It's Sunday and I wanna race edition
Room code LCJ B5S
Get in here!
>30 mins left of splatfest
thank gawd its just bout Over!
>>715394852 (OP)I'll race for a bit
>1/24
Does /v/ really hate world that much?
>>715395324/v/ is primarily poor third worlders nowadays who can't afford a Switch 2.
>>715395324/v/ doesnt play videogames
>>715394852 (OP)we're busy with splatfest at the moment
>>715394852 (OP)>3/24Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Join in /v/ros!
Aight im done with the splat summerslam gimme a little bit to eat
Man ive been completely immerside in free roam doing all the p switch and finding all the coin panels and peach medallions. Some of the vistas and biomes are beautiful, just riding around acorn area and boos mansion... beautiful
Dont give a fuck, World is pure soul
codename what are you doing bruh
double lightning is a first for me
good evening fellas. i was waiting all day for this. thought about starting /v/eekend thread myself but knew that splatfest would mean it'd be like 5 people tops. it's a bit concerning just how many people splatfest drew away from MKW, even in random online lobbies this weekend they've been underpopulated.
>>715397683>would mean it'd be like 5 people tops. ieven better
>blue shelled in 4th
>lightning
that's cool I didn't want to win anyway
>>715395324i wanna play world but i'm not buying a switch2 just for that
i'll be back when it can be emulated
>driving into a fucking football ruined my big lead
I deserve that loss
that blue shell really screwed me.
>red shelled me on the glider section
KILL YO-
>dumb tryhard nigger literally bags every race for items
What a fucking faggot
R(2)
md5: 675a82a42aabd88194653f1d499f27e2
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>I hit somebody
>their cart just spins and they hardly slow down
>I get hit
>my kart flips over and i lose all momentum
what mechanic is at play here? I'm still learning.
>playing in the higher level ranking races when not in /v/ lobby
>EVERYONE picks random when it's a 3 intermission choice of courses to try to avoid that shit and have a chance at a proper 3 lap race
>Otherwise everyone picks the course that's not linked to a intermission
>meanwhile /v/tards gobble up that shit like idiots
STOP PICKING THE FUCKING INTERMISSION COURSES FOR FUCK SAKE PICK THE FUCKING RANDOM
>>715399020ggs wish I could play longer
>>715399145I pick routes because they are fun
The gang's all here
taking a break for now
>>715399145i pick them to get faggots like you mad lol
>>715399210same anon, i wonder if all the grouchy posts every veekend are all by the same guy, if so i feel bad for him. I used to be mad all the time like that, it's not a good time.
>>715399145You could just you know not play with us
>>715399429too bad, I'm here so stop picking like retards
Angry managed to double stomp me, that was pretty cool.
>>715399147at least we got to play some races
>>715399480nah I'm picking intermissions
Ugh have to switch rooms, bb in 10
Lakitu's Xenoblade Adventure
>>715399480that boo gave me a shock dodge AND a golden shroom
honestly cant ask for more
>20/24
Room for a few more /v/ros
>>715400356oops didnt mean to reply
>splatfest over
>room fills up quickly again
No correlation here
Nautical you're getting raped.
1
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>Ghost steals golden mushroom in the final stretch
FUCK YOU
>missed an hour and a half of kart
Picked a bad time to do laundry
>playing as ghost
>get 13th place
WoOoOoOoOo~
mario on the mkw bike is a bagging faggot
>>715401717>pooper cardeserved
breadbug massive retard destroying the blue shell with the horn
>>715401675bagging is based and takes skill
>22/24
last couple of spots
Front-running the whole race was extra comfy, not even mad I placed 3rd
>>715402017How do you even manage to front run and stay ahead?
I dont get it.
>>715401717says the guy who bags
>>715402235Bagging is based and takes skill
call out all baggers so we can ban them on sight
>>715402348we should target them with reds
anyone that defends bagging needs to get deleted
>bro just DON'T race in a racing game to win XD
>>715402606hate the game not the player
>>715402606seething brainlet
>>715402462They probably had a mushroom that boosted them again
>anyone that defends bagging needs to get deleted
>>bro just DON'T race in a racing game to win XD
Is Nolan letting his kid play or something? he's usually in 1st or 2nd
i like to think of it as a balance of when to bag vs when to frontrun
that said i dont win very much so
>>715402462no slow down usually means lag. It's half the game's shit netcode and half that /v/eekend is full of third worlders on opposite sides of the planet using wifi.
>>715394852 (OP)I'd join if I had a Switch 2, but I don't :^[
Willow please stop picking on me when i'm already in 17th place and not even bagging.
>defending bagging now
which one of you is it
>missed another fish bone unlock
gonna fucking kill myself brb
I hope I unlocked Fishbone for one of you
gg see you guys next week
if you aren't total trash you know that bagging isn't just an insta win button
>>715402941he's losing to frontrunning chads like naurtical
>>715402978ah so the game isn't actually registering i hit them it just shows the animation. okay, thanks anon i thought there was some secret boost technique
I just realized fishbone sounds exactly like how dry bones sounded in โ05
>>715403196It's possible they got hit and used a shroom after and the visuals just lagged as well, it depends on the situation. In general though it's just laggy as shit no matter what
>>715403167nope, i was too far in the back to get hit by it.
can you faggots stay on late so nocturnal neets like me don't feel left out please
I already missed the entire splatfest
>>715403312I'm going to come to your house and put a beretta92fs against your temple and force you to play mario kart until 7 in the morning with me or I'm gonna blow your brains out
>>715402941I'm being targeted and you guys are picking the worst tracks known to man
If you keep on picking routes I'll keep on bagging, and winning.
>>715403192playing like a disgusting faggot is not an excuse to be a disgusting faggot
>>715403275sorry anon, i didn't choose this normie sleep schedule it just happened. I have to get up and go to prayer meeting tomorrow morning
>>715403269Fuck. I knew I should have waited longer
[Spoiler]You were so far behind that I assumed you DC'd and were taken over by a CPU
>>715403586>prayer meeting>on Monday???
>>715399191Weโre all in agreement, right? Even 8โs was at least a proper track
>>715403541that sucks man, by the way can you share where you find the lobbies you play in during weekdays? it's always full and i can't join and i don't know where else to find full lobbies on weekdays besides reddit, which i refuse to use.
The real Nolan is now playing.
To the guy using kana. I hope you aren't learning or nip because thats not how you use it
>>715403569play close attention to the tryhard faggot that tends to win. They bag 100% of the time
>>715403810https://lounge.mkcentral.com/mkworld
The item abuse is rough some times. Out of nowhere you sometimes take hits from the front or back
I HATE BOUNCY CLOUDS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>715404030You're the best anon. Have a splendid evening. I have to go to sleep
Oh yea, for any splatfags in here frye won by a country mile
Fucked right before the finish line, just how I like it
>>715404384Im not surprised. The amount of fags I faced with names like "lilith, sophie, and meow :3" meant it was impossible for anyone else to one
>>715404580Get blue shelle'd
Rate my character/kart combo from the other thread
>>715400915
>>715403857its just the name of an mtg card
http://mtgwiki.com/wiki/%E5%B9%BD%E9%9C%8A%E7%81%AB/Ghostfire
I fucking hate rainbow road and whoever keeps putting thatstage in rotation
>>7154051811/10, quit metafagging
>>715405181Don't click on this guys. It's a massive Bananza spoiler
>>715405337Oh thats worse. Well at least its not your fault
You may only reply to this post if you are a true BLUE Pianta Pal
fuck off with your blues holy shit
At least show off daisy's ass if you're going to be an annoying faggot
>>715405358I hovered over Anon's link and now you all have to, too
>>715405571Poor little plumber boy
Stop BUMPING INTO ME.
CUNT knocked me off.
Codename you little faggot, we're going to find where you live and starman your mom
T.molegang
>>715405896>posts this and then doesn't even podium on the RR just nowkwab
stink
md5: 91674c536122b522f22faa4035baf498
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>SHITbow SHITd
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD STOP PICKING RAINBOW ROAD
HAHAHAHA get fucked Nolan!
>>715407197you tied with me
>the baggers got 1st place again
>>715407218That anon isn't me nolan.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PICK DRY BONES BURNOUT
>hit one of the mario with red skull
>he doesn't slow down at all
>hit again with another red, finally stop
>>715407621really wish they added costumes for enemies
the mafia outfit from ttyd would be perfect for this photo
>>715407861I want recolors
>full room
/v/eekends? Yea, iโm thinking theyโre BACK
I don't care who's in 1st place just don't let Nolan win.
Any one elseโs dock ethernet port stop working? From all the research Iโve done it seems to be a fairly common problem that is software glitch related. I had to plug in the USB ethernet adapter from my old switch dock today.
Thank you bee bro. May that bagging faggot know no peace
>>715408312When the world needed him most...Aniki returned
>>715408235Don't scare me like that. Mine's working just fine
>>715394852 (OP)Me on the middle left
>>715408235>>715408360My switch refuses to connect to my 5ghz wifi most of the time
WHY
>>715398812Its not his fault nintendo designed the game like that. Maybe they should balance the items then
why are you seething over some random dude in the lobby
>>715407861Dry bones was an og since โ05, he deserves an outfit
>>715408339that faggot bags too
>Turn into Pianta on Rosa's track
How did Nintendo get away with not making Luma a playable character
whoever hit me with that coin shell i hope you stub your toe you jerk
>>715408312I'm a bagging faggot too, I just came to destroy nolan tho. ggs
How is the room looking? I didnt think you guys would do a sunday one.
>>715408360>>715408468Well I hope it doesnโt happen to you but itโs been affecting a lot of people every day. It will just switch to wifi and not go back. Good news is that itโs some kind of glitch, not a hardware defect.
>>71540887822/24
And of course we will, sunday is still the /v/eekend
>>715408930Dk DOESN'T pass
Let me win you discord users
So whats better this game? Speed or acceleration?
>>715409291Not a chance. I've played with them since the first week and I've only gotten three wins and one of them was a battle mode match.
yes
md5: 4df1a63448fafb40d3312b521e11f676
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>>715409446meanwhile one dude has gotten first in 3 of the races in this set
>>715409595Im not even asking to meta fag. Its just nothing feels right
>>715408470I still win and I play the game normally. Winning as a non bagger gets you a win.
Winning as a bagging faggot gets you more hate and thread notoriety (the bad kind)
>>715409081Ok, I'll hop on for a few races.
>>715409661 its always been about luck
>2 shocks>Bill spam destroying my drifts24 players was a mistake tbdesu
>>7154093158.5k
I've been angrily blogposting on 4chan instead of getting high and having fun playing a new game with my internet friends
>>715410025>getting highdisgusting
>>715410025Get in here dopamine starved brother I'll pack one for you
>3 people use horn at the same time
>everyone gets fucked
>>715410025Internet friends abandon you eventually anyway
>>715409373It doesn't matter. Bag for triple mushroom + golden mushroom
>>715409976To an extent. I never felt the prior games be overly reliant on items. To just say "luck" is such a midwit or retard response
>just barley get to the glider section before shock goes off
>frontrunner gets blue-shelled
>comfy first
SHRIMPLE
AS
THAT
c-cloudy pls come backโฆ
>>715410445Thats not fun though. I don't get the appeal
>>715410673The appeal is not losing to someone who does. That's MK World when playing with other people. You don't want to bag? Play 8Dx and don't pick Cheese Land.
>>715410803Nah thats gay. I'll just keep trying to race then
>>715411012Beats slurping dick because others do so
>>715411012You can always smell the dickbreath on each of the metafag's posts
>>715410357so do real life friends
at least internet friends don't get your hopes up about being something more
>>715410861Then play 8Dx. Your alternative is to find a friend or two who doesn't bag because good luck finding an entire lobby who won't.
Do yourself a favor and stop playing Mario Bag World
>"No, I don't think I will"Anon, I'm trying to help you enjoy MK. World isn't fun right now.
Wow, I love playing races where Nolan gets a ridiculous lead somehow
>>715411049>>715411069Hungry much?
If you stop thinking about dick for a second you might get somewhere
>>715411049Its annoying, but it is what it is. When they figure out a way to nerf the items a bit then the meta will shift to whatever is easiest there. Theres no point in getting upset
T.Molechad
>>715410861wii and 7 doesn't require bagging to win
>Entire lobby shitting on each other about one guy winning too much
>Players upset about bagging
>Upset about lightning repeatedly
You all don't just pick a character combo and have fun?
>>715411118>>715411296No need to get self concious
>>715411296Maybe creating a bunch of hoops to jump through and still thinking the game isn't fun is a sign you should stop playing 24/7 you cock mongrel
>>715411308Wii bagging is high IQ because high level is a team game. Each team has a player who bags for the sole purpose of securing the lightning bolt to swing the race in their team's favor, so on some tracks you have two players racing each other around the track in reverse for last place.
>>715411262he's a faggot bagger what do you expect
Why is there so much bitching tonight. Did people's team not win in Splatoon 3 or something?
>>715410165I'm gonna join soon
I just take so long to do anything sorry
>>715411673then why don't you bag too
>>715411307Mole guy here. Im surprised this game can make people upset. Sure its annoying, but its fun trying to get past the bull and spam
>>715411564nigga im talking about vs randoms
>>715411525Been my strat, change it up every round and I can place high among the best of โem (and I donโt get namedropped! (that much))
>>715411783Because I'm not a collosal dick sucking faggot? I'm cool with losing just playing normally, I'll still call out the bagging fags when they show up
>>715411559>cock againseek help to treat your addiction
>>715411858Enjoy cock sucking
How many players, Iโm not gonna be home for another 10-20 minutes
Pls donโt tell me I missed everything
hey
me again
GET ME THE WRENCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thank you.
>>71541193022/24 right now
>>715411887Are you gay or something, why do all of your posts mention dicks
>>715411694YES FUCK SEAFAGS
>>715412127Because you're a faggot probably, fuck off nolan
Alright fags, good night. I have work tomorrow. And stop the cock talk. Baggers are gay, but gays are worse. Later
>>715411798No one plays Wii with randoms these days
>>715411930Still going strong with 22/24. All we need is (You)
>>715411930Lobby usually goes strong until around 2-3am in my experience
>>715412136Gonna be wild here.
Raiders should have waited on showing the opening. And the devs make it based on which team won this fest. would be a pretty simple creation.
I would like a little more time to free roam between races, but thats just me
>>715412235What time zone?
>>715411673A baggot, if you will
>>715412475oki doki
i was waiting ~20 seconds but im ok with more if no one else minds
Do more 3 lap tracks and maybe I wouldn't bag
>>71541265620 is fine. Give me a chance to actually find stuff and have people mess around.
>try join
>full room
I was too late coming home
honest question. How do you properly bag? not trying to start shit but I get the idea is to hold on th eback of the pack and wait for good items but what exact 2 items am I looking for?
And also isn't purposely staying in the back going to ultimately cause you to lag too far behind 1st place regardless?
>Was doing well
>Had a bullet bill run out right at the start of the herd of cows...
I never had a chance
>>715412867use a meta kart to catch up
>>715412867my understanding is that you stay in the back until around the last lap of the race until you get an item to dodge shock (its basically inevitable)
then you do
>>715412949 with your items
disclaimer: max vr 7000k
>room full
fuck I guess I'll race with you guys next weekend
Have we had a /v/ knockout tour? That sounds funny
>>715412867golden shroom, bullet bill, star, boo, or mega shroom are the big bag items. to get big speed buffs, or avoid lightning.
as for falling back not really. knowing how to actually drive, take short cuts that dont need items and avoid them can keep you around 8-12 easily.
>Went from 2nd to 20th all because of one red shell
And to all anons waiting to get in. I wont be on much longer, so hold on to take my spot.
>bullet bill
YE-
>lightning
NO
>>715412987how the fuck do you dodge shock?
>>715413185sorry wariobro.
>>715413210>Predict its' use>Use an invulnerability item
>communication error
Least I was able to join back quick, but I did NOT deserve it
I'm gonna do it
I'm finally gonna get stoned and join the lobby
why have we played this dogshit track 4 times but we haven't played bowser's castle once
>>715413323so star and boo only?
>>715413390I hate to agree but this faggot speaks the truth
>>715413210to be specific, people like to use shock after item boxes so nobody has items to recover with
its hit or miss though, as with any prediction
>>715413390Where is the SHY GUY BAZZAAR
>>715413101yes and it's brutal
>>715413212Thats just Mario Kart, my dude.
>>715413412Bill, Mega, Boo, Star
>lightning
>blue shell
>cucked out of first
Couldnโt youโve used that lightning at least a bit earlier?
>dc at track select
Fucking stupid
so nolan bagged that race too?
>>715413887>ctrl+f nolan>12 responsesrent free
22/24 players
JOIN UP NIGGAS
>bottom-place
>nothing but triple mushrooms while everyone gets bullet bills
>>715413931you're not him
>>715413887he's a faggot so yeah
stop giving this faggot attention
JOIN NOW THERE'S OPEN SPOTS
>connection error
WHY
WHY IS THIS 500 DOLLAR SYSTEM SO FUCKING SHIT
>>715414341because it's PS3 tier my guy
>>715414341works on my end
>>715414341maybe get better wifi lil bro
no com errors for me
>>715414374the ps3 had better online than this
and it was free
>>715414341I have never once had a connection error so I am going to assume you are brown
>>715394852 (OP)The objective is NOT rank within the top 8. It is to crush as many other drivers as possible.
>>715414558especially the tryhard sweats
>tryhard
no bruh you're just fucking dogwater
>>715414558based and bullypilled
I FUCKING LOVE RAINBOW ROAD
>>715414558Why run over me at the finish line asshole you could just pass me fuck you
>In 1st all Rainbow Road
>End near last because of power items
Frontrun track yeah sure
Have to leave for a moment brb
>>715414945I knew I shouldโve held my mushroom
>>7154149733 spots opened up
Calling it here, glad to see things picked up after a slow start this /v/eekend. Unfortunately things may be the same next /v/eekend โcause of bananza. Regardless, hope to see you /v/ags later
2 times now i've accidentally pressed my back triggers and fucked my shit up, never using those again
wiggler fag has shitty net my god
>>715415684joining right now
WHAT THE ACTUAL NIGGERS IS THIS
WHO THE FUCK MANUALLY PICKS DESERT HILLS
GGs, see you fuckers in a week
if the game is all luck then how does nolan always win
>last item box
>coin block and gold shell
>last place
t-thanks
I do way better as Toad in Pipe Frame than any remotely meta combo so might just stick with that
>horn someone second lap
>get horned last lap
you sow, you reap
i was so confused for a moment cause cake is using bike peach and pipe bike which is the shit starman uses but heโs playing as coin frog
i thought the fucker teleported
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOUNCED YOUR HEAD JAPANESE PEACH
I swear to god whenever I'm in first there's a blue shell this is bullshit
>tried to horn me and failed
haha eat shit
>>715417147i thought i hit you with the shell
nice play lol
>>715417380I've actually never got one of those in this game
That was an absolutely fucking insanely well-played race by me. All three shortcuts hit. 1st place. Blue shelled then dodged the shock with i-frames.
I'm satisfied now. See you next weekend. Toad with Pipe Frame forever.
stop being lovebirds you penguins I see you
ok after these next races guys i gotta blast so the host role will probably end up going to someone else
just a heads up
>>715417636I can't believe it's actually even possible for me to front-run for that long in this game. I think I was first place for like 2 laps in total. Partially luck but still.
How do I compress videos for 4chan is there a tool somewhere, I need this shit to be seen
You should keep your items if you fall out of bounds with them.
to whoever threw that boomerang at me near the end making me get swept down the waterfall
i hope you're having a good day
>>715417761who was the toadette btw i noticed in my clip she was the only one close to me near the end
>>715417894Cars no longer spin you out, falling OOB takes like a second max to respawn, getting crushed under a mega doesnโt get rid of your items, lightning stuns you for barley a few seconds, and you want the game to be even MORE casual? Hell it was one of the only GOOD changes from 8DX
if anybody's been doing those mkwii playsessions, how do I set this in dolphin? because I keep setting different inputs in motion sensor or whatever the third tab is and the character refuses to do it
>>715418061Bruh just map a GameCube or Classic controller
Then the up button is wheelie/trick
>>715418240every time Ive pressed the button I have assigned to up it just uses the item I have
>Bruh just map a GameCube or Classic controllerI'm using a pc wheel, its more realistic and fun that way
>>715418142>>715418378whats got your panties in a bunch, assholes
>>715418058>get mushroom>guy bumper to bumper behind me gets bullet bill>knocks me off>no way to catch up because that was the last set of itemsHow is this a good thing?
this game is so fucking fun
it's pure chaos and mechanically way more interesting than 8
it's the most fun I've had with mario kart since 64
>>715418363It has a time trial niche in courses with a lot of terrain/water since it has equal speed in all three categories. However, it also has pretty low accel and handling. Definitely not the worst vehicle, use it if you want to.
>>715417198out fucking skilled
FUCK YOU TO THE PENGUIN WHO DROVE INTO ME WITH A RED YOU MADE ME GET KNOCKED OUT AT THE FIRST GATE
>>715418796that is actually crazy
this game dude
>>715418796have you been streaming i kinda wanna go back and watch one of my races
>>715418950I only have 1 vod up from 8 days ago and itโs about to expire so be quick I guess lol
i just played that whole race one handed while eating chex mix
the pro controller is based
damn, crazy last second comeback, congrats reefbro
>>715419224You won a knockout tour dont get all high and mighty now
>>715419180When I tried using the back buttons on the pro controller mapped to looking backwards I accidentally pressed them and spun in a circle/off the track on multiple separate occassions
>>715418796>bags for triple mushrooms and smuggles them>uses the FREE SPEED BOOST in the air button>grazes the opponent's hitbox for another FREE SPEED BOOST to rob the other playerI hate how you get rewarded with boosts of speed for practically nothing in this game
Can you hurry up and unlock rocky wrench so we can stop picking that shit course?
>>715419779not my fault kamek's so rare
>>715419931it actually is
Yeah letโs spam dry bones burnout so we can unlock fish bone instead
>>715420115that's a much better idea
>>715420115I mean everyone can vote for whatever they want
how come it's dead by the time I get on...
>>715419735lol free speed boost
>transformed into spike
SUICIDE
>>715420115how bout spike
Itโs 3am I need to SLEEP thanks for the races
>>715421101I need to be AWAKE to RACE
where have all the good neets gone
Wtf
I had no idea those could spawn from kamek
>>715421752and what are 'those' exactly?
>>715421914The Tokotoko things
>>715422729from desert hills?
Very rare but yuh they can.
>>715422915unlock rocky wrench
Good games. I'm too exhausted to even do late night shenanigans
>>715423540I dread the day when we start seeing high skill level karters do this