Come move on white man, adventure awaits.

>monolithsoft
>adventure
I SURE DO LOVE HUGE STRETCHES OF FUCKING NOTHING

im cumming

>>715337506 (OP)
>walk 50 feet
>nothing
>walk 50 feet
>more nothing
>walk 50 feet
>korok
DUDE THIS GAME IS SO ACTION PACKED!

>>715337636
Low IQ zoom zooms need gassed.

>>715337506 (OP)
I prefer TotK personally.

>>715337686
>this game is fundamentally boring because 99% of the time you're doing nothing?
>no, actually. you're just low IQ.
retard

White men don't play nu-zelda

Why do you people pretend the game isn't engaging, what the fuck.

>>715337781
fr bruh this gameplay be bussin

>>715337506 (OP)
botw is great until around the second divine beast and then you realise the game has already spent all its ideas and the rest is just rehashing

>>715337781
you're the one pretending my guy, the game world is sparse as all hell.

>>715337506 (OP)
>see that mountain?
>you cant climb it without grinding for 30 hours to get your stamina skill up

>>715337854
There's easily 80+ hours of content in this game, the fuck is your deal

>>715337891
60 of those hours are walking around doing LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
10 hours are for copy pasted koroks so that you can upgrade your inventory
8 hours are copy pasted shrines.
the last two hours are for unique content.

See that mountain? You shouldn't climb it. There is only a korok seed there. Oh and another monster chest with 10 elektro arrows inside

>>715337506 (OP)
its anti-fun : the game

>here are some cool weapons!
>oh dont use them they break after 2 fights!

>here are some cool flying machines and vehicles!
>oh dont use them your battery will only last 20 seconds!

>here are some cool places to climb and explore!
>oh dont climb them your stamina will run out !

Currently replaying TotK on my Switch 2. It's honestly amazing. Rito Quest is my favorite so far. Making my way on foot from Outlook Landing, to the Hebra Mountains and ascending into the sky, was about a dozen hours of the finest open world adventuring I've ever had a in a video game.

>>715337819
People forget that you have to do absurd shit tons of grinding to pull the right off.

>>715338231
>its anti-fun : the game

Low IQ pleb.

>>715338242
>you have to do absurd shit tons of grinding

Nintendo filters another retard. Kek.

>>715338267
>does barely any damage
Yeah, it's fun but it's fucking pointless.

>>715338267
>it gets good after 50 hours, bro

>>715338231
It's such a downgrade that we went from having items with unique abilities as permanent upgrades to crappy disposable weapons.

>>715338267
>open menu
I immediately burst out laughing.

>>715338069
>>715337636
Zoomers can't play games without always online DRM, casino gambling, and achievements.

>>715338267
>spring shield consumed on one use
>have to open a menu
>all that effort to not actually kill half the enemies, the miniboss itself still has nearly full hp
>link flops over like a retarded fish when he lands
so this is the power of modern zelda...

>>715338304
I'm objectively right, though. You have to gather the materials to use the gacha to get gamble for materials, and you have to grind to get materials to power-up your batteries. Even if you just use the insta-create tool, you have to do all the shit to unlock it, and then you have to have the materials for it to create shit. All of which involve hours of tedious work to gather all the materials. And that's not even counting the travel time needed to get to these places to do all that shit in the fucking first place. It's not something you can do as soon as you hit hyrule from skyworld.

>>715338374
What mental illness do you have that renders you incapable of understanding that the zoomers you're talking about ARE the NuZelda playerbase? I grew up playing the good games in this series, and I don't remember any of them having achievements, DRM, or gambling other than the obligatory pick-a-chest.

>>715338371
if you don't enjoy navigating the menus then you are a low IQ pleb

>>715338530
>It's not something you can do as soon as you hit hyrule from skyworld.

Well done retard. That's called PROGRESSION.

>>715338645
Then it's antithetical to the fucking webm, jackass.

>>715338632
>menu opens on the exact item he needs.

Yup, low IQ retard.

>>715338604
actually he is talking about the nintendo fanbase!
>being a nintendo console, you wont be able to play your game if nintendo bans you. even if you go offline.
>totk features literal gachapon machines where you gamble for the building parts you need
>switch 2 added achievements

>>715338692
>Then it's antithetical to the fucking webm

Nope. You continue to be a fucking retard. And there's no cure I'm afraid.

>>715338632
DAT GAMEPLAY FIYA BRO

>>715337506 (OP)
Best adventure game ever made.

>>715338929
based!

>>715338929
>adventure game
>no adventuring to be had

>>715337506 (OP)
The very last single player game I truly enjoyed playing. What a journey.

>>715338929
>see that tree?
>you can run towards it

It actually disgusts me that it's been 8 years since Nintendo mik-dropped the entire industry and NOBODY has been able to make a single game come.close except Nintendo themselves.

>>715339183
sheltered nintendie doesnt even know which game TOTK copied for its physics engine

>>715338232
hell yeah

>>715339324
Yes, tell about this "game".

>>715337636
>"The reason White men explored Antarctica was to find epic loot!"

>>715339685
>tendie frognigger confuses the purpose of exploration IRL and the purpose of exploration in a videogame
yikes...

>>715338632
>Press Y
>Sort by most used
>Problem solved

>>715339732
>Retard doesn't understand what he's doing in BotW

Ooft.

>>715339952
botw isnt real life.

>>715339905
you dont use the splash fruit that often.

>>715340027
>you dont use the splash fruit that often

Two things to consider

1) at this point of this quest, there is abosultely no way Splash Fruit wouldn't be in your Top 3 most used items. The entire quest revolves around it.

2) the player could also use the Zera Scale, which the first fucking thing the menu opens on

TotK haters are low IQ retards and seething schizos. Funny to laugh at them though.

>>715340147
ah yes, let me use a rare item to kill a miniboss.
good idea, retard.

I still can't decide whether I love BotW or TotK more bros

Anti soul gas, the game.

Just found my 92nd shrine and the sense of discovery is out of this world, what a fucking adventure!!

>>715340202
>let me use a rare item to kill a miniboss

You get five off the bat and can replenish them at any time. Retard.

>>715340490
oh sorry, i quit the game before that quest because it was all boring.

>>715340401
Go outside sometime kiddo.

I've replayed every Zelda game I've beaten. Until breath of the wild. I'm never going to replay it. Never going to play Totk.

>ubislop
>adventure
Still amuses me how normalfags love Ass Creed when Nintendo does it.

>>715337717
I hate totk, personally

/v/ will never recover from these games.

why do tendies pretend that journalist scores matter?
dont they know that journalists dont actually play videogames and simply give good reviews to whoever pays.

>>715340813
Why do normalfags like you even come here? You're as obnoxious as bronies. You keep getting told to fuck off, but you believe you will be accepted if you keep crawling back and shitting all over the place.

>>715340202
>same type of nigger who never throws the masterball at a pokemon
dire

>>715340976
>you dont like my new H game with little girls?? CASUAL CASUAL CASUAL
why do faggots like you never kill yourself when no one will ever care for you

>starts talking about child pussy out of nowhere
Okay.

>>715340813
/v era/

>>715338232
imagine being this braindead

>>715337506 (OP)
Cool world, fun methods of exploration, abysmally bad reward system for your exploring.
No I don't want another goddamn korok seed, I want to see something interesting like a giant underground factory where enslaved bokoblins have to manufacture weapons for ganon's army.
And then you get to throw a sword into the gears and blow the whole thing up. That would be interesting.

>>715338267
It took dozens of hours of boring grinding before this was available.

>>715341310
>cool world
It's literally empty.
>fun methods of exploration
Like fucking what. Any method of getting anywhere besides walking and fast travel has a "stop having fun" meter.
Also same game that put a basic lego vehicle system in the game but failed to give it any depth, challenge or larger purpose. What did you expect?

>>715338267
>tendies think this is fun
Lol.

>>715341310
>a giant underground factory where enslaved bokoblins have to manufacture weapons
that sounds gay af

>>715341447
>sees fun
>laughs
botw is contagious

>>715337506 (OP)
Today i'm lazy can't make myself to setup emulator.

>>715337636
>>715337567
Will never understand this "critique" of nuzelda

I dont think I've ever played a game where you got distracted by something shiny/different/interesting every 10 steps more than them

>>715337771
To play devils advocate,

Banjo & Kazooie as a concept is literally Mario 64 fused with Metroidvania.
Mario 64 with "New moves" that you unlock to progress further. B&K wasn't an original concept to begin with, just a very entertaining way to package it.

Nintendo ripping off Nuts & Bolts to execute it more successfully 20 years later is bit of karmic justice, but also good for everyone because obviously Nuts & Bolts never had the chance to reach its full potential

>>715338242
>Absurd shit tons of grinding
Are you misinformed?
You can get wheels and a sled within the first hour of gameplay

>>715337884
Climbing is for retards. I put a rocket on my shield and fly up there

>>715337506 (OP)
Why is there so much anti-soul gas

>>715339685
Yes, the loot being slaves and spices

>>715337506 (OP)
if you already have Palworld do you need to experience Zelda?

>>715343587
No one cares PC vegan

>>715343587
based

>>715343609
Did I upset you???

>>715338231
>here are some cool weapons!
>oh dont use them they break after 2 fights!
The gameplay loop is using weapons to fight enemies to get more weapons (and Invisible xp) so enemies and chests upgrade to get stronger weapons to fight more enemies etc.
The "Use what you find" style of weapon usage encourages more variety and ties in with the game's forage style gameplay thematically.
>here are some cool flying machines and vehicles!
>oh dont use them your battery will only last 20 seconds!
Which encourages you to engage with the game's mechanics to build more efficient vehicles and use the batteries to refill your gauge and collect bigger power storage

>here are some cool places to climb and explore!
>oh dont climb them your stamina will run out !
Theres always like 5 different options to approach a movement based obstacle in those games you are barely if ever locked into climbing if you dont want to. If you do you can get better gear to climb with and invest in stamina buffs. You are complaining about having to engage with the games mechanics

>>715337636
kek
/thread

>>715343656
Go back to your dead furrybait thread

>>715343686
>oh dont use them they break
how does one logically come to that conclusion? it's melee ammo, no one gets ammo for their gun in a video game and says "oh I better not use it because then I wont have ammo!" are people just brain damaged or something? use the consumables in the video games, retards. You have a fucking inventory limit, you will come across weapons and be unable to pick them up, because you stupidly neglected to use them, for fuck sake.

>>715337771
The flying contraption in TTK is so disappointing, the steer stick makes it so boring to use and you need it to have proper control.

oooooooohhh I am adventuring

>>715343834
Keep posting Palworld? Ok, fine, but only if you insist!

>>715344072
genshin is the superior adventure game because the word is actually filled with neat oddities, bits of lore, and major quests outside of the main storyline.

>>715344072
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE DERETE THIS

>>715343838
when you shoot a gun in the video game too many times the gun doesn't disappear from your inventory

>>715344203
some games have special guns that you discard after ammo runs out, I guess

>>715341395
>it's literally empty
It looks good from a distance, the potential was there.
Like I said, it should have been filled in better with more interesting stuff.

>like fucking what
Climbing and gliding were both great ideas.
Surfing your shield would also have been cool if it didn't break it after 20 seconds. And climbing becomes impossible as soon as it starts raining.
So I'm guessing those are the "stop having fun" meters you're talking about.

>>715344160
Genuinely how the fuck did Genshit get this right but Zelda couldn't. Are they afraid of alienating their zero attention span audience?

>>715344302
some games are sparse enough with ammo that you weigh the pros and cons of switching it off for a different gun when the opportunity arises
>>715344203
in this context the gun is an inventory slot, you dont permanently lose an inventory slot in Breath of the Wild either, you're free to get more melee ammunition, and believe me there's plenty

>>715344482
>Are they afraid of alienating their zero attention span audience?
its nintendo, they make games for tiny children.

>>715344336
shield surfing uses no durability on snow, sand, and when it's raining
git gud

>>715343305
Luv Nuts n Bolts
Luv Zelder
Simpleas

>>715344546
yeah, and grass breaks a solid steel shield, makes sense.

>>715337506 (OP)
That game fuckin sucks. Bought it on launch and was horribly disappointed. Couldn't believe how others were enjoying it.

>>715343838
Its the same autism that compels some people to hold onto consumable items until the credits roll

>>715344693
BUT WHAT IF I'LL NEED IT LATER???

>>715344523
They used to make games for all ages

>>715338267
>pausing and digging through menus during combat
>fun

>>715337771
>have that kind of tech but no tactical nukes to blast ganondorfs ass
Why even bother?

>>715337506 (OP)
>hurr durr white man adventure meme
>Fucks up grammar horribly.

>>715344072
>see that nail way above that mountain
>you can climb up there

>>715344805
>pausing and digging through menus during combat
>fun

Yes it is. Being able to instantly and dramatically impact any combat situation through and interface of endless invention and creativity is fun. Maybe one day other developers will catch up.

>>715344497
That's not really a good comparison. When a good melee weapon disappears from your inventory, the weapon and its unique capabilities are gone for good. When you run out of ammo for a unique gun in some shooter RPG, you just pick up more ammo and continue using it.

The "melee ammunition" analogy doesn't work because there isn't heaps of interchangeable "ammunition" everywhere.

>>715344072
>>715344160
>>715344482
Say what you want, but I will never touch the otaku pandering anime game

>>715344805
>>715344959
What you CAN do is fun
The mechanics of how you do it (Scrolling through a horizontal menu) sucks donkey ass.
I loved both nuzeldas and the first thing I thought in Totk was "Could nintendo not have thought of a more graceful UI solution for this?"

Even just adding a vertical element to the menu with the items in different category rows would have made a huge difference

would an "ammo" system for melee weapons have improved things?
like whetstones or some shit?

>>715345043
>"Could nintendo not have thought of a more graceful UI solution for this?"
They could have, but they wanted to sell you a new console instead.

>>715345089
Perhaps, but then the inventory size problem would get even worse.

>>715340401
that pic actually looks way more soulful than botw

>>715344497
>some games are sparse enough with ammo that you weigh the pros and cons of switching it off for a different gun when the opportunity arises
>you're free to get more melee ammunition, and believe me there's plenty
the problem is that the vast majority of botw's weapons are ass and not even suitable for lategame enemy camps.
while those aformentioned games with sparse ammo, all of your weapons are useful at any point in the game.
you have to go out of your way to get useable weapons in the lategame when the average bokoblin is black or silver.

>>715345128
piece of shit ruining gaming from beyond the grave

>>715345039
>the otaku pandering anime game
but enough about BotW

>>715345039
Have fun eating shit instead I guess.

>>715337771
Lewis Weir...

>>715345316
technically true

>no dude, it's actually really fun when the whole game is shallow and offers little actual depth or challenge and when the "combat" is as complex as a gacha game because uh... the game wants you to experiment! By constantly slapping weapons out of your hands, making you open menus and screaming at you to stop having fun! A vehicle exploding after 10 seconds is a good thing! Please stop complaining!
Fully convinced BOTW fans never played anything more complex than Call of Duty and FIFA.

>>715345043
Low IQ every time

>>715345128
Yeah bro, just look away from the TV screen and down at your lap. Thats good for the game. How would I do this in handheld mode again?

Low IQ every time.

>>715337781
The core gameplay still sucks. You're paying $80 for some boss fights.

>>715339685
Link isn't exploring Antarctica. He's trying to save his country. He doesn't even have amnesia this time.

>>715345532
That's unfair to COD and FIFA fans. Even they are less retarded.

>>715344482
I want to say it had a bigger budget. I assume Nintendo barely spent money on it at all.

>>715343526
haha no one fell for your stupid bait

>>715337506 (OP)
>just make you're own fun bro
no thanks

>>715337506 (OP)
>>715337636
Koroks and shrines are boring.
There are some badass loctaions to explore in this game and quests, but the vast majority of the world is just boring and copy paste.

>>715338632
Would couldnt they just add more lines to this menu. Literally no one but falseflagging snoys defend this

>>715345029
>When a good melee weapon disappears from your inventory, the weapon and its unique capabilities are gone for good.
until you inevitably obtain one again. if the uniqueness you're referencing is an elemental type, there's other items with those elemental abilities. if you're referencing a weapon type, those are plentiful too. use the ammo up and stop bitching, autist.

>>715345290
I didn't have to go out of the way to get weapons in late game, so I cannot relate. They practically rain down upon you all game long, progressing to better weapons, all game long.

>>715347471
you are a retard.

>>715337506 (OP)
im brown

>>715347732
HAHA! Very funny anon!

>>715346965
BotW and TotK had been in production for a combined 11 years. They had to be paying their employees during that time.

>>715337636
t.

>>715348032
see >>715339732

>>715347890
that doesn't mean they had a lot of employees working on it

>>715344160
>>715344482
Funny how Genshitards still seethe 5 years later but have zero idea what BotW is.
This reminded me of when they were arguing Genshit is better because BotW has no biomes and it's just grassy fields all around.

>>715348258
It's funny to laugh at Genshin troons. All /v/ desperately wants is a BotW/TotK but none exist. To actually make one, it would require talent.

>>715348071
It's an inherent difference in mindset, my melanin rich friend

>>715348032
>theirs nothing up their

>>715348258
>but have zero idea what BotW is.

? you retards post about it all the time, we know exactly what it is

>>715348336
>suddenly you need "talent" to make shallow ubislop with random gimmicks thrown in
Nu-zelda is the equivalent of chinese videogames. Chinks (and gooks too) love making games that are wide as the ocean but deep as a puddle and throw in random gimmicks without any deeper thought or intent to it.

>>715348353
it is a videogame made for children, there is no "im going to do this because its a challenge" factor.
the "shit fuck we cant render the whole gameworld" fog also takes away the sightseeing aspect.

>>715343441
>posts a webm where a guy has 98 batteries achieved by stumbling around in the dark for 40 hours
I know because I've done it myself. It's not fun

>>715348258
botw is like genshin without the game part, it's just a tech demo in comparison

>>715343135
>shiny
worthless cooking item
>different
types of worthless cooking shit
>interesting
interesting

the game looks good and the quests and dungeons around the divine beast are great but everything else is collectathon timewasting shit that doesn't reward the player with anything that changes the game
want to do cool shit with different items during a fight? you're gonna have to scroll through 17 pages of different varieties of moblin foreskins you've collected

>>715348336
>posts a webm of something that actually looks cool
What was that supposed to show

>>715348336
now this is podracing

>>715348496
Yeah, having your entire knowledge about the game being webms like this is how you ended up thinking BotW has no biomes, no lore to find and no major sidequests.

>>715348336
.

>>715348786
so you're saying there's a hidden side of botw that no tendie has made a webm about in the years since it has been out?

that they post all these brown empty open world with shit combat webms to fool us?

>>715348786
no one said it didn't have those things

>>715348929
Reminder that this is schizo has been seething for 8 years now, still posting the same emulation glitches every day.

Spare a thought and think about how this troon has WASTED his fucking life seething on 4chan every day.

That's the power of how amazing this game is. Seething schizos will never recover and be haunted in their death beds.

Feels good.

>>715349056
>Reminder that this is schizo has been seething for 8 years now,
>still posting the same emulation glitches every day.
lol talk about fucking projection
that has never been a clip of an emulator but you've been saying it was for 8 years apparently

>>715349056
Was this supposed to look good? You never played a game with slow-mo and such basic combat before?

How can any game compete?

>>715348786
>no lore to find and no major sidequests
Well no it doesn't really have lore. You barely learn anything about the world that isn't just shown in the main quest. Even more annoying in TotK when they pretend to have a continuity only to mostly ignore the events of BotW (where the fuck are the giant beasts). And sidequest are extremely barebones, even compared to Genshin which is a free mobile game. Actually Genshin has much deeper lore too...

>>715349173
>that frame rate
>literally nothing is happening
just cause would make you shit bricks

>>715349056
>slo mo
>giant flashing arrows over the enemies heads
>this is the good stuff

>>715349143
How's YEAR NINE of your Zelda meltdown going so far?

>>715349056
>bonk bonk wahoo
You guys really think this is good combat? Or are you just pretending? Wuwa has better combat and it's a free mobile game

>>715349273
you are mentally ill

>>715348673
The "game part" in Genshin is opening 14804 chests with 2 primogems, 1 sigil and Old Merc's Pal?

I have bokoblin fatigue

>>715347513
>say untrue thing
>resort to name calling
sure showed me

>>715349332
there are like 99999 quests and npcs and puzzles and domains on top of all that kino exploration yes plus the far more interesting gameplay

>>715349332
Oh no it has a lot of content. That's... bad!! I'd rather stumble around in the dark looking for 20 hats for 30 hours.
You can't see any of those icons on the in-game map btw so don't even pretend

>>715349332
That liminal space is so creepy, I wonder what their plan for it is.

>>715349560
backdoor to khaenriah or where a new nail or something is going to drop

>>715349332
kinda crazy to think how many hours of game are in that picture. Sumeru's forest was like, fuck I can't even imagine. I want to say it was way over 100 hours. Then the two pictured desert regions were like 40 hours each maybe? The island was like 10-20 hours, that one was kinda short but fun.

>>715349056
>If I ride my extremely fragile horse into the middle of yet another bunch of bokoblins, I can make the combat seem cool instead of boring!

>>715349056
That's the most baseded thing I've ever read. A fucking tranny wasted their life for 8 years in a miserable slump?? Oh my god that's so fucked and hilarious.

>>715337506 (OP)
BotW and TotK are the kind of games I would call "Tiktok fun", and that goes for any game where the fans tell you that you need to make your own fun. 95% of the time you're playing them you're bored out of your mind by the dull, repetitive, copy-pasted content that offers no challenge. But the physics and building systems let you do stuff that seems really cool for about 20-30 seconds, which is enough to get posted on social media for upvotes. Of course nobody every shows the hours of grinding for materials or retrying the same thing over and over until your stasis rock fling trick finally happened to work, never mind that you could've accomplished the exact same thing a at least ten times easier with standard methods. I've seen huge fans of these games play them and I have yet to see any of them do anything more interesting than cutting down a tree to make a little bridge across a river, but they'll constantly gush about how the game is an outlet for their creativity or some other bullshit like that.

>>715349173
You can build a flying vehicle in terra tech and it will run better than this.

My hothusband, Link!
>>715349378
Link doesn't...!

Until I can play this game on PC with my PS5 controller I ain't touching that.

>>715349056
>reminder that you've had someone living rent free in your head for 8 years

>>715337884
You can't reach death mountain like that, there is a trail for it and you need to be fireproof.

>tendies instantly fall silent when pointed out slowmo shooting isn't new and that you can build flying vehicles in other games with better performance
Oh no no no no no

>>715352647
>Schizos have to stack up every game ever made to compete with TotK and fall silent when you ask them to point out a better adventure game.

Oh no no no no no

>>715349056
If only Wukong had those schizos...

>>715353397
>ask them to point out a better adventure game.
genshin impact

>>715353397
>when you ask them to point out a better adventure game.

Tendies truly are the most subservient goycattle slave caste in /v/

>>715353397
The funny part is how someone always answers Elden Ring and you sheep never acknowledge it. Then again, I understand subhuman cattle choosing to ignore a game whose mere existence completely shatters everything that shapes their world view.

>>715355605
>>715356738
>>715358180
Genshin Impact and Elden Ring.

None of these games have an ounce of the design complexity of BotW - never mind TotK.

They are baby-tier games in design comparison.

>>715358638
LOL
good one, anon.
next you'll tell me that game journalists have good opinions!

>>715358638
You shitskins can't play either
Your opinion is as worthless as you

>>715337636
I loved being able to climb and mantle over anything, but the paragliding breaks the game.

>>715358881
Let me know when you have an argument

>>715359090
valve did that with the source engine nearly two decades ago, and even made a game where the main gimmick is being able to grab and move prop objects.
is that all you have?

>>715359202
>still can't name a single game

Ooft

>>715360247
if you dont know what game im talking about then there is no point in talking with you because you're just THAT deep into an isolated bubble.

Everyone complaining you have to travel in an adventure game is retarded btw.
The problem with skyrim isn't the downtime traveling it's that you travel only to find the same 5 bandits in the same cave as everywhere else most of the time.

>>715360582
>only to find the same 5 bandits in the same cave as everywhere else most of the time
Replace the words bandits and cave with bokoblins and camp and BotW/TotK have the exact same issue.

>>715360868
but there's dozens of different enemies in BotW, and the dynamic of the encounter is different 90% of the time

>>715338743
>you wont be able to play your game if nintendo bans you. even if you go offline.
me when I lie

>>715360989
>but there's dozens of different enemies in BotW
Lol. You have 3 main enemy types that comprise 90% of the encounters and 4 overworld bosses, and lynels are the only interesting fights out of those 4.
>>715360989
>the dynamic of the encounter is different 90% of the time
Again, lol. Every encounter plays exactly the same unless you're a YouTuber and going way out of your way to set up scenarios for your videos that would never naturally happen.