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Anonymous No.715327113 [Report] >>715327573 >>715327856 >>715328109 >>715329546
Realistically speaking Peach would fuck Lanky Luigi and not Manlet Mario
Anonymous No.715327186 [Report] >>715327475
Luigi already has the better princess.
Anonymous No.715327475 [Report] >>715331918
>>715327186
He could easily handle 2
Anonymous No.715327573 [Report]
>>715327113 (OP)
But Mario is cute and not a coward like Luigi
Anonymous No.715327821 [Report] >>715327982
OP is a lying faggot, I'm tall and lanky and girls always choose manlets over me
Anonymous No.715327856 [Report]
>>715327113 (OP)
Realistically speaking the Toads would have been replaced as guards/villagers already.

Either that or Peach faces a rebellion for being such a shit ruler.
Anonymous No.715327982 [Report] >>715329373
>>715327821
>broooooo im playing on easy mode and I still cant win!

lel, should've been 6 foot 1 and not some lanky freak dumbass
Anonymous No.715328109 [Report] >>715328198 >>715328793
>>715327113 (OP)
brown savages seeing pale blonde blue eyed women and trying not to think about cuckoldry (IMPOSSIBLE)
Anonymous No.715328198 [Report]
>>715328109
turtle penis
Anonymous No.715328793 [Report]
>>715328109
>thinks of browns and cuckoldry when faced with natural selection
Anonymous No.715329373 [Report] >>715333858
>>715327982
But I'm exactly that tall
Anonymous No.715329546 [Report]
>>715327113 (OP)
Luigi doesn't have the status that Mario has and women are status leechers even before height. If she were Luigi she'd be constantly asking "why aren't YOU the star of your franchise? Is this the best I can get?"
Anonymous No.715331918 [Report]
>>715327475
peach could handle 2 as well
Anonymous No.715333858 [Report]
>>715329373
then you are barely an inch taller than the average of my country, thats like claiming 5 foot 10 is tall in the usa