Why do these kino games enrage Millennials so much?

https://youtu.be/To51JuV1AeM

>>715348647 (OP)
Both kino games apart from performance issues with Survivor.

>>715348728
I mean, they're not perfect but Survivor was great for the most part besides the final boss being a bit meh. I really liked how they developed the parkour/movement powers and made it so much more than a shitty uncharted clone.

>>715348647 (OP)
these are good games

Survivor's PC issues aside the main thing I wish it had was allowing you to change to any saber stance at any time

Luckily there's a mod for it and surprise surprise when I installed it I suddenly started using saber stances I almost never touched in my first playthrough a lot more for specific encounters

>>715348647 (OP)
>enrage
they don't though. I beat fallen order and it was like a 6.5/10.

>>715348924
There's a mod for that.

Please don't fuck up the 3rd game, please don't fuck up the 3rd game...

>>715349379
I hope we get cool as fuck dark side powers, its clear Cal has suffered too much to handle his emotional side. If we don't see a massive crashout murderhobo spree in the third game I will be disappointed

>>715349509
Cal will control his darksiders, doubt he will go full Anikin and go on a genocide spree.

>>715349379
Cal is either going full darkside with Kata taking the reigns or Merrin and/or Greez is going to die however thanks to EA saying they don't want to do outside franchise IP anymore I guess that story will need to be wrapped up or told in another medium

>>715349379
Padawan Kata could be really cute

Im in the small minority that think Jedi are boring as shit.

I actually had fun with the first one but lost interest and dropped it 7 hours in

>>715350258
Unfortunately your only choices for Sith stories are KOTOR and some EU books.

>>715350381
I think the force in general is boring.

>>715348647 (OP)
Here's an actual kino stars wars game

>>715350350
Ew ai generated pictures

>>715350475
Oh that's just dumb. Don't tell me you're a bounty hunter fag or something.

>>715350258
The more they are elaborated upon the worse it gets

>>715349164
He....just said that dude

>>715350507
Him and Cal better link up in the next game

>>715348647 (OP)
predict who will be in the 3rd game

I think because it's EA Disney non canon slop.

I'm a millennials and I love both games. I put Survivor up there with my favorite pieces of media across the entire franchise (Dynasty of Evil, Revenge of the Sith, Lost Stars, The Complete Saga, etc).

I think the games are mid, but Merril is a 10/10 waifu.

>>715348647 (OP)
disney lightsabers on both games suck
>animations clearly shows cutting a stormtrooper in half
>it gets some glowy scapes instead

>>715350704
The force is gay and so are your opinions

>>715348647 (OP)
These games are awesome

>>715348647 (OP)
everything made post-lucasarts is weak, except battlefront 2 dice

>>715351108
Merrin will definitely be in 5he for rd game

>>715351108
>likely
Ventress, Quinlan Vos, Boba Fett
>possible
Barriss, Baylan, Cad Bane
>slop fanservice
Maul, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Yoda

>>715348647 (OP)
The only thing that enrages me about these games is their painful mediocrity.

>>715351275
t. space fedora tipper

>>715351590
Yoda would be good, also the emperor.

>>715351242
>Merrill
Can't be her. Merrill doesn't wear shoes with soles.

>>715351756
With an n, reeee.

I don't even like the dumb elf

>>715348647 (OP)
>performance is dogshit, especially with the second one
>millennial writing
>gameplay is Dark Souls but worse in every way
>protagonist is the most bland vanilla basic bitch white dude in existence
>his love interest is a sexless girlboss who has zero personality and may as well be a robot
>puzzles are braindead
>can't forget about the contractually obligated "cute" robot sidekick that Disney requires in their nuWars slop
>side characters are generic and boring

Both are a 3/10 and I'm feeling especially generous today.

>>715349509
These games are the only worthwhile thing to come from this franchise post-Disney buyout. I love how the developers clearly don’t give a fuck about rehashing the same Empire vs.Rebels story Disney loves and just take the first opportunity to veer away from it once they’ve fulfilled their contractually obligated sections.

>Its clear Disney told the Jedi Survivor team to include the Inquisitors and Vader
>Inquisitor is killed within the first 10 mins of the game and they’re never mentioned again
>Vader gets one scene where he gets his ass kicked by Cere
>Rest of this game is a kino story of friends trying to find Space Heaven

>>715352040
I was honestly really impressed how the Jedi games manage to solve the problem of "why wasn't this OC Donut Steel Jedi helping out Luke during the OT?" A Jedi who isn't really all that interested in resisting the Empire writ large and just wants to find a hole for him his friends to find peace in is an interesting direction for Star Wars to take.

Contrast to Filoni's pet Mary Sue, Ahsoka, who was intimately involved in the Rebellion and knew everyone yet conveniently was MIA during the movies.

>>715351242
May I see more?

>>715348647 (OP)
Not playing any game series where Debra Wilson manhandles Darth Vader fuck off

>>715349057
Fallen Order is like Stellar Blade but better with the except of backtracking. Good thing they added fast travel in Jedi Survivor.

>>715352360
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>>715352380
Oh, okay, Star Wars Theory.

>>715352465
Thank you.

>>715352380
the prequels making Darth Vader the bestest most POWERFULEST jedi EVER, the prophesied Chosen One born of a virgin is the worst thing that ever happened to this franchise. You can't have Vader ever be on the backfoot or else virgins will complain about it.

Even Vader being pushed around but still winning isn't enough for them, if Vader expends ANY effort they cry

>>715352172
>I was honestly really impressed how the Jedi games manage to solve the problem of "why wasn't this OC Donut Steel Jedi helping out Luke during the OT?
and the answer is simply, they take place before luke ever leaves tatooine. there's still, what, 9 years left after the second game until luke joins the plot?

>>715348647 (OP)
Im a millennial and I enjoyed the first and am currently enjoying Jedi Survivor. I dont know of any millennials who hate these games. The story is completely uninteresting and the characters are droll, but everything else is quite splendid.

>>715352508
>>715352524
Take your black woman power fantasy somewhere else fags

>>715352524
HOLY BASED!

>>715352589
How sad lil bro. You don't act like this in real life, fag. Stop acting like a cringe edgelord just because you're on 4chan and say whatever the fuck you want. You have no balls and a micropenis.

bloated and unoptimized, waste of time and money
make them 20-30 gig and able to run smoothly on a potato, then we'll talk

>>715351590
why is ventress and quinlan vos in "likely" tier, while ahsoka and maul are in "slop fanservice" tier

arent they all clone wars characters? what makes them different?

>>715348647 (OP)
Probably because they're garbage both in terms of game design and in terms of concept and characters. Fuck outta with your focus group tested woke Disneyslop.

>>715352764
You are bitch made

>>715352804
The former characters have uncertain fates while the latter ones have conclusive stories with no reason or time to interact with Cal.

>>715349379
For whatever reason, EA chose not to actively sabotage the series, and even stepped in when a renegade "author" tried to shove her self insert fetish in and derail the character dynamics.
I'm still amazed this happened. I can only assume they're pissed off enough at disney tanking the IP that they're willing to give them the finger.

>>715351952
>I don't even like the dumb elf
Wow! Mean! I love all autistic girls with weird facial tattoos and foreign accents.

>>715353065
I doubt they'd die either given filoni probably wants them for his movie

>>715353114
I do too, unless they're idiots

>>715353076
My personal theory is Respawn is staffed by a bunch of genuine Star Wars autists who love the franchise. Which explains stuff like >>715352040

>>715353076
I think the more likely reason is that a high level executive has a soft-spot for these games in particular, hence why its mostly devoid of EA's kikery.

I beat both of them this year, they're competently executed all around. Probably the biggest thing holding them back is how Vanilla they are

>>715348647 (OP)
Fallen Order was pretty fun.
Survivor was pretty boring, gave up on finishing it around half-way through. Felt like it went overboard with the super-easy-puzzles-to-pad-the-run-time thing. It had already gotten stale by the time I had completed Fallen Order, and it started to become grating with Survivor.

>>715353171
>all of Filoni's characters disappear for 25 years while letting other people defeat the Empire for them
>suddenly everyone meets each other and become pro-active again when they're all elderly

Fuck filoni
Fuck clone wars 2008
Fuck ashoka

Love Genndy
Love Clone Wars 2003
Love Durge

>>715353907
>Quinlan Vos
mentioned in kenobi, but ultimately has to stay hidden (probably gonna die anyway) and specifically helps jedi rather than the rebellion as a whole
>Ventress
Bounty Hunter, has no real reason to assist the rebels in a large capacity so her not being in the OT makes sense
>Maul
dead
>Ahsoka
no excuse for this, theres a reason why it hasnt been addressed yet because yes, ahsoka being alive and present raises major questions as to why she wasnt in the OT given she was helping the rebels in a large capacity

>>715348647 (OP)
>What if Jedi but Souls slop
Miss me with that shit!

>>715348647 (OP)
I liked them, grew up with battlefront 2 and the lego star wars games but the Jedi series has something. also Merin is very *huggable*

>>715354282
Dark forces 2 > jedi shartcast

>Survivor and Fallen Order reference the 2003 Clone Wars shows a bunch

Based

Star Wars is an inherently uninteresting setting
There's enough interesting ideas in the setting to support a couple kitschy adventure flicks, which is what it was conceived as, but for some reason people latched onto it hard and it opened a floodgate of schlock of unprecedented proportions

>>715348647 (OP)
these aren't jedi games, these are soulless slop that cant even get the lightsaber right (its not a lightsaber, its more like a glowing baseball bat)

>>715354282
Based

>>715354602
the durge race bad guy was cool

>>715354669
Because talentless hacks fill their star wars media with member berries and don't explore other parts of the setting it's just the same rehashes of tatooine and fighting stormtroopers

>>715348647 (OP)
Yuuzhan Vong game never ever
because Disney is GAY

>>715354756
>its more like a glowing baseball bat)
Play with Purity Perk enabled then autist

>star wars
>2025

>>715355102
>to get an actual lighstaber you have to play through the entire game with the glowing baseball bat first
Are you stupid or something?

>>715354978
This. KOTOR is the apex of what Star Wars can a should be but sadly, as you said, talentless hacks and took over the franchise to use it as a vehicle to push Marxism and now all we have are rehashes of the same story

>>715353114
waifuscholar, is that you?

>>715355286
ah yes, the Walt Disney Company, a publicly traded corporation, known marxists

people give it a lot of shit and rightfully so, but i still think TOR is the best game for sith/empire bullshit
be nice if we got an actual RPG

>>715355465
you have the intellectual capacity of a ferret

>>715348647 (OP)
Just can't play a game with Debbie man. If it's got woke shit I'm not buying, sorry.

>>715351242
>qt shy goth space Slav shows up partway through Fallen Order
>joins up with the crew at the end, obviously setting something up between her and Cal
>spin-off novel in between the games tries to make her gay
>shows back up in Survivor with a Karen-tier haircut and baggy hoodie clothes (even though you meet her on a desert planet)
>fear the worst
>actually her role is all about being Cal's cool takes-no-shits magical support gf and a large part of the game hinges on their relationship
Nice stuff.

>>715356467
>marxism has nothing to do with economics or the the public ownership of the means of production, it is when black people are in my star wars movie

>>715358120
i pity you deeply

Subpar combat, annoying story where a bugeyed nigger starts preaching to a white dude from the very beginning.
Also lightsabers don’t decapitate people or cut their limbs off with blood, as usual.

>>715348647 (OP)
The first game was a solid 7/10 fun, haven't played the second one though.

>jedi survivor/fallen order
>kino
they are shit anon

>>715348647 (OP)
I loved Elden Ring but this was ass, I didnt even bother beating the tutorial if its cinematic>gameplay

I don't like zoomer Kyle Catarn because he uses light saber as a baseball bat

>star wars game
>lightsaber is a noddle stick

>>715358637
this lmao. The epitome of horrible design

no one wants to play as a ginger

>>715348647 (OP)
>enrage Millennials so much
But I'm 35 and enjoyed these games

>>715348647 (OP)
because we actually had decent SW games.

>>715348647 (OP)
Survivor is dogshit

>>715359367
Cap

>>715348647 (OP)
I wish they didn't make these games soulslikes, the genre does a good job of turning you from a Jedi into a useless faggot that could get raped by the most basic enemy

>>715359647
>here's your lightsaber
>enjoy it!

>>715359647

>>715348647 (OP)
Walking sim with uncharted train level meme climbing.
The story is generic you lose fights in cutscenes.

Star Wars in general is cringe except for Jim Henson's involvement.

That said the first game was an enjoyable Metroid Prime ripoff crossed with just barely servicable enough rollslop.

>>715360276
Wow you finished the opening cutscenes!

you are so right sis, Debra Wilson 3d scan simulators are kino

>>715360081
Lore accurate lightsaber

>>715349379
I don't even want to think about it. This will end either badly or with the studio going under for ignoring the mouse.

I want to play as Ventress

>see cast
>don't buy them

>>715360418
if i'm forced to watch 1 hour of shit before being able to play freely
your game is shit

>>715348647 (OP)
I still haven't played jedi survivor because steam reviews are still complaining about performance issues

>>715361386
they never fixed the game and they never will.

>>715361386
They fixed it on console and they don't give a shit about PC players, as is typical.

>>715360995

>>715360827
>mfw no ventress bounty hunting game
maybe she'll be in jedi 3?

>>715348647 (OP)
they are literally full of millennial writing what the fuck are you talking about

>>715348647 (OP)
idk

Who would win in a fight between Cal Kestis and Jaden Korr?

>>715361794
>maybe she'll be in jedi 3?
But who will be her face scan model?

>>715354602
The real Clone Wars, not that gay ass Filoni shit

>>715349379
>debra dead
>cal going nuclear
The potential is there but Respawn is struggling hard right now.

>>715348647 (OP)
Here is your new Nightsister girlfriend, Jedi

>>715367662
Thank you Force Gods.

>>715352380
>muh Vaderwank

>>715366375
Her VA's character in Marvel Rivals just got a new alt look that looks a LOT like Ventress

>>715367662
How powerful would a Jedi/Nightsister offspring be? Surely they would be downright bathed in the Force.

>>715366484
The director of Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor, Stig Asmussen, left Respawn. I'm calling it right now. The third game is going to be shit.

>>715352380
Ah yes. That same Vader that literally handwaves her away with the force in one cutscene, and then kills her in the next game.

>>715368541
The people who whine about muh Vader have never played the game or even seen the entire scene.

the only enraging part of JS was the double frog challenge. double rancor wasn't very fun either, but double frog was simply pure bullshit.

>>715367662
Sex with Merrin

>>715366375
ideally debicki
her VA has said she'd like to play her though, but she's not an actor

>>715371282
Nawwwww bro. Niamh Algar or bust

>>715348647 (OP)
aren't these the games where the strong independent black woman defeats Darth Vader with ease

>>715371597
>aren't these the games where the strong independent black woman defeats Darth Vader with ease
No
Stop mindlessly parroting shitposts

>>715371597
kinda. they go toe to toe but she ultimately loses and dies

>>715360878
Compared to star killer, cal looks like he wouldn’t hurt a fly and would apologize for killing it

>>715360534
Where’s the blood and dismemberment?

>>715348647 (OP)
>Why do these kino games enrage Millennials so much?
because they invalidate the "there have been no good star wars games since lucas retired" narrative

>>715351646
I accept your concession.

>>715352380
>Debra Wilson manhandles Darth Vader
source?

>>715348647 (OP)
>Why do these kino games enrage Millennials so much?

I don't think about them at all

>>715348647 (OP)
I cant handle the dumb baseball lightsabers

>>715372369
He said your years of MAD TV have accounted for nothing KEK

>>715352552
>>715352552
Zoom zooms have started parroting boomer "fucking millennials" don't over think it

>>715348647 (OP)
shitty average reskins of other games for balding starwars fanboys. The MC animates like a total mong.

>>715358347
>Also lightsabers don’t decapitate people or cut their limbs off with blood, as usual.
this is how i know you didn't play Survivor