Thread 715291495

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>715291495 (OP)
remember all the damage control from nintendo cultists who were trying to convince people it was a publicity stunt and not an actual design flaw in the packaging

>>715291495 (OP)
Seems like an overall decent console but they fucked up the screen so bad. How come they didn't go with OLED? The switch1 OLED was great.

>>715291495 (OP)
I don't care what anyone says, the switch 2 launch was ludo.
>GameStop puncturing the 12 dollar temu screens nintendo used with a basic stapler
>Walmart shoppers bragging about getting free Pringles and a coke when all the food at Walmart is already free
>Aya Neo users crying and shitting when they realize they can't just plug their glasses into the Switch 2 because nintendo locked video output to their 140 dollar dock
Best launch in decades.

>>715292675
>that video
Why? It’s even worse she’s wasting shit by just eating little bits of it and not all of what she’s she’s stealing

>>715291495 (OP)
no games
godawful battery life
bad screen
no accessories (which saved switch 1)

>>715293264
I expect nothing less from niggers

>>715293264
oh no the walmart goyslop muffins chocked full of preservatives are being waaaasted
who gives a shit

>Greatest console launch of all time
>Fastest selling console of all time
>wrong
kek fucking snoyggers

You posted a picture of yourself

>>715291495 (OP)
Nothing, the better question is what's wrong with you?

>>715293631
The thing is, owners just take into account the loses and mark up the prices of everything else by cents every now and then to make up for it.
They NEVER lose money, the customers end up paying for it.
If there were zero theft prices would be way lower.

>>715291495 (OP)
Even worse pro controllers than last time, plus promptly gimping their big launch title.

>>715291495 (OP)
What went wrong in OP life to make a shitty drawing like that and spam it constantly on the board?

>>715291847
In the end it did turn into a stunt though.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/388688595731

>>715293264
For TikTok. This is the world now.

>>715293898
They throw a tonne of food away anyway, desu.
they 100% do not care if like 30% of produce just gets wasted.

>>715293892
An even better question is why do so many anons bother responding to this retard? It can't all be samefagging, right?

>>715294569
Gotta respond to something.

>>715294190
>throw random old stapler onto ebay
>call it the infamous switch 2 stapler
>say the money is going to charity (it isn't)
>collect your free quarter of a million dollars

>>715294778
Gamestop would be in some deep shit if they try it anon since they have slapped themselves all over it.