Post hilarious dev's fuck ups

>shit nobody cares about enthusiast: the thread

>>715377234 (OP)
Almost ever AAA game released after 2010 is a hilarious fuck-up.
>it's a rifle ammo.
good morning saar.

>>715377234 (OP)
This one always gives me a smile

>>715377234 (OP)
Battlefield V has Swiss K31 bolt action rifle, this gun is unique because you can have both clip reloads and detachable mags, but if you choose mag option then chamber always has bullets which you can see while reloading, even if it's an empty reload.

>>715377234 (OP)
“hurr durr the developers messed something up” holy shiet you guys are pathetic. Rope now please because you don’t know what it’s like to work since you live in your parents basement

>>715377234 (OP)
>OOOMG IS THAT A FUCKING SQUAR BARRAL?
>SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANE
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

>Todd actually lurks /v/ and jumps in to defend his shitty space game every time it's mentioned

>>715377797
>>715377645
dumbass

>>715377684
That could've been a good joke about sanding down the polygons if the rest of the game was actually an excellent remaster

>>715377797
kys emil

>>715377797
>>715377645
This attitude is how we got Starefield. The game where nothing happens through infinite quests.

>>715377234 (OP)

>>715377684
>Washed out Donuts

>>715377781
In game example, it shouldn't have any bullets lmao. It's a bolt action.

>>715377234 (OP)
Absurd how an American company can't get guns right

>>715378126
bottom top right is a wojak face in the making

>>715378126
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>>715377645
If a dev in a shooter game fucks something so obvious like the GUNS it speaks louder about their ineptitude/don't give a fuck than any criticism.

>>715378252
Bethesda went broke after Fallout 76, and was bought out by Microsoft, who mainly employs jeets. They don't have guns in India.

>>715377234 (OP)
I wouldn't consider myself a gun nut but devs should honestly learn the nuances and intricacies of them

>>715377234 (OP)
Soulful. Todd's game is surreal and providing you with a magical experience and yet the soulless bugmen of /v/ are chittering their mandibles because it's not codslop. The west has fallen

>>715378184
How come blizzard still has hardcore fans after this? It showed how much out of touch they are, how much they don't care, and people still give them money?

>>715378126
>handcrafted characters vs randomized slop
Not defending Beth since their handmade characters look like dogshit too but at least make it fair.

Gun autists are annoying and devs should make gun in games nonsensical on purpose just to annoy them.

>>715377234 (OP)
/k/ tards are the most annoying fuckers ever. I don't care if the gun doesn't make sense. what it sounds like and what it feels like are 1000x more important

>>715379042
do you just have some notion that it's impossible to generate human looking characters and rig their animations so they aren't doing the bizarre shit they're doing in starfield

>>715380245
ok but bethesda guns also all sound and feel like shit so what's your point lil broccy haired brobro?

>>715377234 (OP)
ESL thread

>>715379578
True
t. ex gun autist
there is more pleasure to be gained in laughing at the silliness

>>715377684
SAAAR HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS A NUT SAAR

>>715378707
the modern hardcore fans are people with unbelievably low standards, the old hardcore fans are still playing their old games that they never need to spend money on again

>>715377684

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>>715379578
it's only funny if it's intentional, these designs are obviously made by blue-haired freaks that, before their 5 minutes of research they were forced to do for these designs, knew literally nothing about guns and called every gun an AK47 (which makes it funny in a different way)

>>715378184

>>715377234 (OP)
maybe, this gun made for killing turks?

>>715378126
This is just the gen z stare, you thought it would go away in the future?

>>715383595
It's only funny because faggots like you seethe so much and start ranting about hair dye. Feel free to call me a jewtranny, who knows it might give you that boner you dream of

>>715383846
jewtranny

>>715377234 (OP)

>>715377684
remember how the devs did damage control by claiming that the assets were upscaled by AI?
It was AI actually indians

>>715377234 (OP)
Rule of Cool. The square bullets look cooler. Simple as.

>>715378184
The fact that Diablo Immortal released after this to huge success and has been pretty much printing money for Blizzard ever since is proof that God doesnt exist.

Also, we should gas all mobile "gamers"

>>715384245
i'd actually agree with you if the bullets were square

>>715378252
gamedevs are infamously anti gun, ironically
remember how MW2 used airsoft guns for reference?

>>715383846
double jewtranny

>>715384364
343i / Halo Stydio lead gun artist hates guns and weapons in general

>>715384025
my brain is full of fuck looking at this

>>715384025
What if they just threw the cartridge?

>>715384025
>samsung removed this ad after Gamescom and release fixed version later
lame, it was funny that way
https://youtu.be/lPczLfI17n4 (old)
https://youtu.be/ck4oLVZZieA?list=PLGraHdVoKPUhBLEIv8HjtAiw6ofjIvPW9 (fixed)

>>715377684
Hilarious

>>715384025
>Here at Aperture Science we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!

>>715377684
too complicated for the jeetmind

>>715383704
I remember this factoid, you clever sausage

>>715384158
>it's not our fault, we actually didn't do any work at all
why did they charge for the game then
>grok make me a saints row reboot but good

>>715377851
Non-canon proportions. Ignored.

>>715383704

>>715377684
I can't get over how inept the average indian contractor is

>>715384448
In fairness, Even when Bungie were making the guns they were fucking retarded, I mean why does the assault rifle lack sight and take a battle rife round?
Hell Marathon while not halo had a revolver that to pistol mags.

>>715377234 (OP)

>>715389506
what's wrong with this one

>>715389608
It shows that they fixed this before release. Do not look at the ammo count

>>715377684
This is the byproduct of low IQ indian contractors, cant make good new games and fucks up remasters of older games.

>>715377645
>attention to details does not matter

>>715389643
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>>715389608
I don't know much about guns, but shouldn't there still be shells in the barrels that would need to be removed first? I don't see any being ejected.

>>715377645
>apathetic normalfag cattle: the post

>>715389506
>no case ejecting
I guess that's connected >>715384025

>>715378252
>>715384364
I still find that hard to believe that no one on these massive american dev teams with like hundreds of employs likes or cares about guns irl to design them properly. I mean surely everyone in tech isn't a champagne socialist?

>>715389756
>>715389776
No that ammo is caseless in universe. Don't think too hard about why a civilization would figure out the complexities of caseless shotgun shells then use said shells to make a coachgun.

>>715377234 (OP)
Fucking lol
>bullets stay attached to the shells
Hahahaha what?

>>715389876
so their ""fix"" was to simply delete the ejecting rounds and hide what gets loaded in the character's hand, obfuscating all their laughable mistakes at once

>>715384025
BEEGER BOOLET

>>715389981
No there's clearly something in there

>>715377669
if that's the only error you spotted, you are just as much of a stinky ESL

>>715390092
and what is it? who cares! certainly not the devs

>>715379578
If the guns is actually a full on fantasy space gun its cool. If its some type of IRL gun done badly its gay, simple as that.

>>715379042
it's not just the randomized faces. it was the ridiculous, shitty animations they had and the awful character model lighting making them appear extra ghoulish. it was absurd to think anyone playtested that and thought "yeah that looks good for a game released this year"

>>715390234
Youre trying too hard to be upset about this

>>715383670
oh god this is in response to WC3 reforged breaking the game on a load of older pc setups isn't it

>>715389756
See
>>715385775
Thats obviously how it works.

In Arma 3 there's a spearhead expansion DLC that features World War 2. There's a lot of attention to detail and realism but even they couldn't be perfect because of you equip a K98, you can reload it normally with a stripper clip of 5 rounds but if you attach a scope on it, now you can only reload one round at a time. The thing about that however is that you can keep pressing reload and put in rounds 1 at a time indefinitely. Imagine watch your character just grab round after round and shoving it into the gun over 50 times and still going. Massive oversight especially for a game that tries to be as realistic as possible.

>>715377234 (OP)
Caseless rounds are square. The only problem with the OP image is the traditional rifle ammo pictured.

>>715377645
people only don't care about things they're clueless about. i think most gamers know the surface level basics of operating a firearm just from playing those types of games. most could spot this and be annoyed by it.

>>715390552
WUT

>>715384025
what's happening here is that the bullets are being fired from a second, larger cartridge, and the smaller cartridge is set to go off mid air, like a rocket with multiple stages.

>>715389692
And don't forget the low IQ chinese
Chinks and jeets all the way down.

>>715389830
And then New Vegas, directed by a known liberal dude that self-proclaimed doesn't care about guns, did get details correct because Sawyer understood that even if he doesn't like firearms he should put in the work when making an RPG where you shoot guns in first person 95% of the time

>>715378126
Honestly, bethesda fucking NAILED it. I am 100% serious. Go around any major American city and you will literalky see millions of people who look exactly like those ugly fuxking niggers. They captured it too well.

>>715391302
Are you kidding, while the gun looks like it could function, the charging handle is in the wrong place for a ar15 and the mags too curved.

>>715389149
As someone who has to deal with them regularly, I 100% agree

>>715377234 (OP)
>people took the piss out of them for this
>took the casings out entirely and never replaced them with anything else
Lmao

>>715390552
You actually can (and probably would with an optic) reload like that, though that webm gets it wrong. You can open up the bottom of the internal magazine and just shove in the bullets, though they need to not be on a clip like that.

>>715391302
i respect soiyer collecting guns when he's anti-gun just to learn how they work for nv
good implementation or not, that's commendable even though it should just be the standard

>>715391453
That's because it's a legally distinct ar-15 nigga it's just supposed to look functional like you said, not identical

>>715389341
>a revolver that to pistol mags.
Not unheard of, though I doubt this is what they intended.

>>715389776
>no case ejecting
It's firing the WHOLE bullet.

captcha: PTR JMR

>>715389756
>people meme'd on them for it in the opening trailers
>just take out the brass and say that it's caseless rifle now
No one would know the difference.

>>715391734
>That's because it's a legally distinct ar-15 nigga
I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure the Ar15's pattern expired years before fallout New Vegas came out.

>>715391594
No one would fucking unscrew the floor plate, take out the spring and follower, put the rounds in while holding the rifle upside down, put the follower and spring back in, and then screw the floor plate back on to reload. You just load the rounds one at a time from the top.

>>715389830
game dev at that level is not about what an employee likes or cares about, it's about what will impact sales. any employee you'd need to put on checking and correcting that kind of thing is an employee that isn't doing other tasks. i dont like it either but it's just the way it is, if you're into a niche subject then you gotta accept the mainstream will basically never get it right.

>>715391302
>spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to get staggered reloads in for guns like the cowboy repeater and Lucky
>Fallout 4 throws it out and requires a mod to fix it
Lul

>>715383846
triple jewtranny

>>715383704
heh

>>715392028
Maybe I am misremembering, but isn't there just a little lever you can pull to open it? Or is that the Mosin I am thinking of?

>>715390552
>bolt on the wrong side, whatever
>clip magazine(?) extracted
>clip magazine(?) still cases cases attacked despite the fact they were ejected previously in the firing animation
>clip magazine(?) is extracted from the bottom
>new clip magazine(?) is inserted on the bottom

amazing

>>715390552
I love how he just pulls out a stripper clip of loaded rounds from the gun and then shoves them back in there

>>715392318
The scope is also on backwards.

>>715392358
oh shit, you are right

>>715392318
The last casing also never gets ejected.

>>715389830
The original State of Decay had a resident gun nut that went ball on it. Not some much design as the sheer amount that he threw in because the guns were static models with no moving parts. Lots of redundants like six kinds of Glock style hand grenades and hunting shotguns but the variety was good for a game at that pricepoint. Lotta bang for your buck in more ways than one. Sucks how limited the second game was despite the higher budget and longer time it spent in dev hell. Your actual community locker wasn't big enough to store every weapon with consumables in the same save. Even with the mods that added in the military surplus from Lifeline into the loot lists.
>https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/State_of_Decay

>>715392318
The striker is also always in the “fired” position, the gun never cocks.
>>715392265
I have a 1903 in my hands right now, there is a little lever but its depressed into the floorplate and needs a screwdriver to reach

>>715392685
I was probably thinking of the Mosin then. I remember reloading like that before with a bolt action, and I thought it was the 1903, but I guess not.

>>715377234 (OP)
I'm sorry, but shotguns in videogames look retarded with their stupid ass NERF looking shells. This was a deliberate decision and the game is better for it.

>>715384345
wasn't it released like 2 years later?
i remember thinking how fucking absurd it was to hijack a whole diablo blizzcon for a mobile game, and then sit on it for so long

>>715389876
>>715389756
that's 65% more bullet per bullet

>>715392836
Was it a burger version of the Lee Enfield? You could drop mags out on the original version but the bongs prefer you top load it with strippers.

>>715390413
just hard enough actually

>>715393246
Wouldn't surprise me

>>715377234 (OP)
Starfield was developed by Indians. All the credits are full of Indian names. Indians have no talent and no drive to do anything other than check the box after doing a less than half ass job

>>715390508
can someone nonautistic explain this one to me?

>>715377797
The developers are Indians. Their homes smell like curry years after they move out and they shit in tents on Great Lakes beaches and bury their shit in the sand. These Indians develop all of your video games that aren’t made in Japan (and even some of the Japanese ones).

My favorite /k/bait in vidya will always be CS 1.5 where if you use the SR sniper rifle on the T side you reload by pulling the mag out and then not even having it out for half a second the same mag that's still in the visible hand gets put right back in and magically you get 20 rounds again. I wish I could find a webm of this but it's so funny to see. No wonder why the CTs never had a chance

>>715379042
He's using a PS2 game as comparison to a Xbox Series X game.

How many handicaps does bethesda need?

>>715377645
Nice try bethsedacel, even normies can understand how dumb this is

>>715377234 (OP)
>criticizing Bethesda's weapon design
That's a low bar. Have you even see the Rattler in Starfield? It's technically a revolver. Kind of.
Go back to the Fallout 3 Combat Shotgun after that.

>>715391494
Got any stories?

>>715389149
>>715391494
Aren't they cheap as shit? I guess you truly get what you pay for.

>>715377234 (OP)
In order to save resources the developers of Destiny 2 came up with the solution to have all gun animations be the same regardless of the type of gun. By making only one animation they were able to decrease file sizes for the hundreds of guns found in the game.
They would simply turn on or off the specific components needed for the weapon. However in the early days of Destiny 2 almost all guns ejected bullet cases even ones that weren't supposed to, like energy weapons and revolvers. This was because they simply forgot to turn off that specific component in the weapon animation and it took nearly 4 years for them to fix it.
It also led to misconceptions in the lore as certain guns were not supposed to use regular brass bullet casings, but in game they clearly were.

>>715394794
Just because its all awful doesn't mean we can't point and laugh at it.

I think guns in all videogames should just be replaced with bananas it would be kinda funny

magazines are what civvies read
this is a clip

>>715377684
>Warm people my entire life that their thought process is broken and it only works because it hasn't been shown to break, which will lead to severe disaster in the future
>"lol no it won't you're literally wrong, we are right you are wrong"
>Warn people about how AI is going to also break because of this reasoning
>"lol no it won't you're literally wrong, we are right you are wrong"
>see that pic

How come It's just making me afraid to be right?

>>715378345
It's an immersive sim. The guns are supposed to be worthless.

>>715377684
>remasters
not even once

>>715395114
they cost like $80 a month per dev

>>715377645
yep
games were better 25 years ago, when they shot the whole bullet and nothing about anything about the gun's animations made sense, and we didn't have to have downtime doing a reload either
weaponophiles didn't take us anywhere better over this time

>>715389149
I work with them a lot and I truly honestly believe that the problem is us. Indians CAN do good work, the problem is they do exactly what you say, how you say it and nine times out of ten if you say nothing you get nothing. You have to give them explicit instructions with detailed documentation. Its not like with American workers where yo can tell them to just do the job and have them get on with it. You also have to prompt them for questions. They will have questions and will want guidance but if you never explicitly ask them if they need clarification or have questions they will never bring it up. Americans work worse with micromanaging, Indians work better with micromanaging.

Honestly I prefer working with them than with the Chinese. The Chinese will make what you want but will try to cut corners or just outright give you something other than what they showed you if you don't watch them like a hawk. Chinese also have a "You get what you pay for" mentality that American management just cant wrap their head around. Chinese do not race to the bottom and give you a good product for less, they just make a product with the budget you give them. They don't do lowest bidder nonsense. You can absolutely ask to cut the price in half and they will agree but you will get a product that is twice as bad as you are expecting.

>>715378126
this pic was unironically made by me during that Starflop release.
im genuinely proud that people still use it

>>715388760
It's a new character bro.

>>715377645
If it doesn't matter then why didn't you just do it right in the first place?

>>715389830
>I mean surely everyone in tech isn't a champagne socialist?
Purity spiraling means, anyone who isn't a champagne socialist either gets the boot or decides to leave. Also jeets who don't care enough to do anything properly.

https://youtu.be/enb0zWbYUik

I used to really not care about gun accuracy in games but I feel like last year I finally snapped and had a massive standards shift. Like it doesn't outright RUIN a game for me if its guns are nonsense, but I have really come to appreciate the engineering of firearms through games with at least decently passable representation of them. Hearing a bolt action rifle pop off in your ears in Stalker just hits so good.

>>715399245
Dude this was the best shit.
You could use this in multi to hide in customs where there were large ponds and ambush people.
One of the best custom maps was this underground cave map and it was almost trench like, impossible to cross a main bridge for either side but you'd eventually break through.
Some people figured the giant cavern with the lake it had was able to be crossed and used this trick to cross it and get behind the other side of the bridge.
Then it became common knowledge to look out for, but it was still fun to try it because you couldn't see into the water.

>>715398145
wow that's so cool anon can I get your autograph

>>715399245
Dude this was the best shit.
You could use this in multi to hide in customs where there were large ponds and ambush people.
One of the best custom maps was this underground cave map and it was almost trench like, impossible to cross a main bridge for either side but you'd eventually break through.
Some people figured the giant cavern with the lake it had was able to be crossed and used this trick to cross it and get behind the other side of the bridge.
Then it became common knowledge to look out for, but it was still fun to try it because you couldn't see into the water.

>dev fucks up
>actually just gun fuck ups
>:/

>>715388760
Very based.