Thread 715348868

Its crazy how PlayStation made a better Mario game than Nintendo ON THEIR 1ST ATTEMPT

>>715348868 (OP)
>mario, snoy

>>715348868 (OP)
It doesn't make me horny so it sucks dick, sorry. Stellar Blade is the only good ps5 game

>>715348940
Fpbp. This fact makes tendies super mad too. Dont know why they can't just enjoy this very good game.

>>715348947
**Mario, Good
Ftfy

true its a pretty good game, def the best one i played in the last decade

Just finished the last challenge levels last night. Pretty good for free DLC.

>>715348940
>>715349030
>>715349115
>>715349315
kill yourself macaco.

I wouldn’t say that but it is super fun

>>715348868 (OP)
>snoys complain Nintendo makes bing bing wahoo
>Sony copies bing bing wahoo
>snoys call it GOTY
snoys are a parody of themselves at this point

>>715349315
What's your favorite level?

>>715349525
Sony took what Nintendo had and made it actually good.

>>715349517
It is super fun

Crazy there's no one on /v/ thats played Astrobot and the only person that makes threads only makes them in relation to shitposting about Nintendo, what a flop of a game.

>>715349609
NTA but every thread for Astro Bot rarely talk about the gameplay outside of a select few anons.
The majority is too busy saying how it won GOTY instead non-stop like a mantra, constantly comparing it to Mario and saying anything about tendies.
Personally I would like it more if it could have an identity of its own instead of waving various dead mascots around and wearing their skin.
If it could do that it wouldn't have left such a sour taste in my mouth. Still a good game though.

>>715349609
Nope, pure confirmation bias on your part. You are nothing but a cult.

>>715348868 (OP)
It shitted and flopped even with Sony paying for game of the year. Snoyfags don't buy this trash kids game

>>715349609
not really, movement is nowhere close to as fun as SM64 or Odyssey, also the world feels much more artificial, Mario feels more lived in and homely

>>715350393
It’s hard to really talk about the gameplay, it’s a simple but fun platformer with some cool use of the dualshock controller. I was surprised how much they got out of just the triggers, seems like something nintendo would do.

>>715348940
>ON THEIR 1ST ATTEMPT
Ignoring the other bait this one is just really funny considering how many failed furfag mscot platformers sony spammed since the ps1 and then Little Shit Planet. This is just Little Shit Planet with a skinned Sackboy.

>>715348868 (OP)
Instantly forgettable.

>>715350497
I like the movement despite its simplicity, it just needs some dive equivalent and I’d say it’s perfect

>>715348868 (OP)
quite honestly kino

>>715350782
Literally funkopop the videogame.

What’s your favorite power up

>>715348868 (OP)
Boti Overclocked was better and came out a year earlier.

>>715348868 (OP)
>>715348940
>>715349030
>>715349315
all me

>>715351373
Time slowed levels are probably the most fun, but I liked the size down ones too

>>715351436
Why have I never heard about that game

>>715350782
wait wait hold on...
THIS is what snoys are saying beats odyssey? LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>715350782
sovl.

>>715350782
>none of those games were made by sony
pathetic

>>715350436
>>715350782
There are no Square-Enix characters in Astrobot

>>715348868 (OP)
Maybe on planet retard.

>>715352013
representative of sony's history.
>>715352107
cute cope. you're looking at it.

>>715348940
lol
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-thought-i-had-possibly-grown-out-of-liking-3d-platformers-but-after-trying-mario-odyssey-it-turns-out-i-just-dont-like-astro-bot.1238844/

Bump

>>715350348
Cope.

>>715350393
Same reason I dislike Smash Bros. Its entire identity is "HEYYY MEMBER THIS GUY???"

>>715350404
This but Nintendo

>>715353068
i got plat too

>>715353260
Have you played the new speed levels? There's a Master onion tier level at the end.

>>715353139
and that's bad why?

>>715351373
Slow down and sponge

>>715353514
Creatively bankrupt. At least Astrobot is A GAME. Smash Bros is just smashing a bunch of action figures together.

>>715350393
>every thread for Astro Bot rarely talk about the gameplay outside of a select few anons.
that's because there's only a few of us on here that actually played it

>>715353551
I read that as slow down and splooge at first

Average Astrobot enjoyer

>>715353781
Me when I'm trying to last with a baddie

>>715353606
that was sort of the gimmick since 1999. back at a time when crossovers were rare and special, not treated like some corporate bait for sales.

>>715352203
>all those dead IP
>Japan Studio mascots, the studio they shut down
>all the Ape Escape apes
this is a tragedy

>>715348868 (OP)
- said nobody, ever.

>>715354167
I agree. Nintendo has been creatively bankrupt since the 90s and relied on brand recognition alone.

>>715348940
This is the 4th astro bot game

>>715354351
1st full game

>>715354593
Rescue mission was a full game

I played this game a month ago on PC via streaming. I liked Mario Odyssey more, which I also played on PC on an emulator. The problem with Astrobot is that all the core mechanics were already invented in free demo, and the game itself is just a set of levels. If you played Astro Playroom, you can more or less consider that you played the whole game.

>>715354712
>via streaming
What, how does that make any sense?

>>715348940
That is how it's suppose to work. Someone makes a good game and then a bunch of derivative games expand on it. They add more of the fun parts and take out the parts that weren't fun. They have the benefit of feedback and a complete game. So every Nintendo game that is a "masterpiece" will have something that comes after that is better.

The poo chi aesthetic is weird and gets weirder when almost everything has it and the only things that don't are the most generic looking things ever. Other then that the game is pretty good, It's about on par with Mario 3d world though somehow even easier lol.

>>715354940
I think the hidden levels are harder than 3d world’s post game levels

>>715354645
For ants

>>715354806
You rent a PS5, but play it via remote play. There are several apps for PC that support playing over the Internet, for example, chiaki ng or pxplay. And they also work on Mac OS, Android and even Nintendo Switch

>>715354930
Based Astrobot

>>715354194
would you even want Ape Escape 4 from modern snoy?
>>715354321
let's not forget Mario Bros World and Mario 64 were within the same decade, anon. the jump from 2D to 3D controls and graphical leap of the 90s will never happen again for the industry.

>>715355278
Meh. GTA 2 to GTA 3 was the real innovator.

>>715355345
still close enough to the 90s to be considered, being from 1999 to 2001.

>>715355278
>would you even want Ape Escape 4 from modern snoy?
yes, the ape escape level in astro bot was amazing

>>715355217
That doesn’t even make any sense

>>715355274
Oh

Bump

>>715357000
bump this

>>715357205
UNF

Do you think the vip bots are cosplay or tf

>>715348868 (OP)
Sure but its mogged by Odyssey and its going to get fucked by Bananza

>>715358170
I wanna see dk clapping astro’s cheeks

its fun but too easy frfr

>>715360297
Kino

Astro bot 2 when

>>715355807
Not my problem.

>>715358078
They're all cosplay with a few exceptions like Spyro

>>715362664
Team Asobi's work cycle puts Astrobot 2 in late 2027. Possibly a PS6 launch game.

>>715362994
I was thinking more 2028 or 2029

>>715364071
Nah it only takes them 3 years to ship a game

>>715364497
Took them 4 years between astro’s playroom and astro bot

>>715364569
Covid

you just wanna fuck the Lil robot you gatdam perv

>>715364658
I want to fuck the bot and play his game

>>715364628
Oh yeah

>>715348868 (OP)
I'm sad the free updates are probably over with now. Most fun I've had with a platformer in years.

>>715354194
No it isn't. Not every franchise needs to continue pumping out rehashes endlessly and sometimes things are better off having a definitive end,l and ending on a high note, with the occasional nod to the original work down the road.

>>715365935
This was the only update to have the “thanks for playing” at the end right? Guess we’ll have to wait for part 2 from here.

>>715348868 (OP)
This game has no business being an exclusive on PS5. Where's the far-left political commentary?

>>715366145
>and sometimes things are better off having a definitive end,l and ending on a high note
It's funny you say that when even the Sony fanboys have been disappointed with the sequels coming from Sony. And it's cleary not what Sony has wanted to do, they want to create long-lasting franchises, they've said so plenty a time

>>715365935
I wish there was more levels like the Christmas one. Really cool that the DLC was free.

Can I play as Aigis yet? I noticed you couldn't play as all the skins that are in the game.

>>715367097
As far as I can tell, nope

>>715350281
hot as fuck

More games need physics.

>>715368485
The cool thing about a Mario style game on PS5 is that it's not held back by dogshit hardware

>>715366993
Astro Bot at least is a recent Sony sequel that's the best in its series. I don't care what the average consumer thinks, but if this series ended at Astro Bot, I'd be satisfied.

much like steam deck the only way astroturf can get any sort of attention is as a tool to shitpost about nintendo, very sad

>>715369323
Mario wishes he could be Astro

>>715369562
you should stick to spamming zelda's twitch views this is tragic

>Ripoff most Sunshine/Galaxy gameplay
>LOOK WE MADE A GOOD GAME

>>715369723
Tendie sad that Astro is more popular than his gay ass plumber

>>715348868 (OP)
Mario Galaxy clone with Mario Sunshine mechanics peppered in, I played it in the 2000s my dude, but it's nice to see snoys finally discovered gameplay, maybe now you'll stop buying $70 movies.

>>715370051
>>715370261
Astro Bot is better than mario sunshine though. Way better.

>>715370345
lol, lmao!

>>715352203
>representative of sony's history
Third parties and things nobody recognizes, checks out.

>>715370345
Yes, Mario Sunshine is weak as shit, easily the worst 3D Mario, why Sony modelled their Mario clone on it when 64, Galaxy, 3D World and Odyssey exist mystifies me, tough they did steal the one thing from Sunshine everyone likes, the nozzle.

>>715370528
Tendies mindbroken

Bump

Literally Sackboy Adventures or whatever but with a Sony theme.

>>715372834
nah, this one actually feels good to play