lel

Wear your glasses properly you dense cunt.

SHE'S 16 YOU SICK FUCK

>>715291372 (OP)
I find it weird this guy never manifested a persona. It seemed like they were setting it up but he just kept being lame forever?

>>715291550
Same. I honestly thought the teacher Kawikami and Mishima would've joined the thieves.

>>715291550
>It seemed like they were setting it up
No they weren't. Where on Earth did you get that idea?
>BUT HE RUNS YOUR FAN (PHAN)SI--
Not a Persona requirement.
>BUT HE WAS BULLIED BY THE SERIAL SEXUAL HARASS-
Right. But he took it like a champ unlike Ann. So no Persona.

>>715291550
he's just like me frfr

>>715291550
hes a janny

>>715291550
the only thing they were setting up was him potentially developing a shadow because of his contorted soul
the devs have nothing but spite for him

>>715291642
That would've been way better than Haru and Makoto honestly. Haru should've been a social link and Makoto could've been uh... not in the game? Her character could be removed and nothing's missing I guess, maybe make Nishima the little brother of Sae instead.

>>715291372 (OP)
Mishima is the best character in the entire game.

>>715292108
Kamoshida raped Shiho's ass while you watched

>>715291550
He was so pathetic you don't even fight his shadow. You literally just call it a bitch and leave. You can insult him to his face constantly in his social link and he still ranks up. He's the ultimate cuckboy.

>>715291716
Like every other character in the game, he was an insecure teen that dealt with trauma and wanted to fight injustice. Having him earn his place as a member of the thieves would've been something called "character development", but Persona 5 doesn't really do that kind of thing.
Instead the smartest characters are smart forever and solve everything with their big brains, the dumb guy gets made fun of forever, the incel cat never scores, etc.

>>715291716
>>BUT HE RUNS YOUR FAN (PHAN)SI--
That's not even the only reason why. Not that anon but Mishima was heavily involved in the early game, and even though he's lame afterwards he still gets more character development than Makoto and Haru. You can tell they wanted him and Hifumi to be part of the team and then scrapped the ideas during dev Hell.

>>715291716
>>715292236
>>715292251
t. FLATABA Sakura

>Randomly reveals your identity to one of the people you help out without asking you first
If I was Joker I would want to kill this guy for that.

>>715292418
what is FUTAba doing to that squid?!

>>715291475
best age for marriage and plaps

>>715292809
Yeah this was pretty stupid even from a writing perspective. It never actually made sense for Mishima to do this. The Phansite's most likely his only source of revenue in a household where his parents don't care if his teachers kick his ass on a daily basis. Why would he want to out the person lining his pockets with cash? It feels like the writing team got lazy with his character and turned him into Meg Griffin instead

>>715292010
Makoto is immediately likable if you headcanon the entire party is placating her because Makoto Niijima has down syndrome.
>I SOLVED THIS RIDDLE BY MYSELF
>SIS SIS I MADE NEW FRIENDS, SHOULD I SHOW THEM MY SONIC LEGO BUILDS
>SIS EVERYONE I HANG OUT WITH CALLS ME QUEEN AND IM THE SMARTEST!!
Haru is easy to fix if you just included her right after Yusuke's Palace as a small arc.

>>715293232
This activates my almonds for some reason

>>715291716
He literally accepts his Shadow in his Social Link

>>715291475
Couldn't even get the age correct. Funny since literally any other time someone tries ragebaiting about Mitsuru/Makoto/Yukiko or whatever they always default to 15

>>715293232

I need her to poop on my chest

>>715291372 (OP)
Never played P5 but I would waifu this cutie.

>>715293064
>>715292809
Before you finish his social link, Mishima is so desperate for attention/approval that he'll sell out anyone just for the notoriety.

>>715292010
>>715293232
Makoto is fine by herself, but the big problem is once she joins all of the PT planning is just her (and later Futaba) dictating things to the others. The other have talents that only help out on a small number of occasions.

>>715291372 (OP)
>can tell right away that Nishima is an incel that will never get laid
>can't tell why Joker makes her heart go doki doki
Her social retardation is a bit inconsistent

>>715292108
I'd say it's
>No Good Tora
>Kawakami
>Mishima
>Takemi
>Soijiro
>Iwai
Really the non-PT characters were generally just straight up better

>>715291372 (OP)
i think about kazuya from tekken when i hear mishima
>>715294781
i think about l from death note whenever she sits retardetly like that

>>715291475

>>715291432
Glasses slide down your face and sometime you just don't feel like adjusting them over and over again.

>>715294781
Not really, its just her getting away with being a snarky asshole.

>>715294781
>Mishima, just some classmate that walks by you and invites himself to your table
>Joker, someone who she had to go out of her way to meet, a man with a reputation for getting shit done, and someone who helps her overcome trauma as well as make her household feel like a genuine family again
Gee I dunno, man

>>715291372 (OP)
Much better than Nanako.

>>715291372 (OP)
>No sex appeal
>Coming from a girl with no tits, no ass, and has actual shit stains in her panties

>>715298680
She's on the spectrum

>>715291372 (OP)
Like Futaba has any sex appeal.
Imagine the smell.

>Futaba is on autistic.
>Ann is pure white blonde despite being "1/4th" white.
>Makoto is potentially on the spectrum or at minimum Chris-Chan level high functioning autistic.
So that just leaves Haru and Kasumi without brain damage.

>ann is a white blonde with blue eyes with a four leaf clover icon on her hoodie
what did atlus mean by this
>>715299643
thats fine because haru is the canon wife

>>715299643
>Kasumi
>without brain damage

>>715300030
I baited you and it worked.
>>715299824
I find Ann to be the most unrealistic out of all the Persona 5 main girls. I can buy girls bullying her because she's better looking and slut shaming rumoring, but I don't buy her appearance just because her dad was a European.

>>715299643
Objectively Haru is best girl.
Intelligent, rich, big tits, horny...

>>715300183
She got all the dominant genes. Like Liquid

>>715300669
That's not how genes work.

>>715291475
that's legal in over half of the world

I dated Haru in vanilla then Kasumi in Royal. I nutted inside Ann and didn't keep the baby.

>>715300465
I think her default hairstyle works against her when she's not in her PT outfit.

>>715301428
You're mad because she's balding at such a young age.

>>715293232
>Makoto Niijima has down syndrome
post the greentext.

Its incredible how many game and anime characters i recognize solely because of koikatsu clothes/hair

>>715291372 (OP)
Also Futaba:
>WAHHH why does everybody pick Makoto over me?

Need sweaty gamer gf

>>715301783
>>715301783
>>WAHHH why does everybody pick Makoto over me?

>>715291550
Why in the fuck would one of the biggest losers manifest a persona? He has no friends, no bitches, no gains, takes social media seriously and is as beta as a beta can be.
Hes so fucking pathetic the phantom thieves didn't' even deal with his shadow, just walked away.
Guy still did everything for free

>>715301986
>Why in the fuck would one of the biggest losers manifest a persona?
I don't know, ask the devs why they gave Futaba a persona

>>715301124
>that's legal in over half of the world
It's sad that half the world still is not civilized, I agree

>>715291372 (OP)
futaba is deeply knowledgeable about sex

she was passed around by her relatives before she became sojiro's slampiece

>>715301809
>caked up hideous AI filter face
>grotesque bugman physique
come on bruh

>>715302393
The solo hacker that is so good that inspired a whole anonymous style group bullshit?

>>715291550
pretty common in anime to have some loser who everyone makes fun of for comic relief.

>>715301853

>>715294781
And i STILL said no to her, and went for the hot doctor instead
I regret nothing

>>715301619
Haru is not balding.

>>715302819
that doesn’t stop her from being a loser tho

>>715303038
Sounds like cope to me.

>>715291550
Nah, he's the moon. Party members are never over 12 on the normal arcana.

>>715305076

>>715291372 (OP)
Honestly if Nishima stood up, punched her in the face and then raped her right there it would have been, like the youngsters say it, a valid crashout

>>715295225
>Glasses slide down your face
They shouldn't if you've had them fitted properly. The whole "glasses fall down" trope originated as a trope of characters who are depicted as being too poor for a good pair of glasses. That's a problem that you can easily fix if you stop in at your optometrist and get the frames adjusted. You shouldn't be having them slide around just when you slightly tilt your head.

>>715305076
Pretty sure in the first two you got some in the devil and death

>>715291372 (OP)
her introduction was the precise moment where I started losing interest in the game

>>715299643
>dating a PT girl

>>715305415
How easily could she be taken to a doctor since sojiro basically gave a guy a fiver to let him walk off with her?

>>715305660
Eggs all dried up in her ovary.

>>715305307
My thoughts exactly

>>715305076
Its rare from 3 on but i happens. Pretty sure the highest is the sun.

>>715305802
Not even close

Takemi's nails should've been navy instead of red

>>715305660
Based.

>>715291372 (OP)
Persona 5 has such an obnoxious mary sue cast

>>715291372 (OP)
>>715291550
Not even Maruki did anything for Mishima

>>715307448
Red matches the Joker aesthetic

>>715308048
Huh, I just realised that.

>>715308048
Maybe he's just happy being an NCP.

>>715308625
He is. Mishima's one of the few who's able to change is heart completely on his own with anyone unga'ing his shadow into submission. He reaches his own enlightenment and knows what he wants to do and how to do it. If it means being an NPC, it doesn't mean jack shit to him because he still gets his shit done.

>>715291550
No, they always keep at least one kinda main guy around in such urban fantasy/magical power franchises who is unpowered.
It's just one of the "rules" of writing. It spices up the setting and gives you a lot of tools to work with.

>>715305802
Then it's up to me to rehydrate them.

>>715291475
the sex i had when i was 16 was some of the best

>>715309902
>the sex i had when i was 16 was some of the best
What was his name?

>>715293887
>almost 400 for first place
What, did they run this survey at a single school?

So anyone know how's Persona 5: The Phantom X? Is it worth downloading since it's finally on Steam? Is it censored?

>>715291372 (OP)
So true Futaba
Which is why as a certified NPC enjoyer I would beeline to him if there was a femc
One day that femc mod will get around to it

>>715305660

>>715291550
Wish they did related to him more than anybody else on the PT.

>>715299643
Hifumi is best girl in p5 but thats not saying much.

>>715314816
indeed

didn't futurdba almost have a mental breakdown trying to walk through an electronics store

>>715317624
yeah well you're having a mental breakdown posting on an anonymous anime website

>>715291372 (OP)
>futaba describes herself then blames it on the chad who saved the world with the power of voting to believe in the phantom thieves

>>715317825
Absolutely erotic.
>>715314816
I am not sure, Hifumi on paper looks hotter than Futaba, but Futaba makes my cock harder.

>>715305692
Optometrist, not ophthalmologist

>>715291372 (OP)
Futaba has negative appeal

>>715293232
>mildly rib Makoto by saying "beep boop"
>le angry npc face
Yusuke is the thinking man's choice

>>715305660
For me, it's Chihaya

>>715311991
They apparently already removed Katayama romance option, so it's already looking very bad.

>>715305802

>>715312450
>he does it for free

>>715291475
Literally ideal. Unfortunately she's only 15, so she needs to wait a year.

>>715318801
There was never a romance option for her, she doesn't even have a social link on CN.

>>715291475
Expired

>>715310027
Uncle Albert

>>715318849
>not pumping babies into Kawakami

>>715319319
>Uncle Albert
... Jimmy?
I told you NEVER to talk about us!

>>715305802
Why does she want to be bred so hard then?

>>715318768
I romanced her on my first run. Super underrated, and mechanically broken to boot

>>715291642
Kawakami being a Phantom Thief would be cool but at the same time I feel like it'd go against some of her appeal

>>715302409
I agree, they should become civilized and reduce it to 12.

>>715320585

Wanna impregnate this bratty goblina.

>>715320762
IS THAT

>>715320762
ADVERTISERS GET DOWN

>>715318768
the older woman game in P5 was nice hears hoping 6 can match it

>>715318334
Futaba is not even hot and is going to have trauma issues like sumire

>>715321234
Why are all the older women in P5 so good.

>>715291372 (OP)
Genuine autism vril. Nothing will redpill you so much like those blunt fucks just yapping it how it do be doe.

>>715321381
Better writing

>>715321381

>First palace is about a sex offender pedophile groomer
>2nd palace is about an artist that exploits their apprentices and their success to profit out of them
>3rd palace is about some yakuza dude
>4th palace is about how hot it would be to have a smelly gamer neet redhead glasses hikikomori genius girl that loves you unconditionally and doesn't mind being creampied over and over again
>5th palace is some dude exploiting it's workers and killing the competition
>6th palace is some politician with the whole for the greater good ordeal.
I feel like there's a palace that's the odd one out in this game...

>>715319154
The busty teacher in a tight sweater not having a social link or a rollable character in the gacha game seems like a bit of a retarded decision

>>715291475
I shot ropes of cum into a 14year old a week ago wtf is your issue? 14 is legal, knock up 14 year olds and marry at 16. Faggot.

>>715291642
>Kawakami
Nah, Ohya would have been a better choice for an adult Thief. She already investigates shit anyway which would have meant Makoto's Shadow Calculus/Factorization skills could just be transferred over to her and honestly make way more sense than they do for Makoto.

Actually, in hindsight you could have just removed Makoto entirely from the party and split her role in it between Ohya and Hifumi: Ohya filling the investigator role and Hifumi the strategist. Gives you more characters to mess with and maybe Makoto not being there means the rest of the team doesn't get flanderized into being so stupid it's a wonder they know how to tie their shoes just to prop her up as a super awesome Mary Sue. Let her be a confidant/major supporting character like Sojiro.

>>715292378
This gets into one of the more irritating things which is the way the writing for a lot of the S-Links straight up agrees with shitty behavior or however you'd say it. What I mean is take Ryuji's for example and the way the other characters and Ryuji himself constantly go on about how wrong he was for punching Kamoshida despite the fact that Kamoshida BROKE HIS FUCKING LEG just to make an example of him. But Ryuji is the asshole for fighting back against a guy who BROKE HIS FUCKING LEG and Ryuji, the other track team guys and the game agrees that Ryuji was in the wrong for it because "durr you made things hard for everyone else by doing it". Or Ann's where Mika just openly admits to committing fraud and sabotage to boost her career and all that happens is everyone going "aww shucks" while Ann gushes over how cool and strong she is for it... I mean, what?

Futaba's friend's parents being all good because of a change of heart despite the literal years of sexually exploiting and whoring out their underage daughter. The fact it essentially endorses the idea that Mishima is pathetic and deserved all the bullying he received simply because he's not cool like Joker Stu. And that's contrasted by everyone moaning about how Akechi is just a poor wittle victim of SHITTY ADULTS despite the fact he was a narcissistic psychopath who's directly responsible for untold amounts of death, destruction, injuries and public panic and who is also directly responsible for the deaths of two of the party members' parents.

It's just fucking weird. It's like "stad up and fight against an unjust society... but only in a way that said unjust society deems acceptable and also you better have Chad traits or else you're a fucking loser who deserves every bad thing that happens to you."

>>715292108
I wouldn't go that far but he's one of the better written ones. But my girl Ohya is going to always be numero uno.

>>715291372 (OP)
this game is literally a decade old and atlus is still milking it

>>715292809
Tha Phantom Thieves do this themselves in the sushi restaurant where they're openly talking about being Thieves and PT stuff even before Ryuji yells about it. In fact, Ryuji yelling is inconsequential because they're in a small restaurant with the chef and the other patrons like 2 feet away from them and given that it's a high class sushi restaurant it's probably pretty quiet in there so no way the other people there wouldn't have heard them.

Or Joker and Makoto talking about Thief shit right in front of Takemi while they're in Futaba's room. Or the fact that their secret meeting place to discuss Phantom Thieves business was, for months, a heavily trafficked walkway in Shibuya. The entire team was complete dogshit at keeping their "identity" secret and Makoto found out Joker/Ryuji/Ann not because she was smart (as the game wants you to think) but because they don't do anything to hide it. All of them are really fucking dumb about it.

>>715291372 (OP)
why does futaba look so fuckable

>>715291372 (OP)
This character legit made me quit Persona 5, never played past the fucking pyramid, to this day I still don't know hoe the fuck the game ends, even tough I have played Strikers (She's way less cringe in that one).

>>715314816
Hifumi has a nice personality and her JP voice is cute (I've never and will never use the dub) with the way it switches from soft spoken to chuuni but I just end up with Ohya on every playthrough despite saying I'll choose someone else this time.

>>715325103
The whole grrrrr rebellion narrative lands like a wet noodle for these reasons. Grievances are down much more to the status quo not enforcing its written rules enough. The group isn't short on ideal qualities by their cultures standard and the rebel stuff just gets trotted out for the aesthetics.

>>715325103
That’s just Japanese culture. They’re bugmen who don’t have a single rebellious bone in their body

>>715291372 (OP)
>A male beta loser is the but of every joke, and the game basically metaphysically mocks him for not staying in his lane and accepting that he's a trash NPC doomed to live like an NPC
>The female beta loser gets praised constantly and also almost instantly breaks out of whatever issues she had as soon as she meets the party
Futaba's got some fucking nerve considering she's locked herself in her bedroom for the past 3-5 years, she really doesn't have a leg to stand on

>>715325864
The glasses, long red hair, and short shorts do it for me.
Sex.

>>715291475
She's hot and I would fuck her regardless of age.

>>715291372 (OP)
>Quirky nerd girl who would smell like garbage because of the actual bags of trash in her room

How is she not an NPC by those standards?

>>715330770
If she smells bad and refuses to bathe I have an excuse to drag her to the shower and start undressing her

Why would you suffer yourself company with a retarded fucking woman. The way this bitch is written reminds me exactly what I hate about whores

>>715325103
I never understood why Akechi gets any slack at all, given what he's responsible for. He literally could've stopped Shido well before the story kicked off by doing absolutely nothing, but instead went out of his way to help him as part of an insanely childish revenge plot. And since so many of the minor antagonists were enabled by being a member of Shido's network, Akechi is indirectly responsible for the suffering of nearly the entire party.

>>715325705
At best, Makoto was the one character who was paying enough attention to her surroundings while being in the right place at the right time. If Principal Fatfuck had left his office for once he probably would've overheard Ryuji and Ann without even enlisting Makoto's help.