Thread 715288461

Post your fave vidya guy.

How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

>>715288669
>what is frottage

Any short character that's cute, has manlet rage and/or goblin energy.

Rotor (the) Walrus.

>>715290120
rotor turned me gay

fuck off rotorfag jesus christ

Deckbeard barafaggot bearcord raid thread.

based rotorGOD keep making humanfags seethe

>>715290227
We're both, but he has moreso made me realize I'm gay.

You wanna see Rotor doing anything in particular through commissions? I'm all ears.

>>715291098
>>715291325
>>715291592
>>715291831
Holy based Smalls enjoyer.

>>715288669
Proper sodomy is fucking expensive man. Good hygiene, eating adequately, preparing the necessary lubrication and prophilactics, slow and methodical stretch-training. Good anal sex is not a spur of the moment, it's something you prepare for, quite extensively.
What I am saying is, good anal sex is the intellectual's choice. Vaginal and crusty anal sex is the brainlet/animal's choice.

>Someone posts a dude
>AAAAA I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT GAY SEX YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
Why is he like this?

Need some grub? I got you covered.

>>715292514
The funny part is the shitpipe ritual nigger is silent when there's literal gay nigger thread pops up

>>715292697
He cute.

I've been playing Rivals again after taking a break for a season, but my man Cap is impossible to play with Wolverine running amok, so now I'm instalocking DPS or Rocket instead

>>715288461 (OP)
He looks like a DCMC kinda guy

>>715291325
I look like this.
The only thing thats happened to me at the gym is my arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs got bigger.
I cant lose my gut.

i dont know what i expected but the dq guy often has hilarious dialogue, then i scrolled down and its a bara thread.

>>715295687
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I need to get back into a gym routine, those are the areas I'd like to bulk up.

>>715295687
Sex, now

>>715292306
the mental gymnastics required to stick it in another man's pooper lmao
hiv spawned from one of you delusionals raping a chimpanzee btw

>>715292514
>someone posts a buff guy in a gay stripper gimp suit
>lol rent free much?

>>715295687
That's the ideal male body, unironically.

>>715298086
That's the ideal post, ironically.

>>715298882
does this actually feel good or what

>>715298958
I don't think it'd feel that good for me but I think knowing I'm helping some pervert get off would feel good enough.

>>715289329
Critically underrated comment

>>715296027
It is a bad thing. No woman IRL likes that body type and on the chance someone online does, its probably some slob fag.
I chose the gym over a lot of stuff for a long time because i believed the lie i could eventually look like wolverine or captain america. Id rather have that time back.

>>715298086
If you wanted to do strongman or highland games. I dont. What matters is the first impression because no NPC knows that bodybuilder physique is all show. They see strongfat.

>>715300250
>If you wanted to do strongman or highland games
Or have the objectively sexiest bodytype.

>>715300250
>They see strongfat and only see fat
I meant

>>715300250
>It is a bad thing. No woman IRL likes that body type
Women lie to themselves about everything

>>715300615
My sister likes chubby dudes, and she says I was a bit funnier when i was fat, ever since I lost weight and gained muscle, Thin Women have never been less into me being thinner, and fat women have never been more into now that i'm thinner/healthy weight. More thin women were into me when I was chubby than now. Mind boggling to experience first hand, i wish I was joking.

My husband Kled!

>>715300250
Please don't give in society's unfathomable restricting standards. This is not healthy.

You're perfect just the way you are. I'm just some weirdo boy to your eyes, but believe me when I say it's gonna be all the same if you lose your gut. You're gonna be still nitpicked to hell by these women (or boys if you were gay). You'll be just bitter and eventually divorce yourself entirely from life like that. You're perfect and you will find someone one day who loves JUST the way you are. Don't go overworking yourself over that, for just some cunts and whores who wouldn't doubt throwing you away in the off-chance you show a lick of your real personality or self.

>They see strongfat and only see fat
All that means is they are shallow and judging. You don't want these in your life.

Please don't hurt yourself over some stupid roasties. We need more manly men proud of their own bodies, not attending to society's ridiculous standards. If you're a boomer fat strong daddy looking, you're already manly and dom, much more than any of these muscled up ripped looking zoomer guys could ever hope to be.

>>715301736
Based......

>>715301736
>briefly got into LoL again after randomly opening /lolg/ and seeing kled art
>also got me into jockstraps for some reason
He's a cool guy.

>>715302653
>for some reason

>>715290930
being submissive and taking it up the ass. roughly or softly doesn't matter

>>715303020
For Rotor himself...? Unfortunately not really up my taste. Unless you mean some boy taking it up like that oneself, then hell yeah, but that's being done already.

I meant to wonder moreso fantasies, kinks, such.

>>715305675
yeah rotor himself. see, I'm into subby bearish fellas and it's always hot to see a bigger dude give up control. to see them accept that you're the alpha and the provider yet they're happily there to support you as well

>>715302785
I don't know why but half the art of Kled was him wearing nothing but a jock

Halo is a pretty cool guy

>>715297182
You are aware of heterosexuals that partake in anal intercourse? Especially as a means to "retain" their virginity and they certainly don't make necessary precautions. Plus anal sex isn't the only means by which two men can sleep together. There's intercrual, swordfighting, mutual masturbation, oral, etc.