Thread 715309929

My rampant Robo Rat will cook your warty butts if you come near my battleship!

>>715309929 (OP)
Fucking hell Battle Toads and Double Dragon was great

>>715310000
quads of truth

nes battletoads was great too, it just needed less of the platforming levels

>>715309929 (OP)
Your Robo Rat ain't got jack on my Nuclear Hamster, bro. He runs on pure gamer rage and expired Mountain Dew-he'll chew through your battleship's hull like it's a cheese puff. Hope you packed a wrench and some prayers.

dark queen, 自害しろ

Big butt, baaacking up! Beep beep!

>>715309929 (OP)
>6 feet tall
>126 pounds
>has ass and titties like that

>>715312750
Ass and titties don't weigh all that much, all things considered.

Bra sizes 32A, 30B, 28C = about 0.5 pound per breast
Bra sizes 34A, 32B, 30C, 28D = about 0.6 pound per breast
Bra sizes 36A, 34B, 32C, 30D, 28E = about 0.7 pound per breast
Bra sizes 38A, 36B, 34C, 32D, 30E, 28F = about 0.9 pound per breast
Bra sizes 40A, 38B, 36C, 34D, 32E, 30F, 28G = about 1.2 pounds per breast
Bra sizes 42A, 40B, 38C, 36D, 34E, 32F, 30G, 28H = about 1.5 pounds per breast
Bra sizes 44A, 42B, 40C, 38D, 36E, 34F, 32G, 30H, 28I = about 1.7 pounds per breast
Bra sizes 44B, 42C, 40D, 38E, 36F, 34G, 32H, 30I, 28J = about 2 pounds per breast
https://www.hourglasslingerie.net/blogs/hourglass-blog/how-much-do-your-breasts-weigh

>>715309929 (OP)
Why is she human, and not something more exotic and alien? Is the princess also human? What is humanity's place in this galaxy anyway?

>>715313924
>Is the princess also human?
yeah

>>715310000
witnessed

>>715313924
Double Dragon exists in the same world so I assume it's regular ass humans on earth

>>715312385
somebody post it

>>715310000
Quads of the ultimate team

>>715315268
Maybe, but that only makes it even weirder. Are regular humans aware of alien civilizations? How did a human rise to be the Dark Queen? Is the princess like the princess of our whole Earth, or what's her deal?

>>715310000
Fuck yeah. Nice Quads

>>715315503
>Angelica is the princess of the Terran Corporate and daughter of the Terran Emperor. According to her official bio, she holds the title of "Starchild of the Blood", possessing latent magical powers and a suppressed dark side. In the original Battletoads she appears as a human female with blond hair wearing a white dress (blue in the Amiga version of the game), not serving any bigger role other than being a distressed damsel for the heroes to rescue. She is targeted by the Dark Queen, who seeks to kidnap Angelica in order to force her father into abdication. The Battletoads had been tasked with protecting Angelica. When seeking rest & recreation at a nearby resort planet, Angelica is kidnapped, along with Pimple, who was piloting the spacecar escorting Angelica.

it really doesn't make any sense since the games jump between being out in the depths of space but also inside an actual video game created by a corporation and Silas Volkmire and the Toads were even created by being sucked into the Battletoads video game which is also the 'Dark Queen's universe' but she also exists outside the game world????

>>715312879
I have been lied to, but I also don't distrust this enough to just look for videos of women putting their tits on a scale. Still, I feel like some of those numbers are severely underestimating how heavy a tit can be. That shit can crush soda cans, man!

>Only one finished game
Battletoads is the most cursed series in existence.

>>715312879
Thank you for informing me Anon. I appreciate your educative efforts.

>>715312385
>>715315334
>>715319825

>>715309929 (OP)
Supposed same character btw

>>715320649
>>715320939
Why was this game even allowed by Microsoft? Shits just a bunch of poorly disguised fetishes

What the fuck is this thread

>>715324234
The best game ever created.

>>715310000
Battlemaniacs is the better SNES Battletoads game.

>>715310000
CHECKED

>>715321309
Nah dude this is the exact same as the old rareware potty humor, don't you remember when Banjo shit right in kazooie's backpack?

>>715320939
Fuck EVERYONE involved in that atrocity. Especially Microsoft.

>>715320939
Man, remember when we got that teaser back during E3 in ‘18 and everyone was hyped?

>>715325403
Nice thighs

>>715320649
Ew who edits that shit

>>715320939
I never played this piece of shit game and I refuse to.
>>715325403
We could've had this gorgeous queen instead, sigh.

>>715314230
Wtf, The Dark Queen easily mogs her design wide.

>>715315635
Was just about to download and replay it myself but I found this "Retro-Bit" version which I guess was a rerelease at some point. Couldn't find any info about if it had any differences but guess I'll try it.

>>715331713
>bland, uninteresting heroine with no charisma
>drop-dead gorgeous, confident villainess
>you're supposed to root for the heroine somehow