>My favorite game is getting a remake?? LET'S FUCKING GOO!!!!! cant wait to finally experience this goated peak...

unc seems to be crashing out fr

>>715356891 (OP)
why do all zoomers have the raped stare?

>>715356947
Decades of homo propaganda, poison in detergents and foods, and atheism.

@grok why is balding unc crashing out frfr

>>715356947
Can you explain what attributes of his eyes suggest that he's been raped?

@grok is this real?

>>715356947
>the raped
Go back.
>>>/pol/

>>715357231
@grok is it safe to click on this link?

>>715356935
fuck you, making pottery is cool
>>715356947
it’s not the raped stare, it’s the “too afraid to die but too scared to live” look
t. zoomer

>>715356891 (OP)
I miss when zoomers were culturally irrelevant children who stayed out of sight with their dumb fidget spinners

>plays game for two days, moves on to the next slop and goes back to Fortnite(a game for 6 year olds)
Yeah bruh, that game was lit.

>>715356935
I'm so fucking sick and tired of my coworkers talking about airfryers.

>My favorite game is getting a remake?? TUBULAR!!!!! I can't wait to relive my childhood with my step kid!!!!

I played this. Why did they even call the PC port remastered? Isn't the game like 6 years old?

>>715357752
Nobody says this zoomnigger

>>715357883
Millennials say this all the time.

>>715357726
it's giving pmo ahh fr unc don't crash out just lock in istg

>>715357883
no one says the shit in the OP either
you just want to hate on the next generation like the average normie

>>715356947
BPD and Depression meds

>>715357883
They absolutely fucking do, Shitllennials always dream about forcing their little shit to play their heckin nostalgic classic with them.
They're also always craving to "relive their childhood" which is why companies keep pumping out these remakes, they're not for zoomers that don't care about these old games in the first place, they're for shitllennials.

>>715358035
Zoomniggers do say that though unironically, and look like that unironically

>>715358035
They literally do though
Check the youtube comments for any remake trailer and they are full of shit like that

>>715358138
And you verified that every one of those comments was made by a zoomer?

>>715356947
They were most likely circumcised and are aware of it rape-like nature.

Good thing racing games are immune to remakes and remasters. Filters zooms out.

>>715358207
Yes. It’s obvious by their vocabulary and the raped cadence they type with. I validated every single one to make sure they were zoomcucks and they were, you lost, leave the thread.

>>715356891 (OP)
>YOU GOTTA WATCH SOLO LEVELING BRO THIS IS THE GOATED PEAK OF ANIME
>SHILLS THE SHOW FOR FOUR MONTHS STRAIGHT EVERY SHIFT
>SHOW ENDS AND HE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN
I FUCKING HATE ZOOMERS especially brown ones

>>715358207
Yeah you can just check the account registration date

>>715358129
>>715358138
you know what I meant
my point was that the real line isn’t between millennials and zoomers, but between the kind of people who said tubular in the 90s (retarded wigger slang) and people who don’t say goated or lit (also retarded wigger slang)

:skull:

>>715358297
>Watches a zoomzoom streamer
ok

>>715358291
>Filters zooms out.
but they are literally the most zoom zoom games of all time

>>715357752
>Tubular
Proves how little you actually understand us
What we actually say is RADICAL!!

>>715358424
heh

>>715358409
Zoomers literally worship nigger culture though and at a higher percentage than anyone else. Every single white zoomer desperately wishes they were black and copy all nigger vocab, mannerisms, style, cultural preferences etc.

>>715356891 (OP)
>[Game I slightly like] IS THE FUCKING GOAT, PEAK FICTION, MY GOAT, MY FUCKING GOOOOOOAAATT
Why are zoomers like this?

>my favorite game is getting a remake
>another opportunity for life to shit all over my childhood

>>715358569
Why do you only slightly like games

>>715356935
>>715357726
A well-made countertop toaster oven is a great investment if you regularly roast vegetables and heat frozen fried meats. Beats waiting half an hour for your oven to reach a certain temperature.

>>715358291
>lostprophets
Uhhhhm isn't that kind of problematic?

>>715358571
FF8 will always be safe from this. Thank god

>>715358518
A reaction to the extremely cringe unc white millennial culture of the early 2000s

>>715358569
NAFRI influence and ronaldo edits

>>715358569
>>715356891 (OP)
Feel like these two do gay porn

>>715358518
tell me, a generation z man who doesn’t use the stupid slang my peers use, and whose millennial dad is a wigger, that this is the case, and ai’ll laugh at you like quattro bajeena

>>715358797
>ai’ll
*I’ll

>>715358731
Based

>>715358797
>zoomnigger can’t go 5 seconds without talking about AI

Grim, go have your daily conversation with George Droid nigger lover

>>715358930
not going to speak with someone who’s going to argue in bad faith (especially since you’re trolling)
ending this conversation.

>>715356891 (OP)
>zoomers zoomers zoomers
>it's actually all just millenials without kids and expensive battle stations and consumer habits

>>715359029
Thanks for conceding.

>>715358724
don't worry, the kids he raped are adults now

>>715356891 (OP)
>AIEEEEE IT'S ONLY ZOOMERS WHO LIKE REMAKES
meanwhile if you say the resident evil remakes are inferior in any regard you have 40 gorillion millennial pissbabies screaming at you

>>715359208
Nope, that's only zoomers

>>715358791
>see 2 males
>what if they had gay sex hehehe
Why are millennials like this?

>>715359312
no no I'm sure I've seen the guy in the Op's asshole on Twitter

>>715356935
zoomers really feel threatened when they hear someone is preparing their own food huh

>>715359582
The zoomer mind cannot comprehend living with out subscriptions and apps

>>715356891 (OP)
as time passes, i kinda get what he means(not gay)

>>715360425
>Sisson

>>715360425
>republican fantasy about fucking teen boys
surely no one expected that

>>715360425
>if there was no social media you would be my concubines
How does social media prevent this?

The only game I would actually like a proper remake of is OOT, as I feel they could actually make that game better by doing so.>>715356935

Fuck... I am obsessed with Ninja appliances, am considering a solo trip to Japan, and am experimenting with Mushrooms/considering a trip retreat. Too fat/lazy for climbing and care not at all for pottery though. Would probably be a good way to get out of my isolated lifestyle before it's too late though. Join some clubs, improve my social skills and get on dating sites I guess.

Thanks anon, you might have motivated a lost soul into starting his life finally.

>>715356935

Fuck... I am obsessed with Ninja appliances, am considering a solo trip to Japan, and am experimenting with Mushrooms/considering a trip retreat. Too fat/lazy for climbing and care not at all for pottery though. Would probably be a good way to get out of my isolated lifestyle before it's too late though. Join some clubs, improve my social skills and get on dating sites I guess.

Thanks anon, you might have motivated a lost soul into starting his life finally.

>>715356891 (OP)
Shut the fuck up millennials were just like this

Is there one remake that actually improved on the original?
Hard mode: no Kirby Super Star Ultra

>>715356935
rock climbing seems like a good idea

>>715357283
https://youtu.be/5E3IAQftzLM?si=-G_qLAm7-A_HznW6

>>715356935

>>715357431
Bratty smug shota...need correction!

>>715356935
The fascination with psychedelics and eastern religion is perhaps the most pathetic.

>>715365834
kek accurate

>>715357726
pop a potato in the microwave for 6 minutes, or until a fork can pierce it easily, take it out, brush with melted butter, cover in salt, air fry it at 400 for 1 to 12 minutes, and you'll have one the best baked potatoes ever, and it won't take an hour.

>>715356935
someone make a zoomer midlife crisis where it's things like a drivers license, talking on the phone, or asking for a raise, because these retards think life is over before they can be trusted to parallel park lmao.

>>715366924
>millenial unable to make a simple starter pack meme in paint and has to ask for help
kekw

>>715358569
because it's fun :)

>>715362381
grindr filters out all the gross 7 and down men just like how women do on dating apps

basically he's not zaddy or daddy enough to pull faggots so he needs boomer odds (view it as pub matches back then vs. ranked now)

>>715357752
Kek

>>715356891 (OP)
The fact that most zoomers favourite games include the word "remake" in them is pretty funny and depressing at the same time.
I pity them in a way, although in some very rare examples the remakes can be pretty good, like System Shock 1 and Black Mesa.

>>715369631
7 and down? More like 5 and down, with only the creeper 3s and 4s hooking up amongst thenselves. The middle ground of average guys don't get anyone.

>>715357726
I thought the same, but then I stayed around my sisters for a few days and she airfries everything. It really is a massive improvement on oven cooked chips/fish/scampi/onion rings. I'm thinking of getting one myself.

>>715356935
that's not dubai chocolate labubu matcha while watching love island

>>715365834
you forgot to put the disney logo on there

>>715360425
>Sisson
Haha. Oh, that baby-faced little faggot. Is he around these days, or did he get blown out so hard he vanished after that personality black hole he shilled lost by a landslide.
Also, I don't mean black hole as in black vagina, although I guess you could take it that way, I meant in that she's a human void and people only voted her because "black woman" and her not being Trump.

>>715356935
What does sculpting have to do with millennials?

>>715359059
Kek, that other zoomer got btfo

>>715356891 (OP)
The only game that I would actually want to see remade is Simpsons Hit and Run and that's never happening because Apu's one of the playable characters