Why are stuck on this planet when we could be the protagonist in some epic video game?

>>715392749 (OP)
>Why are stuck on this planet when we could be the protagonist in some epic video game?
Most anons post here in their downtime from behing heroes in the video game world though...

I'd rather be the protagonist of an enthralling gay romance.

>>715392749 (OP)
You are the protagonist of your own video game
But you are also the developer and writer of it, so go make it epic

>>715392749 (OP)
You are the protagonist, the problem is that the server has permadeath so nobody wants to lose their account

>>715393593
You would have to die for plot reasons

>>715392749 (OP)
I cannot explain to you how much seething it causes me that we live in such a gay earth. Romance is dead, only nihilism remains, fuck the modern world kaczynski was right.

>>715392749 (OP)
Growing up is realizing Scar was right.

>>715392749 (OP)
Marshe.

>>715394063
Growing up is realizing Scar was right and then realizing what a little bitch you are and then realizing Mufasa was really right.

>>715392749 (OP)
That's what I ask myself when I'm playing Skyrim with porn enabled

>>715392749 (OP)
So this is where we're at now? Whining that our main character syndrome turned out to be wrong?

Lion King 2 is just as good as the original and im tired of pretending otherwise.

>>715394052

You would not be the protagonist in a video game world.

>>715394968
songs are shit

>>715395248
Yep. Why do people who can't cut it in this world think they'll cut it in a different one? The problem remains: you're still you.

>>715393713
>You are the protagonist of your own video game
Im poor so the video game sucks.

>>715392749 (OP)
Only if it's a vore game

>>715397802
Same reason these trannies seem to think they'd be a super Saiyan or a jedi of they were in those worlds

>>715392749 (OP)
We're on a prison planet that harvests fear and despair for entities that our ruling faggots worship. Want out? Don't go into the light.

>>715399469
Also, have no fear

>>715400176
Thank you, yes.

You are imagining a better world in a world that is actually real. No matter what world was real, you could just imagine a "better" one.

>>715394832
t. mufasa offspring

>>715392749 (OP)
You live to serve me. Why would I put you into a simulation where you'll just be happy doing the things that fulfill you if it's just gonna drain my resources instead of making me more shekels and getting humiliated for my amusement?