you only get 2 months of summer vacation. are you going to spend it on real things, or are you going to waste it all by sitting inside playing video games and then regret it afterwards?

Video games.

>picrel
insane knowing zoomers never have or will know this feeling of gaming

I'm unemployed, I've had enough of "vacation".

>>715308863 (OP)
>you only get 2 months of summer vacation
Wrong. I get 12 months of summer vacation.

>>715309194
b-b-b-baaaassed

2 months of games and sex

hmm, maybe i should spend this whole vacation on grinding in a MMORPG

I need a job

>>715308863 (OP)
When I had summer vacation I spent most of it playing roblox. Now that I’m a based NEET I barely play games anymore and instead write remote management software.

>>715312573
>remote management software
so you RAT peoples computers to steal their roblox accounts?

>>715308863 (OP)
>you only get 2 months of summer vacation
I suffered a permanent spinal injury and am on indefinitely long summer vacation. If I could go camping, surf or hell build a sand castle I would but I can't so video games and 4chan has to do

>>715313675
>waste all my previous summer vacations on gayming
>get a chronic disease
>now i suddenly want to go do stuff but am physically disabled
funny how life works

>>715309141
insane knowing that muttllennials still dont understand that zoomers are 27 years old and grew up with these games either primarily or as hand me downs

>>715316002
The mind longs for what it cannot attain.

>>715308863 (OP)
Guys, how do I do "real things"? I've been a hermit for so long that I don't even know where to begin.

>>715316248
Define real.
Is it what fags on the internet tell you?

I'm far too ugly, fat, and unwilling to put effort into improving myself for girls.
Just let me enjoy my time on this earth in my gooncave until my impending heart attack.

>>715316248
Start by going on walks. Explore your neighborhood a little, just to get used to being outside

>>715316370
I used to be like that but I made the mistake of socializing with people so now I crave the loving embrace of a woman I can call mine.

>>715316453
Went the other way around for me, they slowly distanced themselves from me as I was not trying to improve myself while they all got laid.
I'm older than them, 30+, a full virgin, jobless, at least I got my place with paid mortgage, but that's as far as I'll go in life.

I only get to play video games on summer vacations man, its been 5 years like this, i finish like 2 games a year

>>715316127
some 4 year old isnt comprehending or getting through half of whats happening in mario sunshine let alone ffx. by they time someone born in 98 was actually playing they were busy with shit like cod black ops.
Somene playing these games today for instance wont appreciate it the same, they'll just call the graphics shit the same way they call the controls clunky

>>715316381
I've done that for years though. By hermit I don't mean never leaves house, I just mean 0 social life.

>>715317360
I'm not those people.
I love playing old games more than new ones and some of them are awesome.

>>715308863 (OP)
I want a cute autistic white girl to sit on my face while she plays animal crossing or whatever it is that she likes to play.

>>715317465
ywn feel the goldilocks era

>tfw don't live anywhere near a beach

>>715317401
i think finding people to talk to at bars is a good starting point for people with bad social skills. find someone sitting alone and ask if you can join him (women at bars are not good). men alone at a bar are usually looking for someone to talk to as well. if you want to practice your talking skills then go find where the boomers hang out because they will teach you how to never shut up

>>715309141
millennials never have and never will realize zoomers played the same games as them