Never kill yourself

Always kill yourself
The next roll is always better

Always kill yourself

I'm going to kill myself RIGHT NOW because I'll never have the chance to have a snack dish like that.

>>715346995 (OP)
do wypipo really?

>>715346995 (OP)
This is actually very healthy food wise

>>715346995 (OP)
whyt folx get this kinda stuff for breakfast, take one bite and then run out of the house because they're getting late

>>715346995 (OP)
>all that canned shit
learn to cook it's not that difficult and it can be fun
>inb4 muh I don't have the time
pan cooking takes less than 30 minutes

>>715346995 (OP)
>>715347189
>>715347159

cant be hurt if i try it just ONCE

>>715346995 (OP)
I will kill myself if I ever eat wypipo food, grotesque!

You're right, I should be thankful to my jewish overlords for letting me eat all of this ultraprocessed crap.

>>715346995 (OP)
Based. I like tinned fish and crackers.

>>715346995 (OP)
How can you tell people to not kill themselves and be convinced you're doing a good thing if you don't know what's the afterlife like
I know your tricks, you're a ghost trying to gatekeep

For me, it's poached eggs on wholemeal toast with pepper and tiny bit of ketchup.

>>715347197
>pan cooking takes less than 30 minutes
Fried food is unhealthy and tastes like shit most of the time. Enjoy your burned grease.

if you kill yourself you'are ngmi and you didn't beat the game

I killed myself and it was sick. Came back to life because I got bored though, and it's pretty hard to do without the right ritual.

Only real problem with the afterlife is nobody shuts the fuck up. Everything else is sweet though.

>>715347509
not if you use olive oil and low heat

>>715346995 (OP)
Why? Because I might get some fucking stinky ass fish cheese and wine? Go debauch yourself and leave me to die in peace you wretched hedonist.

>>715347509
>you HAVE to cook using vegetable oils
I'm so sorry you were raised this way.

>>715347159
>t. exceeds daily sodium requirements by 500% every meal

>>715346995 (OP)
>serving directly from the tin
zitto animale

>>715346995 (OP)
>Never kill yourself
I've been without running water for over a month haha

>>715346995 (OP)
DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE!
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT!

thread ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9JubUlyUGM

>>715346995 (OP)
Based and hope-pilled.

>patagonia ™ canned food that tastes like wet garbage but costs 22$ USD a can

It sucks, and I'll call it out every time I see it.

>>715347724
I'm on month 3, my water line broke and the town cut it off. I can't afford to fix it. I've had to poop in a bucket and throw it out in the woods.

Despite all that, I'm still not going to kill myself. Go buy some bottled water like the rest of us in this fucked situation.

>cant afford blah blah

go to a church or shelter and they'll literally almost pay you to offload their thousands of gallons of water storage from helene, etc.

>but I can't get there, no transportation...

Call. they will literally deliver water to your house. You don't have to have any qualifying event like storm or anything else. Just tell them your water has been off for over a month.

No one ever used those supplies, so don't act like it's harder than it really is. And don't take it the wrong way, it's not like I don't feel sorry for you, I actually do because i'm in the same situation. But just defaulting to suicide is lame and the easy way out.

Go get some water. I hope things get better for you. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Just don't be so poor that you cannot afford to have running water, lmao