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Anonymous No.715348868 [Report] >>715348947 >>715348987 >>715349525 >>715350486 >>715350669 >>715350782 >>715351436 >>715351448 >>715352148 >>715354223 >>715358170 >>715365935 >>715366958 >>715370261
Perhaps the Best Game of the Last 10 Years
Anonymous No.715348940 [Report] >>715349030 >>715349414 >>715350565 >>715351448 >>715352520 >>715354351 >>715354930
Its crazy how PlayStation made a better Mario game than Nintendo ON THEIR 1ST ATTEMPT
Anonymous No.715348947 [Report] >>715349115
>>715348868 (OP)
>mario, snoy
Anonymous No.715348987 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
It doesn't make me horny so it sucks dick, sorry. Stellar Blade is the only good ps5 game
Anonymous No.715349030 [Report] >>715349414 >>715351448
>>715348940
Fpbp. This fact makes tendies super mad too. Dont know why they can't just enjoy this very good game.
Anonymous No.715349115 [Report] >>715349414
>>715348947
**Mario, Good
Ftfy
Anonymous No.715349315 [Report] >>715349414 >>715349529 >>715351448
true its a pretty good game, def the best one i played in the last decade
Anonymous No.715349330 [Report]
Just finished the last challenge levels last night. Pretty good for free DLC.
Anonymous No.715349414 [Report]
>>715348940
>>715349030
>>715349115
>>715349315
kill yourself macaco.
Anonymous No.715349517 [Report] >>715349753
I wouldn’t say that but it is super fun
Anonymous No.715349525 [Report] >>715349609
>>715348868 (OP)
>snoys complain Nintendo makes bing bing wahoo
>Sony copies bing bing wahoo
>snoys call it GOTY
snoys are a parody of themselves at this point
Anonymous No.715349529 [Report]
>>715349315
What's your favorite level?
Anonymous No.715349609 [Report] >>715350393 >>715350404 >>715350497
>>715349525
Sony took what Nintendo had and made it actually good.
Anonymous No.715349753 [Report]
>>715349517
It is super fun
Anonymous No.715350281 [Report] >>715368403
Anonymous No.715350348 [Report] >>715353068
Crazy there's no one on /v/ thats played Astrobot and the only person that makes threads only makes them in relation to shitposting about Nintendo, what a flop of a game.
Anonymous No.715350393 [Report] >>715350509 >>715353139 >>715353695
>>715349609
NTA but every thread for Astro Bot rarely talk about the gameplay outside of a select few anons.
The majority is too busy saying how it won GOTY instead non-stop like a mantra, constantly comparing it to Mario and saying anything about tendies.
Personally I would like it more if it could have an identity of its own instead of waving various dead mascots around and wearing their skin.
If it could do that it wouldn't have left such a sour taste in my mouth. Still a good game though.
Anonymous No.715350404 [Report] >>715353187
>>715349609
Nope, pure confirmation bias on your part. You are nothing but a cult.
Anonymous No.715350436 [Report] >>715352107
Anonymous No.715350486 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
It shitted and flopped even with Sony paying for game of the year. Snoyfags don't buy this trash kids game
Anonymous No.715350497 [Report] >>715350670
>>715349609
not really, movement is nowhere close to as fun as SM64 or Odyssey, also the world feels much more artificial, Mario feels more lived in and homely
Anonymous No.715350509 [Report]
>>715350393
It’s hard to really talk about the gameplay, it’s a simple but fun platformer with some cool use of the dualshock controller. I was surprised how much they got out of just the triggers, seems like something nintendo would do.
Anonymous No.715350565 [Report]
>>715348940
>ON THEIR 1ST ATTEMPT
Ignoring the other bait this one is just really funny considering how many failed furfag mscot platformers sony spammed since the ps1 and then Little Shit Planet. This is just Little Shit Planet with a skinned Sackboy.
Anonymous No.715350669 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
Instantly forgettable.
Anonymous No.715350670 [Report]
>>715350497
I like the movement despite its simplicity, it just needs some dive equivalent and I’d say it’s perfect
Anonymous No.715350782 [Report] >>715350981 >>715351584 >>715351817 >>715352013 >>715352107
>>715348868 (OP)
quite honestly kino
Anonymous No.715350981 [Report]
>>715350782
Literally funkopop the videogame.
Anonymous No.715351373 [Report] >>715351520 >>715353551
What’s your favorite power up
Anonymous No.715351436 [Report] >>715351534
>>715348868 (OP)
Boti Overclocked was better and came out a year earlier.
Anonymous No.715351448 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
>>715348940
>>715349030
>>715349315
all me
Anonymous No.715351520 [Report]
>>715351373
Time slowed levels are probably the most fun, but I liked the size down ones too
Anonymous No.715351534 [Report]
>>715351436
Why have I never heard about that game
Anonymous No.715351584 [Report]
>>715350782
wait wait hold on...
THIS is what snoys are saying beats odyssey? LMAOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.715351817 [Report]
>>715350782
sovl.
Anonymous No.715352013 [Report] >>715352203
>>715350782
>none of those games were made by sony
pathetic
Anonymous No.715352107 [Report] >>715352203
>>715350436
>>715350782
There are no Square-Enix characters in Astrobot
Anonymous No.715352148 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
Maybe on planet retard.
Anonymous No.715352203 [Report] >>715354194 >>715370386
>>715352013
representative of sony's history.
>>715352107
cute cope. you're looking at it.
Anonymous No.715352520 [Report]
>>715348940
lol
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-thought-i-had-possibly-grown-out-of-liking-3d-platformers-but-after-trying-mario-odyssey-it-turns-out-i-just-dont-like-astro-bot.1238844/
Anonymous No.715353059 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.715353068 [Report] >>715353260
>>715350348
Cope.
Anonymous No.715353139 [Report] >>715353514
>>715350393
Same reason I dislike Smash Bros. Its entire identity is "HEYYY MEMBER THIS GUY???"
Anonymous No.715353187 [Report]
>>715350404
This but Nintendo
Anonymous No.715353260 [Report] >>715353316
>>715353068
i got plat too
Anonymous No.715353316 [Report]
>>715353260
Have you played the new speed levels? There's a Master onion tier level at the end.
Anonymous No.715353514 [Report] >>715353606
>>715353139
and that's bad why?
Anonymous No.715353551 [Report] >>715353781
>>715351373
Slow down and sponge
Anonymous No.715353606 [Report] >>715354167
>>715353514
Creatively bankrupt. At least Astrobot is A GAME. Smash Bros is just smashing a bunch of action figures together.
Anonymous No.715353695 [Report]
>>715350393
>every thread for Astro Bot rarely talk about the gameplay outside of a select few anons.
that's because there's only a few of us on here that actually played it
Anonymous No.715353781 [Report] >>715353963
>>715353551
I read that as slow down and splooge at first
Anonymous No.715353860 [Report]
Average Astrobot enjoyer
Anonymous No.715353963 [Report]
>>715353781
Me when I'm trying to last with a baddie
Anonymous No.715354167 [Report] >>715354321
>>715353606
that was sort of the gimmick since 1999. back at a time when crossovers were rare and special, not treated like some corporate bait for sales.
Anonymous No.715354194 [Report] >>715355278 >>715366145
>>715352203
>all those dead IP
>Japan Studio mascots, the studio they shut down
>all the Ape Escape apes
this is a tragedy
Anonymous No.715354223 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
- said nobody, ever.
Anonymous No.715354321 [Report] >>715355278
>>715354167
I agree. Nintendo has been creatively bankrupt since the 90s and relied on brand recognition alone.
Anonymous No.715354351 [Report] >>715354593
>>715348940
This is the 4th astro bot game
Anonymous No.715354593 [Report] >>715354645
>>715354351
1st full game
Anonymous No.715354645 [Report] >>715355217
>>715354593
Rescue mission was a full game
Anonymous No.715354712 [Report] >>715354806
I played this game a month ago on PC via streaming. I liked Mario Odyssey more, which I also played on PC on an emulator. The problem with Astrobot is that all the core mechanics were already invented in free demo, and the game itself is just a set of levels. If you played Astro Playroom, you can more or less consider that you played the whole game.
Anonymous No.715354806 [Report] >>715355274
>>715354712
>via streaming
What, how does that make any sense?
Anonymous No.715354930 [Report] >>715355276
>>715348940
That is how it's suppose to work. Someone makes a good game and then a bunch of derivative games expand on it. They add more of the fun parts and take out the parts that weren't fun. They have the benefit of feedback and a complete game. So every Nintendo game that is a "masterpiece" will have something that comes after that is better.
Anonymous No.715354940 [Report] >>715354981
The poo chi aesthetic is weird and gets weirder when almost everything has it and the only things that don't are the most generic looking things ever. Other then that the game is pretty good, It's about on par with Mario 3d world though somehow even easier lol.
Anonymous No.715354981 [Report]
>>715354940
I think the hidden levels are harder than 3d world’s post game levels
Anonymous No.715355217 [Report] >>715355807
>>715354645
For ants
Anonymous No.715355274 [Report] >>715356531
>>715354806
You rent a PS5, but play it via remote play. There are several apps for PC that support playing over the Internet, for example, chiaki ng or pxplay. And they also work on Mac OS, Android and even Nintendo Switch
Anonymous No.715355276 [Report]
>>715354930
Based Astrobot
Anonymous No.715355278 [Report] >>715355345 >>715355452
>>715354194
would you even want Ape Escape 4 from modern snoy?
>>715354321
let's not forget Mario Bros World and Mario 64 were within the same decade, anon. the jump from 2D to 3D controls and graphical leap of the 90s will never happen again for the industry.
Anonymous No.715355345 [Report] >>715355415
>>715355278
Meh. GTA 2 to GTA 3 was the real innovator.
Anonymous No.715355415 [Report]
>>715355345
still close enough to the 90s to be considered, being from 1999 to 2001.
Anonymous No.715355452 [Report]
>>715355278
>would you even want Ape Escape 4 from modern snoy?
yes, the ape escape level in astro bot was amazing
Anonymous No.715355807 [Report] >>715362815
>>715355217
That doesn’t even make any sense
Anonymous No.715356531 [Report]
>>715355274
Oh
Anonymous No.715357000 [Report] >>715357205
Bump
Anonymous No.715357205 [Report] >>715357323
>>715357000
bump this
Anonymous No.715357323 [Report]
>>715357205
UNF
Anonymous No.715358078 [Report] >>715362868
Do you think the vip bots are cosplay or tf
Anonymous No.715358170 [Report] >>715358308
>>715348868 (OP)
Sure but its mogged by Odyssey and its going to get fucked by Bananza
Anonymous No.715358308 [Report]
>>715358170
I wanna see dk clapping astro’s cheeks
Anonymous No.715359565 [Report]
Anonymous No.715360297 [Report] >>715361307
https://youtu.be/N9yZQEpw_hg?si=FTEhKu9vxHT6Q5rV
Anonymous No.715360529 [Report]
its fun but too easy frfr
Anonymous No.715361307 [Report]
>>715360297
Kino
Anonymous No.715361865 [Report]
Anonymous No.715362664 [Report] >>715362994
Astro bot 2 when
Anonymous No.715362815 [Report]
>>715355807
Not my problem.
Anonymous No.715362868 [Report]
>>715358078
They're all cosplay with a few exceptions like Spyro
Anonymous No.715362994 [Report] >>715364071
>>715362664
Team Asobi's work cycle puts Astrobot 2 in late 2027. Possibly a PS6 launch game.
Anonymous No.715364071 [Report] >>715364497
>>715362994
I was thinking more 2028 or 2029
Anonymous No.715364497 [Report] >>715364569
>>715364071
Nah it only takes them 3 years to ship a game
Anonymous No.715364569 [Report] >>715364628
>>715364497
Took them 4 years between astro’s playroom and astro bot
Anonymous No.715364628 [Report] >>715365753
>>715364569
Covid
Anonymous No.715364658 [Report] >>715364829
you just wanna fuck the Lil robot you gatdam perv
Anonymous No.715364829 [Report]
>>715364658
I want to fuck the bot and play his game
Anonymous No.715365753 [Report]
>>715364628
Oh yeah
Anonymous No.715365935 [Report] >>715366880 >>715367060
>>715348868 (OP)
I'm sad the free updates are probably over with now. Most fun I've had with a platformer in years.
Anonymous No.715366145 [Report] >>715366993
>>715354194
No it isn't. Not every franchise needs to continue pumping out rehashes endlessly and sometimes things are better off having a definitive end,l and ending on a high note, with the occasional nod to the original work down the road.
Anonymous No.715366880 [Report]
>>715365935
This was the only update to have the “thanks for playing” at the end right? Guess we’ll have to wait for part 2 from here.
Anonymous No.715366958 [Report]
>>715348868 (OP)
This game has no business being an exclusive on PS5. Where's the far-left political commentary?
Anonymous No.715366993 [Report] >>715368845
>>715366145
>and sometimes things are better off having a definitive end,l and ending on a high note
It's funny you say that when even the Sony fanboys have been disappointed with the sequels coming from Sony. And it's cleary not what Sony has wanted to do, they want to create long-lasting franchises, they've said so plenty a time
Anonymous No.715367060 [Report]
>>715365935
I wish there was more levels like the Christmas one. Really cool that the DLC was free.
Anonymous No.715367097 [Report] >>715367850
Can I play as Aigis yet? I noticed you couldn't play as all the skins that are in the game.
Anonymous No.715367850 [Report]
>>715367097
As far as I can tell, nope
Anonymous No.715368403 [Report]
>>715350281
hot as fuck
Anonymous No.715368485 [Report] >>715368593
More games need physics.
Anonymous No.715368593 [Report]
>>715368485
The cool thing about a Mario style game on PS5 is that it's not held back by dogshit hardware
Anonymous No.715368845 [Report]
>>715366993
Astro Bot at least is a recent Sony sequel that's the best in its series. I don't care what the average consumer thinks, but if this series ended at Astro Bot, I'd be satisfied.
Anonymous No.715369323 [Report] >>715369562
much like steam deck the only way astroturf can get any sort of attention is as a tool to shitpost about nintendo, very sad
Anonymous No.715369562 [Report] >>715369723
>>715369323
Mario wishes he could be Astro
Anonymous No.715369723 [Report] >>715370114
>>715369562
you should stick to spamming zelda's twitch views this is tragic
Anonymous No.715369935 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_ooljYl60
Anonymous No.715370051 [Report] >>715370345
>Ripoff most Sunshine/Galaxy gameplay
>LOOK WE MADE A GOOD GAME
Anonymous No.715370114 [Report]
>>715369723
Tendie sad that Astro is more popular than his gay ass plumber
Anonymous No.715370261 [Report] >>715370345
>>715348868 (OP)
Mario Galaxy clone with Mario Sunshine mechanics peppered in, I played it in the 2000s my dude, but it's nice to see snoys finally discovered gameplay, maybe now you'll stop buying $70 movies.
Anonymous No.715370345 [Report] >>715370379 >>715370663
>>715370051
>>715370261
Astro Bot is better than mario sunshine though. Way better.
Anonymous No.715370379 [Report]
>>715370345
lol, lmao!
Anonymous No.715370386 [Report]
>>715352203
>representative of sony's history
Third parties and things nobody recognizes, checks out.
Anonymous No.715370528 [Report] >>715370801
>they're still seething over this game
Anonymous No.715370663 [Report]
>>715370345
Yes, Mario Sunshine is weak as shit, easily the worst 3D Mario, why Sony modelled their Mario clone on it when 64, Galaxy, 3D World and Odyssey exist mystifies me, tough they did steal the one thing from Sunshine everyone likes, the nozzle.
Anonymous No.715370801 [Report]
>>715370528
Tendies mindbroken
Anonymous No.715372678 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous No.715372834 [Report] >>715372889
Literally Sackboy Adventures or whatever but with a Sony theme.
Anonymous No.715372889 [Report]
>>715372834
nah, this one actually feels good to play