Learn to parry, or get left behind

I beat Isshin first try and I brag about it every now and then.

>press x to not die

>>715329790 (OP)
Freaks with only a thumb and one finger should not be allowed to dictate the market

>>715329790 (OP)
>Games where you parry taught me how to parry

Another banger from games journalism

I beat Stellar Blade and I'm in the endgame of E33 and I STILL can't parry for shit

>>715330526

>>715330713
There are many games where parry is inconsiatent and completely optional.

>>715329790 (OP)
We learned to parry and riposte with Dark Souls. Casuals just now catching up.

>>715332838
I never learned to parry with dark souls because I always just face tanked shit and chugged.

Is there a comprehensive list of parryslop? Not any game that features parries but where it's a 'do or die' thing like Metal Gear Rising, Sekiro, Lies of P, Star Wars Fallen Order etc.

>>715333331
Aside from what you mentioned, there's also Steel Rising, Stellar Blade, Wo Long, Doom Dark Ages, and I guess Black Myth Wukong? nuGod of War also had heavy parrying mechanics.

>>715329790 (OP)
>muh EU/ Belt & road chinese scam is important
They waste tens of millions a month trying to convince the west they matter. They never will.

>>715329790 (OP)
>Controller oriented dual-analog design can't do anything complex
>Normalfags are "cautious" of games that play themselves after the 7th gen period, but can easily be persuaded to go back to them
>Parryslop is just a simple timing challenge with no active thought or complex input required and it's present in "hard" games, so it can assuage normalfags who are only happy to go back to games that play themselves and it also satisfies chief dual analog slop pusher Microsoft
I will not learn to parry.

>>715329790 (OP)
>Learn to parr-ACK

>>715333584
I wouldn't put Wukong in there. It has a parry system and the game really should be played with it but it is definitely not mandatory. Khazan is one that belongs here I think. You can technically dodge instead of parry if you build around it but the way it plays even with dodging feels like parryslop.

>>715336280
What's the unit here? ms?

>>715329790 (OP)
Moonscar is difficult af to parry. I get obliterated in the third stage.

>>715337806
Yes.

I LOVE THREADS ABOUT THETRANNY SCREENCAPS!!!!

>>715337939
Why did you participate?

>>715329790 (OP)
welcome to 20 years ago

>>715329790 (OP)
>QTE are le good now
I just don't understand 2025 people...

Parrying is the Dark Souls of combat design.

>>715329790 (OP)
button > action

wowee

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