Thread 715347865

No don't bloody touch it.

>>715347865 (OP)
cutting pizza again?

mysterious

I'll just need a deposit of ten dollars. That won't be a problem, right Halligan?

Are you going to stab the only person who ever trusted you with them

>>715347865 (OP)
Remember when Mandalore accused Vinny of being a rapist? I remember.

>>715351065
fuck off with your gay eceleb drama you fucking nigger

Those are my scissors, they took my last pair and put my cubicle further back, my last spot was closer to the bathroom.

>>715351241
>makes a thread about some woke youtube video game review man
>doesn't expect people to call it out
Cucks and SJWs ain't welcome 'round these parts.

>>715351452
Where in the OP is any eceleb mentioned? Fucking retarded zoomer.

I'm German and it's still incomprehensible to me that all the VAs were asked to pronounce "pizza" the German way

>>715351065
Who and who?

>>715349268
>Hullo, this is Anon... I'm calling you to remind you that you currently owe £275 on the scissors account.

>>715351552
Retard

>>715351798
I accept your concession now grab your exit bag and make the world a better place.

>>715347865 (OP)
To be honest, I never would have looked deeper into this game if it wasn't for that one youtube video from a few years ago detailing the plot.

>>715351917
this entire thread is trans-eceleb-coded with inside jokes you fucking moron.

>>715352058
The druid casting an ICBM is probably the funniest moment in the whole game

the mystery of the droooods

>>715352219
MotD was a thing on /v/ way before some faggot made a video on it

>>715347865 (OP)
Imagine being a grown man who works along side a forensics department and still thinking isopropyl alcohol is for drinking.

>>715352421
NOBODY fucking played it, everyone just meme'd the face

>>715352421
In fact, us laughing about the box art is why he made a video about it at all
>>715352462
This is also true

>>715352462
So nobody can ever bring up the game anymore without you dragging eceleb drama into the thread?

>>715352462
>>715352421
Absolutely nobody played it, and because of that one retarded copypasta that got circulated every now and then, most people believed the game didn't even have actual druids and magic.

>>715351552
Why are you pretending? No one gave a shit or knew anything about that game before the review.

>>715352956
Huh? Hasn't it been a meme since forever? I just checked and 1d6chan's earliest articles about it date to 2008.

>kills a hobo for pocket change (and fails at that, too)
>is hated by everyone in the scotland yard
>one of his crowning feats is trying to arrest the ROYAL FAMILY
>even people from centuries in the past instinctually hate him upon first meeting him
Fucking Halligan

>>715353553
What fucking baffles me is like, how Halligan just acts pretty normal in his conversations. He talks like a normie but deep down he's as schizophrenic as it gets. He's into ancient aliens, conspiracies, and lives like a NEET.

>>715352462
>>715352219
We can't have a thread without two absolute asshats being mad for no reason. And some people wonder why 4chan hasn't been relevant in years.

>>715354185
I don't want 4chan to be """relevant""" you fucking normalnigger tourist

>>715347865 (OP)
>MandaloreGaming
>Hero
>Clemps
>SsethTzeentach
Sorry, I'm not gay. All /v/ youtubers are cancer.

>>715354348
the website is fucking dying because of shitters like you. Spreading your venom onto a website because you have anger issues and making everyone miserable. The day every board is gonna be filled with nothing but your kind will you be satisfied, because at the end, you'll be left with equally unhinged depressed fucks who can't do shit but get their kicks out of just spewing their problems at the world, looking for fights with everyone whilst getting nothing in terms of consequences. 4chan used to do shit like community projects and had productive stuff going on. Nowadays? not even the most hardened shitposted I can think of even wants to associates themselves with the site. Because cockroaches like you make the average user experience worse.
I hope you get institutionalized.

>>715354465
Notice the lack of mentions of said e-celebs in the OP, you pattern-seeking monkey.

>>715354575
Cool story, keep crying that 4chan isn't popular enough, tourist

>>715354662
Nobody gives a shit about tourists or true 4channers. You're just another miserable illiterate mongrel in the pile.

>>715354936
>I don't care, that's why I just wrote a seething paragraph
kek whatever tourist
No more (you)s

>>715347865 (OP)
>pit-zah
Bongs, is there any regional accent that pronoubces pizza like that.
Do cockneys tell their mates they'd like to grab a slice of pit-zah after a cognac

>>715354637
>too new to remember how much Lord CuckoldGaming and his goonies were spamming /v/ with this trash review when it just came out

>>715355104
see >>715351634
It's the (German) dev house telling the VAs to pronounce it like that

>>715352956
lurk moar, newfag

>>715355161
why germans

>>715355225
>lurk moar, newfag
2005 was 20 years ago.

>>715355602
yeah ive been here since 2005, waddup?

>Just casually stabs his love interest
Halligan is on another level man.
How the hell did he manage to join Scotland Yard?

What game?

>>715357120
Clock Tower, for the PS1

>>715355897
Even better - He apparently got promoted to British intelligence after the whole incident in pic related.

>>715354575
4chan is dying because indians got access to the internet

>>715357314
ty

>>715355602
>20 years and still a newfag
Yikes, you might have a learning disability.

>Mystery of the Druids, an ancient /v/ meme, can no longer be discussed here now because some ecelebrity became away it exists

for the love of fucking God just make a youtuber board already and force these retards over there

>>715359619
This is isn't the net we grew up with, anon. This is their world now, we just post in it.

>>715359619
At least someone told him to kill himself immediately

>>715347865 (OP)
weirdly good voice acting for such a game

>>715352956
it's the cover art that meme'd the game from obscurity into /v/'s consciousness, not some e-celeb who whos

>>715352462
I played it right up until the time travel part. I needed to refer to the walkthroughs a lot anyway, because fucking Halligan won't always have the right conversation options available.

>>715359619
Nobody ever "discussed" it, they just posted the silly face and the copypasta. Why are you so desperately pretending to be an "oldfag"?

>>715360154
cry about it bitch

This thread is actually depressing, man.
Posts discussing the game being outnumbered 5-to-1 by posts screeching like middle schoolers about the most inane subjects imaginable.
Why?

>>715364590
change in user demographics

>>715364590
Because e-celebs exist and taint online discourse.
Then retards that hate e-celebs get angrily retarded at the retards reposting e-celeb takes, or even just a perceived e-celeb take, which then further taints the online discourse.
It's just how things are now, and if you can't derive entertainment from it, I'd suggest finding another hobby outside of shitposting on /v/

>>715366496
>why are you always bitching about these weeds?
fuck off

>>715367061
see the thing about that analogy is, people who notice weeds in their yard actually get rid of the weeds

since you cannot actually get rid of the "weeds" on /v/, what you're doing is tantamount to just standing in the middle of your yard and screaming at the weeds in front of the neighbors

nothing changes, nothing gets fixed, you're just bitching

>>715367543
>why are you always bitching about these weeds?
hope I made your day slightly worse you dick sucking nigger trash

>>715359619
why would making an eceleb thread fix the problem of the jannies not deleting shit that isnt videogames
do you think these people self-moderate?

>>715351636
A fat guy and a tendie with a shitty band

>>715355375
Because they knew that you would nazi it coming

>>715347865 (OP)
>Makes up his mind that he has to drug the hobo to steal his change
>Told about laboratory alcohol and that it's labelled on the shelf
>Still needs to check the bottle for fingerprints using powder to know alcohol is alcohol
The German mind is truly an enigma

>thread about a game that's been /v/ culture since before youtube even existed
>election tourists have a melty about e-celebs
it's all so tiring, i think this is the point where i never open this website again, it's lost

>>715373128
eceleb site thoughbeit

why are childless shitlennials still here?

>>715352956
>No one gave a shit or knew anything about that game before the review.
Anon... I know you are baiting, but Mandalore was a /v/irgin once and got all of his vidya taste from this board. There were druid threads here in the 2000s and the drood face was a meme here by 2006 at the latest.

I've literally never seen a screenshot of this game that wasn't the cover from 2007 till this guy played it.

>>715349316
Just need to kill this homeless guy out front

>>715354127
Hey Scully, ever hear about the mystery of the druids?

>>715364590
You can't assume anyone has actually PLAYED that old game they're talking about. It's likelier they've just seen a review or something.

>>715367641
He's right though, and interestingly, trying to help you.

>>715377141
I wonder how Mulder and Scully would fare trying to solve the Skeleton Murders
I think they'd end up getting pretty far, though I guess it depends if they've got their guns because they'd probably just shoot the neo-druids during the sacrifice, they'd probably avoid the whole time travel arc altogether

Pitsa

Germany sure has made a lot of point-and-click adventures