>be me
>buy a retro console
>parents procrastinate buying games if it's not in-store
>can't find retro games in any store nearby
>repeat
I guess I'll resort to piracy and the pack-in games

>be me
you lost me

>>715360697 (OP)
>buying games
you lost me

>>715360938
Anonymous, be the other guy.

>>715360697 (OP)
>he felled for the retro console scam
just buy a pc (steam big pic mode on startup and skip login) and emulate
emus are so good now that only autistic speedrunners can tell the difference

>>715361103
Y0u 5till g0tt4 buy the 3v3rdriv3 th0.

unless- nope nope.

>>715361353
Seeing one at a yard sale... Ofmotherfuckingcourse i get one.

>>715361426
buying retro games is just a scam. go on aliexpress and look for clones of already exisiting flashcarts, you save SO much money.

>be me
>get mario party 8 for my birthday
>omfg yaaaaaaas
>remember i haev no friendz
>mfw

>>715361723
relatable, execpt i got mario party for the ds.

>>715360697 (OP)
>>715361284
>>715361723
>vectorized
ngmi

>>715361668
Literally 3V3RY0N3 WITH A R3TR0 C0NS0L3 H4S S0M3 S0RT 0F R3TR0 GAME C0LL3CTI0N

>>715362193
gog damn it.

>>715362197
not everyone.

>Rageguy is reddit now
I don't like this new timeline.

>>715362447
>>now

New wojak variants just dropped?

>>715362447
>>715362563
you guys are miserable...

>>715362447
H-huh?

>>715362649
No, dunkass. Its totally diffurent.

>>715360697 (OP)
I used to have a white and blue 1000 in 1 bootleg console with all Donkey Kong arcade games built in.

>>715361512
Any time there's a neighborhood yard sale, you always have the obese neckbeards asking for video games and consoles even if they're not on display. A lot of time they're out of town.
My mom decided to have a yard sale so I put my boxed copy of Pokemon Emerald and slapped a $300 on it for shits and giggles. I had at least three bald people try to haggle it down to some extreme low ball offer. I might have settled for $250 but their offers were like twenty bucks.

>>715360697 (OP)
>>be me
who else could've you been?

>>715362963
the other guy, duh. Isnt this how every greentext starts?

>>715363142
also i'm trans.

>>715363223
You've got that right... other me! :3

>>715363420
why are you talking to yourself?