on /v/ Gear

>Well Crew, what a show we have for you all tonight!
>It's another episode of Not Fucking Video Games!

I fuck OP's mom

>I test the new 4chanx
>Hammond starts a waifu war
>And May accidentally posts cheese pizza

Didn't one of these guys die or somethint?

>>715350035 (OP)
https://youtu.be/9-b-_FwEnBY?si=RTp_5_Mkm7kY_Bju

Kino

>>715352030
James May tragically passed after falling from a balcony while on vacation in Spain in 2023

>>715351949
>accidentally

>>715352030
Well there's the tall one who thinks he's in charge, there's the short scruffy one, and there's the mild-mannered professor-like one, and they get up to mischief but it all works out in the end after they all go sliding down the stairs in a bathtub- no, wait, wrong series

>>715352030
The short one got involved in multiple near fatal crashes but he's still alive and kicking. The tall fat one and the autistic one aged quite roughly they'll probably die from cancer or heart attack from smoking too many fags.

>>715352893
i just finished clarksons farm and the stress of running a pub/restaurant/farm/shop/butcher will probably take its toll too

I get hooked on horse gambling
Richard posts a frog
and James meets with a gay asian

>>715352030
All alive.
It's anyones guess who will go first.

Clarkson is a farmer now
Hammond runs a garage and bodywork shop
May just does whatever he wants really, brewing Gin running a pub.

>>715353265
our man in India was so shit

>>715350035 (OP)
>東京エクストリームレーサーを遊びしましょう

>>715353536
>C O C K U

>>715350035 (OP)
>I wear a hat.
>Hammond wears a hat.
>And James, wears a hat.

>>715350035 (OP)
>James posts a new deltarune thread and starts doe posting
>Clarkson continues salesfagging about games he's never played
>And Hammond spams softcore porn about his new favourite gacha

>>715353834
>It's called Umamusume and it is brilliant

I only knew Hammond from braniac.
had no idea top gear was a thing until years later.

>>715350035 (OP)
CLARKSOOOON
YOU IDIOT
YOU SWITCHED OFF THE FUEL SWITCH
WE ARE GOING TO CRASH

>no top gear video game
what a missed opportunity

>>715353974
>braniac
Fuck anon don't make me relive my childhood memories
But yeah that was class, man kids these days are fucked.

>>715351949
Is there a new 4chanx?

>>715350035 (OP)
I really shouldn’t even bother looking at /v/ while all the bongs are around. Jesus

>>715354087
Some of the old Forza games I think had the Top Gear track as a playable circuit. Also I think one of them was narrated by all three of the blokes.

>>715354087
sadly this is the closest we'll get

>>715354291
Also Gran Turismo 5 definitely had the Top Gear track included.

>Today on /v/ Gear
>driving through /tv/ with a sneed car
>the invincible gamecube vs the indestructible gameboy
>Jeremy lies about Switch 2 battery life
>Time trials of Super Mario world 1 using ancient 3rd party controllers against the Troon
>finally making boats out of current gen consoles

>>715354253
Rent-fucking-free.

>Actually, that sounded like one of your more successful shitposts
>You know, it was - nobody saged for another minute. Anyway, we hope you enjoyed those games, and all that remains now is for us to say, thank you for playing.
>Yes, thank you very much for playing. And,... well, goodbye.
>Goodbye.
>*silent credits roll ominously*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qXxSPy_Co

>>715350035 (OP)
>Jeremy and May jerk off about being British
>Hammond is the cooler younger one who gets accused of being American
>Jeremy and May talk shit about America
>Jeremy tries to tie everything back to WW2
>Someone does something dumb and everyone starts laughing
>Repeat for like 25 seasons
I love this show

>>715353265
I'd say Hammond, he likely will go like Rik Mayal (both having being a life threatening accident)

>>715353428
isn't that the point

>>715354021
Why haven't I seen any fun off-topic threads about this yet?

>Hammond’s javazon wipes first to Mephisto well ahead of the others
>Clarkson’s jank hammerdin dies to Diablo moments before beating it
>meanwhile May is still farming the Countess

>>715355478
Nvm just saw this >>715297754

>>715353265
Clarkson, for sure. Dude looks like absolute garbage for his age.
Although James apparently is suffering from some neuro disease, people theorize it's Parkinson's.

>>715354920

>>715350035 (OP)
>I commit warcrimes on Rhodok peasants in Native
>James becomes a Tokugawa clan warlord in Gekokujo
>And Richard enslaves women to have them work in his brothels in Dickplomacy

This was the only show on TV I actually liked.

>Hammond’s GPU explodes

>>715356094
im still mad that the BBC cucked the trio from making top gear styled episodes

>the donkey

>>715354454
fuck that beetle race and fuck rolling starts
>>715350035 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FigIAAYHoW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-b-_FwEnBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DotfMQ-OSSg

>>715353428
He gets really close to admitting it's a horrible shithole you should never ever visit but I think he was afraid of having his loicense suspended for being roicist

>>715357185
i don't remember him being close to calling it a shithole but i don't remember him saying alot of good things either

>>715356371
The BBC wanted to get rid of the three of them like mad, so clarkson punching the dude was their perfect excuse, it's really mindboggling these subhumans literally threw everyone under the bus so they had total control over it and now nobody watches them anymore, but I guess having common sense and thinking two steps ahead is something completely unrealistic to expect from the average leftist.
On another note, I'd wish they didn't cancel it, the grand tour was one of my favorite shows, but at least I can watch the new seasons from clarkson's farm.

>>715357510
Just imagine the international malding for the 1 billion jeets worldwide, he would have to be mad to ever say india is a shithole full of despicable people and a population that's on average clinically retarded.

>>715357650
what im referring to is the fact that the trio wasn't allowed to do "top gear" styled challenges. Like a cheap car challenge or making their own cars

>>715358841
They technically tried to do something similar to top gear, but they failed miserably so they switched to the specials.
I think at first it wasn't the same because they wanted to do their own thing in the top gear format, honestly, if grand tour is only relevant nowadays is because they did the specials and didn't copy top gear, and the most memorable top gear episodes are the specials too.
If you search for compilations, like 90% of them are from specials, not regular episodes.

HAMMOOOOOOND. YOU GAVE ME THR SPICY KEYS AGAIN HAMMOND. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR OWN COHOST HAMMOND

>>715353834
>>715353928
You know, I can see Hammond getting hooked on gacha. More than the other two, at least.

>>715354087
There was a Top Gear Stunt School mobile game, it was pretty fun, grind/spend aside. I remember spending a lot of time trying to ace snow challenges without buying snow tires.

>>715357650
they were getting old, especially clarkson
it was time for it to end. At least the last episode was a kino sendoff

>>715361347
Hammond you idiot you maxed out the company credit card on your stupid horse racing game

>>715352114
I knew exactly what this was before opening it, and it's still top tier.

>>715353265
>It's anyones guess who will go first.
Hammond, he more than likely has an underlying brain injury that will cause him to suddenly drop dead. Not even trying to make a joke

>>715365056
he has said that even tho he hides it really well he has permanent symptoms from it
also the season of TG he returned to after the rocket car crash he said he remembers almost none of it