Samus

>>715395813 (OP)
she has indian boyfriend

>>715395976
This is him singing out Samus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecBco63zvas

>>715395976
John Redcorn strikes again!

>>715395813 (OP)
on the one hand, samus is sexy, on the other hand, she kind of looks like my mother

>>715396076
Where do you faggots even find this shit.

>>715395813 (OP)
Her black boyfriend is so lucky...

This is her boyfriend..

>>715397546
right? he gets to watch while she gets fucked by white men

Nice hag.

>>715397649
John Metroid!?

>>715395813 (OP)
Built for BBC.

>>715397649
I wonder how big is BBC is...

>>715395813 (OP)
What about her?

Oh look, another trash thread

>>715397649
what a beefcake, ughhh lucky bitch

India deserves a good nuking

>>715401934
Hi ACfag

Anal with her shitpipe

>>715395976
she defintely farts and shits on him

>>715403339
He sounds so lucky...

>>715401213
Clever

>>715402081
She lays eggs from there

>>715397649
What's his name again?

TURRICAN

>>715407572
what is with these last minute page 10 bumps in shit coomer threads all day on /v/

>>715397649
That's not Indian. He looks Iranian.

https://vocaroo.com/128D0TJi6BhS

>>715407763
These threads are made by discord fags or trash fags. This thread has been up for 3 hours and has 27 "replies" in it.
No way to self moderate if you're out of the loop though, since the IP counter is gone :^)

If we're gonna be yappin about Indians, I just want to say this...
Injuns >>>>>>>>>>>>> Poojeets

>>715407763
it's called tranny bumping, a no life tranny will keep it bumped all night

>>715396886
you have a really hot mom.

It's Canon that a big black cock inserted its genetic material into samus as a child while she was covered in a foreign fluid like substance.

Why are blackedniggers so obsessed with Samus? She won’t fuck you OR niggers

>>715396886
Does your mom turn you on sometimes?

>>715410272
Behead pedophile trannies

>>715410396
I'm sure she's fucked a black guy. It's not that big a deal

>>715396886
Ask her to do cosplay

>>715411686
There's a difference between having a black mentor and being "QUEEN OF SPADES, SHE ONLY FUCKS BBC, LIL WHYTEBOYS ONLY GET TO WATCH WHILE SHE MOUNTS FIVE BLACK STALLIONS AT ONCE" -/pol/ garbage.

>>715395813 (OP)
If Samus farts in the suit, does it have fart ventilation or does she hotbox herself every time?

>>715410396
She is an ideal aryan woman.
>Over 6ft tall
>Blonde, infused with DNA of a highly evolved race making her objectively superior as a mate
>Hot as fuck
>Proud space bouny hunter with numerous acheivements known the galaxy over
>Very masculine personality but not a butch or dyke, feminine but powerful
All of those factors make her the idea victim for blackedcucks on /v/ to soil. It's about degradation, and she has very high heights to fall from.

In reality, the moment a ghetto faggot tried to hit on her, she wouldn't give him the time of day, she'd get back to work. If he insisted, she would snap him in half like a twig. And no, no amount of brute force or Nigjitsu would work on her, she has literally defeated aliens without even having the armor on, kek. She would want someone who is at least productive, blackedcucks are absolutely delusional.

>>715395813 (OP)
she looks like she lets lizards help her with remodelling

>>715411686
She more than likely only fuck black guys.

>>715413407
She's like 5'7.

>>715410396
It's jeets. It's always jeets. It's always been jeets. It's always going to be jeets.

what's the best metroid? i'm thinking of trying out the prime remake.

>>715415952
Not that anon, but I just googled it.
She's 6ft3.

>>715395813 (OP)

>>715395813 (OP)
>>715405443
i wish my ass were that big bros...
>>715415952
still taller than me