Realistically speaking Peach would fuck Lanky Luigi and not Manlet Mario

Luigi already has the better princess.

>>715327186
He could easily handle 2

>>715327113 (OP)
But Mario is cute and not a coward like Luigi

OP is a lying faggot, I'm tall and lanky and girls always choose manlets over me

>>715327113 (OP)
Realistically speaking the Toads would have been replaced as guards/villagers already.

Either that or Peach faces a rebellion for being such a shit ruler.

>>715327821
>broooooo im playing on easy mode and I still cant win!

lel, should've been 6 foot 1 and not some lanky freak dumbass

>>715327113 (OP)
brown savages seeing pale blonde blue eyed women and trying not to think about cuckoldry (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>715328109
turtle penis

>>715328109
>thinks of browns and cuckoldry when faced with natural selection

>>715327982
But I'm exactly that tall

>>715327113 (OP)
Luigi doesn't have the status that Mario has and women are status leechers even before height. If she were Luigi she'd be constantly asking "why aren't YOU the star of your franchise? Is this the best I can get?"

>>715327475
peach could handle 2 as well

>>715329373
then you are barely an inch taller than the average of my country, thats like claiming 5 foot 10 is tall in the usa