Thread 715382830

>play farming games
>always choose the country bumpkin girl

>>715382830 (OP)
What games?

I don't play farming games made after 2016.

Farm girls make do.

>>715382830 (OP)
>when life gives you lemons
>impregnate

>>715382830 (OP)
With "country bumpkins" there's always a 50% chance she's already had her brother's/father's semen inside her, at least irl, so no thanks.

that's now how dresses work

>>715382830 (OP)
>play farming games
>spend entire time farming, foraging, and fishing
>year 8
>people talked to 6/47

>>715382830 (OP)
will cheat on you

>>715383581
Name a single (1 (ein einziges)) farming game that allows you to progress past the first day without having talked to all the villagers.

>>715383762
Stardew valley

>>715382830 (OP)
her dress must be huge on the front, huh.
>>715383762
Stardew valley

>>715383225
Porn and Judaism have destroyed your brain completely and utterly. Your next step is killing yourself or trooning out.

>>715383859
go visit the south

>trashy coomer posts a thread
>always garbage

>>715382830 (OP)
I wish white women were this cute

>>715384789
Stop being a stupid nigger. Incest is for shitskins and kikes.

>>715382830 (OP)
How many horses and dogs has she fucked?

The correct answer is whoever is the dorkiest

>>715382830 (OP)
>her: "would you rather eat the lemons or my pussy?"
>me:

>>715385053
Porn and Judaism have destroyed your brain completely and utterly. Your next step is killing yourself or trooning out.

>>715385215
twitter tier post

>>715385002
Funny in the invest thread incestfags say jews hate incest.

>>715385308
I don't watch porn, only loli hentai.

>>715385428
Reddit tier reply

>>715384789
You first.

>>715385724
He tanked that, btw.

>>715382830 (OP)
Should I pursue the bumpkin or the childhood friend in Sandrock? The latter have only been in town once for a short while, so I'm not too sure about her. It's slim pickings in this fucking desert, I'd steal the carpenter's girl if I could.

>>715382830 (OP)
>healthy
>retarded
Literally the perfect woman

>>715386021
im still mad that the world in that game apparently has things like mouse girls and lizard girls and we get boring girls to choose from.

>>715385812
Of course he did, God isn't gonna let his humiliations end.

>>715387470
Sadly the mouse girl is a logan fangirl and the lizard girl is taken.

>>715388581
tfw no mouse gf that wants to try to fix you

>>715385516
Not him. Jews love incest, they just don't want YOU to do it because that'd potentially mean more closely knight social clusters that are harder to divide and conquer.

Are there any lifesim games that have social aspects like farming and befriending people as secondary while the primary aspect is combat and survival? You know, being an adventurer, or a mercenary, or a survivalist of some kind?
I like the thought of my character coming back home to relax and take care of yardwork or some shit but only if it's after a hard day of fighting for his life against horrors beyond your comprehension.

>>715389432
>knight
knit*. Don't bully me.

>>715385540
>being a mentally ill pedophile
>2025
Kek!

Get some help, buster!

>>715382830 (OP)
Mary will like to have a word with you.

>>715382830 (OP)
Why is she picking lemons in the ocean?

>>715382830 (OP)
perfect for country blumpkin

>>715388581
>>715388756
The superior farmkino wins again.

>>715382830 (OP)
Lemon stealing whore

I’d eat her bumpkin if you know what I mean

>>715385724
I keep seeing this dude shoulder tackling. What is he from?

>>715391818
>no big fat rat tits
Nah, man.

>>715391861
>you could have saved her

>>715382830 (OP)
Yes anon i would always love to be a country bumpkin girl though~!

>>715389796
>suddenly
>>715391929
persona 5x, its p5 but gacha and on your phone

>>715392492
Post tits.

>>715385724
KEKYPOW

>>715385724
Kekaroo, he did this.

>>715385181
That's not Clarice though