Thread 715288876

Daily reminder that psychic mons can read your mind and know EVERYTHING you're currently thinking about.

pokemon are like momo from avatar. humans think they can understand speech but they're just a wild fucking animal.

And they STILL cannot stop me

>be me
>be 4 day old eevee
>spend every waking hour killing small birds
>finally strong enough to evolve
>evolve into Espeon
>sweet.jpkmn
>suddenly assaulted by the thoughts of every living creature around me
>everything is just thinking about eating and fucking
>Literally everything
>my master wishes I was an umbreon instead
>know he plans on trapping me in some guy named bill's pc
>whatever a pc is
>can't do anything about it
being psychic sucks

>>715289446
>hits you with Confusion
>you're now gay

Being a pokemon fan as a kid:
>I finally beat the elite four! Started hunting the regional legendaries, just got the first one. Also caught my first shiny! God, i love pokemon.

Being a pokemon fan as an adult:
>Oh my god bros, i just blew my load to eeveelution cookie for the third time today. I'm totally spent but now i'm in the mood for some Meowscarada facesitting... god, i love pokemon.

Are there actually any concrete examples of Psychic Pokémon using telepathy and/or mind reading? It seems like a lot of people take it as fact but I don't know if I've ever seen proof of it.

>>715290657
wish she could do that to me

>>715288876 (OP)
how about about fairy mons? what can they read?

>>715288876 (OP)
My Alakazam probably judges me for the dumb shit I think.

Which is why I go for the stupid Pokemon.

>>715288876 (OP)
Can pokemon contexualize me wanting to fuck them?

The average Eeveelution is large dog sized, but heathens draw them the size of a cat.

>>715292643
Eevee's aren't even top 3.

>>715293392
Why the fuck is Zangoose so high

>>715293539
barafags

>>715293539
Gays.

>>715293539
He's hot

>>715288876 (OP)
Bobs and vagene

>>715293392
I bet these lists are mixed with "favorite" ones and not just fuggable options

>>715293392
that chart probably needs to be updated but those rankings are still understandable. Lucario has probably drained my balls more than any other pokemon.

>>715288876 (OP)
that pic is kinda cute

>>715293706
There haven't been that many new good Pokemon to fap to so I'd wager the rankings are still much the same.

>>715293539
big fluff

>>715293539
Tsundere girls are cute.

>>715293795
Says a lot that the most fappable Pokémon from SV was a fucking robot version of another existing Pokémon.

why do we have a pokemon board if you low iq man children and pedophiles can't help but post anywhere BUT there?

>>715294163
show me the rules saying it's not allowed here

>>715294163
The people who post on /vp/ are insufferable autists who only want to talk about the shitty games. On /v/ we just talk about which ones we want to fuck.

>>715294067
Meowscarada, Esparthra, Tinkaton, and Farigiraf all get a solid amount of love.

>>715294163
>tell me you have never been on /vp/

>>715294265
>On /v/ we just talk about which ones we want to fuck.

though if we're being honest, isn't that what pokemon is REALLY made for?

Nobody cares pokeshit, post palword

>>715294505
It's the only thing worthwhile about them.

>>715289491
>wanted an umbreon
Bullshit, he would've hit B in that case.

>>715288876 (OP)
good. it means if she stays around it's consent.

>>715294758
literally who?

>>715294787
well now it is, yeah... thanks for nothing, gamefreak. e621 has been better for pokemon lately than the official stuff in the series.

>>715294976
this is a boy

>>715295061
my dick will change that

>>715294918
anon you overestimate the intelligence of the average pokemon player
also that only applies to the mainline games

>>715293706
What's the deal with Lucario?
It went from the shonenmon to one of the most requested mons to draw art of. Even moreso than the literal playboy bunny.

Can't even say it's just a fag thing, because a lot of straight Lucario art is commissioned too.

>>715295356
either you get it or you don't, anon. blue two-legged canine make pp go boing. simple as.

>>715295356
dog is man's best friend
lucario x cinderace has done irreparable damage to the series

>>715295356
Have you seen her hips?

>>715295356
Whether male or female a lucario is pure sex.

>>715295561
I'd assume the dog lovers would be more into Arcanine, or Suicune, specifically. Every mon has somebody who wants to fuck them, but I don't get why Lucario has such dominance everywhere.
>>715296016
>>715296104
Hips are far from the most pronounced fetish, and Loppunny or Braixen/Delphox are by far more overtly sexual than Lucario.

I can understand being in the top 10, since Lucario is definitely in the anthro strike zone, but #1 and 2 is just unfathomable imo.
Maybe it's me, maybe I'm the faggot. I dunno.

>>715297947
quadrupeds are an acquired taste though

>>715288876 (OP)
>just read
They can do much more than that

>>715290528
I say this and do this

>>715295356
Ideal gfur color theme, but actually cute enough to also work in straight stuff. If you don't get it you don't get it but fag sex with the legendary poke dog is just plain hot.

>>715294265
>braixen
>not milphox
cringe

>>715295356
Lucario is a blue canine, which is basically the default fursona.

>>715300554
Shut up.

>>715300554
I like delphox more with a fat futa cock under her dress

>>715300554
>>715300679
Delphox is hottest as a male, though.

>>715293392
>No Safe Posts
Biased in favor of anthros who get tons of "suggestive" art with big breasts that aren't actually porn

>>715300870
I am only interested in futamons.

>>715300930
giwtwm

>>715300903
>Says I'm wrong
>Posts chart that pretty much completely agrees with me
Ok

>>715300335
mmf sex with lucario (m) and lucario (f)
i'm fucking the female who is using a strapon to fuck the male

>>715301037
Perchance I just wanted an excuse to post it

>>715301221
>not fucking the male while making out with the female who is facesitting the male

>>715301419
that's round two

>>715301221
Based

Seriously, the color choices for Lucario are not to be underestimated for what makes it so sexy

>>715301221
kinda based

>>715288876 (OP)
>know EVERYTHING you're currently thinking about.
Then she knows that she could lower that tail when she walks around but chooses to keep it up anyway

>>715301769
Kneading his fat ass while deepthroating his cock.

>it can read that i want to fuck lopunny
its over

>>715294758
What is the pal word, though

>>715302131
>tits
Now I'm curious, how many Pokémon could theoretically have breasts? Mammary glands certainly exist in many animals, but how many exist on the chest? How many Pokémon would have tits as we humans know them?

>>715303638
Kinda, platypus both lays eggs and produces milk so I guess why not.

>>715303638
>How many Pokémon would have tits as we humans know them?
All of them.

>>715301769
literally meant to be coomed to

>>715293392
>Top 3 spots for both are exact same mons, just shuffled around

That's hilarious.

>>715293392
honestly insane pikachu is up that high. yeah, yeah, "company mascot" but that's just a big rat

>>715293392
>pikachu
There is something deeply upsetting about this.

>>715305946
>>715306203
>he doesn't wanna fuck the fat rat

>>715305946
luchador pikachu femdom is peak

>>715305946
>>715306203
pikachu is sexy, simple as

>>715293392
>>715293539
>>715295356
I'm surprised people aren't talking about how pikachu is top 3 in BOTH charts, i know he's the mascot and all but still, it's a little yellow rat.
How does the rodent have more lewds than lopunny, all of the eevees, the werewolf bait, ect? Even taking pikachu libre into consideration, since she probably contributes quite a bit to that number, top 3 is just kind of insane.
What makes humans lust after the yellow rat so much?

>>715306389
>>715306276
I'd sooner jerk it to cofagrigus rape.

>>715305946
>he hasn't seen pikachu libre

>>715305946
shortstack onaholes are always sexy

haha

>>715306918
This would be a real concern of mine

>>715305946
>>715306203
You wouldn't get it...

>>715307123
Paralysis on my cock

>>715295356
post #5699964 on e6 is just one of many good examples of the appeal of Lucario

>>715306918
>Lapras
>not wanting to ride human cock
fake

>>715307000
Getting seasick on the back of a large sea turtle?

I am a slave to pokecookie

>>715307610
Like any good trainer should be.

>>715288876 (OP)
Yet she keeps ending up in these quirky scenarios, curious.
https://files.catbox.moe/p7v76h.png

>>715306457
Mascot gets special privileges. Don't forget that it isn't just Pikachu the species - Ash's Pikachu gets featured in a shitton of porn because he's a main character.

>>715307610
My fellow slave.

>>715308192
first, I sniff
then, I lick

>>715300335
lucario is not legendary

>>715309768
BUILT
FOR
PLAPPING

For me, it's bun

>>715308192
Delicious cookies.

Fun fact: Pokémon in the wild do not form strong bonds with each other, so mating is primarily a result of natural urges and circumstance than anything intentional or planned. Pokémon only form emotional bonds with humans, so it is only among humans that Pokémon actively feel a desire to breed with a specific partner.
Food for thought.

>>715308192
spending hours at a time just eating out your horny mind-reading quadrupedal foxdogcat

Clean this disgusting furshit porn dump thread already jannoid, do your fucking job.

>>715312387
No

>>715312387
hey, janny applications might be up soon, then *you* can do it for free, and do it right!

I want Tapu Lele GF.

>>715312628
Yeah, and get your dox exposed by the sharty again!

>>715312387
What's so disgusting about Pokemon?

>>715312670
What did Game Freak mean when they made this?