This shit boring fr

>>715372629 (OP)
but enough about Death Stranding 2, let's start a Max Payne thread

>>715372629 (OP)
fr fr, i need bing bing wahoo to feel safe and quiet my adhd

>>715372782
Yeah bro I have adhd because I don't like dying every hall way and reloading my quicksave
Why you gotta be so stupid

Maaax...

>>715373102
>I don't like dying every hall way and reloading my quicksave
>retard getting filtered by 5 buttons and a mouse
How embarrassing

>>715373102
lol i finished the ps2 version when i was 12 and that shit had you redo the entire level when you died lol

>>715372782
Because copy pasting the first 5 minutes of (bad) gameplay for an entire campaign is somehow interesting?

>>715372782
i like that your argument is basically "yeah its boring" lmao

>>715373409
>Gets raped by a game I beat at 11
>uhhh it's actually le bad!!!!
Why do so many normalfags suffer from dunning krueger

Yes, bait will get you replies.

>>715372629 (OP)
Wait, you thought people saying the only good Max Payne is 3 was a joke?

>>715373508
>It's boring because I don't have constant bright colors stimming me and upbeat music blasting while saying wicked sick catchphrases like Wahoo and let's a go
Stop samefagging

>>715373581
Not once did I say the game was difficult anon, but keep attacking that strawman if you want. It just validates my post.

>>715373707
>Yeah bro I have adhd because I don't like dying every hall way and reloading my quicksave
Why you gotta be so stupid
mindbroken

>>715373771
Not that anon you schizo and its duely noted you're terrified of responding to my actual post. I accept your concession.

>>715373102
dumb nigger

>>715373707
UH OH STRAWMAN FALLACY ALERT
STRAWMAN FALLACY ALERT
YOU SO SMART

>following the mindbreak flowchart
What's next, desperately calling me a jeet or tranny or pajeet tranny or slop consoomer? You already skipped a few steps and went straight for the concession

>>715373917
How did I get under your skin so easy?

>>715373102
Anyone arguing against this hasn’t played max payne in forever. 1 is fucking boring and awful, enemies with the ingram will burst one shot you. Seeing max’s retard face model ruins any sort of tension in the storu too

I feel so bad for zoomers and gen A

>>715373102
Holy shit lol I crushed this game when I was 1w. Just quit video games. You're not equipped for the hobby. Try fingernail painting. I know your hands are occupied for a long time, but it's not like you're gonna need to pick up a controller lmao

>anons gloating about finishing max payne

Max Payne 2 is better than 1

>>715373102
Jesus christ get good.

>>715374249
gameplay-wise no contest
MP2 is a perfect example of having a good idea and game around it, then iterating on it to make it more fun to play.

>>715372751
Yeah, Death Stranding is famous for being traditionally attention grabbing

>>715374218
>OP crying because he can't finish Max Payne

>>715375000
It's too fucking long

>>715375090
not what she said

>>715375225
>HAHA HETERONORMATIVE SHIT IS SO FUNNY HAHA

>>715375535
ok sorry
not what xe said*

I am replaying Max Payne again. Today I finished 2 on medium difficulty. Something drives me to replay them since Spring

WHAT THE-?!
IT'S PAYNE!

>>715372629 (OP)
How many times are gonna make this thread?

>>715376264
WACK IM

IT'S JUST ONE LOUSY COP!

>>715372629 (OP)
be gay somewhere else.

>entire game is walking around corners shooting guys, sometimes in slow motion
max payne? more like, max boredom.

>>715372629 (OP)
>zoomie gets board and abandons thread
Lol adhd speaks

>>715375090
That's what your mom said last night but she took it anyway. You're weaker than your mom.

>>715372629 (OP)
I can't enjoy Max Payne anymore.
Alan Woke 2 ruined it.

>>715372629 (OP)
You got conned. There's a bunch of mediocre old games no one has played since the year 2000 like this and Doom 3 that contrarians are trying to meme into "classics".

>>715378270
I can always enjoy Max Payne :^)

>>715375890
I replay the first game every year atleast once
>>715378270
bait
>>715375090
it's 6 hours you dumb autistic fuck

>>715373102
>because I don't like dying every hall way and reloading my quicksave
Man, do I have a game series for (You)!

>>715373641
this is only comfy for a few weeks at most btw. 2-3 months of this is just miserable

>>715376318
Infinity plus one

>>715376264
IT'S DENTON

>>715373102
I'm playing the first one as well, only a few hours in. Most enemies aren't too bad but holy fuck are the ones with grenades niggers. Fun game though.