Thread 715324796

>>715324796 (OP)
I’m not into insufferable cunts

unironically what was the point of making her a lesbo? is it even canon or just some fat hags wet dream?

>>715324939
Probably not a good idea to date Ratchet then.

>>715324906
Reddit tier post

>>715324997
It was stated by a writer that was fired

>>715325112
this degenerate

>>715325112
That didn't really answer the question but seeing as Insomniac is too Marvel-focused to create a sequel with Rivet in it the matter remains up in the air regardless.

>>715325139
If you look at the concept art, it was literally just a tiny dent on her chest. That was fucking it.

>>715324997
how can she even be lesbo if there's none other in her species?

>>715325218
In an interstellar society having relations between different aliens wouldn't be unreasonable and if they qualify as the same sex in each of their own species that isn't impossible.

>>715324796 (OP)
Can't have straight women, can't have girls playing with dolls

>>715325232
She looks insufferable. How do these people even get into those positions?

>>715325232
>we need to make her uglier, because.. because...
I know the answer but it still peeves me off.

>>715325232
Because she wants her to look like a child

The problem I have with her being homosexual is that it just flies in the face of the story they tried to tell.

Two characters who don't exactly know how the feel about each other but spending time with each other on a shared adventure begins to cause a closeness to bloom. Ambiguous but also fairly straightforward.

To say "nah, it's nothing, she's not into that" is stupid and killing the narrative. It just seems like one of those dumb rug pulls where the author is like "you THOUGHT you knew, didncha?!"

Yeah, I thought I knew, because that's the fucking allusion you were making. Don't piss on my shoe then tell me it's raining.

>>715324997
I gave up before the writing got even worse
Does she not meet Ratchet and get excited? She was excited on the phonecall after the snail planet with the dragon that was also a girlboss who didn't let a little pregnancy stop her from drinking at parties

>>715325376
At least it seems she was fired and her co-workers have spoken out against her.

>>715325509
It's because the game is actually horriibly boring dogshit like everything else sony has made for over a decade

>>715325509
I've heard the problem is down to the way the game queues textures.

For all the bravado about "SSDs" and shit like that it does seem to affect the game's assets.

>>715325321
>How do these people even get into those positions
HR is almost universally run by women, you're more likely (man or woman) to hire someone you get along with rather than merit.
if an alphabet person works their way into high enough level in HR you end up with a bunch of those kinds of people.
Games companies being a "nerdy" thing means that you end up with more outcasts than other fields.
iterate this for a couple of years and you end up with retards in positions of power while talented developers that didnt get hired go off and make indies/work for a bank instead.

>>715325167
Non-canon. The writer in question(who didn't actually have creative control) posted the lesbo thing post-firing as a sort of final fuck you/fanfiction/la la la I can't hear you kind of thing.

>>715324997
Sony mandate from their California headquarters. They made Alloy a lesbo too but that was expected.

>>715325813
That's what I feel like is at play but, admittedly, the notion of zeitgeist playing into it I could picture Insomniac pulling the lesbian trigger anyway just for virtue points.

But, again, without another game we can't really know. My hope would be to actually see them embrace the relationship as a middle finger to her.

>>715324796 (OP)
she's into human MEN

>lesbian
Lol, like that exists

>>715325139
>>715325232
>>715325307
>lombax TIDDIES
>yelling
>FIGHTS
>EMAILS
>loudly yelling obscenities non stop
>no-one liked her... it...? who knows, uggo profile picture
Imagine a workplace where not only is someone not fired on the spot for being an abusive, self entitled misfit, but their malign touch corrupts the children's product you're making.
Now imagine if most of that workplace has actually sided with that person and it's actually an extension of modern politics of feminism versus transgenderism, an immovable object and an unstoppable force.

>>715325591
You're talking to an animefag. Of course he wants to play slop.

>>715325591
>>715325601
I don't even want anything fancy like tit physics or shit like that. Just one swimsuit outfit or something more girly for her to wear

>>715326120
sauce me up my man

>>715326156
Actually I kind of see what she's saying by that.

Basically in her mind she sees her self with other women but in actual practice she can't find a companion who can get intimate with her the same way a man can. So she'd prefer women but her experiences have always left her disappointed compared to what she can get out of men.

She wouldn't be in denial of where her desires lie but in terms of application she can't get it by following them.

>>715325956
reminder white mice fuck flies

>>715326226
She's too proud and strong for such classless outfits, anon. It's not like Ratchet was half naked in the first game or anything.

>>715326317
>She wouldn't be in denial of where her desires lie
Except that's what's obviously actually happening. Her alleged lesbianism is purely a political self identification and is not reflected in who she actually is or even how she chooses to behave.

>>715326353
Who cares? It's a mod, retard

>>715326363
remember, sn0y lies
ignore everything they say

>>715326120
One of the best ever made of her.

>>715326421
>didn't catch the sarcasm
Ratchet only had pants in the game. They could give her a swimsuit or something for all I care. It'd be a throwback to the original.

>>715325937
I don't think there's going to be a sequel with her. The game didn't sell very well

>>715326656
This is still a great pasta, lmao.
And very much mood, too. God help shortstacks in my way...

>>715326386
I dunno I prefer to hang out with guys, women are boring/bitchy.
but women get my dick hard, so I can understand how someone could internalize all of that and come up with what she said.
she would prefer companionship with women but they dont get her motor running.

>>715326694
I don't think that's the driving factor. Insomniac is just WAY too deep with their Marvel projects to bother revisiting their in-house IPs.

>>715324796 (OP)
Aren't the Lombax an endangered species?

More like Sam Faggs.

>>715326762
By the merit of only one existing in each of the two Rift Apart dimensions, yeah, I'd say so.

There is a Lombax dimension, though. So maybe that helps.

>>715325449
>like a child
Like a man actually. While Maggs was still employed there, she and some of her tribe successfully managed to add muscle bulk to Rivet. It's only noticable if you put Rivet and Ratchet side by side, but Rivet is actually MORE muscular than Ratchet

>>715326712
>I dunno I prefer to hang out with guys, women are boring/bitchy.
Yeah no shit, but that doesn't make you a fag

>>715326831
Disproportionate legs.

>>715324796 (OP)
I played through the game for the first time last month and I saw NO references to her sexual orientation in-game.

The fuck are you schizophrenics on about?

>>715326156
Kinda funny how the media and women claiming men are the ugly unloveable gender. Men are still somehow primarily the ones pulling most bitches. Gays being the overwhelming majority in the LGBT community, lesbians being a tiny fraction. Most men are gay and most women are bisexuals. Gay couples last till death, while lesbians break up on the regular. No one can handle women like a man can.

>>715326167
Have you worked in a modern office environment recently? its so difficult to be fired for negative behavior. As long as they are doing some of their work and not breaking any big laws then you can't fire them without needing to go through a 30 step program that takes years. And it gets worse if they are some kind of LGBT trash because then there's the risk of upsetting those people and they'll tarnish the company image online.

>>715326893
Read the thread

>>715326910
>Gay couples last till death
"Gay couples" only consist of whatever 2 men are having sex with each other on any given day. So I guess you're still correct there

>>715326274
Literally the first result when you search "order:score rivet human". Your search-fu is weak.

>>715325232
someone should take her boobs and makeup off, disgusting!

>>715326960
No.

>>715326910
>Gay couples last till death,
Gay men are so promiscuous that they have kept HIV alive despite us having pills that reduce its blood titer by over 99%.

>>715325501
The writers are fat feminists who have been hurt before and grown resentful of men, please understand.

Damn I can't believe people actually fight over mediocre games.

I wouldn't even want my name on the 8/10 unfinished game that was breath of the wild.

Let alone this 7/10 mediocre trash.

>>715324906
Fpbp

>>715324796 (OP)
> the only legacy left
Fucking SAD
>>715327230
That manga or whatever it is has kinda an interesting idea
> a human spawned in Zootopia
> many considered him a threat due to his high intellect and other factors, hence why he should be killed

>>715327051
Either that or my search engine is broken
Can't you give me something more specific than that?

>>715324906
FPBP

>>715325232
Are her parents still alive? I wonder how that conversation went.
>oh, hi mom/dad
>no, not so great, got fired
>uh... I wouldn't stop screaming at my coworkers because the alien fox girl in the game we're making has boobs

>>715327005
Where did Brian go?
Shame he worked on the 2016 game.

>>715327567
She's white AND liberal, which means she hates her entire family and never talks to them

>>715326918
>Have you worked in a modern office environment recently?
Yes, in my country there's a trial period where you can be dropped with no reason required. I think they extended it to 12 months from 6 recently.
I somehow don't think a writer would be around for half a year and only then sperg out.

>>715327483
There is a popular image gallery website that specializes in NSFW furry art... On it you can search tags and sort by score...

I played the game recently and I'm honestly surprised it wasn't wokeshit like most of modern sony's work
They never tried to emphasize how much of a special rivet is for doing things like ratchet nor made her an oppressed girlboss trying to prove herself
she actually acts like a normal character with no political narrative to push, really surprising from sony after seeing what they did to spiderman, tlou, ghost of tsushima, etc

>>715326872
>Yeah no shit, but that doesn't make you a fag
is homosexuality only the physical attraction to your gender?
is sharing a lifetime with another dude, living together, cuddling, etc not gay unless you fuck?

>>715327941
>is homosexuality only the physical attraction to your gender?
Yes
>is sharing a lifetime with another dude, living together, cuddling, etc not gay unless you fuck?
Cuddling a bit gay. The rest is just fraternal fidelity.

>>715326450
I couldn't get the game to look pretty.
The hardware stuff like fuzz looked worse than Tools.
The actual programmer/artist side of things fell apart with misaligned textures, bad prop placement, every projectile being glowing objects like everyone's using literal pea shooters, a really boring UI and... it was just a mess of glittering things in a HD environment like every modern video game.

>>715324906
First Post... Best Post...

>>715327661
It would be funny if someone snuck into her apartment to replace all her boxed wine with pic related, and put little bras on all her cats.

>>715327781
You're correct, they just give her a piss colored female clank girl drama in a game series that was about bros. It still waters down the experience overall quite a bit. Her bitchy attitude isn't the same as Ratchet's edginess in the first game either. It comes off as her being a cunt, same for female clank and her stupid drama. You dont even get to use her as her giant form so she's just there to never shut the fuck up and as a plot device to separate the real heroes, again.

>>715327728
i don't go on such sights that often since everything i need is here
But nonetheless, thank you

>>715327781
>and I'm honestly surprised it wasn't wokeshit like most of modern sony's work
Imagine being so cuckbroken by constant rainbow flags and BLM service that you think there's no woke here.

>start of the story: ratchet doesn't deserve this party, rivet is so cool and amazing and saving people's lives because she's a girl

>ratchet: constant goof, incompetent, pathetic

>rivet: competent, knows what to do, is a strong womyn of power

>"Now say after me Ratchet and Clank,
>Women is respectable positions of power!"

>>715325232
>Sam Maggs
classic, she tried pulling the same thing in the Jedi: games

>>715328240
>cleavage creek
Where is it?

>>715328449
>everything i need is here
>my search engine is broken
You... only get everything you use... off this website... do you touch grass at least?

>>715324906
FPBP as always

Lombaxussy

The PS2 games are the only Ratchet & Clank. I don't care about anything else in the series.

What was the fucking point of Rivet? Porn flavor of the month? Shes barely a character in the main game.

>>715332149
The point was to have Ratchet humiliated and outdone by a girl version of himself. The fact that Rivet ended up being a petit furry waifu of the month was entirely accidental.

>>715332149
Girlboss that dabs on a pre-existing male protagonist in order the chase the fabled Modern Audience.
Most of the game was designed with women in mind.

>>715324997
>unironically what was the point of making her a lesbo
Not canon, she clearly gets sheepish around Ratchet.

>>715329782
Grass?

>>715324997
Not canon, just "modern audience" chasers trying to force something stupid in. You can watch playthroughs or play it yourself they clearly like each other, but that's not the focus of the story.

>>715333520
It stands for Great ass

>>715324796 (OP)
Wonder how long until the mods delete this thread.

>>715325601
DirectStorage is a .dll in the game folder, you can literally just delete it if texture streaming bothers you, there's a fallback.

>>715324997
>>715333910
I thought it was literally just the one lady who was then fired? Her words mean nothing

>>715333985
>flat chest
>need a ruler to measure her hip span versus ratchet (all outfits give her ratchet's body and create holes in her body if you don't equip a top and bottom)
>literally disabled
If you're going to be niggerbrained and go straight to her ass, I'd have to point out it's not even a big one by those standards.

>>715334451
Great does not only mean big or large

>>715325321
A large portion of the population considers you vindictive and people like this as kind people.

>>715334451
at 4.5ft tall she's got a perfectly plump rump

>>715334451
Ratchet is pretty hot too though. It's a shame they neutered his personality in these games.

also for anyone interested there's a full cosplay guide for artists to check out as reference
https://secure.cdn.us.playstation.com/ratchet-and-clank-rift-apart/cosplayguide/RACRA_Cosplay_Guide.pdf

>>715334829
>also for anyone interested
Girls don't come here

>>715328152
Mario win once again

>>715334962
This, only penises and balls here

It's been two years, where the fuck is the lombax tiddies mods?

>>715334962
>>715335223
good morning sirs, thank you for not redeeming. I await your ai generated slop

>>715335513
So are you saying there are girls here or there are indian men here?

>>715335585
>nuances of american comedy lost on foreigners
hell yea baby nobody who posts after me is white

>>715335653
Are the non-whites in the room with us now?

>>715324906
NOOOO MY LESBIAN NARRATIVE NOBODY ACTUALLY RESPECTS

>>715325529
Yet the boobs remain lost.

>>715335765
I only have to see non-whites if I make the mistake of going grocery shopping on the 1st, life is good.

>>715325139
what did she look like before they nerfed her?

>>715336570
Some of the concept art is in this >>715326167
Google will show you the rest
They all have tits, even the muscle freak
The child one doesn't for the obvious reason
They all have actual lombax tails so who knows why this OC got a different one

Weirdly a fixation on putting the lombax ear pattern on the underside

I'd also say how complete and coloured in the concept art is for abandoned character designs... is weird, especially when there's barely any original game concept art for Ratchet that's made it into the artbooks and all of them are late stage character design pencil sketches

>>715337101
Ruined

Sam Maggs. Why does that name sound familiar?

>>715324796 (OP)
go away Sam

Wait isn't this the same chick who wrote that Jedi Fallen Order novel where Merrin cucks Cal with a butch lesbian stormtrooper on his own bed?

For me it's angela cross.

>>715337336
Isn't it the same woman who claimed she was raped in GTA V Online?

>>715326120
>They never made more than this anim
Sucks...

>>715324796 (OP)
CLANKED

>>715329782
>he doesnt go to his local library to print furry porn from the library computers

>>715338278
There is an animation of that, but I Think only that one sadly.

>>715338305
Have you ever been so low as to print out an attractive character with an open mouth, then cut a hole in the paper where their mouth is?
Couldn't be me, just a hypothetical

>>715324796 (OP)
i enjoyed her game
i didnt enjoy that her voice reminded me of fem shepard

>>715336158
>employee actually claps for the customers
Why do people always clap over there

>>715338397
Almost, thankfully got head at 15 before i got depraved enough

>>715324796 (OP)
>Oh, no, I'm not into boys.

Isn't your species nearly extinct you one armed bitch?

>>715324906
This.
I have never had a Ouija board in my house, and I NEVER WILL. There are just some things you should never mess with.

>>715338615
Better repopulate with kids that can only reproduce with incest then

>>715338802
yeah not like there are entire religions with this as the origin myth

>>715338538
it's americlap for nothing

>>715338802
this. She's made for kemoshota cock

>>715325501
its just cheap afterthought justification of absence of any affection, which is in actuality mandated by their femoid agenda

>>715324906
holy BASED

>>715324796 (OP)
LOMBAX TIDDIES!

It will never be the same, bros.

>>715325509
>>715326226
it sucks. some "simple" mesh and/or texture updates shouldn't be that big deal. but in todays world you probably had to pay somebody off, if its not hyperpopular topic

the universe seems fun, but boy if it's boring to play

>>715325232
I want somebody to make Rivet boobs and hips mod just to piss off this bitch.

>>715326120
>animated
holy mother of FUCK, what a diamond find

>>715330291
based. they're objectively the only good ones.

>>715325040
9gag tier post

>>715332061
ultra based

female ratchet…

Character named Ratchet. They could have done the funniest thing and made her a ghetto negress lumbax

>>715340620
is just early rivet

>>715327461
Huh, interesting, I'll have to look it up. I read a FNAF fanfic by Weaver with a very similar premise where a human ended up in a world full of anthro animals. Some of them want his dick. It's a pretty good read.

>>715325232
That is a literal tranny.

>>715336158
based buc-ee's

>>715341040
Some of them wanted his what???

>>715324796 (OP)
No, she means she's not into FURRY boys.

>>715330291
Sadly this
Since PS3 they got a stick up thier asses and kept shitting the series up
The final straw for me was the “””””””remake””””” released in 2016 , that’s when I threw the towel at the series for good

>>715324906
FPBP

>>715325139
if someone shouted "lombax titties" around me i would respond with "FUCK YEAH!" and go for the high five.

>>715325139
Is this the chick who pimped out her husband?

>>715327567
Sounds like my sister at my 20th who started screaming at one of my friends for making woman jokes clearly designed to bait her to the point that even my feminist mother was mortified at her behaviour

>>715325232
This is genuinely what happens if you don't beat women. They have no fear at all and make everything about them

>>715330291
>The PS2 games are the only [____]. I don't care about anything else in the series.
fill in the blank

I wonder how she would've reacted to someone, anyone, standing up to her.
All it'd take is:
>YES, LOMBAX TITTIES, WHAT OF IT?

damn, my post disappeared, good thing I don't have to type captcha to post again

>>715343647
>>715342137
vagina are so much disgusting

>>715343719
This isn't gay friendly community

>>715343719
then its a good thing she has an anus

>>715343719
Fr. I wish there wasn't so much porn of girls spreading their open wounds.
They look so cute, but then their genitals gotta be.... that.

>>715325232
That's rude. Imagine if I sent a emal to Sam and told her to take off the boobs and her make up.

>>715344040
>No, YOU take off the tits and makeup sweetheart
HR would have a wobbly.

>>715343537
reported for sexual harassment

>>715336158
why is america so fat?

>>715343719
>>715344038
why are you gay?

>>715343647
>>715340620
>>715337101
Its a good thing we can get images like these furry tits and ass. We can spam furry porn now see >>715325542 and not even the mods can stop us!

>>715344038
are you a cookie chaser?

>>715344338
>>715343990
>>715343765
Simps continue to be a tumor on society

>>715324997
She's not. Ratchet even suggests right before the closing credits that they make a detour over to bonetown before going to find the lost lombaxes.

>>715344764
What happened to you libido? Spent too much time sitting on a cheap chair?

>>715344612
Big plump lombax cookies

>>715343647
That's a delicious looking pussy!

>>715344764
just admit you’re gay bro, normal, healthy men like vaginas
>>715344907
based but she probably wouldn’t have a cookie

>>715345069
If you are trying to get the thread deleted then go for it! Trash this shit thread!

>>715345212
No, I just click "post" when the image disappears. I don't even have to solve captcha, it does it for me.
Can't say the same for the little jannie helper who has to go through all that work to help the unpaid staff lmao

>>715344962
as a fox, she should have a dog pussy.

>>715345289
are lombaxes foxes? I just assumed they were a generic mammal alien

>>715345490
>are lombaxes foxes
No.

>>715334665
>40kg
IMAGINE

>>715326156
>>715326317
I'm FWB with a "lesbian", she told me she was only romantically interested in women (I guess you could call that platonic love) but she was turned on by men

>>715345069
I wanna eat her lombaxussy out so bad

>>715343719
>>715344038
no. fuck you. pussy is beautiful and delicious.

>>715324906
I... I can't refute this...

>>715345745
Indeed. Dicks on the other hand, are quite disgusting. No wonder you have to be literally mentally ill to like them.

>>715330189
Incredibly based.

>>715326120
Wish the rest of that guy's gallery wasn't so unhinged

She should have had three pairs of tits

>>715346256
>"ugh, why'd the guy who makes human/anthro porn have to be such a WEIRDO?"

>>715346659
now we're talkin'.

>>715324906
>>715327230
Fibby Pibby

>>715324906
hmofags we win again!

>>715347418
Yes Rivet is into humans the same humans who do NOT exist in Ratchet and Clank. And don't bother Insomniac already said Captain Quark is not human. Neither is Nefarious in his organic body. Insomniac went out of their way to explain humans don't exist in the Ratchet universe and we've explored every part of the universe for you see reaching the Great Clock is how you have explored every nook and cranny of the universe. And no humans.

This is why the next games are about the Lombax pocket dimension instead. They ran out of galaxy. And even in alternate realities humans still don't exist and yes it shall stay this way unless YOU apply for a job at Insomniac and they REJECT hiring you. You will never see humans in a Ratchet game organically. The only time Ratchet met a human is Sony All Stars and we all know that doesn't count.

>>715347720
I have never played a single ratchet and clank game, I just want to see Rivet getting onahole'd

>>715347720
>The RYNO 8 summons many objects from Rift Apart as well as some from other titles Insomniac Games has developed and a number of PlayStation Studios intellectual properties. Notable objects include:
>A Jeep, Sully's plane, and the Phurba dagger from Uncharted.
>A Ravager and Thunderjaw from Horizon.
>Fizzie and barrels of Overcharge from Sunset Overdrive.
Humans are canon.

>>715326656
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KwDtRfCfM
the best performance

>>715347912
That's not canon that's crossover easter eggs. The humans are from a different separate universe altogether. They're not native to Ratchet's universe. The only "native" human in Ratchet is the Insomniac Museum self insert for an Insomniac employee explaining in a fourth wall that the species went extinct. Of course Insomniac Museums aren't canon either.

Oh no, anyway

>>715348387
Oh trust me don't worry when we die we go nowhere. I don't know where you get the idea there's an afterlife. When brain activity dies you cease to exist. Back to the same nothingness that birthed you. Its going back to pre-life. Humans are are legit stupid animals. No there is no afterlife or reincarnation or alternate universes where you live yet again. There is only death and nothing. And tell the Jews to die into obscurity.

>>715348402
Lombaxed and pussypilled

>>715348534
t. soulless npc

Time to solve another captcha, lil' jannie helper
:^)

>>715348945
Can you post a different pic of her pussy next time?

>>715348945
more proof vagina lovers are mentally ill:

>>715349006
Why are you gay?

>>715348945
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THE ADVERTISERS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD AND YOU WONT GET PA- oh nevermind carry on

>>715324796 (OP)
>make new entry in any franchise in current year
>make it turbo woke slop
typical

>>715325774
It used to be understood that people will hire or generally prefer others that are like them. Now a lot of normal people have been gasless to go out of their way and hire people different from them, but those different people will hire more people that are like themselves. It's like if a group of people all said that they would follow this one rule but only one person is following this rule while everyone else is ignoring it.

*Click*

>>715324796 (OP)
I never played the games past Crack in Time, but wasn't the purpose of them to have Ratchet get a shitload of weapons all with different characteristics and mechanics to fuck enemies up?
What's the purpose of making another character playable?

>>715324796 (OP)
Mods come on delete this shitty furry thread!

>>715349737
still as disgusting as the first 20 times you posted it, mentally ill vaginafaggot

>>715324796 (OP)
If the rumors about a tranny dev doing everything in his power to un-sexify her is true, he succeeded. I really don't find Rivet that fappable.

>>715349737
Why are you doing this?

>>715349905
I'm not doing anything, the image keeps disappearing so the bot has to post it again

>>715349737
still as delicious as the first 20 times you posted it

>>715349992
Yeah, but why?

>>715350028
The concept of at least 2 autists going out of their way to remove it is incredibly funny to me

>>715324906
>OP eternally shitter shattered by FPBP