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Creeps, crackheads, super cool lesbians, super itchy lesbians, super horny old dudes. I dunno. There isn't really a whole lot to say that wouldn't be super surprising. We had an arcade with glory holes. Lots of married dudes used it. If their wife won't suck their dick they WILL find someone that will. The only thing that might be interesting is just curious cases with drunks or crackheads.
>Have a group of 3 come in
>A guy, his girlfriend, and the third tag-along gal
>Tag-along is drunk and high
>Asking me all the questions for this and that, but doesnt pause to listen to any of my answers and just fires off another unrelated question
>Then she gets irritated that I'm not answering her methed out questions in the half second she gives me to answer
>She looks in a case and sees glow in the dark lube
>"WOAH WHAT IS THAT"
>"Glow in the dark lubricant."
>"Does it work?"
>"Yeah, sure, here, cup your hand around the bottle."
>"Crazy! Does it feel like scorpions?"
>Just.. freeze. W.. what? Think fast. Maybe there is some brand out there called that.
>Say "Uh.. is that a different product? Or brand?"
>She says no while wiggling her fingers "No, like the bugs. Does it feel like that?"
>Legit speechless. Have no clue what to say.
>The couple asks about one of our herbal pills. Just.. kinda walk away from the tag-along to help them.
It keeps me up at night sometimes. Ill be drifting off to sleep and "Does it feel like scorpions?" echos in my mind and WHAT DID SHE MEAN?!
I've had years to think about this. I think she was asking if it tingled in the dimbest way possible, felt like scorpions walking on your skin. If she wasn't asking if it tingled then I have no clue what she meant.
