Thread 715309594

She ruined an entire generation of men

Is she seriously intending to use a ceremonial knife as an actual weapon?

>>715309594 (OP)
Convince me to play these games, /v/. What's so good about them?

>>715309594 (OP)
The other day I started playing Heavy Metal FAKK 2. It gave me strong American Mcgee's Alice vibes. Playstyle wise anyway. Design wise not so much, much larger titties everywhere.

>>715310818
They're ok platformers.

>>715310818
They are fun

>>715310818
Comfy 360-era action platformer with a great aesthetic and vibe.

>>715313124
I remenber this dress being greener.....

>>715310818
First game has one of best soundtracks in all of vidya

>>715310818
It's a work of art but doesn't feel forced. It's interesting enough to play just to enjoy the view. It is a decent mix of platforming and shoot em up. Just try it you might like it.

>>715310197
She has a cleaver too

/v/ please stop posting on the steam forums.

>>715309594 (OP)
She has a 10/10 butt. Not too oversized, not too small, and the shape is just right. Just enough meat for a full handful of grabbing, but not so little to the point that it's flat. The form is well balanced, it feels natural and not artificially inflated or gravity-defying. She might honestly have the most perfect butt out of any video game character. It's unreal how much I need this butt in my life, fucking hell.

i've repeatedly played the original and love it but feel like i'll be disappointed playing the sequel

Does the remaster of the first game fuck anything up or should I just play that one?

>>715317031
it's fucked up but the vorpalfix mod that recently came out fixes everything so just get that for it

>>715310818
Alice is cute

>>715309594 (OP)
Making Alice an adult was an aberration.

What did they mean by this?

>>715320956
yjk

>>715309594 (OP)
Men are pathetic.

>>715321037
What is wrong with her face?

>>715321559
she's asian

>>715310818
I like them primarily for the art from the visuals and sounds to the cast of characters. AMA has a cool aesthetic and AMR is still quite neat. The tone of the games is a little wacky and edgy which I like too

All I expect from women is to be homicidal evil bitches <3

>>715320956
Probably that turning Alice into a grown woman undermines the whole weird wonderland dynamic or that the original appeal was in the contrast between a child's perspective and the madness around her. Or maybe they're just coping because their favorite goth waifu isn't 12 anymore.

>>715309594 (OP)
I can't play this game because held movement inputs keep dropping (playing on Steam Deck). It makes most combat encounters unplayable. I figured it might have been a deadzone issue so I cranked that all the way up but that didn't change anything

>Designs a perfect emo teen's heart throb
>HATES it when people sexualize her
What did American McGee mean by this?

>>715326787
If he hates when they sexualize her, why did he make her so fucking hot in the sequel? She used to be kinda ugly in the first game

Who names their kid American anyway

>>715309594 (OP)
she created a whole generation of perfect women

>>715309594 (OP)
does it has a good ending?
i hate sadslop, for that, i have irl

>>715328596
Burned out hippies.

>>715309594 (OP)
American McGee wanted the world to feel his pain

>>715329537
Christ

>>715328596
Americans....

>>715329537
Poor guy. Didn't help that anti-gamergaters killed his sister. Dude had a rough life.

>>715310197
As far as actual weapons go, you can't get much better than something that can behead a Jabberwock.

If you were Alice's caretaker in the asylum, would you have... you know?

>>715328895
Yes(?)
Good in the fact that most of the terrible people in Alice's life get their comeuppance.

But also the ending seems to imply that the cost of winning the fight causes Alice to embrace the madness in her mind to the point that Wonderland has intertwined itself with her reality. Whether that is a good thing or not has yet to be seen, and likely never will. Fucking EA would rather sit on the IP and do fuck all with it than let it's original creator have the rights back to create Asylum.

>>715310818
Platformer mixed with proto soulslop that has soulful aesthetic inspired by European tales made by an American man living in Shanghai

>>715330209
Give forehead kisses? Yes

>>715330209
Follow asylum protocol and treat her with utmost caution due to her previous attacks on staff? Absolutely.

>>715330209
Release her, give her weapons and help her escape while staying behind to die and stop her pursuers and be forever remembered as an act of kindness in her mind, even if briefly? Absolutely.

>>715331794
lmao cuck

>we will never ever get Asylum
fuck...

Playing Alice made me realize that there's not enough games designed to appeal mainly for women.

>>715333726
>character trapped in an EAnsane asylum is not given help nor do they let anyone else help
META

>>715310818
SOVL