Now: Mario Kart World
Next: Deltarune Ch 1+2 (FINAL GAME)
Later: Summer Games Done Quick 2025 Finale
Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
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>>715306985Remember to stay Hydrated!!!
LAUNDERING MONEY DONE QUICK
>Trannies raise $2M for an anti-israeli org
What the hell has /v/ ever done?
>>715310730Damn monkey ball wasn't THAT bad
>>715310730Mario 64 deserves the trans colouring on the chart more than Celeste did. If anything, put the super straight colours on Celeste for having a full he/him crowd.
They have to stop putting unfunny fucks out there.
LMAO YOUR THREAD WAS DELETED
Only garbage from here on out fellas, godless finale. See you at ASM and Dogwater
So do they have a deal with sponsors for them to donate a certain amount of money depending on how much has been collected?
Love Sent
Love speedruns (real speedruns)
Love shitposting with you
Hate everything else
>>715310730>Super Metroid was the only genuinely good runJesus it's over.
Where were the Indian runners this week?
This is now a /ck/ cross posted sloppa thread, what's on the menu /v/?
>transbian thread deleted
based mods for once
There's no fucking shot in hell these two finale games are going to be good.
Why does it feel like SGDQ 2025 has been the most NPC coded event out of them all? It's as if nobody there has any individuality, they're all part of the trans rights sanitizied hive mind.
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Has this always had a pronoun on it?
Is there anything less HOYPE than a Deltatroon finale?
>>715310730I can't believe I'm saying this, but Celeste should not have trans colors this time. 5 he/hims on the run and only like 2 mentions of trans rights during the entire thing. It was a miracle, and miracles should be acknowledged.
>>715310793My lesbian partner and I were best bros im high school until we discovered speedrunning d a community that welcomed us with open arms
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>MKW
>recap
>Deltarune
Oh, so the event is over. This is the final run.
It's been pretty fucking awful, not gonna lie.
Does anyone else feel the need to buy AMD products or is it just me?
>>715310837Less than THREE anon!
TRANS RIIIITES
>1.5 hour run
>15 minute host segment
>1.5 hour run
>IN 5 HOURS: FINALE
hmmm but where will that extra 2 hours come from?
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
>>715310759No it did. It was legitimately a baby monkey torture of a run.
>>715310775>>715310884I forgot I prepared the marker before the run started and forgot to remove it for both posts.
THEY STILL HAVEN'T STARTED THE GAME!?
how much of these donations are from vulnerable individuals who can't afford it?
is GDQ as exploitative as pay2win games?
>>715310909>deltarune finaleOnly thing worse would’ve been celeste
>>715310730>Only 4 blues over the whole week
Meeg cat means meeg trouble
>>715310872Because it has been. This is genuinely the worst GDQ I've ever seen, both in terms of the quality of the runs and the constant trans rights virtue signalling.
>finally back to the good captcha because I was out of town long enough for it to reset to the shit one>2 runs leftWow!
You have no legitimate reason to dislike Deltarune
>>715310884Funny thing is the threads were more about trans stuff than the run and everything around it.
>knockout tours
>when MKW has so many better tracks
>followed by staff fellating themselves and then deltatroon
yeah I'm checking out here
see you guys in a bit for ASM
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>>715310837it's always an honor, anon
Finales
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GDQ has fallen
>>715310954That's a real speedgame tho
>>715310754>What the hell has /v/ ever done?
>>715310730Shill me an S or higher run
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>>715310927kek, well spotted
They clearly have the proper estimate for the All Chapters run in the backend.
Anyone else still kind of sad that GDQ is ending despite it being complete fucking shit this year? Going to miss these threads...back to not opening 4chan for a little bit.
>>715310954wtf not a 6 hour jarpig?
>>715310971Troon yuri thread deleted, based.
Why haven't you donated today /tv/? Explain you are selfs
>>715311001you have no legitimate reason to be alive
FACT
>>715310858fun fourchan fact: there are provisions in the source code to only allow certain people to make the GDQ thread. Everyone else's gets autosaged iirc. It was in the hack from a few months ago
>>715310971better version
has anyone actually been to one of these? i kinda want to go just to watch the zoo and maybe snap photo to post in threads see how long ill survive.
Damn I love this spring yard remix
>>715310971use a nonlewd image next time retard
>>715311032nope. we're going straight into 2 other events that will be a thousand times better, i don't give a shit.
>>715311032We still got ASM and Dogwater then RTAiJ
>>715311001I do; it's too hard for me
>>715311001I have never doubted a frog poster but, this post, chief, it ain't it.
>>715311001I dislike it for the same reason I dislike all the ironic weeb millenial writing that came out of Andrew Hussie's fanbase and Tumblr.
>>715310927>>715311024ah, the 3+4 incentive is there not, 2.3 million
>>715311034what is it your first GDQ in 7 years?
>>715311024yeah, idk why they didn't immediately announce it in the prize segment, makes no sense to delay. especially since it would be weird to be halfway done with delta rune and then just sit there and stall more
>>715310853i got some of those frozen chilean sea bass steaks from costco
they're okay but idk if they were worth the 32 dollars per pound
>>715310992>captcha>not in the Already Verified Funny Chud clubngmi
that "daughter" was a boy
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>>715311001I have yes legitimate reason to crush your skull
>>715311083>>715311087Oh shit really? When do those start?
Your 9 year old daughter did NOT do that. Stop fucking lying to justify your purchases.
>>715310730Genuinely the most red chart I've ever seen.
>our daughter took $50 from her birthday money to give to charity
they expect me to believe that?
>>715311083>2 other eventswhich? drop links bro
>>715310884Did you already forget the third donie from the dev?
SAY IT
HOLY SHIT BULLYING YOUR OWN KID INTO DONATING FOR THIS SHIT
So where the fuck does the money they raise actually come from? Any other charity event I've rarely seen ever break like $50,000, these people get donations that big from sponsors and shit. Who are these mysterious anonymous donations of $1000 here or $10,000 here, I refuse to believe anyone would donate that much and not want credit for it. Where is this money actually going?
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150K TO MSF
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>715311042spent all my money on used props (actress's clothing)
>>715311139ASM is Monday Dogwater is Friday
>>715311106oh yeah, there it is on screen lol. weird they didn't mention it last segment
>>715311147Does ANYONE believe it?
>>715310812Do needle spiders taste spicy?
>>715311001I am sick of seeing posts about it on this site
That good enough for ya?
>>715311032I think ESA coming first and how bad both of the events have been have really soured that usual bittersweet ending. I normally really love it going til 2 or 3 in the morning even with the shilling, but holy fuck the next runs can't end fast enough.
F A T I G U E D
>>715311163>>715311139austalian speedrun marathon
dogwater marathon
check the dates yourself but i think asm is the 14th or 15th
My daughter is 7 years old and this is her first donation, she's been watching since AGDQ 2013, and said keep doing what you're doing! Also TRANS RIGHTS!
>>715311184Apollo Justice used to talk about this a lot. What happened to him again? Oh right…
>>715311164>donie>SAY ITYeehaw?
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>>715310914Have you tried getting a [heart-shaped object]?
>>715311091You can do it, Anon! It's worth it!
>>715311001I uninstalled and left a bad review after Kris hit with a fucking hockey stick.
2.3 mil anon, get to it :)
>>715311001Made by a jew.
>>715311184There's that french one I keep forgetting exists that's a grand event and raises a shit ton for it being recent
But it's in french
>>715311163ASM https://www.ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
>>715311147that child's dead name? albert einstein
you guys are embarrassing yourself with the fake concern trolling
>won't someone pity the brownoid gachaslop coomer retar - I mean poor exploited destitute twitch viewers ;_;
Why does every single tranny host have to have the same simpering voice when donation reading?
Like they're announcing the cure for cancer every time
>>715311032Nah, don't wanna hear about a tranny cult every 5 mins. It's been genuinely awful, I'd rather watch some 50 viewer marathon randomly picked from the oengus site
>>715310730the fuck is 'rose and camilana'
>relocating and aiding refugees from around the world.
Yep
>anons at the end of every GDQ "oh what? ESA/ASM/RTA/Dogwater is coming up in a few weeks? FUCK YEAH I'LL BE THERE BROS!"
>nobody shows up
Every single year. Why not actually show up this time bros?
TRANS RIGHTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i missed the entire week, anything good happen?
>>715311047there aren't. there's some code that's supposed to stop brand new IPs from posting it (by blocking it, not autosaging), but it checks for "gamesdonequick" in the subject instead of the comment, so unless they've updated it since, it effectively does nothing.
>>715311252>apollo justice
>>715311321no one is saying this
>>715311106Knew that was coming. I figured they’d put it at $2.5 million but still
>>715310951A lot I’m sure poorfags are that for a reason
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OH
OH WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING
NO ONE SAW THIS COMING
I was about to donate but my 2 year old daughter told me she disagrees with the MSF organization and thinks it creates bad incentives to not have the developing countries make working medicinal organizations for themselves
She then asked what rights dont trans people have.
>>715311032I used to be kind of sad when these events came to and end but I honestly feel nothing this time. Perhaps a little relieved, even.
I think I only still watch out of habit and the fact that it's a weeklong /v/ event. The event itself this year has just sucked.
Jesus Christ, this dono reader has such a grating, insufferable tranny voice.
>>715311269Kek
Why cage it?
THEY ADDED A NEW DELTARUNE INCENTIVE FOR 3+4 LOL
>>715311192You missed out on the first half of the week so posting in every thread instead of every third thread is fucking lame anon
>>715311352You'd have a point if ASM was able to actually hold a thread consistently and Dogwater had turnout
>>715311390And there it is
The shocker of the fucking century
it's gross how they exploit impoverished neurodivergent people with these """incentives""".
Organizers who care about trans people make everything notaflof, and sometimes don't even have an option to pay.
>>715311352>Every single year. Why not actually show up this time bros?the only ones i really watch are esa and gdq
>>715311352I watch RTA but have no idea what's being said so have nothing to say
>>715311390LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT
yeah I bet this dude is used to getting blown
>>715311342anime punchout where you slap women
>>715311321most people watching this shit at all have issues (including everyone in this thread). but being so lonely that you give money to this shit hoping they're read your generic message on stream is just sad
>>715310853I made pizzas just before the mario 64 run
>>715311342ladies slapping each other game
>>715311419>point ifpoint but*
>>715311390AND THIS
IS TO GO
FURTHER BEYOND
>>715311427is that his third leg?
>>715311370I was trying to doublecheck but don't have it saved on this pc. my bad
still kinda curious to see gdq in the post function like that
>>715311390>all bossesthey're not beating knight first try.
>>715311390the yeti will save us
>>715311343The event takes place in an area with a high concentration of Somalian refugees funnily enough
>Bowser
Damn I wanted Peach or Daisy's ass on screen
oh, a 100k incentive for R A I N B O W R O A D
>>715311390Type of greed they talked about in the bible.
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When did gdq become a trans convention? I know it’s always had them but this event especially seems to be tailored just for them
Say something nice about our trans host!!
>>715311427Who is that minster?
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>$100,000 for rainbow road
>2.3 milly total for fagrune chapters
Get to it piggies
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Shocked they're settling with $2.3m goal, was expecting $2.5.
Lining this up with last SGDQ you can see despite the drop in viewers the donations are higher than before, and that one hit $2.5m by the end.
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you should unironically be kicked out for dressing like this at the event
gamers start your engines!!
>>715311252>>715311372Fuck I mean Legend. Lmao
>>715311024ahh my 3 day vacation expires just in time for garbage
>he thinks the new controller won't have drift
oh no no no
>>715311352i'm usually burnt out on this shit after a week straight, but now that ESA and GDQ were back to back, i'm extra over it
wait isn't this the lunaaaaaaaa guy
where is she
>>715311537Nipples protruding, very disresepctful!
>limy on couch
COME THE FUCK ON MAN
Why donate to this event?
>>715311418I didn't miss out just wanted to save my ban for the end if it was gonna happen
>>715311537Those aren't female nipples, sigh
aw man i hoped he would play as one of the cool new characters
Required viewing for all moids and trannies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigw&pp=ygUQQ3liZXJndXJseiB2aWRlbw%3D%3D
>>715311517he has a 12 incher, or its just a slab of fat hanging out
>>715311352I will be there, how could I risk missing out on kino like this?
>any
>any/all
ok faggot/nigger
>>715311252ivan drago killed him
>>715311537please tell me this is a biofem...
You fuckers who wouldn't wear a mask deprived us of Helix >:(
>people donated for an ad of the most boring mode in the game
>>715311352there could be 5 of us here and I'd still rather spend my time with those 4 others
>>715311526up, down, to the side, welcome to the lion's pride
>>715311427I genuinely don't know how you even get to this state. You're essentially disabled. Even being a little fat is a huge hindrance to moving around comfortably, like this you legitimately cannot function.
>>715311634whats sig doing right about now
>>715311624I watched that run and still didn't get why that guy started crying, existential crisis?
>>715311526She’s passing as a Rust programmer[/spolier]
>>715311526better job doing the voice than 99% of all others
>>715311602Why donate to literally anything? Fuck working. I want to retire, all my money I earn is mine. Fuck everyone else.
finally some bing bing wahoo
>>715311032nope, mostly because trannies have ruined the event, and none of the money ever goes to any of the people they say it does. gdq is a scam, but its a low level scam so the government doesn't bother with it.
Although I plan on contacting the fbi more thoroughly, considering they've been shutting down videogame rom sites, so maybe they'll take this more seriously now.
>>715311690i don't know but i hope he's happy wherever he is
I missed my wife's Pokemon run yesterday. How did it go? What did we think of it?
Yet another runner who's going to be kind of above average at the game.
Lunaaa, can you give me a QRD on WHERE YOU ARE
>>715311537Body type 1 nipples so it’s all good bro
>>715311517>>715311427insane. i would just starve myself if i looked this vile.
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>>715311534pa-pa wu-wu wah-wah
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odd that this guy is any good at the game?
>>715311427Man, that sucks. I don't know how you come back from that without help from both a personal trainer/dietician as well as a doctor to make sure you don't fuck anything up inadvertently in the process. Hope he gets the help he needs though.
>>715311718>nintendie saw that people disliked these and always opted for the 3 lane normal maps>shat all over themkek
>>715311719It's a scam that involves bringing refugees into white countries, so the government probably approves of it.
Yeah you can keep your hour of this borefest with zest faggots.
>>715311537why does everyone look so fucking greasy in all these event photos
>>715311537>is hot and mogs all the other tranniesNo we need more like her.
>>715311427how hard is it to just stop eating
i like peassmb but i fucking hate this annoying faggot limy
damn it's crazy how much my mood has improved after 5 minutes of silence from the tranny donation reader. just some dudes explaining a video game.
i hope i'm not jinxing it.
YOU COULD CLEARLY SEE THAT OPPONENT HAD A STAR HOW BAD ARE YOU
>>715311725boring dogshit
not one post in the 4 hours of thread during it commented on anything happening in the run
>>715311535the incentive taking effect at the end of the final run doesn't give them much room to stall given they started it on the second to last run. i was expecting 2.5 too but also thought they would've started it way earlier
>I tuned into the tranny speedrun event to get mad about trannys
>they're celebrating trannys and now I am MAD
>how could this happen to me
feels good having control over my own mind, been enjoying plenty and just ignoring the rest
>sandbagging in a speedrun
the absolute fucking state of mario kart
3 staring these is actually a nightmare but you play without drifting and the AI gets dumber.
>pro player can’t even 3 star
>Okay maybe the Mario Kart showcase run won't be that bad, right?
>It's the fucking faggots from the Monkey Ball run
>>715311624Why did he cry
>>715311427rebel's got some competition
For anyone who doesn't know what a knockout tour is, the race eliminates the lowest players as the race goes on. Meaning if he sucks, the run ends.
>>715311818That's expected. Was she cute though?
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>>715311296This could be pretty kino, depending on the songs they play
>>715311594you cant escape him
>>715311869how do you 3 star?
>>715311815peas is cool, hopefully the tranny fears his black excellence
>>715311390when did paywalling games become a normal thing?
>>715311772>people hate the inbetween tracks>at launch people predict that within days, everyone voting random (because it skips the inbetween tracks) will become standard>that's exactly what happens>nintendo cracks down because people are playing the game "wrong" and you WILL play it how they intendedbizarre amount of ego from the dev here
>>715311828But it wasn't always a tranny speedrunning event and you know it.
>>7153118941st in every checkpoint
>>715311828there's a difference between anger and bemused disgust
>>715310661 (OP)>Deltarune Ch 1+2Seriously why is it just Ch 1-2 again? Its not like there aren't routes for the new chapters, shayy has been running them nonstop since they came out
>>715311815>>715311895THANKS FOR JINXING IT FAGGOTS
>>715311942Chapters 3+4 is the 2.3M donation incentive now
>>715311296>spyroThere is no escape
I can't watch spyro runs anymore
>>715311296There's no way the threads are staying alive through the 10 hour FFX run
the tracks in World as so boring
how does anyone enjoy this?
>>715311963he will just use rewind to dodge blues
>this money goes worldwide
It sure does. Migrants being brought to Europe by MSF: https://archive.ph/yh8fv
Gay nigger from outer space
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>knockout tour speedrunning
???.?
>>715311942>The entire thread is going to be this incomprehensible shit spammed for 3 hoursWonderful.
>>715311983There's 4 good tracks but they really don't want you doing 3 laps on them.
>rewind
What the actual fuck?
>>715311983it's a lot more fun against real players
>>715311427I know you're mentally fucked if you hit this point but it's very easy to make small life choices so you don't die before you hit 40
swapping your sugared soda for a diet one cuts out 140 calories per can for almost zero effort, then you snowball from there
>>715311994>literally making negative progress during a "speed"run
>>715311793everyone looks disgusting in HD photos
So does he have to get 1st place each tour for the run to count?
nice fucking game tendies
So this has without a doubt been the worst GDQ ever. Pure ZZZ for SGDQ 2025 please someone add my rating to the chart, if there's a score lower than that put that in.
I can't believe they managed to make me nostalgic for the online only corona GDQs but the crowd, staff and runners have been so fucking obnoxious, I've muted every single segment between runs because these people are scum. I hope this fucking event finally dies off for good. Fuck GDQ and fuck MSF.
Goodnight. I just can't believe it keeps getting worse...
this run is awfully boring
>>715311978see you there bro
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This is the end of the GDQ watching for me for the year, don't care for the remaining runs. It's been an honor suffering and shitposting with the rest of you.
uhhhh plus size sisters?? what the fuck did that tranny fuck just call us?
>>715312006>ships that are fulfulling their legal obligations to answer SOS calls at sea>bad
I don't know why I thought this shit would be online
>competitive
Uhhh. Mario kart is made specifically to be anti competitive
based negro calling out nintendo
>>715311923Everyone should be a cow enjoyer.
>there’s some cows watching
Oh yes here is
>>715311983That's the funny part, nobody likes these straight lines tracks so they used to just pick random to do only regular 3 lap races
But Nintendo updated it and forced everyone to do these straight lines anyway
I guess we are well beyond the point of waiting for speedruns to develop before they debut at a marathon.
>>715311789There's always a little sadness in her eyes.
>esa
>european
>everyone's normal and sensible and autistic and speedrunning games because they like it
>gdq
>american
>trans rights every 10 seconds, everyone's screaming and shouting for no reason, everyone's a bunch of npcs straight out of a tranny's wet dream
Rate this a ZZZKKK for me bro I'm going to bed
>>715311828>feels good having control over my own mind, been enjoying plenty and just ignoring the restImagine being this fucking bow broken. You dont have control of anything retard. You just gave up. You just pathetically admitted defeat. Enjoy your slop, npc.
I thought you could only rewind on the open world, I have never, ever used that on the gp or kt and I already 3 start everything even mirror
>>715311942Dont you like surprises anon? Haha, trans rights chud.
>if you want to play multiplayer, go to this third-party site and join their discord
What was Nintendo thinking?
There is clearly something wrong with the game when the professional player can’t “3 star” and cannot get far ahead of the CPUs.
>Saying bad things about a Nintendo game
Banned
>hey I wanna show the most boring category of this game with zero tech involved or any of the mechanics introduced in the game and it's mostly made just for online fun
>sure let's make it a milestone
death to GDQ
How do you manage to make a shit racing game speedrun?
>I do play Mario Kart competitively
WHAT'S THE CURRENT META FOR MARIO KART WORLD
>trying to start a straight chant
This guy is never coming back
CROWD MAKE ANNOYING SOUNDS PLEASE
PLEASE
>>715311983I think nintendies are just amazed to play a game at 1080p 60 FPS. Nintendo dripfeeds them the bare minimum and they think it's the greatest shit ever with their weird stockholm syndrome nostalgia manchild mindset.
>neponigger running a game for literal toddlers
This is fucking awful, holy shit.
>>715312058isn't diet soda equally as bad for you, just in different ways?
Am I just tired or is the video output for MKW blindingly bright
any drama this year i litterally skipped the whole thing
>>715312161It's a party racer
These kind of donations have been rolling in for more than 3 hours now. All of them $250 and no comment.
https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donation/1180305
>>715312161The AI in this game is adaptive. If you maximum tryhard, they will also maximum tryhard, if you intentionally play like shit, they will also intentionally play like shit.
Just tuned in where is Lunaaa?
>>715312161Does the random thing still force you to do intermissions?
>>715312140You forgot
>esa>zero charisma and usually not very good at the gamesBoth ESA and SGDQ sucked this year desu
>>715312212kek fatty spotted
>rewinds
what a cheating faggot, he'd get raped online
Oh not a "heheh the economy in Mario games must be so bad" joke
That's a last desperate attempt joke
>>715312270Yes.
Everyone moved to a discord. It has like 200,000 members now.
Getting a pizza, that bloodstained run better go hard
Jesus christ this is dull as fuck. Maybe the later cups are a bit more exciting.
>>715312240track his IP NOW
>>715311942They could only afford 2 hours worth of Shay screaming trans rights and spreading NB Kris propaganda
>>715312240everyone knows this is money laundering you moron, you're preaching to the church
So this... is the game that tendies spent $550 ro play...
>>715312270It used to let you skip them but Nintendo updated the game so it forces you to do them now
He hasn't appeared to do anything impressive yet, he's just driving and the AI isn't even around
>paying 2 million to watch an ad
>>715312212diet soda uses aspartame as a sweetener, which gives you aids cancer
>>715311537She's a total slut
>>715312298>forcing tendies onto discordFucking kek, they really know what they're doing.
>they added a pronoun label to the host because he didnt voice train and sounds like a man
LOL
>>715312212That's a fatty cope
>>715312217I believe Nerrel explained that MKW doesn't actually use "true" HDR like some Switch 2 titles, and instead it just tonemaps the game's output to a wider dynamic range using post-processing effects. So it's not uncommon for the game to look kind of blown out at times.
>>715312161The AI in this game is insanely rubberbandy and punishes playing well, if you play well they will just go twice as fast as your max speed to catch up and rape you, the ideal strat is to unironically play badly
That was a good shortcut actually. Thought he was gonna go on top.
>>715311983MKW has a lot of great tracks
the knockout tours are not them save for like 2 or 3
>>715312212definitely not equally as bad, but it's no miracle drink either. One thing I noticed after switching to diet soda is that it's easier to then QUIT drinking soda entirely. regular soda seems to have a lot more addictive properties to it, at least to me.
I switched to green/black tea with no sugar about 10 years ago
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popping off just for that cut? and THAT hard, too?
lmao
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This announcer sounds like a South Park gay character jfc
>>715312335That's what I'm talking about. I guess that's permanent now.
>>715312354He did voice train, it's not great but you have to give him credit for that at least
>>715312308>cupsthis is knockout, it's always the very boring "maps" for the first 80% and then one lap around a real track with the final 4
>>715312212No that shit has all been debunked
it cuts out a significant amount of calories if you get used to the taste, some people even prefer the non sickeningly sweet taste
it's just fatty cope
>>715312161All the other replies are retards, the runner was way ahead in all laps after the first.
The issue was just the first lap being an RNGfest since you're banging against 23 other AI before you've had enough space/time to pull ahead of them all.
>>715312351let me guess, she's a ''transbian''
Why couldn't we end the event with a nice chill Puwexil jrpg run? Why does everything always have to get worse all the time forever?
>>715312161New to modern Mario Kart? They been doing this shit hardcore since the DS.
This is just a let's play too
>>715312414>Doesn't even correct his spelling between bans
>>715312404>regular soda seems to have a lot more addictive properties to it, at least to me.you sure it's not just the fact that diet soda tastes like shit compared to the real thing?
>>715312212It encourages your body to retain/store fat but if you eat at a deficit it will still work out. If you are a fat fuck and still eating like a fat fuck it won't help much
>>715312441The only tranny I've ever heard that was convincing at gdq is shoujo. Actually couldn't tell the difference between his voice and a female
>>715312212They tend to be saltier and use artificial sugars to cover for the lack of flavor. You're basically better off just drinking the regular version or drinking water if you're really concerned.
Well this is fucking boring.
I'm gonna go play vidya before my shift starts. See you all next event.
Kind of strange the more I see of this game the less I actually want to play it. I guess that makes not getting a switch 2 at launch doesn't feel like I'm missing anything yet.
>Boo can't steal a Boo
That's because only one boo item can ever be in play at a time
>>715312465because last time that happened everyone was shouting over him because of the donations and he hasn't returned to the event since
Allowing rewinds is so fucking lame
>>715312404Regular soda is just tastier, no way around it.
Your fellow chinese tea enjoyer.
>>715312482>it's shit on purpose!good riddance
>>715312482please dont tell me little dumbo is still in rocket hell
>>715312147NOOO NOT MUH HECKIN CULTURE WARRARINO!
trannys playing games...the west has fallen
>>715311537>>715312351He really wants to get dicked.
>>715312482Free him, he suffered enough
Why do Amerifats always "talk" so loudly?
>>715312507He's said he started blockers and stuff early so thats why, shame he looks like a man though
>>715312503I'm sure that's a contributing factor, yeah.
>Rewinding
What the fuck is this shit
>>715312441all trannies sound the same. men can't sound like women. if you know who shmorky from something awful is, they all sound like that.
>rewinds to dodge the blue shell
Remember when you had to do it with miniturbos? Good times.
I missed the beginning, is this actually online or just bots? i know even online the lobbies are like half bots anyway
Does voice training really work if you put in the hours?
>>715312482I miss claude threads
>80 minutes of someone tilting a stick left or right slightly
who approved this run exactly
>>715312465puwexil is too pure for this shit
>>715312212No. It's fine. Obviously you should just drink natural low calorie liquids like water, tea, coffee, etc. but diet soda is the easiest way to stop yourself from drinking a ton of extra, low quality calories.
Why are all these people who aren't even on the speedrun.com charts running games this year, and why are all black?
how is this a speedrun its just mario kart
>>715312552hadn't even heard of that till now. what a lame as shit "feature".
>>715312327where is the dirty money in need of cleaning from?
>>715312580That's probably why this event is more engaging than ESA, they all mumble and have no stage presence
>>715312625Bing bong wahoo, enjoy the lets play!
>>715312580Why do yuros always mumble and have mushmouth?
It shouldn’t be allowed to have a run this boring at night. Mario Kart World is going to put me to sleep.
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This is pathetic, nothing is happening
anybody got the full ratings image from ESA a week ago? I would like to compare it with this summer's gdq
>rewinding
so it's not even online lmao what a joke
>>715312657>>715312652Just enjoy the runs man…
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>>715312567yyyyyyyyyyyyyep
>>715312482It was a good time
This "run" sucks. An hour of driving in a straight line and praying that the AI doesn't fuck you. I think I'm just going to go for a walk or something.
>>715312652the calm before deltarune
In 10 years will this even be a speedrunning event or will it just be a bunch of ecelebs shilling recently released indie games with more skit segments than actual gameplay
Mario Kart World seems like the kind of game where you play the open world for a few days, have fun, and never touch the game again
>>715312606I don't, it was fucking soulless slop for Indians like all AI garbage
>>715312327define money laundering and who you think is doing it here
>>715312482He has given us so much soulful OC and good times. He deserves to find peace.
>it's only been 15 minutes
fucking hell
>>715312598Yeah you can radically change your voice with practice. Every person will have a different possible ranged based on your vocal cords, but it's not even that hard. All these manly voiced trannies are just not trying at all.
>>715312738It's not a speedrunning event now, anon
>>715312468imagine how hairy he is down there. YUCK
>I want GDQ to get noise complaints from like three buildings over
>Can we do that chat?
Chat? You mean the people sitting in the room with you?
Either zoomers genuinely say "chat" to refer to any group, ironic or not or they are so mindbroken buttering up the only people that donate he slipped up.
>>715312590I dont know who that is, but there are a couple rare exceptions
Are these like the easiest tracks on 50cc? This game can’t possibly be this much easier than even MK8…
>>715312738>In 10 years will this even be a speedrunning eventUSA won't even exist in 2 years lil bro
I will honestly be impressed if that Slowpoke I was threatening to rape two threads ago is still going to reply.
I'm donating another $1,000 as Anonymous!
Let's go Deltatroon HYYYYPEE!!
>>715312610he is staff and couldn't even pick Grand Prix to actually show off tricks because he's a bitch
>>715312451no it had been rebunked until newer studies showed it can give you cancer and kill your microbiome
I love how the cast is actually complaining about this game quite a bit. The boat is horrible.
>>715312740>have funNintendo doesn't even let you do that, now that they've patched the random vote in online to no longer guarantee 3-lap courses
>>715312482Thanks for all the good times, Claude. Rest easy in your concrete tomb.
Aight I'm gonna go have a wank. Someone rate this a Z for me, thanks.
>>715312592You needed mushrooms to "dodge" a blueshell, not because of speed but because they explicitly code in invincibility frames to mushrooms in regards to a Blue shell.
If speed was the only thing that mattered, driving over a dash panel would allow you dodge one.
>>715312758did nu-claude ever get out of the team rocket hideout
>>715312789based nipponese
>go waluigi
the shuttle sends its regards
>>715312795>all these damn wypepo
>>715312067It's faster than getting hit, little bro
>>715312568Imagine being such a godless redditor to ascribe such words to the guy who flipped tables in the temple instead of just ignoring them
>>715312794Cope bro. We will take out whichever irrelevant shithole you are in with us when we go ;)
>>715312773if i were still a raging alcoholic i'd fap to him tbqh
>it's another "slightly fast regular playthrough" run
>I love the literal trash bag Pokemon
We know, subhumans.
>>715312482i wanted to follow this but i stopped after some guy started spamming cheese pizza in the threads
>>715312774i did voice training for 5 months because i was bored and thought it'd be funny as a meme and by the end of it all my friends thought i sounded like a real girl and people in discord servers thought i was a real girl but when i listened back to my own voice i sounded like a fucking tranny so i dunno lol
>54k viewers
surely the visual novel speedrun will save it
>>715312783You thought the "Chat is this real?" Meme wasn't real?
is he cheating against bots?
>this finale
aight, not watching any more of this
see you next year!
>>715312351I want to cum on "her" hairy pits
>>715312884dodge it normally bro
Remember when this event was about speedrunning? Half the games are lets plays.
>>715312738soon (I can't give you an exact date lest their psychics detect my meddling), they're going to straight up play mario party on stage
What was the worst run of this GDQ?
14 days...336 hours...and not 1 run
has god forsaken us Pikmin bros? have we erred
Should have been a speedrun of the all open world challenges that would have been at least fun to watch. God this game is fucking joke.
>>715312783Host should be banned for encouraging behavior that will get the Org banned from ever having an event there desu.
>>715312838see above in the thread
>>715312482I wouldn't be surprised if people that frequent these threads and events made up a good portion of the viewerbase, so I'm not surprised. Especially since he's still fucking stuck spinning in circles.
>>715312838nope
>>715312913What do you even have to do for voice training?
>>715312482It's been like 6 months and he kept restarting
>>715312913did you also suck a dick as a joke
>>715312954RCT was actually insufferable
I thought he was going to do some tricks at least, what is this boring shit.
>>715312270Yes. Next Nintendo will shut down the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe servers, so you better play the intermissions as they intended.
>>715312903garbodor isn't even the most egregious pokemon from gen 5
why not play online with viewers? this is literally the most boring way to play the game
>>715312738>in my mind it was real
>>715312913all of you sound like massive faggots. even the "best" trannies among you will slip and let their voice crack.
>>715312954not counting the blatant advertisement runs or neporuns
RCT or wolfenstein by a country fucking mile
How long does a knockout tour take casually?
>>715312913If you were convincing random unbiased people then you were successful. Your own voice always sounds weird to you.
>>715312870I don't own a Switch 2 and mostly from a JewTube vid but:
>choosing a track in online randoms used to let you choose "random" to prevent the next race from being a lazy straight line tour from one location to the next>nintendo saw this and said "wrong goyim, you aren't playing the game correctly">now you have no choice but to play the shitty straight line courses
>>715312956Pikmin takes actual skill. Just rewatch the all parts run from ESA 19.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxiAZm6jyY
>>715312954Both Pokeshit runs
>>715312783I've heard zoomers talk to each other and they sometimes unironically say "chat" to each other in person
It hit me like a brick to realize how young the average twitch demographic is
>Racing game play through
I will never understand this. You can't speedrun a racing game, that's the whole fucking point.
I will allow F ZERO GX because at least that's actually fast.
no strats. no turning. no real tracks. driving simulator. open wide /v/!!
>>715313024Do you want a repeat of what happened with Tetris 99 where the audience was much better than the actual runner
>>715312568nah, it did fall, now we are back. Hopefully we'll be putting degenerate faggots like you on pikes in front of homes to keep the other retards away.
Announcer sounds like runforthecube that coupled with this boring run worst way to end the event
>>715312954the darkie who brought a TDS couch and then called quake a modified version of source engine
>>715313065About the same amount of time as this
>>715313006Racing speedruns are always interesting in theory but they all turn out to be the same thing over and over.
The only one that feels like a real speedrun is F-Zero GX but even that is doing the same trick for 3 laps then moving on, difference is it's actually entertaining to watch.
>>715312954Quake, RCT, and Wolfenstein/DK Bongos
>>715312954Rollercoaster Tycoon takes the trophy of shit.
Every ride was called trans right and it was damn near seizure inducing.
So, this is Knockout Tour, huh?
Like 5-7 minutes of straights and then finishing on a single lap of an actual race track?
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>>715313006that was never gonna happen in knockout tour
this map is literally a straight line?
>>715313097Yes, I want to laugh at him getting knocked out in the first lap over and over again
I don't get the rewinds, is there a limit or something, will there be any risk if he just gets in front if he can redo anything
This game looks pretty boring
>>715312886jesus says Trans Rights!
>>715313135That'll be $80 :)
>>715312954Hard choice between quake64 and monhun bingo
This isn't an ad, more like an ant-ad. Holy shit I know it's vs CPU and there are actual tracks but World looks so boring. If DK wasn't coming soon I wouldn't pick up a Shitch poo.
This game looks slow as fuck. What is this faggot shit for toddlers.
zoomers would shit their pants if they played mario kart double dash maps
this shit is garbage
>>715313163lol what is this
>>715313163>okay, this is amazinglmao
THEES EES MAI PEENK RATE GUMMI CAN DIE
PEENK RATE GUMMI CAN DIE
>>715313135>Like 5-7 minutes of straights and then finishing on a single lap of an actual race track?Yup!
TRANS RIGHTS!
>>715313179jesus's mother was a lying whore
>>715313006Only 64 and arguably Wii have interesting tech
>>715313167The other drivers aren’t affected by the rewind. When you rewind yourself they are still moving forward.
>>715312954Quake, it has to be.
The run was a perfect shitstorm of everything wrong with modern speedrunning and GDQ, and just to make it more poignant it was THE quintessential speedgame.
>>715313163i have yet to see a single run in sgdq that is the equivalent of this
without savestating or anything either
how does just about every other mk have a better sense of speed than this turgid nonsense?
>>715312542That's happened in the last 4 finales he's done, starting with that one Chrono Trigger run.
>>715313204>What is this faggot shit for toddlers.yes, which is also why it doesn't work as a speedrun.
>2 anys on the couch
bro...
I like the black speedrunner that did the Hulk sega game and made up that Booty song with the game music
>>715313167Rewind only affects yourself, all the other racers will continue moving. Using it to re-attempt shortcuts won't save you any time.
It's good for practising certain tracks in time trials or the free roam mode's various challenges, or for dodging blue shells like has been demonstrated already.
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I didn't mind this guy doing the time trial run of Mario Kart 8 a year ago or whatever but it might be because of his autistic girlfriend on the call. But this game is trash.
>No speedtech, can't even drift
>Literally just driving in a straight line most of the time
This game looks like shit
>>715313163wow, i wish i was watching that right now
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One more waluigi waaahhh and I'm grabbing the headset
Captcha: NGGRT
>>715312738hopefully, parasocial interaction becomes too shameful for these evens to exist
i don't mention GDQ to any real people, only furries
>>715313135it's boring because he's playing against bots and literally cheating to avoid attacks. it's really addicting to play online
>>715311593She can disrespect me in my hotel room.
>>715313263that would make them an all correct? I think I'm understanding how you kids do it now
>>715313163i love cars so much
This shit is insufferable
>>715312404>One thing I noticed after switching to diet soda is that it's easier to then QUIT drinking soda entirely.At least it has that going for it
>I switched to green/black tea with no sugar about 10 years agosick. I only drink tea (no particular flavour) with no sugar, water & milk nowadays so I don't have to think about regular soda vs diet soda, it was just a thing I heard a few years ago.
>>715312451It's probably similar to vaping in that it seems like it would be a better alternative but also has bad properties too.
>>715312505Yeah you need some discipline if you're going to incorporate it properly into your diet
>>715312631Fair. Just seems bad to lean on it fully without doing other things to help to balance out your diet
>>715312986a whole lot of bullshit i'll tell you what
>>715312995no it was fucking online you weirdo
>>715313046that's what i figured honestly bro
>>715313068that's the thing that's weird about it, other people were hardcore convinced i was a woman when i streamed games and joined discord voice chats but everytime i listened to myself in recordings i couldn't stop hearing an obvious tranny voice so i don't know if other people are retarded or if i'm hearing something completely different to everyone else lmao
>>715313163kinoooooooooooooo
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>>715312954pants should cover the legs and butt
Yeah just scream over the runner multiple times, whatever, I don't give a shit anymore.
TWANS WIGHTS!!!111!!
>>715312580it's dey culcha
>>715313163Damn actually cool, I wish that was up right now
so is this just another showcase disguised as a speedrun ran by a nepo member of staff?
>>715313330That was so soulful
tendies paid $80 for this
>>715313254it shouldn't come as a shock that trannies regularly cheat to hold up appearances
So, does gdq ever show receipts about who is paid, what is paid, and how much (if any) actually goes to "charity"?
Is there any group that actually holds them responsible?
This has to be the worst last day of gdq
>>715313241nah, you watch shit like ?Block Ruins and World has a lot of tech to show
but no, the guy had to speedrun the mode that is exceedingly boring to watch if you're not participating
>>715313163>bugs accidentally create a game with a higher skill ceiling than CTRI unironically want to play this now
>>715313330>>715313269which gdq was that? also had wild funs, it genuinely felt like gdq was kind of coming back to being good for a moment
>>715313451>Is there any group that actually holds them responsible?Just one person and he killed himself
>>715313451they arent a publicly traded company why would they ever need to disclose any of that information
This motherfucker laughs like Eddie Murphy.
>>715313413How would he wear a belt?
>>715312954The Deltarune run coming up.
>>715313461Even if you're participating it's fucking boring. Peak goy game.
>>715313135Given this style of play discourages bagging, it's the only way you can actually get people in this game to try to play normally online.
>>715312954Wolfenstein, by FAR. Not because of the content of the run itself (which was mediocre by itself) but the runner was insufferable with constant "Stomp the fascists" and then her speech afterwards about "resisting".
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>>715313094i think F Zero GX and Crash Team Racing are cool to speedrun, but GX is all about speed while CTR is doing crazy shortcuts
>>715313531>discourages baggingYou're either pushing a narrative or retarded.
>>715313503>How would he wear a belt?Very carefully
>>715313531they could just make items bananas and coins only or eliminate shit like blue shells and bullet bills
>>715313464>>715313269>>715313330Booty-butt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cv8hJmNlSs
THIS NIGGA ABSOLUTELY GAPING THOSE COMS
>>715312606>>715312973Claude threads had better OC than these threads
>>715312954TOP 5 (unordered for the most part except 1 is the worst)
1. Monster Hunter 4-Player
2. RCT
3. Quake
4. Pokemon Sword 'n Shield
5. Wii Music
The Mega's concert wasn't a run so I didn't include it, but if I did? 1st, of course. It was HORRIBLE.
>>715313567this looks so fake and doctored can i get a fact check on this?
>>715313398I can do a cute voice t-too uhm maybe we should t-talk together sometime..
>>715313451I'll just assume they're honest, because if they weren't we'd have probably heard about it already. That fat beard guy got raked over the coal a few years ago for not giving his proceeds to charity, and I'm sure there are a bunch of people waiting for this tranny stream to fuck up.
>>715313531I've heard the exact opposite, the start of every Knockout Tour involves bagging just to get that early item advantage.
remember when speedruns were about speedtech and speedgames and not some "runs" that look like your average person playing the game in ng+ after beating it once
>>715313657sure retard
https://www.preventcancer.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/CY2022-Public-990_Karen-Penkar.pdf
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runner does not have a submitted run for this game https://www.speedrun.com/users/Peas
>>715313451Someone posted a picture of coolmatty's reddit ama. Apparently the charities pay them a flat fee for setting everything up and he mentioned that half of that budget goes to about 50 staff members. Besides that they keep all subscriptions and bit donations through twitch's system, which is also the reason why they wont stream on youtube.
>>715313006Game sucks for racing. None of the cool tricks or jumping off shit is actually faster.
This is the "straight line driver" simulator". Worst fucking MK.
this game is boring as shit with rewind
>600 hours in a month
peak unemployment
>>715313451The problem with all charities is they pay for "administration" costs.
>>715313567Am I reading this wrong or does this mean almost 100% of the money goes to "administration" costs/paying "staff"?
>>715313638GDQ doesn't have OC, that's ESA.
>>715313531knockout tour online is bagging central. there are no shortcuts that require skill to drive out a lead, so you just skip through terrain with gold and megashrooms before the checkpoint
>>715313451No, this is why if you ever feel inclined to donate to charity. Do it directly to the organization instead of any third party intermediatory.
>rewinds?
To avoid a blue shell
what cheat is this
>>715313567>not even breaking even til they hit over 400kholy shit that is insane, thought this shit cost closer to 100k
>>715313695kek of course
>>715313434anyway, black and trans rights anon
>>715313493because its a for profit charity that 100% cooks the books and its nothing more than a money laundering scheme.
>>715313715What can you say, Plum is an OC gold mine.
>>715313513Nah, not a single run attached to Anar or Limy has a single redeeming feature. They're the embodiment of what is killing GDQ.
>>715313708It's not like there's other switch 2 games to play
>>715313669nta but do you wanna vocaroopost uwu.........
>>715313695We studied in darkness, so he could blow the world away when he ran today
>>715312642Watch ASM with us starting on Monday. Threads are slower, runs are better, tons of spyro
>>715312738Actually? It might be. I was talking to someone that’s on staff (I know I know trust me bro and all that shit. Believe me or not I don’t care). GDQ is apparently trying to add more stuff that isn’t specifically speedruns during the event. Not necessarily that shitshow of a concert, but more things where maybe it is kind of like a let’s play, or it’s a tournament match, or something where they try to crash a game… Just some examples.
>>715313503no belt, only suspenders
>>715313749MK World does have some neat stuff with grinds and wall ride combos, but you won't see any of that in these knockout tours because it's all straight roads.
>>715313754Renting the venue out for a week is probably 100k alone.
>>715313768if you people were actually concerned about this why arent you just donating to the charities directly?
Oh fuck, we’re gonna have the stalliest stall ever
>>715313457>swearing in the chatthe good old days...
>>715313708when your $500 console only has 1(one) game, you have to make do
>>715313638That's because there is comparatively little time to something that keeps the same thematic for weeks. ESA gets some pretty nice art because people like to make OC of plum, which is also a constant, like Claude.
>>715313825Nobody in this thread is donating to gdq, anon.
>only 30 minutes in
>another 50 to go
Ugggh
they should have let moonmoon play
>>>/wsg/5908320
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>>715313714the previous document just shows paying GDQ $400K for their fundraising service. they get all the donations and pay GDQ the flat fee
>>715313778Where's the skinny bikini one? Fuck this body positivity shit.
>>715313875I donated 25 dollars
>>715313778Imagine if Plum got her own game
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>>715313708I could not have told you how many hours are in a month. I don't know why I'd need to know that.
>>715313895>posting your parasocial streamer eceleb friend herejesus christ dude
>>715313754I dunno what everything costs but there is shit outside of the main event room. They do have an arcade here, rooms for attendees to go play games, other ballrooms with panels and tourneys and stuff. Not saying that justifies all the expense but there is more than the main event room and it’s all open 24/7
>>715313875I identify as GDQ donator, bigot.
My pronouns are greetings/Germany.
>>715313931Imagine if it was a hentai game heheh
>>715313708the secret is leaving the game on then bragging about your playtime hours
>>715313931I think she'd need to be in a game with a bunch of other characters, maybe some sort of club.
Why does this game look worse than Mario Kart 8 (which is over 10 years old)?!?!?
Holy fucking shit, this run is literally just driving straight alone. This game should be straight up banned from any speedrunning events.
How I feel after watching SGDQ this year
>>715313947Not really. Although having cool intended shortcuts and having neat mechanics, they REALLY don't want you having fun with them online and lots of skips are just not worth it because you miss item boxes, and items are as OP as ever (except for lightning which got nerfed some but it's still gonna make you lose all your items and can happen multiple times per race with 24 players)
>>715313947Seemed kinda fun to play online before Nintendo bricked it 2 weeks ago
>>715313768where is the dirty money in need of cleaning from
Cartel drug money you think?
>Salazzle
>He's gross and wet
why couldnt gdq make their mascot a cute trans girl rather than whatever tf this is?
This is literally a lets play.
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>>715313778Love me Plum
Simple as
>>715313917I would've but I didn't want to give the jannies a reason to delete the file on site.
>>715314115cared enough to respond
get rekt
>>715313813A proper world run next year should be good. He explained at the beginning they aren't ready for a proper one right so thats why theyre doing ko tour, but its really not fun without other people
>>715314106It's non-binary by the way.
>>715313825oh man, surely you jest.
I work hard for my money. i'm not donating it to a bunch of autistic degenerates who play videogames incorrectly.
I've watched gdq for most of its life, and never once have I even thought about donating anything. Im not retarded.
>>715314106Desperate need to appeal to the immense amount of furfags in their target audience.
is osrs fun? should i play it? what about ironman mode? i need to pay for the membership because the f2p version is cucked right?
>>715313451>Pay charity to money>Charity proceeds to pay for everything rather than GDQ itself>Gets away with "AKSHULLY all proceeds go to charity!" because it's technically true, they pay for stuff.
>>715314106It's so fucking ugly
HE'S JUST DRIVING IN A STRAIGHT LINE HOLY FUCK THIS GAME SUCKS
Guys hey I know it's not the best game but Nintendo Entertainment paid for this promotion, and they just released a new console. Can't you just let this one go please? It's just 1 or 2 hours of the finale being used for an ad.
Just stop complaining okay?
I donated my fucking time to this miserable event and even that is too much.
>>715313783i'm too scared anon im so sorryy..
>>715314194>is osrs fun?It is if you have autism
>>715313976they'd said before that the arcade is not covered by the charity but funded independently. not sure about the other stuff
>>715314201It's like "Assembled in America", which might actually mean "99% of the manufacturing done in China, and we finish the assembly in the USA"
This is actual dogshit. At least the Pokemon runs required them having to run in more directions than forward
>>715314263So is "Trans Rights" their version of "Allahu Ahkbar"
>>715314106I forgot this thing existed.
>>715313917What good is a hebe character without meat on her bones?
I ate a bunch of broccoli and can't stop farting
You know they could have had a wipeout or fzero run but they really are riding that new game speedrun wave.
>>715314263this literally seems no different than the people that shout MAGA after everything. it doesnt even mean anything
>>715314239The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
>>715314294>>715314239we speedrunning new threads now?
This run is insanely dull.
>>715314326What good are you outside of the oven?
>>715314212that's all racing games anon
>>715314239>transbian BTFO againlmaoo
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>>715314239Why do you keep using NSFW images
>>715314263So have they gained any new rights after saying this phrase 500 times a day?
>>715314327can you record it, just for a laugh haha
>>715314223Well, it's just the trainer character from Pokemon Blue/Red, but everyone called him Claude, since that's the name of the language model that controls him.
>>715314365I'm not a cinnamon bun, silly! That'd be Plum
>>715314154>He explained at the beginning they aren't ready for a proper one>Hotshotting a run that isn't readyChrist
I was gonna try sniping them but are see they are actually offline...
They talk about things that everyone does like they are some insane hidden tech, what the fuck
>>715314425You will never be a young anime girl
>>715313921Thats $25 that you'll never see again for anything. You could have given it to your mother, bought your brother something nice, or treated yourself to some icecream and a cassette tape. Instead it'll just disappear, and never effect anyones life.
You essentially threw away $25. I doubt you'll even claim it on taxes.
How can speedrunning a racing game look so slow
There's no way they're reaching the Deltarune incentive unless they drag Mario Kart out for 5 hours
>>715314509>There's no way they're reaching the incentivefirst GDQ?
Toby Fox dono
>>715313715we drew pokemon a few days ago...
>>715313393Vaping numbs my schizophrenic symptoms.
>>715313860well no fucking wonder he's running sleeper tour
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>>715314509>>There's no way they're reaching the incent-the yeti:
They seriously want $100k for Rainbow Road?
They've somehow raised $43k for it, but they've got like 40 minutes of run left.
>>715314509>There's no way they're reaching the [Literally Anything] incentiveYou guys just do not learn do you?
>>715314589>any pokemon after gen 2GOOD FEELINGS ALL THE TIME NO BAD FEELINGS NO NO NO
This is an abysmal speed game
>>715314647>$1000 a minuteVery doable on last day gdq
>>715314647I stopped watching but thats fucking hilarious that theyre milking rainbow road
>HURR DURR THE SOUNDTRACK IS GOOD, AND ALSO THERE'S A GAME ATTACHED TEEHEE
Maybe the game is bad.
>>715310940>baby monkey tortureBillion pity S rank kino
if you live in Minnesota, please consider donating to local solidarity organizations instead of bureaucratic charities. There are some very effective ones here. Ask a punk.
>>715311017Super Metroid was pure kino
I made it just in time to hang out with my favourite /v miggers
>>715314986Handing your local homeless guy 20 dollars so he can get buy liquor is a better use of your money and would bring more joy into the world than either of those things
>>715314334>>this literally seems no different than the people that shout MAGA after everything.ive never seen that happen
>>715315308i'll give it to the harm reduction people who will give him pipes and needles :-)
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