Cyberpunk 2077 is a good game. Don't pretend otherwise.

synth incel sucks figuratively

>>715342265 (OP)
cope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNT7pbYu_c4

bitch ass OP

>>715342351
This.
I have never had a Ouija board in my house, and I NEVER WILL. There are just some things you should never mess with.

There's no need for normalfags like you to come here.

>>715342568
name your top 5 video games now

>>715342265 (OP)
>Synthetic Degenerate thread
Who's gonna post it?

>>715342265 (OP)

It's ok but nothing special

>>715342265 (OP)
It's an okay game stuck with a shitty open world. It would have been significantly better in a more linear crafted experience.

Why are right winger obsessed about interracial marriage?

>>715342619
this is the literal faggot nu/v/ worships because he a doomposting tranny... but on youtube!

>>715343249
Black women are the epitome of sensuality.

>>715342265 (OP)
Cyberpunk has to be one of the greatest examples of sunk cost fallacy in all vidya. Even after it came out as a stuttery, buggy mess without even half of what was promised, you've still got demented defenders trying to convince you it's some overlooked masterpiece. Actually incredible levels of fan delusion on display here, might even surpass tendies in their willingness to swallow shit and call it gourmet

THE GAME THAT FILTERED SHITTHETIC TRAN FOREVER!!!!

>pseudo-rightwinger who sucks donald trumps cock and attacks everyone who didnt vote for him
love me some "extremists" from 4chan

Shitthetic tran sistas... why did we download a 50hz rom of Castlevania 1? and also pretend that the stopwatch is the best weapon, when it is in fact the cross? Why are we so gay and retarded?

>>715342265 (OP)
I really think it is now but its not the game they originally announced and Im not really interested in the game they released. Anime slaps though.

Thinking about the fact that shitthetic tran played this game for 5 minutes, got bored, then declared it shit tier.

Shitthetic tran faggot cocksuckers... why didn't he play Contra for the list? Is he the biggest imaginable retard in the entire world?

Isn't it interesting that Shitthetic Tran told his chat he would play Ninja Gaiden II and then he never did? I think it's pretty interesting.

Shitthetic tran, because he is a gay retarded faggot nigger, refuses to play this game.

>>715342265 (OP)
That guy looks like he likes futanari

>>715343689
True. I have noticed the open world come apart at the seams, but man, the story and voice acting were top notch. Wish it were more condensed, like cut the half of the city, but leave the existing content.

>>715343893
Agreed!

>>715342619
>Who's gonna post it?
yw

>>715343279
He gained a following by being a terrible gamer and hating everything everything except Tranny-Bear Sodomy Gate 3. kek

>>715342265 (OP)
it's boring then and it was boring now

>>715342265 (OP)
What i'm in for?

Has anyone else noticed how, despite propping himself up as some kind of elite high-level gaming taste gamer who is supposedly better than normalfags, shitthetic tran seems to know absolutely nothing about videogames? For instance, he forgot to play Bionic Commando.

it isn't thougheverbeitst've

>WAHHHHHHHHH GRADIUS IS BAD BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH FUTA PORN IN IT
Unsubscribed immediately.

Removed my subscription from his youtube channel after he..... nevermind I was never subscribed in the first place.

>>715343249
It's like mixing ice cream and horse shit in a bowl. Not good, also you just ruined the ice cream.

>*filters shitthetic tran in your path*
How did they do it, /v/?

>>715342265 (OP)
>post synthetic nigger content here
Don't mind if I do. :)

I removed my subscription from his youtube channel when he got filtered by Gradius - when did you, /v/?

>>715343942
Do people actually believe that's me?

>>715344201
Huh? You're asking me? Probably the fact that we're 20 episodes into his podcast and he's still only covered 7 years of games since 1985.

>>715343249
Their entire ideology doesn't survive peer review unless their peers are identical in thought and appearance. They are completely incapable of making any form of concession from their stance.

>>715344185
What fucking possesses someone to fucking record themselves doing this

>>715342265 (OP)
Don't mind me jannies, I'm just posting Synthetic Faggot content in a Synthetic Faggot thread. :)

>>715344205
Of course.

>>715344185
I really wish I hadn't seen this.

>>715344326
Forgot the video. Ooops. :)

>>715344326
ugh, this thread is about Cyberpunk 2077. go be a janny in stopkillinggames eceleb worship threads

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>>715344386
looks nothing like my desk.
nice try tho

>>715343942
This is there hero?

>>715344454
autistic mannerisms give it away that's him

>>715342617
Jackie Chan
Knack
Knack 2
Mario
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

>>715342265 (OP)
could have been much better game if they stuck to the original vision of 2018 or so

instead of immersive rpg it's play once and forget fps

>>715344579
where's the Raichu then?
inb4 2 rooms
no way syntheticChud can afford a goon cave AND a gamer room

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>>715344158
You know i have no idea what tuber tranny you guys are talking about but I think this just to top of my list of things that aren't good about gradius

>>715344803
>gradius is shit because some random zoomie futafag got filtered while playing it
errr what did anon mean by this? is he stupid?

Just because I'm annoyed with trannies infesting vidya doesn't mean I'll support a deranged chudcel. They're all two sides of the same coin.

>post yfw "just focus - you're better than them"
>post yfw DFTR in general

>>715344857
No i mean I agree that gradius should have more futa porn in it because I'm a sick freak
But apparently he just thinks it's too hard or something which is pathetic.

>Josh "I always wanted to be a girl" Troon
>Josh "Besitality is hot" Troon
>Josh "I like Rebecca (11) from Pani Poni Dash" Troon
>Josh "My porn folder is so depraved that if it was leaked I'll kill myself" Troon

Nice self appointed moral arbiter of the internet, kiwitroons.

>>715344929
is the webm from kiwitrannies? if so, makes sense.

>>715342265 (OP)
It's mid. Although there are somewhat unique mechanics introduced in the gameplay, it's incredibly poorly balanced at all levels of play, highly restrictive in ways that players need to mod to improve, and never a mechanically consistent experience unless you're playing stealth.

>>715342265 (OP)
Cope

average /v/ e-celeb

>>715342265 (OP)
>thread is still up
Then the synthetic man posting must continue.

[Sad News] shitthetic tran's biggest cocksuckers are now calling him out.

>>715345252
>disgusting shit
Why is synthetic man like this?

>>715345252
what the fuck

[Uplifting and inspiring news] Individuals in shitthetic tran's comment section are starting to notice that he is a gay retard faggot who knows nothing about videogames!

>>715345252
very clearly not him but still kinda funny

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>>715345252
confirmed not him

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>>715345252
where did you guys find this video anyway
also why the fuck would anyone upload a video of themselves like this

i played cyberpunk for about 10 hours before giving up. it is one of the most boring games ive ever played. i really mean that. it was just awful.
it blows my mind that people can play these western rpgs and think they're decent, let alone great. witcher 3 was shit. cyberpunk was shit. skyrim was shit. absolute garbage

>>715342265 (OP)
>DSP but he's a right-wing grifter who panders to /v/ and /r9k/

lol no thanks

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>>715345252
Deboonked
I wish I had a gooner bf tho
https://www.redgifs.com/users/starhere?order=top

>>715345858
good to know Synth is not that degen yet

>>715345858
we sure thats not Synthetic' alternate ego?

>"Pekora being in Death Stranding 2 is a symbol of the male loneliness epidemic" says guy for simped for a vtuber
>Plays Blue Archive on Stream few days later
it was a fun playthrough but what was he thinking?

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>>715346014
true, we've never seen them in the same room.
definitely not debunked.

>>715346015
>when he says he "currently has a positive relationship with a vtuber"
lol this fucking faggot... he literally calls her out for ghosting him on his stream and vaguely threatens leaking their dms and is still pretending that interaction is positive

>>715342265 (OP)
What's with all these shut-ins who rant about degeneracy constantly but at the same time are addicted to fetish pornography?

>>715342265 (OP)
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>>715345252
You guys make these threads, just so you can shitpost about Synthetic Man, am I right?

>>715345858
Who is this guy and why is he claiming to be Synthetic Man?

I cant hate the dude, he's too much like me but with a less fucked up life. Wish him the best

>>715346086
It's just projection. They see their own shortcomings and instead of accepting reality, maybe even make changes to their behavior, they rather blame other people.

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>>715346207
Not to single this guy out, but why do people who can't grow proper facial hair insist on growing it out? Either be clean shaven or have a proper beard if you can, nobody likes these wispy pube beards

>>715343249
because it's fun to hate people and make them feel bad about themselves :)

>>715345551
it's from redgif, it's not synth

>>715342265 (OP)
Why is Synthetic Man like this? We must keep on posting this until we find an answer.

>>715343249
Because race mixing is bad. Just look at what Synth's mom produced when she race mixed with a nigger spic.

>>715346563
that's not synth, it's this homo https://x.com/dttherien, you probably can find that same video if you scroll down enough

>>715346671
HOLY FUCK his mom is hot
he must've been born when she was 16 or something

Reminder that the guy spamming this Synth BBC shit is one of his former fan called Husky who is an actual Chink IRL who got banned after actually posting Blacked shit "jokes" in his chat, like when he was playing some gacha shit with women in it and the retard just went "Oohhh she rook like she curd use a BBC ooohoo". This is all just straight up projection from his side onto someone he's eternally going to be buttmad over now.

>>715343981
>hey choom I for some reason know you're at the quest location, allow me to explain why you're there. I need you to kill someone
Pretty fun though

>>715346563
Is the Synthetic Man... in the room with us?

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>>715344998
Kiwifags have an entire board dedicated to trannies (it's totally for the purpose of documentation though!!!!). That tells you everything you need to know about them.

i tried playing but i was bored to tears
why should i kill random people on the streets?
why should i join in gang fights?

>>715345348
Never let them forget that they made excuse after excuse for him despite his degeneracy and /v/ parroting nogames attitude being clear from the outset, and that they only turned once he simped for a vtuber their leader didn't like.

Synthetic Man may be a degenerate, but he grabs /vpol/'s retarded anti-woke rhetoric and is actually consistent with it, which means that he doesn't do retarded copes about how "t-t-t-this game isn't woke, actually"
The result, of course, is that he doesn't believe in the GWGB meme.

>>715343942
Lmao do you fags actually think that's him, holy autistic face blindness

>>715345348
I bet those kiwifaggots were seething when he played blue archive

>>715348930
No, he's worse because he actually has to play the games for the video footage, while the people that latch on to the first screencap that some faggot here spams at least have the excuse of being nogames shitposters.

>>715342265 (OP)
I remember when this guy started rambling about liking futa and condemning racemixing during his TOTK review

>>715342265 (OP)
another synthetic cuckold thread?
please kill yourself nigger

>>715345348
irrelevant to the super important subject of this thread but when did kiwifarms turn so political?
I just remember them being weird directionless stalkers, now it seems like they get triggered and target someone specific. Was it when that tranny got the site nuked?

>>715349810
It became a refugee site as various places cracked down on anything disagreeing with current year politics.
IIRC the problems first started when null invited crystal cafe refugees and had to white knight for them until they established their own thread territories.
Null getting more and more self important hasn't helped, either.

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>>715348778
He actually had his dad on stream a few weeks back and asked him the "Futa question" , meaning, whether if he would prefer them to have testicles that are internal, like, hidden inside the body, or external like a hanging ballsack and he actually got weirded out by that shit and even the chat began cringing like crazy over it.

https://www.youtube.com/live/gKpU1pE8-vM?si=gcUDWh3eWwf2jKHv&t=5607

dunno what the fuck is happening in here I just like the game

>>715347673
>hey bro I see you are lonely and mentally fucked up, just like me! Want to be an even bigger fuckup together?
>I donated 100$ to him and he told me I'm a retard, now i'm gonna spend 9000 hours in vegas and photoshop pictures to prove harder I'm a mentally ill faggot who has nothing else to do.
I don't even need to know this guy as the golden rule is always this: if you are a "loser" the people who contact you, your "followers" and try to be seen by you are going to be padded room materials.

>>715350391
I would beat the fuck out of my degenerate faggot son if he ever even considered asking me such a disrespectful question, how little must he think of his father to ask him such a thing?
Obviously they have balls.

>>715350391
The way he interacts with Kirsche is actual proof as to why he has no girlfriend. Like, he's genuinely a fucking sperg when it comes to just normally talking to women. He sperged out on stream for 2 hours straight talking about how she "ghosted" him because she didn't reply to his messages in the past 2 days anymore despite previously having messaged him herself for like a week straight. Went into doom talking about how she probably just used him for attention and when it was quenched, she went on to someone else new or whatever... then it turns out that in all his sperging, word of it got to her about it and she message him back saying that she was literally just busy with IRL stuff, like, actually having to travel around for work she was doing or whatever and didn't have time to chat, then made him look even more pathetic by telling him "if you ever want attention from me, you do know you can just keep messaging me until i reply, right? it's possible i just didn't see your message or hear the notification'.

It's genuinely pathetic. And we know of all this because he openly talked about it on stream. He has no filter. He talks about how he doesn't want to give out too much detail about his personal life online, yet he always just does this shit, because his chat managed to groom him into a false sense of safety where he can just trauma dump about everything to them openly as if he was in a therapy session. They also just keep on encouraging his degenerate shit further and further.

The few times he had actual good people there trying to help him, specifically with bringing him to Christ, because he said he is "spiritual" or whatever, believes in a higher being out there, but just isn't willing to accept Christian God because he feels "betrayed" or "abandoned" by Him because he didn't do as he said and prayed for as a child... He just got extra mad at them, called them retards who pretend to be better than others or some shit then banned them.

>>715350616
he doesn't actually respect his parents. he says he is "close" to them as in, he can just talk about anything to them like he would with friends, which is why he feels comfortable enough to just ask him such retarded. he doesn't actually respect him. so that's bad regardless of whoever tries to claim you should be your child's "best friend". no, you can't raise them up like that, you can't lecture them or anything if you don't have authority over them and they don't respect you. being their "best friend" means they won't actually take you seriously or listen to what you have to say.

>>715350616
So how many sons you have?

>>715342265 (OP)
>enters the thread expecting people to shit on his stupid opinions and taste
>they're obsessed with IRL drama

Cyberpunk genre is overrated.

>>715352241
they're both intrinsically intertwined.
you can't talk about one without mention the other.

>>715352241
Now you know, anon. Any thread that has this picture of Ryan Gosling with the weird shit in his head is just a stealth thread about this e-celeb /vpol/ grifter.

>>715352312
for real for real
It's just "corpo bad revels good" every time

>>715343942
>no irl friend
>no gf
>using discord ever
lol I'm not suprised desu

>>715352327
>>715352339
yeah but i wanted to hear
>x game actually sucks
>he's a retard for thinking x game is satanic humiliation ritual

the new systems makes it so much better to play than from the original launch
and was pleasantly surprised by the dlc

really hope they scale down with the sequel
please no open world or photorealism

test

>>715352173
none, anon, I was just making a stupid joke

>>715343942
This is complete insanity

>>715342265 (OP)
It sucks, and you ruined Cyberpunk.

>>715352662
The DLC has the navmesh being broken, a scene full of generic npcs where once again you just walk up to the quest marker, and hit x to continue the linear story (with broken nav meshes so people are phasing through stairs during their gay song that they act so proud of.) and a rail shooter where ragdolls break, and you have people tposing after being shot.

>>715353794
that's normal behaviour from /gif/ posters

lol

>>715343942
KEEP SUCKING IT