 AM No.715296660

>>715287956 (OP)
Asari flesh canonically tastes something between shrimp and lobster.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:20:32 AM No.715296716 >>715296825

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Normandy SR1,...my love.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:21:20 AM No.715296797

>>715287956 (OP)
a basketball

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:21:42 AM No.715296825

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>>715296716

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:26:42 AM No.715297227

>>715296375
Why isn't Aria purpley?

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:27:07 AM No.715297267 >>715297369

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>>715296375
>ok, I want numbers 1, 2, and 3
>if I didn't call your number, better luck next year

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:28:08 AM No.715297369 >>715297516 >>715297609

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>>715297267
>coach, what about me?

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:29:59 AM No.715297516

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>>715297369
>T'Soni, I called your number, didn't I?

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:31:01 AM No.715297609 >>715297781

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>>715297369
>no, coach, you didn't

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:32:59 AM No.715297781

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>>715297609
>well, better luck next year!

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:33:44 AM No.715297835 >>715301550

If Asari reproduce by pirating your genes regardless of species or composition, can I bully an Asari into having a dog's baby?

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:37:32 AM No.715298124 >>715301278

>>715288483
"I can't breed."

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 12:50:18 AM No.715299237

>>715287956 (OP)
I rejected her during my latest replay and it totally changed how I view this clingy blue bitch. Get off my fucking cock you autistic retard. The writers really push her so fucking hard down your throat, even when you explicitly and consistently tell her off.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 1:13:57 AM No.715301278

>>715288483
>>715298124
lol

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 1:14:11 AM No.715301293

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>>715287956 (OP)
Came here to say this >>715288214.

Anonymous 7/13/2025, 1:17:23 AM No.715301550

>>715297835
I think they have to be a sapient species but I am sure many an Asari have tried.