>Meanwhile, on Bizarro /v/

we NEED more government interference in our video games!

I play video games

I fucking LOVE video games!

i have white people fatigue

Boy, imagine if a game where you gamble for pngs existed.

>>715370094
absolutely not, shareholders always have the consumer's best interests in mind and should be allowed to do whatever they want unimpeded!

Hark! My sublime creations in this holy game we call by the name of Cities: Skylines far exceed Vitruvius' wildest dreams! What marvelous constructor of cities I am! Alas, it is with much sorrow that I tell ye, O men of supreme wisdom, that I cannot shew these blessed and jolly settlements.

PC has no games...

>>715369913 (OP)
man i am really looking forward to that new sony game
drukwoman is cooking some good after the success of first of them

>>715369913 (OP)
Why not /v/zarro?

>>715370613
I definitely wouldn't spend $300 to spin a RNG to for a 1% chance to get a png of an anime girl I've seen a hundred times before. I value my mother's money and I think in the long-term.

>>715369913 (OP)
i'm kind of getting tired of sexy women being the protagonists of every fucking game, can we get some actually talented PoCs like debra wilson?

>>715370775
Is this proof that aliens are real?

>>715370698
I firmly believe we should only ever buy quadruple A games, the games designed to take the most money from the player without giving them a satisfying experience in return

Ocarina of Time was a sublime masterpiece that warrants no further discussions.

Why is far cry 2 the worst in the series?

India culturally respects other nations and make fun video games

>>715369913 (OP)
why didn''t the ps2 have a dvd player like the gamecube?

>>715371161
how else will the average normalfag understand that the intent is to be bizarre?

>>715369913 (OP)
Mods should really move the vidya butts thread to /vg/.

>>715369913 (OP)
Why aren't there more women and people of color in my games?

Remember FIFA?
EA should make them again

>>715373164
It literally nearly bankrupted Nintendo and resulted in their exit from the console scene.

I am happy and love life. Also, that zoomer has a valid point. :)

EA is our saviour

>>715369913 (OP)
Hrrmm...today I will post informative and nuanced discussions on my favorite video games instead of rage bait. It would be preposterous if I posted culture war content, e-celeb drama, or objectively nonsensical statements on this board to get people mad.

Can we please have more eceleb/streamer threads

my fucking 1440p 27' 165ghz monitor broke
it's so over for me

>>715369913 (OP)
I play video games, and I definitely don't feel insecure about enjoying it more than vidya history and marketing...

Indian outsourcing has been the greatest thing to ever happen to the gaming industry. they are talented people and most definitely can be considered human

>>715369913 (OP)
PirateSoftware invented and perfected Quantum computing in order to finish his newest, best game yet in record time!

>>715376721
Watching PirateSoftware's Youtube shorts has made me a more informed gamer and has given me a role-model that totally isn't a long haired neckbeard man-child using a voice changer to sound more authoritative.

>>715377320
Who?

>>715373421
Because Sony doesn't understand that video game consoles are for watching movies, not playing games. I hear they're moving to cartridges for the PS3 so it won't even be compatible with discs.

>>715373421
Kutaragi was hyperfocused into making a gaming machine first, then anything else later.
To play DVDs, the PS2 needed to have more floating point power, instead of spending all the triac count in raw branch condition power.
However that would cripple the AI capacity of the machine and lead to very poor texture quality due not being able to descompress data as quickly.

the best game of all time is bruce lee and you can't convince me otherwise.

When these fucks are releasing gabriel knight 3?
Becoming the defacto Amiga online store should give em more than enough money to publish it, but i guess Roberta Williams can't count to 3.

man imagine if roblox wasn't an obscure hidden gem with tons of amazing games on it
thank god we don't live in a world where it's infested with trash and retarded children and cashgrabs and pedophiles

>>715370775
It had quite a few until everyone cloned the Amiga and killed everything else.

>>715378716
an EA dev, he really turned the company around after working his way up from developer to CEO, all through hard work and genuine mastery of his craft; very humble man who seems to have stayed true to his roots as a developer

I played a video game today and enjoyed it!

>>715379889
I’m about to do that right now, I fucking love video games

Every day I thank god for Zoe Quinn and Anita for protecting me from problematic video games!

>>715369913 (OP)
Fallout 76 is the worst game I have ever played even worse than Skyrim and Fallout NV

>>715380183
Their positive feminism really did a number on it, allowing women to show their power as sex goddesses.

>>715370775
is this fake?

Does anyone find it strange that Breath of the Wild is the one game we can unanimously agree on as being great? Seriously I never see people complain about it here, glad we're all on the same page

I am sexually attracted to adult women

I find the tiny quirks in games from Indians delightful. It mirrors their great culture in such an adorable way. I love standing in an elevator crowded with Indians. I take a deep breath of their brave and stunning body odor and am reminded how I need to check my white male hygiene privilege.

>>715381978
that's true, i love toilet shitter games!

jews are good people

We need to start a petition to ban clothing in videogames!

>>715374279
Why aren't there more people on /v/ jerking off to women in video games?

what the fuck were they thinking when giving this pokemon dragon dance
it's way too strong and fast with it

>>715369913 (OP)
I love video games and can form coherent thoughts!

I actually play Uma Musume.

The non-transitioned have a right to exist!

i hate woodland creatures, bunnies and klonoa

>>715369913 (OP)
I love people of color

Good job to the jannies for keeping the board clean!
They are worth every penny!

I find the endless conflict in the manufactured culture war and its forced inclusion in social media to be tedious, and I want nothing at all to do with it.

>>715370094
That's not bizarro /v/, that's just current /v/.

>>715386992
I mean, I'm grateful, but isn't six figures kind of excessive?

>>715381557
It's honestly insane that BOTW turned out the way it did, despite being the first Zelda game of its kind. I remember when OOT came out and everyone (including myself) thought they would never touch a Zelda game again. It took them so long to get that formula right. If BotW is the OOT of open world Zelda, I cannot wait to see what its Skyward Sword is going to be like. I actually just came in my pants just imagining it.

>thought provoking image
>relevant-time respecting question

>>715369913 (OP)
I love Trans and Non binary representation in games. I think sexualized children in games is very problematic and hurts real kids