I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS BOARDS SHITPOSTING TO CONTINUE
UNLESS YOU SURRENDER AND POST A GOOD STAR TREK GAME IN THIS THREAD

Warhammer 40k is better in every way doe

>>715408996
>Warhammer 40k is better in every way doe

>>715407315 (OP)
The best star trek game isn't even a star trek game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/247350/Artemis_Spaceship_Bridge_Simulator/

>>715407315 (OP)
System Shock 2 is the best Star Trek game.

What Star Trek thing do you wish existed in real life? For me it's the Prime Directive

What is your opinion on the STO's summer event ship, Federation Intel Holoship [T6]?

>>715408996
STO made 40k's kill count look like child plays

>>715408996
they are not even remotely related in genre, form, or type

>tfw no romulan gf

Flash Trek Broken Mirror
now fuck off

>>715408996
>>715413394
We've got 40k at home.

most people on earth werent alive the last time star trek was good

>>715407315 (OP)
1990s Mac shareware game Rescue! is still the undisputed king of Star Trek games.

>>715407315 (OP)
Are any of the point & clicks good? Like I'll enjoy it with a cup of coffee by my side and at least the next four or six hours to waste?

>>715407315 (OP)
>Attention all crew: Prepare to self-destruct.

STO is alright if you only play it as a single player game then uninstall it

>>715416061
I'm a ship whore and frankly, nothing is going to top this bundle.

>>715416280
I haven't played in a long time, I mostly picked up a bundle that gave me an alright ship for every faction's story and some romulan stuff

>>715416280
if there was another Excelsior variant I would've jumped on it. I almost jumped on the Picard S3 pack.

>>715414957
I hate how Kira gets away with so much shit

>>715407315 (OP)
Dukat posting is my favorite repost. That's all.

>>715416771
the Bajoran terrorist movement is really funny with post-9/11 hindsight

>>715416771
t. Quark

>>715416891
yea quark is my favorite guy

My dear doctor, every Star Trek game is bad.
>Even the good ones?
Especially the good ones.

i'm watching ds9 again
it's fun
it's also a gold mine of image macros

>>715417940

>>715417940

>>715418125

>>715417940

>>715418206

I think it's funny after all these years, DS9 is now gaining popularity.

>>715418510
Best Trek

>>715418510
>TOS is too old for zoomy
>TNG age horrible with their arrogant mindset and half the crew are unlikable in rewatch
>Enterprise is either stuck in temperal bullshit or the expanse
>LOL STD
>Lower deck is full of MEMBERBERRY
>Prodigy is a kid show
>SNW still suffer from YOU GO GIRL

>>715418109
>that episode where they put sisko in a hot box

>>715418510
It was always liked, it just had a loud section whiny about it being not their Star Trek, same as pic.

>>715419035
>>TNG age horrible with their arrogant mindset and half the crew are unlikable in rewatch

>>715419584
Data and Worf are like the only good character in TNG. Everyone else has issue.

>>715419639
Cool. Doesn't stop the fact the ds9 is a large portion of dogshit

>>715419691

>>715407315 (OP)

>>715419691
TNG gets worse and worse by the episode after S3 while DS9 gets better and better until Ezri shows up

before anyone mentions VOY, that becomes the doctor and seven show in S4+ and never stops, most of the good episodes are just worse versions of episodes in TNG or DS9

>>715419639
You're forgetting the character who breathed life into both Worf and Data so they just weren't the Klingon jobber and walking computer.

>>715415249
Holy shit, I think I remember this from back in the day. 2d top view. Super Star Trek sort of concept. You have the Enterprise D, and you're trying to beam up and evacuate planets with Ferengi, cardassians and the fucking Borg out there.

>>715420132
She only exist for a short time and while I do agree she is good, the TNGfags hated her and replace her again with Crusher.

>>715420064
>So Riker, you got some shore leave coming up, you going to the sex planet aga-
>I AM GOING TO THE SEX PLANET AGAIN!

>>715420086
DS9 on average has much higher quality episodes than TNG. Of course DS9 has a few shitters but half of TNG episodes are straight up slop and never worth watching again.

>>715407315 (OP)
>Elite Force 1 and 2
>DS9 The Fallen
>Invasion
>Klingon Academy

>>715420346
and even the shitters have some continuity running through them at least unlike some TNG slop like Masks or a 'Troi gets mindraped again' episode

>>715420346
true. retroperspective DS9 IS the best Star Trek show.

>>715419639
How you feel about the cast of TNG is how I feel about the cast of Voyager. Shame Voyager was the only game to get a fun FPS.

>>715420564
Well yeah, VOY has 3 good characters and you know who they are. The only TNG character episodes I groan about are Geordi/Troi.

>>715419478
The problem with kotor 2 isn't that it isn't star wars, it's that it's fundamentally arguing with a straw man misunderstanding of what star wars is.

>>715420802
The problem with your post is that it has nothing to do with KotOR 2.

>FOR CARDASSIAAAAAA!!!
I shed a tear in this moment

>>715420802
Right I forgot star wars is a boring, thoughtless universe where morality is ankle deep and the only stories to be told are as simple as 'red vs blue'. Making a fanbase composed of manchildren think about anything more than that is a mistake.

>>715420915

>>715407315 (OP)
Does TekWar count?

>>715420802
Say that Kreia is wrong about The Force, it doesn't make it any less valid to her within the context of the setting, much like the nature of God within ours.

>>715421195
I mean you can cope all you want but your supposedly super clever deconstruction of an Apple looks really pretentious and stupid when you went and wrote it about an Orange.

>>715421334
>cope
>food analogy
Got anything else in your rotten little parrot brain? Which word is next? Seethe?

>>715421334
What is KOTOR 2 supposedly deconstructing? How is it misrepresenting Star Wars? You need to establish and back up these claims first. Reminder that every SW game back then was inspected and approved by LucasArts themselves.

>>715418510
It's easy to watch it all as it was intended to be watched nowadays so people have more appreciation for it. Back in the day episodes would constantly air out of order so it was a lot harder to get into the overarching story and once DS9 finished airing it basically disappeared from TV entirely at least where I lived meanwhile they reran TNG and Voyager for decades.

>>715422176
My uncle told me they did it even worse with ENT and even changed timeslots and channels multiple times.

>EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF CARDASSIA!

>>715422910

>>715422910
>Try to heal the wounds between Cardassia and Bajor
>Come to terms that more innocent death is not the answer
>Get stabbed by a crinkle-nosed drunk
great episode

>>715407315 (OP)
you're games are shit

>>715420346
>Of course DS9 has a few shitters
It's been a while since i've watched DS9, can you tell me which ones were shit?
The one i remember not particularly liking was the Risa episode with Worf and Jadzia

>>715423305
The only one I consistently skip is the wheelchair episode.

>>715423305

>>715423305
the communist rom and troon quark ones

>>715423268
ricky and julian if they potara earring

>>715423395
fuck you

>>715423305
Well the last time I watched I cataloged every episode. So here are the ones I consider bad:
>Season 1
Q-Less
Dax
Move Along Home
If Wishes Were Horses
The Forsaken
>Season 2
Melora
Second Sight
Sanctuary
Rivals
>Season 4
The Muse
>Season 5
Let He Who Is Without Sin
A Simple Investigation
>Season 6
Profit And Lace
Time's Orphan

I LIKED OLD MAN SPOCK DAX IN S1 AND 2 MORE THAN I DID QUIRKY JADZIA .

>>715423395
Don't lump those two together. Union Rom is peak comedy but the crossdressing one is pure cringe.

>>715423829
unions are 100% gay and retarded

>when you slip a sneaky little reference in where most people wouldn't notice

>>715425331
>hull disintegrates launching the saucer at the camera
It's the Yamato, baby

>>715423568
airlock

RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD RED SQUAD

>>715426097
>inverting the usual Star Trek technobabble wonder solution to kill a bunch of kids
Whoever wrote this episode had some issues to work through

>>715425752
>>715424997
>brainwashed amerifats

>>715425419
I've always wondered how they did the effect of the outer hull of the saucer disintegrating to show the frame.

>>715420086
>TNG gets worse and worse by the episode after S3
B-but... muh Inner Light

>>715428798
i imagine they set something on fire. did you know that "nitrocellulose" aka gunpowder is a plastic-like substance that was originally put to use in fake ivory piano keys and ping pong balls?

>>715427237
nigger

>>715429046
It ain't no In The Pale Moonlight

>>715426224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMM5CksAo0

>>715414957
captain sisko was the most hypocritical piece of shit possible, and I think it's a reflection of the writers.

>>715432453
nah, terrorism is fine as long as you didnt betray an oath.

>>715419035
>>TNG age horrible with their arrogant mindset and half the crew are unlikable in rewatch
what the fuck are you talking about? explain

>>715432642
>>715432453
>one defended her home planet from hostile alien occupation
>one uses his position as a trusted officer to steal Federation resources over as asinine inability to let go of first generation colonies willingly built on an unstable border with a notoriously hostile alien state

>>715432838
if the maquis were stealing from ferengi or something everything would be cool. borders are not supposed to be unstable so thats the federation's bad.

>>715432453
>>715432642
Sisko got assmad at Eddington because he compared him to the Borg, who murdered his wife. It has nothing to do with muh betrayal or muh uniform.

>Q says a completely normal human expression in a dialogue with Soong in NuTrek, using a verb and a noun that have always been related to each other
>Horsefuckers immediately claim this was a reference to their retarded show because he VA'd in it and it sounds similar to one of their names
Maybe the borg werent so bad after all...

>>715433041
no that was picard, sisko was mad about his buddy hudson or whatever too.

>>715433115
knowing how bad nutrek is it probably was a horsefucker reference

>>715433041
>>715432838
I'm not saying captain sisko is hypocrite for this one instance.
I mean in general, he is a deplorable man who would hate himself if he ran into himself on the other side.

>>715433153
he's extremely consistent but also kind of an asshole extremist the whole time.

>>715433134
The mad at Picard thing is separate and only lasted an episode. Eddington did say the Federation were like the Borg.

>>715433236
sisko is mostly anti-federation anyway, especially in the maquis border dispute.

>>715433153
Why though?

>>715433236
Picard is the first example of someone betraying their uniform in the series. It's very consistently the worst thing you can do in Sisko's view and possibly influences the Eddington situation more than the borg themselves.

>>715433153
He was a brave Federation officer. He saved the entire Alpha Quadrant. On this board Sisko is a hero.

>>715433521
yeah, I'm sure every side says that about their "heroes".

>>715433575
>saves everyone from dominion slavery
>but he was… le hypocrite

>>715433718
>the ends justify the means
hypocrite.

>>715429269

>>715433746
He didn’t even do anything that bad.

>>715433746
If I blow one man's head off to save 100 that is an objectively moral good decision

>>715433831
>>715433849
honestly sisko is kind of a hypocrite because he wanted to uphold his ideals but also win the war. those two things were in conflict.

>>715414957
Bullshit. Kira is a former terrorist who was working towards peace with the Cardy's. She had a lot of bad blood /history with Cardassians and didn't like them but that didn't cause her to pointlessly escalate things for zero benefit.

>>715432907
>borders are not supposed to be unstable so thats the federation's bad
Yes, how dare the Federation not simply genocide the Cardassians, Klingons and Romulans so there's no more demilitarized or neutral zones

>>715433951
federation revoked their citizens' rights in the treaty, entirely in the wrong.

>>715433906
He obviously decided that winning the war and saving lives was more important than upholding his perfect image of himself.

>>715419035
What about Voyager? I think that show had a great concept but poorly executed, and a boring crew

>>715434071
he didn't have to choose, the choice was made for him and he accepted it. very grey area.

Computer
Activate Iguana

>>715434142
VOY is not consistent enough to mock for any one reason. It's got some of the best eps in the entire history of trek and also most of the worst eps.

>>715407315 (OP)
was he our guy

>>715434142
Waste of potential because they just went the safe route and made it TNG 2

>>715434032
No the Federation gave up territory that was the Federation's to give up. The Maquis revoked their own Federation citizenship in protest.

>>715416771
I hate how 90% of her plot lines are just about who she's currently fucking.

>>715423383
>profit and lace
>awful
Absolute S H I T taste

>>715434157
He definitely chose… none of it would have happened without him. The fact that he felt guilty about it proves to me he’s a good person.

>>715407315 (OP)
There were some alright Starcraft: Brood War Star Trek custom maps.

Stop right there, everyone.

Brunt. F.C.A.

This thread is being audited.

Ah-ah-ah, hoomon? That order includes you, sit back down.
Word has gotten out that this thread isn't actually about video games, but is, in fact, a stealth thread for the discussion of a popular TV franchise on the video games board.
Explain yourselves. NOW.

>>715433906
In the Pale Moonlight is entirely about Sisko putting aside his ideals to win the war. Now you can take offense to the fact that there's no payoff ultimately but it does show him making that choice.

>>715434226
I'm nearly finished Season 4 now and I really liked Living Witness and Demon. None of the episodes so far I would consider the greatest of Trek. I'm seeing it gradually become The Doctor And Seven Of Nine Show which is disappointing. But at least Seven Of Nine is a way better character than Kes was

Reminder that in both cases Sisko 'crosses a line' and starts in on a scheme to do some morally questionable shit, he informs Starfleet and Starfleet belatedly gives him permission.

>Oh you want to poison an entire planet settled Federation citizens because they did the same to the Cardassians? Sure, go ahead
>Oh you want to find some "evidence" to bring the Romulans into the war against the Dominion on our side? Sure, go ahead
Hard to call him a hypocrite when he explicitly gets the go ahead from his own superiors. Even when he's pushing boundaries he's still doing it within the framework of what Starfleet considers acceptable behaviour.

>>715434571
Voyager is just a watered down TNG.

>>715434726
tfw shoes are too tight

>>715434565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rty7X7l5-VA

>>715434587
>Hard to call him a hypocrite when he explicitly gets the go ahead from his own superiors
you can't be serious, thats not how hypocrisy works. if somebody above tells you it's okay that has no relevance to your own standards, that you break.

>>715434726
You have to let go, JMS.

>>715434571
by s4 you should already have gone through
>Meld
>Rise
>Year of Hell
but s5 brings
>Latent Image
>Course: Oblivion
and Equinox 2 season finale/premiere parter

s6/s7 less amazing.

>>715433949
Kira does all kinds of terrorism and at one point even rebels against and then overthrows Winns democraticly elected goverment

>>715434565
We have games! See!

>>715435015
The fact that we never got another game like Bride Commander is criminal.

>>715435137
Star Trek: Waifu General

>>715434985
>overthrows Winns democraticly elected goverment
Winn is overstepping her boundaries by having herself installed as both spiritual leader and head of state, all Kira does is introduce a second candidate that people would vote for over her. She brings democracy to a process which had none.

>>715435172
I'm saving all my latinum for the Jadzia swimsuit event.

>>715435302
For me it’s mirror Jadzia.

>>715434985
>Winns democraticly elected goverment

Janeway
Hoshi
Lwaxana
Uhura
T'Pol
Kira
Seven
Chapel
B'Elanna
Beverly
Leeta
Jadzia
Ro
Ezri
Deanna
Keiko

Choose one

>>715433941
WARP SPEED don't rainbow read me NIGGA

>>715434985
Did you miss the part of the episode where she almost started a civil war out of pure ego?

>>715435561
that is impossible but i'd probably go uhura. pic unrelated but related.

You are now reminded that loli-Keiko wanted to get freaky with O'Brian.

>>715435561
Leeta's gorgeous tits

>>715435561
Mirror Ezri can get it until she can't walk

And then until she can't even sit up

>>715435561
>Janeway
stopped reading there. I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>715435561
>>715438279
Arachnia

>>715407315 (OP)

>>715438279
why?

>mfw the only place you can have a good star trek thread is on /v/

>>715438818
>mfw the only place you can have a good videogames thread is on /tv/

where we going boys?

>>715440007
>chief engineer's office
didn't know they even had one of those.

>>715440007
>bowling alley

this better be space bowling and not regular bowling

>>715435561
I dunnoe. I never really considered any of them to be hot/cute.
Well, that's not true. Maybe Ezri and that one vulcan science officer from early TNG.

>>715440007
>tom servo's used robots
nice

>>715440007
Signing up for a five year stint on a JMC vessel

>>715440682
>that one vulcan science officer from early TNG
this one?

>>715441456
I honestly don't remember exactly.
Though now that I look at it, I don't know what I was thinking.

I need some T'Pol.

>>715438818
>>715438929
here is the secret, late night/early morning off topic threads have an odd habit of being good. No shit flinging, minimal shitposting, people actual know the things being discussed. It's just people nerding the fuck out over things they like.
The best 40k thread/discussion I've ever been in was on /pol/ at like 2AM.

Why are things like this? Fuck if I know but it's been this way for a while now.

>>715434587
Did he get permission for "In the Pale Moonlight"? I specifically remember him making a log describing all his crimes and then deleting it at the end.

>>715441456
she cute

>>715443292
I think the only things he got permission for was releasing the forger into his custody. Starfleet didn't know a thing about the attempted forgery and most definitely not the murder.

>>715407315 (OP)
>Heads off to mirror Bajor.

>>715443292
They sign off on the plan to invite a Romulan Senator to the station in secret and feed him a bunch of bullshit to convince the Romulans to join the war, the rest they leave to him.

>>715443698
Of course Starfleet does nothing when a notorious criminal is released from Klingon prison by his request, or he personally signs off on a huge amount of a highly controlled substance with no log of where it's going or why. They just needed to know he was about to do a lot of shady shit so they could put the blame entirely on him if he fucked it up.

>>715443874

>>715407315 (OP)
there will never be a good one until there is one where i can play one lone ferengi's quest for profit in a target rich environment

>>715444428
Customer. Customer rich environment.

>>715434985
>blackmail your opponent with the truth about a national hero
>they drop out
>you run unopposed
>get elected by a bunch of clerics
Yeah, some democracy.
Bajor is space iran/india

>>715444815
>muh Our Democracy

>>715408996
1. Not even remotely true
2. Apples and oranges

>>715435561
Ezri
B'Elanna could be fun too

>>715435561
>Hoshi

>how do we portray a character as evil?
>midriff!

really?

>>715438279
t. Tuvix

>>715445637

>>715435561
Maybe its my age talking (43) but upon rewatching TNG / DS9 over the last year or so I would absolutely love Lwaxana (and absolutely destroy her every night). That, or Crusher.

>>715407315 (OP)
Ron Moore's skills as a writer and director were better used in BSG. Some of the stuff he did for Star Trek is absolutely dog shit.

>>715446854
im the same age, and ive started feeling the same way in recent years

>>715445637
>>715446405
How devious

>>715442553
>>715438929
>>715438818
That applies to most off topic stuff for any board since it's not generally discussed, meaning only those who have a vested interest in it will participate.
Furthermore, a massive problem of current 4chan is there are people who's only objective is to shit everything up, (I.E. the sheer amount of anti Nintendo shitpost threads) those users tend to ignore off topic threads because its outside of the cancer they spread.
The only wild card is election tourists and if they'll bring in their culture war shit.

>>715445637
>>715446405
Ent is such a weird show, I've grown to love it over the years. It's a really horny show, especially in the first season. They had a whole room that's purpose is for the cast to sit around in their underwear.

>>715447626
vital sexposition chamber.

>>715443292
obviously he's deleting the fucking log, because if the Romulans found out about the treachery, you bet they would fucking ally with the Dominion and rape the Alpha Quadrants ass.
also my major gripe about DS9 in the end are WORMHOLE GODS.
yes, super powerful beings exist, but that shit just irks me wrong

>>715441456
Reminder, she also played Worf's wife.

my Grandma is a Trekkie(almost 80)

when i asked if she liked DS9 she said she didnt because of how much war there was.

>>715448006
I was fine with the Wormhole "gods", their powers were limited to being able to perceive past/present/future all at the same time.
Not so much with Wormhole Demons. That was a bit silly...Mind you are actual Gods in Trek. The Founders, who are TRULY GODS. They created whole species. Has the Q Continuum or these silly little wormhole anomalies done this? I think not, no.

>>715418125
This is just the recent GDQ event.

>>715448239
Makes sense, the moment roddenberry died, Berman and the writers went to town shitting on his utopia.

>>715420132
she was so much better than crusher, it's not even funny

>>715448142

>>715423185
cardassians were so fucking kino

>>715448782
Roddenberry was wrong to make humanity perfect in TNG.

Incidentally, one of the episodes most damning of the Federation was in Season 2 when he was still alive and almost didn't get made because he had to be convinced lawyers would still exist in a utopia without crime.

>>715449405
if you have to have one or the other, pick crime.

>>715435594
She fully started a civil wat because of ego but she had the right to because
Bareil Lost
(You) Lost

>>715433521
praise bajoran jesus

>>715407315 (OP)
Elite Force

>finally join starfleet
>get sent to space 'nam

>>715447626
>>715447849
post t'pits

>>715450470
dont think i have that, more of a hoshi thing.

was this made by /tv/ or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdf4duQeNM

>>715434142
I am a zoomer that just finished voyager, started it after ds9 it felt equal in quality i would probably recommend other zoomers start with these too.

>>715419035

>>715417940
And that's the example you lead with..?

>>715450470
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

has there been anything good in the last 20 years

>>715450593
im a retarded newnigger whats the point of spoilering images

One of those stupid "games" where you decorate a room to serve as a backdrop to your studying or whatever but Star Trek captain's cabin theme when

>>715449116
Pulaski wins as best doctor because she actually tries to SAVE people instead of just taking pulse and declaring them dead.
Like the red shirt helmsmen who got killed by the giant face creature. She does 3 different readings and two different injections before giving up.
Crusher would do one reading and say he was dead.

>>715453301
Every episode has a time budget and they can't keep spending it on doctors trying to resurrect extras killed off to prove the Monster of the Week really means business

Please do not actually watch Voyager.

>>715453693
>Time budget
What a lame excuse, if anything it would save them writing time since they already have a scene ready.

>>715434571
Late kes>7 of 9>early kes

>>715453946
No, they have to fit everything going on in an episode into a fairly strict time limit. They can and did have to cut scenes that were 30 seconds of exposition or worldbuilding because it got in the way of the plot fitting in the episode's run time.

Character dies > Establish Character is dead > Move on with the scene became the norm because unless the character's death is part of the plot it just isn't going to fit in.

>>715454689
Yes, they have an hour of show, showing the doctor actually trying to do their job is the same as engineering keeping the ship running.

>>715454608
some sort of anti-braga

>>715454808
>console explodes
>spend time on a designated engineering character trying to patch it up
They don't do that for the same reason

>>715447626
those scenes were basically studio notes bc they were (understandably) panicking about ratings lel
didn't really work

>>715455094
Because the consoles seem to still work fine after exploding.

>>715454608
>Kes
Didn't her actor go completely batshit insane and get arrested on some kind of attempted kidnapping charge?

>>715453938
is Voyuerger really that bad?

>>715454608
she was hot in Warlord.

>>715455254
braga surely got her hooked on crack

>>715455396
>>715453938
voyager is worse than you can conceive of but also you have to watch it because sometimes, rarely, it's better than TNG's best. consult a viewing guide, you dont need to watch everything til you're comfy with the crew being awful.

>>715455254
I thought it was indecent exposure?

>>715440963

>>715451879
nigger

>>715455838

>>715452096
only Picard's bedroom abides by feng shui but his desk is bad, facing away from the door
Janeway's almost does but the bed being sideways (and by a window) fucks it up, plus her desk is still bad
Kirk's bed is good but his desk is just slightly off, it should be facing the door
Lorca's room is downright psychotic

>>715455396
voyager is mostly shit compared to TNG and DS9, but it is a masterpiece compared to what came after ENT
ENT is your absolute limit with trek. do not watch any TV show made after that point, consult this handy guide (pictured) for more information

>>715457085
but is there even qi in space
what about planetary orbit
is the flow of qi different on different worlds

>>715457137
i don't remember making this post

>>715457315
you never read martial peak then?

>>715457137
>>715457343
i do not agree with that chart anyway

>>715457315
>but is there even qi in space
what do you think subspace is
but also it's a good way to avoid:
getting shot in the back
getting trapped in a corner
having somebody see you jerking off while lying in bed

>>715457528
that is because you like sucking dick
its ok, you do you (and men)
the rest of us with good taste will be over there on other side of thread

>>715407315 (OP)

Haven't played Star Trek Starfleet Command 3 since 2003 and it's just as much fun as I remember.

Even better is that it's available on GOG and someone created a mod that included an amazing amount of extra content and why the fuck hasn't anyone made SC4?!?

Seems fucked that for a franchise that's been around for 60 years and decades of lore/mythology we haven't got at least a dozen all time great Star Trek games as it's a concept where you can do any type of story you want!?!FACT!!!

>watch Star Trek TOS
>fully half the episodes are about god-like interdimensional beings

>fucks up a sure thing in your path

>>715457623
ENT S3-S4 > TOS S3 == TAS ~= ENT S1-S2 > TNG movies

>>715413270

I'd rather they make a game based on Turkana IV given its rich history.....

https://youtu.be/aiEGcTuMgow?si=8Kw-ng9YSF_Y1Ovg

!!!FACT!!!

>>715449405
Explain the rape gangs then.

>>715455838
>>715455950
What a minute... I missed the discussion!

>>715457137
>into darkness
almost had it

>>715458369
Non-Federation humans don't count as human. They devolve and degenerate into gangraping monsters without the light of Federation Utopia to guide them away from their bestial instincts.

>>715418109

>>715418496
BASED Farscape poster

>>715458369
>Explain the rape gangs then.

https://youtu.be/aiEGcTuMgow?si=lQF94Iyxh4ImBQxc

!!!FACT!!!

>>715434234
>was he our guy
Until the writers realised he was getting too popular and wrote him into the ground as a Quisling

>>715459427
>wrote him into the ground
He was still right tho, fuck Bajor.

>>715418109
sisko only wants the most historically accurate racism

Can't wait for this thread to be deleted for no reason.

Sex with Cardassian women

>>715459532
He understands the importance of immersion.

>>715460117

I liked her when she was Klingler's Wife in M.A.S.H.!!!FACT!!!

I just miss comfy adventure of the week Sci-fi kino, I want to go back

>>715460297
There's no getting off Mr.Bones wild ride

Why does Deanna get raped in every episode focusing on her

>>715407315 (OP)
Your head and neck look like a thumb. Your opinion is irrelevant.

>"Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your guide."

>>715458553

pew pew star trek wars!!!

>>715460757
because she's asking for it

>>715418109
Computer, turn off Vic's racism inhibitors.

what ever happened to that stellaris star trek game coming out?

>>715457137
Insurrection had some good moments

>>715461945

>>715417940

>>715462152
>Insurrection had some good moments

Garbage movie but it gets by on the actors and how they feel like they're TV counterparts. I just find it really comfy and like seeing everyone just hanging out. Plot is dumb as fuck while the villain is a fucking retard!!!FACT!!!

>>715457137

My top three episodes across the entire franchise....

The Inner Light - TNG
City on the Edge of Forever - OT
Death Wish - Voyager

!!!FACT!!!

>>715462540
>>715462152
Treating Insurrection like a multi part TV series is the way to go.
Also why did the Admiral not have a security detail with him the entire time? Or better yet, where were his star fleet officers?

>>715455396
Watch it and form your own opinions because everyone has different tastes on shit. VOY has a lot of great moments/episodes.

Been replaying Resurgence.
I generally really like it

>>715462459
O'BRIEN FIX THIS MESS!

>>715455396
>>715463087
Two things stick out for me.
The one crewman who some amoral scientists made her heart explode by beating too fast, which would be impossible because once a heart beats past a certain limit, it just stops pumping blood correctly. Or worse, while the EMH stood their with his thumb up his ass instead of emergency transport to sickbay, Janeway tries to perform mouth to mouth CPR on her.
And the other one where I Kim and a red shirt get hit by some neural device that climbs up the bottom of the spine and you die if it reaches the brain. The EMH saves Kim but instead of letting Paris, who was his nurse try on the red shirt he has him stay put and she dies.

He was just a shitty doctor.

>>715418125
i like how trannies on imdb basically reviewbombed that episode when it's just a perfectly fine cheap laughs episode

A month ago, in another ST thread, some anon posted he wished he could play Star Trek Borg again but the game doesn't work in current Windows anymore. The thread was archived before I could post this:

https://borgremastered.com/

The game, turned into a website so you can play it in your browser, with slightly better video quality.

>>715463983
Badly needs some QOL improvements like being able to fastfoward on scenes you've already done

>>715463902
>>715418125
>Universally agreed to be one of the worst DS9 episodes for decades along with Move Along Home
>Got to like it now because of culture war shit.
Roddenberry is spinning in his grave.

>>715463902
It sucks man cmon. Literally the most retarded Ferengi episode.

>>715463983
>Uses 1MB per second
>When my bullshit burger ISP caps me at 1TB per month
I hate streaming.

>>715413270
I wish that you could pick the ships it mimics, it would unironically be a better D'deridex than the Legendary D'deridex

>>715440682
T'lyn is one of the best parts about LD too

>>715464391
>giving a rats ass about how good a ship is in STO
What're you gonna do with it anon? Clear your daily TFOs in 30 seconds flat? Do some Elite missions just because?

>go to sleep
>wake up
>thread still up

>>715464676
I tried to watch LD but dropped it after a few episodes because of how much of a Mary Sue the lead girl was.

>>715462827
>Treating Insurrection like a multi part TV series is the way to go.
>Also why did the Admiral not have a security detail with him the entire time? Or better yet, where were his star fleet officers?

Everything about the plot was fucking stupid. So the planets radiation slows down aging and even reverses it?

The plan is to steal the planets radiation (?!?) when just being on it is more beneficial for the reasons stated above.

It's also never really established, as far as I can remember, that if you stayed there for a certain amount of time and say you were rejuvenated back into the same physical form as you're early 20's, once leaving the planet would it's effects wear off and you start aging at a regular rate or is it a case where you'd start aging really fast like Donovan in in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

If that was the case then it would make sense to want to try to capture the planets radiation so it can be taken and sold elsewhere.

Then what about the villains themselves who were former members of the village? Why did they leave? How did they gets off the planet? How did they come to be able to build such a ship blahblahblah...

There's just too much stupid shit to bother going through but the main issue I have with the TNG movies is that the focus is almost always on Picard/Data and their emotional state.

Generations - Picard is sad
First Contact -Picard is Mad
Insurrection - Picard is in love
Nemesis - I can't fucking remember because of how shit that movie was.

It's kinds the same with Data.

Generations - Data is learning about fear and comedy.
First Contact - Data is experiences fear and seduction.
Insurrection - He leaves his emotion chip so they don't have to do anything with him with no character development.
Nemesis - He sacrifices himself but with the bullshit of B4 as a backup if they made another one, which they never did.

The TNG movies were nothing but wasted potential with no lasting cultural impact!!!FACT!!!

>>715433521
my favorite sisko moment is when he subtly coerces worf into assassinating the leader of the klingon empire because he felt he wasn't a capable enough wartime leader

>>715464858
The show develops the characters pretty well by the end of it all, the series is finished with S5. Its not for everyone of course but it has some really good stuff in there. I know its a hard sell for a lot of folks but I'm still bummed its over.

>>715465220
Ya its almost like he thinks hes god
I wonder why?

>>715465126
I like First Contact though

What did Gene Roddenberry mean with this episode?

>>715465126
First Contact gets a pass because they still make the Borg threatening unlike how they got nerfed to hell and back in VOY.

Also one of the best space battles of the franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KCb-O20Fg

>>715462827
>Treating Insurrection like a multi part TV series is the way to go.
>Also why did the Admiral not have a security detail with him the entire time? Or better yet, where were his star fleet officers

That's another thing, why the fuck was some admiral involved with the villains?

What was he being promised in exchange, eternal life?

Whatever, shit movie but it does have one of my favorite moments out of all of the movies and sorry for the shit quality.....

https://youtu.be/i32LmDHkEc0?si=GFrczqiCd7PtH4D9

!!!FACT!!!

>>715465220
Siskso tells Worf to kill Gowron because he's actively sabotaging the only defenses the entire Alliance has just to try and kill off or discredit Martok due to misguidedly thinking the guy is gunning for his job. He deserved to be assassinated.

>>715465580
>>715465126
>If that was the case then it would make sense to want to try to capture the planets radiation so it can be taken and sold elsewhere.
I think that was their evil master plan where to capture the radiation, they also needed to destroy the planet.

>>715465524
>What did Gene Roddenberry mean with this episode?
>Season 6
Who wants to tell him?

>>715465591
>klingon empire could only field 1,500 ships for the war
>the dominion forces outnumbered the klingons like 20:1 (if i remember correctly)
>the dominion doesn't just bum rush the allies

this annoyed me. they should have at least made the numbers more realistic

>>715465539
>First Contact gets a pass because they still make the Borg threatening unlike how they got nerfed to hell and back in VOY.
>Also one of the best space battles of the franchise.

I agree and would say FC is the best of the TNG movies and like you said it's only because of the Borg being a genuine threat, who then get BTFO while the movies biggest problem is that it peaks with that scene!

Then it turns into what could have been a two part episode of the show with the opening battle being the only time we get a real sense of scale and scope with everyone scuttling about the ship or on land with the wacky inventor.

Then the next two movies end up just being two ships circling around each other and trying to outwit the other which was already done to perfection with STII....

https://youtu.be/I8O_C7T5H_s?si=X5ZbitvN93OYY5pA

This is the biggest drawback to the TNG movies is that audiences expected a big screen experience when TNG was always at its best as an ensemble piece so unless they manage to come up with a plot giving everyone something to do they otherwise have to focus on big set pieces and concentrate on Picard/Data.

Anywho, getting back to this threads subject, I just wish we got some great ST games!!!FACT!!!

>>715465929
The only advantage the Dominion had at that point was the Breen Energy Dampening Weapon and the shock of that had worn off completely. Only the Breen ships had them at that point, they were busy trying to refit them onto Dominion and Cardassian ships so they didn't have to rely on the Breen entirely to carry every battle going forward, when every engagement would open with the Alliance trying their hardest to disable or destroy the Breen in the opening volleys. They never say how many Breen ships there are but as a relatively minor Alpha Quadrant power they'd be outnumbered by even the Cardassians.

>>715408996
/pol/ here; based.

>>715465929
You're forgetting the Dominion only had the upper hand for that part of the war because the Breen entered the war with their energy dampening weapons. And Dominion offensive would hinge on how many Breen ships there were and the fact that even if the Federation ships were susceptible, they'd instantly go after any Breen ships first even if meant sacrificing themselves.

>>715417940
isn't there a boss bitch in that show. How gay. imagine listening to women speak.

>>715417940

>>715465524
It does raise a good moral quandary, since say we're in an alternate timeline where you're happily married. None of us are married or will have a significant other, don't even bother lying about that. and your wife is turned into a child where they keep all their same mental capacities. Would you start treating them like an actual kid or like your wife still since again, the only difference is their physical form.

am i making this up or did data fuck counselor troi?

>>715465929
Dominion fucked up strategically. Let's go over the facts
>no support from Gamma quadrant
>Federation ships are superior. They are timid in war, but only to a certain point. I mean shit, they are strong enough to fuck up the Borg, but Dominion never saw that I guess
>Klingons are a dying empire, they are dogshit at war and Jem Hadar thinking they are tough for beating Klingons due to their reputation was a massive trap
>Cardassians have literally never been a threat to anyone except Bajorans, retarded to put all your eggs in that basket
>Breen are a one trick pony
>They thought the other big threat besides the Federation, the Romulans, would just sit and do nothing.
>Romulans have been chilling for years, sitting on a massive fucking military and training them through a cold war with the Federation.
>The Founder is way too obsessed with getting back Odo to realize they are completely fucked
Romulans always choose the winning side.

>>715466775
No he fucs Tasha

>>715465747
>>If that was the case then it would make sense to want to try to capture the planets radiation so it can be taken and sold elsewhere.
>I think that was their evil master plan where to capture the radiation, they also needed to destroy the planet.

Which is fucking retarded since the planet generates the radiation but according to the movie taking it away would destroy the planet!?!

I think the everyone was suffering from an I.Q. drain due to a singularity that caused them to think any of this was a good idea!?!FACT!!!

>>715467186
>>Federation ships are superior.

A single Jem Ha'dar fighter destroyed a Galaxy Class starship.

The Dominion can pump out soldiers and ships far faster than the Allies

>>715467437
unfortunately I have just asked God to close the wormhole

>>715467437
By suicide bombing into it. They need infinite reinforcements to support their battle tactics. Once they were cut off from the Gamma quadrant they were doomed. They tried to build shipyards but it's probably nowhere near what they needed and by then everyone figured out their strategy.

>>715467517
>unfortunately I have just asked God to close the wormhole

Know there's a massive insurmountable alien armada on the other side of the wormhole, destroy wormhole, problem solved.

Use this to create a coalition between the Federation, Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians to work together to build up their fleets and be ready should the Dominion attack, which should have been priority #1 after The Best of Both Worlds, while knowing that they've infiltrated who knows how many factions?!?FACT!!!

>>715467618
>trade 1 small quickly made ship with 40 cloned Jem Ha'dar and 1 cloned Vorta for a large enemy ship that takes years to build with hundreds of crew members with decades of training

it's a good trade-off

>>715467954
Yes it's a good trade off but in this particular war they can't produce them fast enough or even maintain their existing soldiers because they are running out of ketracel white.

>>715467186
>Federation ships are superior
To the Jem'hadar fighter and the Cardassian Galors, maybe. And Jem'hadar have no issues taking their enemies with them if they can. Which they do when it looks like a lost cause to stand and fight, like the one time they mass suicide against the Klingons.
>Cardasians have never been a threat
They're the fourth largest state in space and only recently had trouble with the Federation because they initially chose to expand away from them. A full war with the Cardassian Union would've left the Federation in a hugely weakened position even if the Federation was destined to win.
>The Romulans
They specifically signed a non-aggression pact with the Romulans and every other minor Alpha/Beta Quadrant power to keep them out of the way, the Romulans took it because it was the easiest way to watch the Federation and Klingons fall.
>Female Changeling
The Founders fuck ups go well past her shortsightedness. There should never have been a war at all with their infiltration of every power.

Voyager had a lot of problems, but my biggest problem was the ship looking like it just flew out of the dock, 7 years wandering around, having to patch the ship up but it was never shown in the show itself.

>>715468651
Yeah some wear on the exterior and even interior would have really helped sell the isolation. I wanted to see Voyager limping back in the last few seasons.

>>715468651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k

>>715461945
I'm pretty sure they officially abandoned it.

>>715468191
The Federation let them have a planet with a fungus that could be used to make more White because the alternative was one huge Jem'hadar suicide bombing

>>715469221
This basically showed that they were desperate for white and even that planet wasn't enough. Giving it up was a good move cooked up by the autismo squad.

>bajorans could be here

>>715468651
>>715468872
That's what the writers room wanted. They wanted the whole series to be like Year of Hell where the ship has to make do and be patched up with foreign tech but Berman and Braga are retards who thought it would lose fans if the status quo wasn't reset every episode. That's also why the whole Federation/Maquis dynamic was basically dropped after the pilot. B&B thought that people didn't want interpersonal conflict. Voy has the rep of being a weaker version of TNG because that's exactly what those to dumbasses wanted.

>>715469586
Reminder that Dukat never made policy, he only implemented it. And any grace given to the Bajorans was done to try and calm them the fuck down because everyone not in the Central Command was getting sick of their friends and family coming back from a simple guard job on a backwater world in bodybags.

>>715469874
The dukat cope episode is my favourite too

>>715470120

>/v/ when the walls fell

>>715470478

>>715470478
>/v/ when the tile was seen

>>715468191
>Yes it's a good trade off but in this particular war they can't produce them fast enough or even maintain their existing soldiers because they are running out of ketracel white.

No one ever brings up that they have replicators that can literally make ANYTHING out of thin air, so why would you not have installations that could do this with ships on a massive scale and have holographic figures running them like that of the Voyager Doctor who could physically interact with anything?

!!!FACT!!!

>>715470791
Star Trek tech is not very consistent.

>Start watching TNG
>Season 1

Is Season 2 worth watching? Should I just do like everyone keeps telling and start from Season 3?

I did like some Season 1 episodes like the one with Klingons and Skin of Evil.

>>715467348
Not only that, but it is a plot relevant point that is brought up several times later.

>>715471358
Season 1 is dogshit because there was huge infighting when they were making it

>>715470949
Transporter dampener, the weapon is now useless

>>715470478
The phantom, when the door stuck.

>>715471358
>Is Season 2 worth watching?
Yes. Don't listen to retards, Contagion, Q Who and the Measure of a Man and good reasons to watch it.

>>715471484
>Transporter dampener
Yeah... and why doesn't every ship have one of these to prevent boarding parties whenever the shields go down?

>>715471760
Dampers are a shield, what just went down?

Who mogs who?

>>715470791
Because it's impossibly energy inefficient to produce things the size and complexity of a starship, you namefagging dipshit

>>715471358
S2 is more of a rollercoaster than S1. Some of the episodes are truly great, with the first really iconic episode during this season. The problem is that whereas a lot of S1 wasn't very good, episodes tended to be silly fun bad, where as S2 is more on the side of boring bad where you just wanna get through it. Here's a watch guide, go ahead and watch the ones not marked as being bad. Even some of the ones marked okay on here are pretty good, since the guy who made this chart was being really stingy. S3 is when you're good to just watch everything.

>>715471848
No.

>>715440682
>it would be a mistake for you to refuse

Indeed it would. Vulcans are three times stronger than humans on average. If she's undergoing pon'far and has no control of her emotions, you are either going to accompany her of your own free will, or she snaps your bones like twigs and you come with her anyway.

>>715471945
Yes

>>715471881
>Crusher, with actual grace and form
>Troi, with...uh, slightly bigger breasts I guess

This one isn't too hard.

>>715472004
Explain how humans can still best Vulcans in feat of strengths then.
Same with Klingons.

>>715472015

>>715471760
>the shields are down
>quick reroute the power from the shields into the transporter dampening field
>we don't need it to try and fix the shields and prevent us being shot up

>>715472127
Obviously they would have a portable one set up on the bridge not tied to the other systems.

>>715428798
They make framework model, then put a styrofoam "hull" over top of it, and then drip acetone on it. Disintegrates the styrofoam to reveal the understructure.

>>715472004
If she's undergoing Pon Farr and entering Plak Tow then she'll already be on the first transport to Vulcan to settle it in the ritual manner her society demands

Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet!
Engage

>>715472097
When has a human bested a vulcan in a feat of strength?

>Section 31 has ensured The Dominion will never be a threat ever again
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T GENOCIDE YOUR ENEMIES

Fuck Season 7 and fuck Bashir

>>715472640

>>715472349
Unless circumstances rendered that physically impossible. Or she has taken a liking to you, Vulcan/human hybrids exist, with the most famous Vulcan by far being one.

>>715472640
Fuck Section 31, fuck Ira Behr, and fuck that faggot notion that human haven't really grown as a species they're just comfortable/spoiled that has become the plague of nuTrek.

>>715471881

>>715472250
>the enemy ship just shoots your now shieldless vessel right in the life support system
>they send their troops over on a shuttle when everyone has suffocated and turn the dampeners off
Good job preventing boarding-by-transport, I guess

>>715407315 (OP)
They missed out by not making a FPS focused around Miles "gas the cardies" O'Brian.
Imagine the kino, overloading a type I phaser and throwing it like a grenade while yelling "take that ya fooking cardie cunts"

>>715418510
DS9 always had a measure of popularity otherwise it wouldn't have lasted as long. Though I liked all of the pre-JJ Trek shows except Voyager.

>>715434142
Wasted potential and it only gets worse as it goes on. Also worth noting Janeway is the worst of the Captains by a huge margin. Zoomers only say it's 'ok' because they were unfortunately raised by a generation of crazy, barren middle-school teachers like Janeway so they think it's ok.

>>715471358
TNG is probably the most prime example of a show getting better as it goes on. The early seasons are so bad and boring it's borderline unwatchable; once it gets past that and around the time Q and the Borg also show up is when the show made a turn in writing. Ironically, TNG only got way better after they sidelined Roddenberry.

>>715472709
>You'd really stab a man in the back?
>Well, that is the safest way to stab someone, isn't it?

Garak is best boi.

>>715472871
They could do that anyway.

>>715472507
None that I can think of, even in the new continuity movies where they built up Khan on screen as being a nigh invincible superhuman, Spock still beats him half to death, when he actually gets a chance to fight him.

>>715472793
Vulcans have sex outside Pon Farr. It's not how they breed. They do not reproduce only every seven years.

>>715472876
Achievement Unlocked
>"If The Shoe Fits.."
>Kill 5 Spoonheads with a ladle

I like starfleets double fisted fighting style.

>>715472709
>>715472912
Also a gay guy done right.
>INB4 election tourist crying
Garak refused to tap Dukat's daughter when she was throwing herself at his feet, dude's gay.

If you hate Deep Space 9 you can always imagine it never happened.

This is Captain Kirk of the Federation Starship USS Enterprise. I have been told that this board has a... sublime taste in it's entertainment, and a fervent if... reasonable dislike of the youngest among you. I would like our first impressions to be amicable.

Tell me, what is your favorite episode of TOS?

I thought they were doing something really interesting in DS9 by making Gul Dukat almost sympathetic at the end. Then that campfire episode happens and he becomes Space Hitler 2.0

>>715473276
I think I liked DS9 so much because it actually felt like a Navy in deep space again a-la Wrath of Kahn rather than a bunch of weird magical-tech utopians bumbling around space.

>>715472876
Make a mod for Elite Force

>>715472838
Human nature does not and will not change. The entire fucking point of the franchise is that the greatest enemy humanity faced on the way to the ideal society was their own base nature. The first step to the Federation was collectively accepting those flaws and then moving to work past them but making an effort.

Someone who had the good fortune to be born into a society with absolutely no wants is not somehow inherently better than someone who didn't you incorrigable sperg.

Section 31 is so cool. There should be a series about them.

>>715473490
didnt it? sisko literally calls him not an evil man then they do space jew devil possession or something.

>>715473172
Achievement Unlocked
>IRA Ingenuity
>Build and detonate a homemade bomb using scavenged phaser parts to take out a Cardassian tank
Achievement Unlocked
>Leprechaun's Luck
<Kill 7 Cardies in one level using only lucky charms aka booby-trapped gold-pressed latinum)

>>715473257
He's bisexual. Andrew Robinson said as much himself about how he was coming on hard to Bashir the first time they met but it the novel he wrote about Garak the love of his life is still a woman.

>>715473490
They gave the redemption arc to Damar.

>>715473909
>rants about how if given the chance he'd genocide the entire Bajoran race
>"and that's why you're not an evil man"
It's called sarcasm honey, look it up

Star Control II

*bangs frying pan*
ANY MUST READ TREK NOVELS?

>>715473490
I loved schizo camp fire dukat but Pa Wraith dukat was lame and they tied his character down with the Winn plot

>>715471358
>Is Season 2 worth watching? Should I just do like everyone keeps telling and start from Season 3?
>I did like some Season 1 episodes like the one with Klingons and Skin of Evil.
>>715471408
>Season 1 is dogshit because there was huge infighting when they were making it

This is correct while there's an issue of Cinefantastique Magazine that goes into production problems during seasons one and two.

Things turned around once Roddenberry was sidelined due to illness where Rick Berman took over with an "open script" policy where unsolicited screenplays could be submitted and produced if chosen.

This is why there was a distinctive improvement with season 3 and onward while thank fuck they changed the uniforms and brought back Crusher after that horrible fucking bitch Pulanski who radiated hostility and unlikability and why they dropped her character down an elevator shaft in LA Law to get rid of the fucking bitch!

Anywho, ST:TNG peaked between seasons 3-4 while 5 should have been their last but everyone was greedy and wanted to keep things going even after they reached the amount of episodes needed for syndication at which point everyone stopped caring and just collected their paychecks.

We can at least be glad that All Good Things was a perfect sendoff while I was at the Toronto Skydom when they premiered it...

https://youtu.be/P13eImzdE0I?si=f-xuL72fWbAyEik4

This is is why you notice a drop in quality during 5-6-7 and the same thing that happened with The X-Files which was supposed to finish at 5 seasons then do feature films but everyone stayed for more money and why it went right into the fucking shitter afterwards, dragging on until the 9th season!!!FACT!!!

>>715408996
As someone who enjoys both settings, Star Trek space combat is more fun than Battlefleet Gothic

>>715420346
DS9 falls off a cliff in the final season while TNG manages to course-correct.

>>715440181
O'Brian probably didnt either

>>715473380
Journey to Babel or City on the edge of forever.

Jadzia is a SLUT!

Cardassian bodily secretions contain a compound that Bajoran women find irresistible.

>>715475229
t. Sirella

>>715475295
Cope
CMBF was only common during the occupation due to economic reasons

>>715473380
Amok Time, easily.
https://youtu.be/guNfdqpk7bA?si=gymD218NDKvi6XGF

>>715474356
despite that, there are still good episodes to be watched even after s4/s5, and i'd say the same (with more reservation) when it comes to the x-files. should they have stopped? yeah. but did we get some good shit along the way? hell yeah.
at least TNG didnt end in a trainwreck.

>>715475319
>we never got to see just how much literal ass kissing Jadzia had to perform to get back in Sirella's good graces
Ezri never got a chance to explain to Worf that she has vivid memories of being his mother-in-law's seat and the smell of sweaty Klingon crack

>*Distorted noises*

How did they get away with this!?

ENT’s last episode is worse than 9/11

How come Star Wars doesn't get this much love?

>>715476050
It does though. We have Star Wars threads too.

when does tos get good

>>715474356
>We can at least be glad that All Good Things was a perfect sendoff while I was at the Toronto Skydom when they premiered it...
Good to know that your !!FACT!! shit is literal boomer autism

>>715461125
>I was just posting a little test. A little test to see if you've gone crazy.
>BLEEEEEEEEEURGGGGGGH

>>715474659
The only bad part of the last season is Dukat going full retard

>>715434565
The 69th Rule of Acquisition clearly states, "Fuck anyone who works for zero compensation".

>>715474659
I'd say the last 2 seasons were really bad due to the writers leaning into the thing that was the weakest part of star trek, namely the action and space battles. The episodes that did not deal with wars on those seasons were still good, but those became more and more scarce.

Elite Force is basically just quake, used to be fun at LAN parties, never played the single player tho

>>715469490
>Bajorans could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this system before. There could be Bajorans anywhere." The stellar wind felt good against the hull of his Galor-class cruiser. "I HATE BAJORANS!" he thought. Patriotic Union folk songs reverberated his entire vessel, making the bulkheads pulsate even as the 9 drokna Kanar circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) disdain for inferior species in the Alpha Quadrant. "With a Cardassian fleet, you can colonise anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>TNG
>Worf suggests going red alert and take out the enemy in combat
>Picard rejects the idea

Why have a Klingon in a ship in peaceful exploration?

I'm so annoyed Netflix doesn't have Star Trek anymore. I've been wanting to rewatch TNG, DS9, and VOY but no way am I subscribing to paramount or torrenting 21 seasons.

>>715433941
Let's not fucking forget he was the cop in the music video for Word up by Cameo

>>715477701
https://m4uhd.com.co/search/star-trek
lot of pop up ads though

>>715477701
i have this thing called a hard drive, upon which i have every trek saved so i can rewatch them as many times as i want, for free
isnt the future amazing?

>>715476417
From episode 1

When's there gonna be a Red Dwarf game, tho

>>715467186
In the Dominion's defense, they thought they could eventually overwhelm the Federation with numbers because it takes longer for the Feds to shit out a Miranda class than it does for the Dominion to produce a battleship, but the wormhole made a chokepoint that they couldn't bring their numbers to bear through.
Federation fleet is puny for its population size.

>>715477701
21 season is like the size of 2 modern games. Shouldn't be too difficult to get. In fact, I think /t/ had a full collection up as well some time ago.

>>715478316
Right after the movie

Any year now

>>715478316
>When's there gonna be a Red Dwarf game, tho
When you code it.

>>715478413
>>715478402
Any of you guys know how to program, I can't do it for shit, GOD I've tried

Also what are BBC/Dave like in terms of using their IPs? I'm assuming BBC would be fucking shit hot on that kinda thing...

>>715478375
Federation hadn't been in a hot war for almost a century at that point. Plus the Borg demolishing a huge portion of their fleet meant that they were probably still rebuilding when the dominion showed up.

>Bashir gets friendzoned by Jadzia Dax
>Ezri Dax gets Klingoned before dating Bashir

Why did the writers hate Bashir?

>captain worf show
>his fucking career jacket or reprimands of war crimes guaranteeing he would never get a command
>2 dead wives
>house of martok politics
>failed ambassador implying if he did become captain
>post dominion war vibes in teh federation
>brainwashed brother
>son hates him


could have been kino.
>

>>715478759
>a huge portion of their fleet
By the time the Dominion War started the writers finally understood that the losses at Wolf 359 were not a huge deal to something the size of the Federation and they lose that many ships in nearly every major encounter on screen

>>715478969
Augments aren't allowed to have nice things.

>>715478969
Garak

Post your top three (3) sci-fi shows /v/

>>715407315 (OP)
Does every star trek show before nu-trek has an "everyone is infected by the horny virus" episode?

>>715479017
To be fair, the Federation never suffered loses on the scale of Wolf 359 in its history which is why you saw them start up projects like the Defiant.

>>715479175
bablyon 5
farscape
star trek

have a soft spot for that one 90s sunday afternoon of weird low budget scifi shit.

>>715479175
>The Orville (the only one that my GF actually enjoys)
>Red dwarf
>Voyager
The other 2 she just leaves the room or scowls at me

>>715479175
>TNG
>DS9
>TOS
By the time you've watched all of these you're ready to begin the cycle again, no other franchise needed

>>715419584
i'm not a fan of data because he, like spock before him, makes a lot of problems meaningless
>gee just let the super smart, super strong, immune to everything guy just fix everything

>>715479017
There's also them having not been in a real war in almost a century, like I mentioned. Before the borg starlet wasn't even a real military, it's ships were built with a focus on exploration. The Defiant when it showed up was even noted to be a radical departure from the ship designs that the federation had become known for, being described by some characters as an engine with guns strapped on. That's because the Defiant was built from the ground up as a warship, to fight the first thing that had been an existential threat to the federation in living memory. For better or worse, the Borg were a wake up call, that there was stuff out there that was on par or even ahead of humanity, and were not friendly.

>>715479248
im infected with the horny virus whenever i see kira

>>715478174
It's funny how after decades of knowing this image I think I only just put together it was Geordi the whole time. Also perchance would you know of an unremastered version of ToS? can't find that shit anywhere and don't want to pay for it.

>>715479504
Perhaps look for a DVD quality torrent. The 720p or 1080p ones are likely to be the remaster.

>>715479497
t Gul Dukat

>>715479470
TNG even had an episode centered around that. Some guy wanted to reverse engineer Data so they could replace most of Starfleet's ship crew with copies of him, in an effort to save human lives, and make starlet vastly more efficient.

>>715479572
I did, the ones I could find were all not being seeded unfortunately. oh well

>>715457780
Criminal that this series is dead. I spent a stupid amount of time replacing the music in STO with tracks from Empires at War
https://youtu.be/fAP_nakJ5F0

>>715479175
SG1
TNG
BSG

>>715477701
bro just rent dvds from your local library if you're gonna be a boomer about it

>>715434142
>>715455396
“Two enemy crews flung across the vastness of space have to come together onboard a single ship in a desperate attempt to make their way back home. They will have to make their way through the territories of unknown races —many of whom are ambivalent to their plight if not actively hostile— with nothing but their wits and their single ship”


LOL. Just kidding. The crews blend with zero issues and the ship is always in perfect working order with an endless supply of torpedos and other supplies that can’t be replicated.

>>715479856
goold?

>>715469706
B&B also wanted the Dominion War to only last a few episodes because they thought showing the federation at war was antithetical to Rodenberrys vision and might be too depressing for the audience.

>>715434142
i think the boring crew is really the big problem

>>715480197
>Roddenberry's vision

>Sex
>Communism
>Worshipping The Devil
>Having a hard ons while piloting a plane

>>715479959
To be fair the Maquis are basically star fleet and the Voyager crew couldn't pick and choose since like 1/3rd of the crew died during transport.

>>715477701
Really? I have trek on my netflix

>>715480197
We threw chuddenberry out the window long before then and the series only benefited.

>>715480451
>We
You probably weren't even alive wtf are you talking about

>>715438818

>>715480572
The Royal We, he deserved it

>>715408996
It's not a competition

>>715479175
SG1, ENT, and Doctor Who.
I will not hide the fact I am a millennial.

>>715480572
He's false flagging given Roddenberry is super woke. But because it was before his time, it get a free pass.

>>715481131
Rodenberry was woke but he didn't decry people with different political beliefs from him from existing, which makes him based, and he was also a skirt chaser which makes him problematic.
He is a complex figure.

>>715407315 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/551620/Approaching_Infinity/

Dominion Wars never gets the attention it deserves. It's not perfect but it's a pretty good game that never gets talked about.

>>715481549
wwwwwawdasssssdwdsadwdasdasd
>anon was killed by Fleshpound

>>715481370
>he didn't decry people with different political beliefs from him from existing,
So he's not a chud, good to know.

Roddenberry was an awful man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GqblcVkLM

>>715481829
>a boomer has archaic contradictory religious beliefs and is racist & sexist
What are we to do with such a mind-shattering revelation?

>>715482086
You do realize that's a fake video, right?

>>715479435
>my GF
I miss when 4chan didn't have so many normalfags
This place has become Reddit except you can say nigger

>>715479989

>>715482251
I mean even if it was, who cares? Nobody is going to be shocked by boomers being weirdos, that's just how most of them are.

>>715479989
kek

>>715461945
It is ironically the most Cardassian-centric game in the franchise, otherwise it's worse than the free mod that came out before it (aside from the UI which in New Horizons sucks butt to look at)

>>715482546
>Who cares?
It always comes to that cope

>>715482867
>hey guys boomers are crazy
>ok
>COPE!

>>715480572
it's a bot
they all talk the same with "what do we think" "what do I think" and other weirdo AI-isms

>>715482982
Yes.jpg

>>715418109
Why does he say black people instead of black humans? Does he not consider aliens to be people? And why does he care? 1962 was like 400 years before the DS9 took place. That's like someone today getting pissed about the Defenstration of Prague.

>>715483841
>That's like someone today getting pissed about the Defenstration of Prague.
That's how politics in the Balkans work tho

>>715483841
nigga euros are still mad about shit that happened thousands of years ago

>>715483910
>>715483916
False analogy. The federation is post-racist. The Balkans are not post-religion.

>>715480346
The weird thing is it didn't even start like that. TOS was way closer to DS9 and pro-American in tone. Guess Roddenberry just changed after the 70s.

>>715483841
>>715483910
>>715483916
>>715484245
Please do not desecrate a blessed /tv/ crossover thread.
Why can't /pol/tard tourists not fuck everything up? Why does everything have to be about a culture war?

>>715483841
Sisko is based and cares about historical accuracy instead of sanding all of the edges off so that people can feel good.

>>715484650
It reached bump limit..

>>715483841
He gets over it in like 20 seconds.

Best time travel episodes from each series?
>Tomorrow is Yesterday or Assignment: Earth
>Time's Arrow or Yesterday's Enterprise
>Little Green Men
>Storm Front

>>715485502
>Assignment: Earth
Never cared for it
>Time's Arrow
Now THAT'S an episode I love despite its reputation.

>>715407315 (OP)
Star Trek is a joke. It tried to do a Pride Allegory with the Goa'uld-like aliens from Stargate before it was even normalized.