Thread 715425576

How did Uma Musume suddenly blow up and become popular worldwide overnight?

>>715425576 (OP)
The egg man

>>715425576 (OP)
because bronies moved onto anime when their show died, also weebs are subhuman and will watch paint dry if it has an anime waifu on it

>>715425576 (OP)
I don't know but I already lived through this shit being obscure popular and now I have to live through this shit being actually popular.
I hope you horsegirl niggers die

>>715425696
Lol u mad?

nothing better for fake weeaboo e-celebs to latch onto maybe?

I have different question - why, when Gold Ship does her winning kick animation, she loudly say "oy vey"? I'm not making this up - https://youtube.com/shorts/BkRT7qWIy58

a combination of marketing to normalfags and paying streamers to "play" the game

>>715425576 (OP)
Yakzua funded marketing for streamniggers to shill to their ironic weeb fanbases

>>715425770
See
>>715425675

>>715425675
>because bronies moved onto anime when their show died
As a brony I wouldn't touch this shit with a borrowed dick even, it isn't even anthro garbage

>>715426861
>As a brony
Kill yourself

>>715425576 (OP)
Mkultra mind control.

>>715425675
Bronies and general anime fans have zero overlap. You're just making shit up.

>>715425576 (OP)
It's paid promotion. It will fizzle out very soon.
Nobody in their right minds will stick to a gacha about dead race horses that takes up so much of your time.

>>715425576 (OP)
Maybe because it released?

>>715425576 (OP)
She's such a weirdo.

>>715425576 (OP)
BA lost...

>>715426934
Nah

>>715425576 (OP)
Streamer fad. In two weeks you won't remember the name of it. Remember Poppy Playtime 3 or whatever the fuck it was last year? ADD culture seeks novelty and needs "influencers" to tell them what to like.

>>715425675
That doesn't add up though.
This game is only blowing up now.
The anime came out 5 years ago.
The game came out in Japan 2 years ago.

>>715425576 (OP)
Because it was released on Steam, dipshit.

>guts is trash, don't train it
ok, /vee/
>lose career because of low guts
thanks, /vee/

>>715425576 (OP)
>ragebait refers to a deliberate act of driving up engagement via anger
>uhh let's just call all trolling ragebait, skibidi
Zoomer lingo is retarded.

>>715425576 (OP)
Its a mobile game with gameplay thats more unique than gun/fantasy rpg #3298472 thats complex enough to get invested in yet not demanding enough to make you look like a total manchild in public. Its also doesnt push hard into being softcore porn. Horse racing is exciting to watch.

>>715425576 (OP)
Its a mobile game with gameplay thats more unique than gun/fantasy rpg #3298472 thats complex enough that you cant just auto it, yet not demanding enough to make you look like a total manchild in public. Its also doesnt push hard into being softcore porn. Horse racing is exciting to watch.

>>715428726
>he trusted the green devil

I'm amazed that post Genshin craze there's still enough normalfag audience to not understand that gacha sucks past the honeymoon period.
Doesn't matter, the game will EOS at record speed because shit is too focused on pvp and there's 4 years worth of meta hindsight available.

>>715425576 (OP)
It has been a few weeks now and I doubt that people that started on launch aren't fatigued from how time-intensive the game is.

>>715425675
>Roastie begging men to watch western products
Ewwww

>>715425576 (OP)
>Pay every single streamer and eceleb to play it
>It becomes popular
I wonder why

>>715425576 (OP)
Horse Racing and the mainstream acceptance of anime and cute girls. West is tired of all that woke bullshit and can see it for what it is.
Cute girl trying their best.

>>715429705
It depends. Because those people have never sat in front of a game and played it for a prolonged period of time and this game is secretly civilisation tier length. You could work on a girl for hours and even if you didn't succeed the progress and knowledge still assists for the next round.

>>715425576 (OP)
Nikke summer will kill it.

>>715425576 (OP)
They should add actual animal stallions with big long horsecocks to the game and have them able to mate with the uma so you can try to get the best offspring possible by selective breeding

>>715430057
They can't. The Yakuza will kill them

>>715430000
Your webm is exactly why Nikke will never overtake Umamusume. Contrary to what you believe via this site, most people arent coomers.

Streamers. That's usually why most games go viral these days.

Bahamut's alter-ego.

>>715428758
But Goldship did ragebait people tho?

>>715430000
>>715430163
Trips of truth say otherwise, tourist
/v/ will fuck anything with a hole and appropriate appeal

>>715429838
>>715426703
I really don't think they paid the streamers
Considering several of them have been seen playing it offstream multiple times since launch.

I only have 11,000 crystals. Am I fucked for kitasan?

>>715430390
>Trips of truth say otherwise, tourist
Those are quads, SEAnigger.
>/v/ will fuck anything with a hole and appropriate appeal
>/v/
and theres why Nikke will never overtake Umamusume.

>>715430085
Why tho

>>715425576 (OP)
the /vg/ general shilling it

>>715428471
>2 years ago
more like 4

>>715430509
The Jacuzzi own the rights of several of the horses the girls are based on.

>>715430494
Even if you had 30k you're fucked for Kitasan

>>715430575
How does that matter? It's not like the umas actually resemble the horses they're superficially inspired from

If you play the next big thing after being shilled it by streamers, then you are fucking cattle of the highest order. It just had to be said.

>>715430750
I am a goy cattle sheep golem and I'm proud!

>>715430613
But a youru er says if I don't get 2 I need to reroll my account

>>715425675
this
also bronies moved to Snoot Game/ Wani for some fucking reason

>>715425624
/thread

>>715430750
I started playing after seeing the threads and all the horse facts

>>715427275
Anon that's a huge lie. MLP G4 is inspired by anime

>>715430750
I started playing because /v/ hates it

>>715425576 (OP)
Barbie (2023) was right and horses are actually very charismatic animals, particularly to men.

>>715430000
Ok, unironically am I the only one who doesn't even find this sexually arousing? It's so over the top and so far removed from genuine eroticism that I can't just help but laugh at it and I am far from a prude.

>>715430985
But /v/ love it though?

>>715425576 (OP)
>No gameplay
>Just cutscene
>Sage horny
>Wholesome chungus gold ship being an easy to digest community mascot
>Easy to yuribait
This game it's basically a wet dream for streamer and Vtubers, no wonder it exploded, people says it's a good game but at the same time have all the potential to be easy to stream slop.

>>715431064
It's unbelievable but that's the LEAST offensive of Nikke's summer batch.

The game is cute but it’s way too time intensive for what it is I don’t know if I’ll stick with it

>>715425576 (OP)
Good marketing, and smart move putting a freemium game to Steam available to everyone instead of mobile phone only.

>>715425576 (OP)
because it's good

>>715425576 (OP)
Uh... E33 fans said normies think anime is gay and cringe. Why is this anime horse game so popular?

>>715430163
>Contrary to what you believe via this site, most people arent coomers.
Umamusume is around 50k peak players and pretty flat. Even on the weekend it didn't really go up which suggests it might be around the top.
Stellar Blade went up to 195k.
That's 195k for $60 coomer game vs 50k for a free to play game.

>>715425576 (OP)
Shill marketing.

>>715427494
You'd only be helping yourself

>>715425576 (OP)
>>715426739
This "blow up" is nothing compared to when genshin-slop hit the deck
Normal fags are just open to consuming gacha as long as it comes with English, and they are just gobbling random shit that passes them by as usual, it's simple as that

I like that Daiwa Scarlet is an unabashed tsundere, twintails and all. They seem to be surprisingly rare these days.

>>715431543
>backpedaling to a completely different type of game
The topic is gachas, Chang.

>>715425576 (OP)
Steam release

>>715432386
There's the weeb cope lmao. Korea won.

>>715425675
Nu weebs* we old weebs still have some dignity and standards. Might as well dont even call weebs weebs anymore, they are normalfags

>>715432882
Oh boy heres the inferiority complex gook. Pokemon Pocket alone blows every single gook gacha AND Stellar Shit combined out of the water.

Isn’t Uma musume Steam has region lock in China and Japan?

>>715432386
>noo it must be gacha
Didn't go with gacha as coomer gachas usually don't find their way to steam. But pic related is coomer and mops the floor with Umamusume being at 264k peak.

>>715425576 (OP)
Probably because it went Global.

>>715431064
I feel ya, Nikke is just so blatantly in your face with T&A that I just feel nothing towards it. Tryhard horny is what it is.

>>715431543
>That's 195k for $60 coomer game
And this is your 900k for $70 “woke” game (according to /v/)

>>715433252
No, Japan and Chink have different servers. Japanese version has its own entry on steam.

Why can't weebs get into a niche interest without the anime girls?

>>715433273
>The First Descendant
It’s also has worse gameplay and story than the average mobile game

>>715433445
>saves gaming they said
OHNONONOO DONT LOOK GOOKBROS

>>715433424
i see hot anime girl
i coom

>>715425576 (OP)
whats next, an anime about popular slot machines? its all just degenerate gambling shit

>>715433273
Kow many times do I have to explain this, Kim? We are talking about gachas
>coomer gachas usually don't find their way to steam
lol every single major one is on Steam now.

Buy and ad, Ranjeesh.

>>715425576 (OP)
Why does that one look fine in the game but like a troon in the show?

>>715433390
There are always bigger normal games as none coomer games allow for a bigger audience. Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite...
But original anons argument was a coomer game will never overtake Umamusume which is obviously false.

>>715430000
Am i the only one that thinks the designs look AI generated?, look at the skin texture

>>715426703
This is it. They got virtually every popular vtuber to play it and ironic weebs love their ironic games. It has an added benefit of not being overly sexual so it's more palatable for normies. Throw in a ton of memes and it just makes sense. It'll die out eventually since it's FOTM but there you go.

>>715431064
I know it's not AI, but I've jacked off to so much AI art now that I can't find an art style similar to that erotic anymore....

>>715425576 (OP)
Nobody cares about your slop, death to gachaniggers.

>>715433709
anime will always look different from 3d model

>>715433772
You AI radar is overworked and registered wet texturing as "AI"

>>715431662
her and Vodka are my favorites

>>715425576 (OP)
Paid shilling.

>>715432386
I can see why he swapped it to Stellar Blade though. It's Shift-ups lesser active game that actually has tracking stats going for it.

When will the Yaia hors become playable?

>>715430494
You should be able to get 2 copies with that by the time she leaves and that's all you need.

>>715433959
I like Vodka, too, mainly because of her name probably. Who doesn't want to be "inspired by Vodka"?

>>715425576 (OP)
Because it's free and somewhat fun

>>715433547
>>715433445
Didn't claim it was good. But a much lower rated coomer game beating Umamusume in player peak numbers should say enough.
>>715433610
>lol every single major one is on Steam now.
All of the coomer gachas with threads on /v/ are not on steam. If you really need to compare it with coomer gachas you have to go with smartphone numbers. And Umamusme numbers can't hold a candle to coomer gachas there.

>>715430980
Only in the sense that cartoons are a dead creatively bankrupt industry for two decades thanks to adventure time. Every single fucking thing is just extremely low quality theft of babby's first anime, americans are just worse chinks really.

>>715433530
It's tragic how his autism destroyed his life. Poor dude was too retarded for his own good. I wonder if he's even alive or if he died of aids of something already.

[notice] you are viewing a weak ragebait thread
for any poor innocent soul that has found their way to this website, unable to cut through the 100 layers of high IQ sardonicism us 'channers operate on; the game recently released worldwide, so it recently got popular worldwide. that's it.

>>715431064
I call it "sex cute" where the sexed up designs are trying too hard and end up being more cute and amusing than arousing. Last Origin comes into mind as comparison where imo their art direction and posing gets eroticism better while still being very over the top.

>>715434250
>The Global version of horse girl released like 2 weeks ago only has 1m downloads
what do you mean?

>>715431064
>feel nothing when seeing nikkes in sexy outfits beyond thinking “damn, nice tits”
>neuron activated during any story interaction where they act cute or kind to you

I think I’m cooked, boys

>>715430163
Idk I don't play the game and just think about anime horse girl pussy on my face
Maybe actual players are more wholesome than me

>>715425576 (OP)
only 30k players? its not even big

>>715434250
>

>>715433738
I play horseshit for a few days and it's not even coomer game, just your typical moe kawaii XD

>How did this game that just came out worldwide suddenly become popular worldwide
TRULY SCIENCE IS BAFFLED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT.

>>715434003
Meanwhile, in reality.

Why they shill Oguri cap so much? I hear her xmas alt is met dominant for a long while.

>>715434937
SEAmonkey coded post

>>715433273
your stale korean skinshoop is dead

HAHA THE ANIME HORSE GIRL MADE A WACKY FACE XDDD LOL SO QUIRKED UP!!!!!!

>>715435021
Oh please, BA is way more of coomer pedo ass tits than whatever horse girl

>>715435051
I won't stand for you insulting my horse wife.

>>715425576 (OP)
People like horse i guess. And the anime is pretty good

>>715425624
>Fat
>Furry
Makes sense

>>715434250
>All of the coomer gachas with threads on /v/ are not on steam.
You're either being disingenuous or a legitimate fucking retard.
>If you really need to compare it with coomer gachas you have to go with smartphone numbers.
Which Uma on JP alone obliterated.

>>715425675
It’s fucking horse racing, a wildly popular timeless form of addictive sports gambling, with anime girls on it, of course its going to sell like crazy. It’s like if they let you buy a prostitute on your DraftKings app, the world would go crazy

>>715434991
they're all feeders and architects

>>715428726
>trusting overgeneralized advice
The career is unironically much easier with balanced stats. If you want to minmax for a high rank/sparks, you really gotta build around your horses stats, skills and the tracks.

>>715430494
Just max your luck irl

>>715435794
I dunno what the fuck I'm doing, can someone snd the google doc while I wage, I wanna check the test runs in it

>>715434003
>cygames
>paying anyone
lmaaoooo

They are shilling this goldshit real hard

>>715436050
Retard

>>715433772
Nikker main artist openly uses AI, yes.

>>715434724
Download numbers are already starting a downward trend which suggests it might be the peak. Pic related is selected favorable for Umamusume as it's all the searches for the phrase and even there it's behind coomer games.

>>715435436
>You're either being disingenuous or a legitimate fucking retard.
Name some coomer gacha games who are popular on /v/ and on steam.

>>715436735
What the fuck are you even doing? Did the gooks paying you for this gacha tribal shit or what?

>>715436586
>>715436586

>>715436054
Why wouldn't they? The horse is a literal walking fucking meme factory. It's easy advertising. They would be stupid not to ride it out.

>>715425576 (OP)
organized criminals using it to launder money are paying shills to advertise it

>>715436735
I don't understand what is the point of this, but here we go

>>715436874
Just explaining to some anon how coomer games can be decently popular.

>>715434481
Last time i heard of him he was cooking food with homeless people somewhere

Uma musume is wholesome and the whole game and characters are a love letter to the horses they are representing. This is why it's blowing up compared to something like Nikke or Blue archive where the fanbase are all coomers which drives people away.

>>715426703
yeah should be fairly obvious they launched an expensive advertising campaign
its kinda pathetic that it was so effective to your average /v/ gachafaggot. They really are an easy mark.

>>715430163
No, people are coomers. Specially women. It's just that most people won't admit it in polite company. Specially women. Fucking is literally one of the most basic and fundamental human behavior. The human race could never survive this long if we weren't all such horny degenerates.

>>715436735
>>715437120
Here some more for the heck of it

>>715437048
what? want me to report that thread for spamming? let it die or we'll migrate there when this one dies

>>715436050
They're paying Pekora to play shadowverse 2.

Your gook wannaber still aren't tired of Nikke yet? For me i'm already tired of the shitty main story, event and lame ass generic coomer characters

>>715437421
never heard of him

>>715425675
I'm a brony and I'm never touching this slop.

MLP unironically could not exist today because it was a genuine grassroots fandom that was as shamelessly cringe as possible. Nowadays the internet is filled with subhuman normals that only purchase corporate-approved products and throw hissy fits whenever they're asked to try something that isn't mainstream. Just look at the OP for this thread, talking about how "popular worldwide" it is, because that's the intended audience. Losers who desperately want to feel like they're in with the new popular thing. The OG bronies were nothing like that, they were passionate autists who created a community out of pure, unfiltered, non-cynical enjoyment of something. The subhumans who play gacha cannot ever attain that.

Regardless of how you feel about small cartoon horses, MLP was the absolute pinnacle of internet culture and there will never be any other pretenders to the throne now that internet culture is dead, especially not from a bug franchise.

>>715425576 (OP)
How did normiefags even got into this in the first place? Isn't there lolis and even loli brides? How are they gonna be able handle those?

>>715425576 (OP)
Just like in Japan
Give it a few months and the hype will die off
I like it a lot for now but its get really repetetive

>>715437120
>>715437275
>it's all just Japan and .. Ethiopia?
heh

>>715437794
The designs are super tame
Hilariously cygames is the company that gave 8year old girls D sized tits

>>715437950
I don't understand what are you even trying to show here, and i'm tired of your stupid blabbering to be honest

>>715425675
>Paint dry waifu
Drawfags be creative

>>715437135
Uma Musume isn't a coomer "game"

>>715430000
The anniversary did an unfixable damage to Nikke which I can still feel to this very day. The moment you realize how much shitty, unenjoyable busywork you need to do in game just to progress will kill your enthusiasm very quickly. Summer has to be exceptionally good after all the boring ass events for me to care again, but the fact that we got a fucking 60$ gacha skin instead of a freebie for Rapi after 6 fucking months is just pure yiddish.
I say this because I genuinely care about the game, but constant fuckups and slog content gets tiresome after a while.
If I would start the game now I would quit within 2 weeks. Its a shame because I know the devs are capable of much much more, but since the anniversary things have been mediocre to bad.

>>715425576 (OP)
Blue Archive deserves to be popular over this horse trash.

>>715438027
I mean, tame for you and me, don't disagree there but i have seen normies get angry about even more tamer shit.
>Hilariously cygames is the company that gave 8year old girls D sized tits
Would expect extra outrage from that alone.

>>715425576 (OP)
Career mode take 15 minutes for a loss and 30-40 minutes for a win. I timed it with max speed cutscene skipping. That's a huge time investment for nothing and you won't even get the right sparks after it's over. Doesn't help that career is the only game mode right now other than dailies

>>715437794
>loli brides
Is this true or are you joking? Gonna instant download and play this if true.

>>715438321
Its from 2016
Practically an entire era ago

>>715438096
>Uma Musume isn't a coomer "game"
There's literally panty shots and their tits jiggle like crazy.

>>715438027
More like G although Japan uses metric cupsizes, so the sizes are a bit inflated.

>>715438392
The Loli bride banner should be next month.

why are gacha threads always filled with people posting graphs and shit

>>715426083
She says "way way"

>>715438346
I think that’s exactly why Uma Musume is so popular. Streamers love streaming it because it’s actually a streamable game. There are things to do that take a long time. This is the polar opposite of a game like Girl’s Front Line 2 where all your dailies can be done in 5 minutes and you’ll have nothing to do afterwards. Nikke has the same problem. A casual gacha game that has a lot of content you can stream for hours is very very rare, I know from experience. That’s why even though a lot of people are saying Uma Musume is streamer fotm that will go away soon, I think it provides something no other gacha games can.

>>715438168
I dropped Nikke, i used to have all the meta Nikkes back then, the dailies are a shore and the ''gameplay simply doesnt exist'', there is not much you can do other than looking fat asses, the and story is pants on head retarded, it was interesting at first but lately its just Rapi pulling DBZ powerups

>>715438392
Uma Musume is based on real racehorses, do you think a foal can race, retard?

>>715438531
It's ecchi, not ass tits in your face like BA, SB, Nikke. Like Genshin isn't a coomer game either

>>715438096
It goes back to >>715430163 whos claim is coomer games will never overtake Umamusume.

>>715438531
Where did you see panty shots? "Spats" and buruma are not underwear. Also, big tits do not make it into some hot ecchi game, either. The girls are attractive and they obviously go for some titillation but that's about it. Mainly they're just "kawaii".

>>715438682
Nikke story is fill with stupid asspull and now Da Commander is acsually da chosen one super experimental weapon very rare only he survived da whole experiment

>>715425675
This is true, Yes.

>get 1100 speed on uma
>1* guts spark
fuck you

>>715425675
bronies are for white people
this is for asians

>>715425576 (OP)
Released on steam. People like horses and horse racing. Since it's not pure coomer stuff it has to stand on it's other aspects to survive.

>>715438941
No a loli

>>715438738
I mean they definitely start racing before they're fully grown. not quite loli but certainly hebe

>>715439028
Why not?

>>715438941
>https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/1989107262/
this bitch is older than you lmao

>>715433783
>It has an added benefit of not being overly sexual

>>715439154
And a lot of them are dead. Her Umamusume is a still a middle schooler.

why the fuck did "ragebaiter" replace "troll" in the public lexicon

>>715425576 (OP)
Uma Musume: Pretty Derby's popularity surge, particularly in the West, is a combination of factors, including its unique premise, engaging gameplay, and the global release of its mobile and PC versions. The game, which combines elements of anime idol training, sports simulation, and gacha mechanics, resonated with players unfamiliar with the horse racing culture prevalent in Japan, where it was already a hit.

>>715438853
I could swear i saw someone post screencap of a panty shot from this game.

>>715439220
middle schooler according the western rabbis

Why are gacha fags more interested in engagement numbers and treating it as a fucking team sport instead of being concerned if the game is fun?

>>715439301
It's entirely possible. I've only seen a little of the game so far.

>>715438682
Its all the smaller things coming together, why I'm mad at the devs.
The nier rerun is just fucking terrible, the other event was predictable too. The 60$ gacha skin should have been a freebie, one mediocre to bad event previously, the game never really reached Old Tales level of quality again. 2.5 anni was fucked beyond repair, with Siren being botched overall, unable to progress until I hoard resources. Its all these little things coming together.
I like Rapi, and the story, but damn man the quality tanked hard since November. I hope this summer event finally sparks my interest again.

>>715439389
why did assassins creed shadows flop

>>715425675
luv horses, simple as

>horse girls
>it's just girl with ears
sigh

>>715439389
>treating it as a fucking team sport
>game is fun
You almost had it Anone.

>>715439568
how many times are you gonna post this?

>>715431138
>Wholesome chungus
she is not "wholesome." she's an asshole. Haru Urara is the wholesome one

The Make Debut song is a "banger", like the 30 year old kids say. I might even argue that it "slaps", if you know what I mean.

>>715439609
forever until i get a good game with fucking boner generating anthro whores never

>>715433823
50k people play it daily and I see it talked about daily so obviously a lot of people do care

>>715439718
Real humans don't care, jeet. This is a board for video games, go fuck off to one of the dozens of porn boards available.

>>715425576 (OP)
>>715425675
Because it was just released globally?
Are you both retarded?

>>715436054
They been doing it for 7 years. She literally the PR mascot of their YouTube channel

>>715439837
>Real humans don't care, jeet.
I'm Irish you faggot. Why are you so upset that this game is popular that you need to manifest a bullshit excuse for why so many people play this game and stream it. Are you saying Cygames paid Joel to stream Uma Musume so he can make glue jokes and pretend to act surprised that there aren't any actual horses?

>>715438392
Here's your loli bride.

>>715436054
Gold Ship is one of their biggest mascots due to her IRL counterpart being a menace during races and training.
https://youtu.be/P26Opa7F5g0?si=V7iB4WmTi4s_g1jN

>>715440289
>bloomers

>>715426739
people really have no idea how much the yakuza is struggling in japan right now

barely any new recruits, all their cash flow got obsoleted by online stuff, the government's not looking the other way anymore, etc...

https://youtu.be/OgOcXHQwVmg
unsurprising to see who the most replayed one is

>>715425624
fpbp
>unc called rice shower “twin” and “oomf”

>>715440289
Nice. Bloomers are meant to be visible from now and then, though. Not that modern fags really no about it. It was pretty interesting to hear my granny talk about how the girls had to wear stockings, garters and stuff even in the winter. It was apparently pretty annyoing if you fell down whilst skiing to school, with the snow getting under the dress and the stockings.

>>715427494
>claims to be a horsefucker
>not 'Neigh'
Kill yourself.

>>715425624
Well.

>>715438321
I saw some tweet of a retard getting mad at Super Creek being lolibait lol

>>715440592
Am I supposed to be sad that Japans version of the Mexican Cartel is dying?

>>715441481
no, not really
I'm just pointing out that they clearly don't have the money to be astroturfing uma musume on 4chan and twitch

>>715439851
thirsty..

>>715434978
>but what about

>>715425624
Anon, I regret to inform you that Dr. Eggman is a video game character and thus NOT real.

>>715425624
It's what I am

Does this game allow modding? Like, turn them into actual horses/ponies or whatever?

>>715442127
kys furry zoophile. animals cannot consent

>>715425675
lolno

>>715442127
what do you mean by this

>>715439851
>least off model fanart

>>715440430
they don't want John Yakuza at the front door the next day

>>715433786
>I know it's not AI
anon...

>>715431064
It's just a girl in swimsuit.

>>715440592
Japanese government had pipelines for yakuza clans legalization since fucking forever. Most of them went white during 19-20th centuries as construction, farming, security, insurance and hospitality companies.
Every major gaming company in japan is a former yakuza front designed to funnel gambling money into legitimate businesses.
Yakuza that is currently "struggling" in japan are most stubborn xor stupid clans refusing to bend a knee and pay taxes.

>>715425576 (OP)
probably some fucking v-tuber

Watching Cinderella Gray. Will Norn and Fujimasa be added to the game? They're so hot.

>gacha game
>the gacha is down and won't let you roll
What's their master plan?

>>715443412
Both are OC donut steel, so no.
Some of the central girls are in the game though.

>>715443480
Preparing their potato server so it won't crash during D-Day.

>>715439628
Lots of horses are actually assholes. Tamamo Cross, Dream Journey, and Stay Gold are known for being absolute assholes. Former 2 are actually incel horses because they would be extremely aggressive, bite and kick riders and trainers, would have problems with mating, and hated visitors. Then there are ones like Gentildonna, who would be very domineering and it'd be not the rider but the horse that makes decisions to the point she'd have problems with breeding because studs would be scared of her.

>>715426703
>Lying onthe internet
Cygames didn't pay anyone to play the game, sorry you get so butthurt when a game just naturally grows.

>>715425576 (OP)
That's just how content farms work. They take the current big thing, milk it for everything its worth in terms of trivia/etc and then move to the next new big thing

Fuji-kun's big braless fujis.

>>715441481
Mexican cartel controls the government and country while Yakuza got assfucked by the government and police into submission.

>>715442263
>>715442614
So it allows mods?

>>715425576 (OP)
Uma what?

>>715436008
>speed: what it says on the tin
>stamina: for how long your uma can keep her speed intact before she starts slowing down
>power: how quickly she can apply that speed, think of it as acceleration
>grit: pressumably, extra speed/power that your uma gets on the last stretch of the race, higher grit means more of it.
>wit: higher chance to trigger skills

>>715433530
I swear, the autism tranny pipeline is real. PROTECT YOURSELVES

>>715425675
TRVTHNVKE

So is it true that the owners of those horses have said that they do not like people making porn of Uma Musume characters and sexualizing thme? If that's so, why did they agree to turn their horses into anime chicks? And why did they still allow big jiggly tits and panty shots for them but anyone else doing anything "disgusting" is bad?

>>715444503
Most are actually okay with the porn if they are vanilla enough. They just don't want degen stuff like futa or guro flood search engines.

>>715443630
>Tamamo Cross, Dream Journey, and Stay Gold are known for being absolute assholes.
In all fairness, Stay Gold was his father, so it's no wonder the asshole behavior was passed down to him. His uma counterpart might be added to the game soon.

>>715444503
Because the Japanese think that breasts, big and small, jiggling or stationary, are a completely ordinary part of women and life. Sexy, yes, but still completly normal thing to appreciate.

>>715444029
unsure, it depends on how encrypted the files are which tends to be often for these kinds of games to prevent people from getting a billion currency with cheat engine, or to hack game speeds or stats to ease up the difficulty on some things like events.

>>715425576 (OP)
Paid promotions and the S2 of the anime being a good sport drama. Also, id say that poorly drawn horse racing event ,that got traction a couple of months not long ago, introduced a lot of people to the concept "horse girls" through fanart.

>>715443630
Is Tamamo cross a horse you can pull now? I saw her as a NPC in a race event and the angery noises speak to me

>>715444646
>>715444503
The yakuza aren't going to come to your house and beat you to death if you draw Daiwa paizuri. They just don't want normalfags seeing that shit and want it out of the public eye.

>>715444906
Not for now, she came out by the end of the first year, so it should take global 7-8 months.

>>715425675
trvke

>You can't transfer your Star Umamusume
Why is she my "star" ? I have a trained version of her in my team and i assume got her rating during the tutorial? Pls help my PTSD is leaving the solar system as we speak.

I don't think it's paid advertisements since you are supposed to disclose that and I haven't seen anyone do that yet. I guess the yakuza could have instructed everyone to break the rules and not include it but there are too many streamers playing it for that to make sense. It's just a viral FOTM game that blew up because it's "free", on steam and has horse waifus. It's also been popular in Japan for years already.

>>715445107
Isn't that the one you have set to share in your profile?

>>715429369
Played several gachas: FGO, GBF, AzurLane, ArKnights, Blue Archive, Uma Musume and i can say the honey period of gachas is at least 60hours of free entertainment. Even more so when you arrive late and you find a game frontloaded with hundred of hours of free content before catching up and just do dailies till the next content update happens like the rest of the player base.

>>715444248
I gather that much, I was wondering why a C speed, C power end chaser golshi was losing to umas with Ds and Es, probably bad cards and skills

say something nice about my horse daughter

>Game that is popular in japan gets a global release and is now popular globally
>many are confused by this

>>715445286
You're a God amongst mortals.

>>715445427
Is she even wearing bra?

>>715445392
it could be yes, Goldshi wants that stamina even if its not a primary thing to her like power or speed since she still has to run plenty more than most umas since she is a long runner.

>>715425576 (OP)
intense marketing and shilling . fucking yiutube feed got flooded with umamusume stuff and ads.

>>715438762
Gooner used to be coomer which used to be echi
Same shit

>>715425675
>bronies moved onto anime
Only the ones with shit taste who didn't like horses to begin with.

>>715433783
>vtuber
Golshi is a literal vtuber tho

>>715445515
No but that's okay
She'd sweat through it anyway

>>715445434
Popular in japan doesn't mean it will be popular in the west. Just ask Love Live fans.

>>715435583
hookers are gross.

>>715445584
g4 was essentially an anime

>>715445584
>you can't like something because it's cute
>you HAVE to want to fuck horses

>>715425675
All true, and the trannies don't like it

>>715433783
>added benefit of not being overly sexual so it's more palatable for normies
I like to think most girls playing this even if just subconsciously are aware the characters they are seeing have six foot cocks in real life.

>>715445628
What a practical design. Whoever designed it is a genius!

>>715444646
I barely know japanese but this is missing a few words like as for [] wont be forgiven!

>>715445893
>six foot cocks in real life
hate to break it to you, but you're not 6 ft tall

>>715425576 (OP)
Being popular is one thing, being able to continue playing it is another
>you'll spend 1:30 hour to play 5 pvp, 6 daily races, 3 legend races, and 2/3 career playthrough on full skip, every day
>that's just one session, if you don't want to cap TP and RP, you'll be logging back in again in 12 hours to play 2 career and 5 pvp taking up more than an hour, every day
>good luck getting that 9* spark uma, grind and grind and grind on same fixed career, knowing which stats to go for, and which support to use, again and again
>repeat every time new uma is added
the same group of people spending at least 3 hours every day grinding uma is the same kind who looked at other gacha needing 15 minutes to do daily as "boring"
how long can they keep this up once that trance died down, I wonder
EN clearly are not as autistic as JP when it comes to repeatedly grinding

>>715445963
The girls need to breathe! Heat control is important in any athletic endeavour!

>>715425675
the internet is way too large to lump in every niche interest into a singular "autistic shit" category, it's not 2010 anymore

>>715431064
tweening live2D is so overdone and boring that it doesnt even get to me anymore
i can burst to literal mspaint tier doodles but when i see that vector jiggle i lose all enthusiasm in a flash

>>715444029
>>715442127
allow no, but there are.

I blame stonetoss

>>715445893
Not Tamamo Cross

>>715434083
>Yaia
Where are her gigantic tits?

Director-chang is cute

>>715439851
Does the game have retirement arcs? I want to see Daiwa become a broodmare just like she did IRL.

>>715425675
my little pony is flash animated shit, you can seethe all you want but just know you obsessed over prepubescent sloppa.

>>715446505
Had to sacrifice them to become a hors

>>715430450
>Considering several of them have been seen playing it offstream multiple times since launch.
How do you know these things? Fucking eceleb obsessed loser. Kill yourself.

>>715446576
I WANT TO CREAMPIE THE DIRECTOR

>>715439851
>>715446649
they are based on irl horses, borderline zoophillia btw.

>>715446981
so? even better

Daiwa fucks human men it's written all over her face and it's actually kinda disgusting

>>715446838
>say easily refutable thing
>"no actually"
>instantly resorts to insults

>>715425675
Spbp

>>715425576 (OP)
This game has sadly become one of those things i get to enjoy only if I avoid interacting with anyone else playing it.

>>715425576 (OP)
It finally released globaly
why is this site so full of retards

>>715447114
I mean, technically they all do?
Male Umas don't exist.

>>715425576 (OP)
I don't know, but it's popularisation also pushed clips from the umanime to my feed and as a chronic bringe watcher, i went through three initial seasons+ONA+movie+cinderella grey in the span of 3/4 days.
The movie is a genuine masterpiece and watching picrel win after a year of struggling with injuries caused me to feel something for the first time in years. The fact that all of those races and events are based on actual horses and historically accurate is shocking to me. I got season 2 of cinderella grey spoiled to me by reading Oguri Cap's fucking wikipedia page, great stuff.

>>715447143
anon, they are actors . what you are seeing on screen is a cultivated character not what the person actually is.

>>715425576 (OP)
Astroturfing, artificial engagement, algorithm botting, and flavor of the month streamer slop.

Hussy

>>715447185
which is weird to me since I assumed there was a global release already. I mean the snime occurred a while ago and with a gacha an snime tends to cone with an international release afterwards

>>715447250
>on screen
I literally said that they've been seen playing the game off stream, in their own free time.

the yakuza will break your kneecaps

>>715446981
>Only have horse ears and a horse tail.
>Most safest interpretation of horsegirls possible.
>"borderline zoophilia btw"
Imagine being this gay. Do you curl up in a corner and cry when you see a centaur?

>>715425675
put me in the screencap

>>715445584
I don't know about late season cucks but the early fandom was pretty anime adjacent so if anything it was the other way around

>>715447323
yum

If your favourite horsegirl doesn't wear buruma you should probably reconsider your life choices.

>>715439291
thanks ChatGPT

I hope normies discover the anime once they are done with the game, it's kino as fuck.

https://youtu.be/zCt_nQXRU70?si=iVHZbR5dmSFakILW

>>715445584
Literal alphabet soup mindset
>You're a bi? Then you're a fence-sitter you coward! People who became women (transformers) are above you!
There's this implication that going deeper and deeper the rabbit hole is more "honorable", but this bullshit only makes sense in your degen heads.

>>715447085
>shane dawson

>>715446981
But I'm attacted to the human-horse girls. not the actual horses

>>715448516
CinGray was already getting popular among the anime community even before the game dropped.
I think there's a combination of CinGray + BA fans waiting for their port to drop because it got delayed + Horse Race Test going viral a while ago, it was the perfect storm.

>>715425576 (OP)
Otakus have been fully coopted by gacha firms. Sorry anons, but you exist to whale and argue about the FOMO surrounding your waifu JPGs you didn't pull. I like fanservice, anime, hentai, what the fuck ever. This shit (and any other derivative) is just Zynga but Japan.

Bottom of the barrel hobby makes gaming look like literature.

>>715425576 (OP)
Cygames paid streamers to play this shit and normalfags are retarded subhumans, I understand that there are people that likes the anime but the "game", you must be mentally ill to like that and yes normalfags are mentally ill.

>>715447203
Come to think of it, I wonder how many Umamusume are actually based off real-life female horses (or I guess you should call them mares or fillies). I know off-hand there's Haru Urara, Daiwa Scarlet, Vodka, Air Groove, and Hishi Amazon. I'm sure there's more though.

My main issue with this game is that there is not a single appealing character. It has to have the most generic roster of all time of any anime aesthetic.

>>715429075
>gameplay thats more unique
Gameplay?

>>715448516
I genuinely went from
>i dont care about the theatrics bitch
during the ONA, to fucking kneeling whenever she appeared on screen during the movie. The snapshot of her during cinderella grey where they talked about sometime, in the future, there being an uma who would shine the brightest was fantastic too.

>>715449159
Are you judging all the girls by their school outfits?

>>715449115
all those who wear bloomers

>>715425576 (OP)
I don't know but I've completely given up on hanging out with weebs after it, been hanging out with furries instead and it's so refreshing to not have every second conversation be about gacha or vtubers.

There's something depressing about /v/ genuinely engaging with gacha games. I can't put my finger on exactly why but I feel ancient at this point.

>>715449115
>>715449302
All mares also have an accessory on their left ear (or left side of their head, for some). It's the otherway around for stallions.

>>715449159
The game was supposed to come out in like 2017 but then got reworked from the groud up and released in 2021, then we only got global version in 2025. It's arguable that the concept itself was developed in like 2015 and 2016.

Those early characters look a bit oldschool because they are essentially part of the mid-2010s japanese anime aesthetic, not the nu-Hoyoshit chinkgacha.

>>715431662
i like her huge teats

>>715446764
>puffy

>>715449437
and those with accessories on both sides?

>>715449445
Makes sense and unfortunately, style has moved on.

What are the best stats to train Gold Ship in? Power and Stamina?

>>715448576
literally who

>>715449740
There's alsways an additional, bigger or more noticable accessory on the "proper" side. Took me awhile to see Daiwa's on her hair. If you look at Opera, she has an accessory on both ears but the one on the left (her right ear) is more prominent.
>>715449245

Mid 2010s anime aesthetic will always be superior to hoyochink

>>715450027
Fine Motion has identical accesories on both ears

Going from Cingray to s1 is pretty rough

>>715425675
Actual weebs already knows about Umamusume when it was only an anime. And probably already tried out the game when it came out in 2021.
What you're talking about are ironic weebs.

>>715449159
this game wasn't made for non-japs, sorry

>>715450268
Now check this out.

>>715450691
woke garbage

>>715425576 (OP)
Horse racing is the gambling of kings

>>715450268
I guess that identification method doesn't work 100% time, huh. The only thing I can see is that she has a ribbon on the back of her left foot. That said, she also has a ribbon on the front of her right foot.

>>715450691
Oh shit!

>>715450691
>vestigial
booo

Horses and Racing are core to humans, the cute girls makes it even better

>>715433783
Do you retards realize how notoriously cheap CyGames is?

>>715450691
who wrote this, the fucking grammar makes me want to vomit

>>715431064
"Over the top" and it's just some chick flashing you.

>>715425576 (OP)
>appeal to gooners
>appeal to whales
>appeal to gambling addicts
>appeal to horse betting people
>OP is surprised when this generates a black hole of mentally retarded people willing to piss their money away

>Was 80k viewers just a week ago

People have already moved on.

>>715451347
based, getting priconne EN vibes from this

>named after a theoretical particle that's faster than light
>in-game version's entire gimmick is about breaking through physical limits of speed
>real life career consisted of grant total of 4 races of absolute, undisputed domination only for life-threatening injury to cut it short, followed by an early death
Dare I say, kino?

>>715425576 (OP)
I love her

>>715451347
>People have already moved on.
you mean like 12 people?

>>715451347
>watching faggot streaming gacha mobileshit
>playing gacha mobileshit on pc
Seriously?

The most annoying people on twitter are obsessed with this shit.

I love Umamusume, I love discussing Umamusume on X, and I love watching my favorite streamers on Twitch play Umamusume. I'm not sorry and I'm going to keep doing it.

>>715427496
/thread

>>715452671
>Quirky reddit goldship art.
>Super Creek mommyfags.
>Futashit out the ass because IRL stallions turned into anime girls.
>Shizos who think Special Week's moms were a lesbian couple.
>Femdomfags drawing all the horses as 10 foot giantess muscle mommies because "they're horse sized".
I hate everything that came out of twitter because of this shit.

>>715452671
twitter has always been for the most annoying people on the internet so that's hardly surprising

>>715430163
lol

>>715452671
>le heckin anime is so wholesome and a substitute for old disney!!1
i hate r*ddit

>>715447371
And you know this how? Oh they said that on stream while they were acting? Well that's a fact then

>>715452147
so you're telling me, since release, every single person that played this has been playing every single day?
something about this game doesn't feel very organic

>>715453134
>I'm going to keep doing it.
No you won't, you won't even last a month

>>715454040
don't quit your day job, sherlock

>>715430450
>several of them have been seen playing it offstream multiple times since launch.
Yeah, they totally didn't receive an updated profile from the company and a Word document explaining what changed. They really played this garbage in their free time.
In a few weeks those streamers won't even remember the name of the "game" they supposedly loved so much.

>>715454102
great rebuttal horsefucker, very quirky, even the most anticipated game starts to drop in players within the first week, I've never seen shit like this happen

>>715453375
why do they have to be so sensual

This FOTM is annoying

>haha did you know they are based on real life horses xDDD

>>715454341
wait a second, that's not a musume...

>>715444646
>the toppest wife material horse is the gaijin farmer girl that givees out hugs for free
What did cygames mean by this?

>>715454341
>Clopician

>>715454027
No, found out by their chronically online stalker fans.

>>715451347
Meanwhile ...

>>715454595
that's pretty good for a 5 year old game

mainstream """""""humor"""""""

>>715426789
so yes, you're mad

>>715426083
>have precious metals in the name
you know why

>>715454847
>>715454946

>>715453134
I love Goldship and her ass

>>715448985
Blame Sony for making developers kits financially inaccesible for small devs during the PS3 era.

>>715454253
I mean I'm just telling you the facts, you're bad at this
not every game works the same way and this trend doesn't look weird at all

hint: this game's first week was actually fairly lackluster

>>715425576 (OP)
It's a fun game with lots of autism, people discovered it and liked it. The game has zero filters, so it becomes normalniggers central, a bunch of streamers hop in the trend and it blows up even more.

You can compare it to the likes of Blue Archive, where any person trying to get into the game gets filtered by lolis and coom content. That's literally all you need to filter out annoying normalniggers, just fill your game with lolishit.

>>715425576 (OP)
Hololive

>>715425576 (OP)
Twitch streamers, and all the big ones, got huge bounties for streaming the game and memeing the fuck out of horse race betting, and it spread like fire to TikTok and Twitter with everyone "getting in on the joke" until oopsie woopsie suddenly it isn't ironic enjoyment anymore.

>>715425576 (OP)
BA flopping helped

Wait I'm not supposed to use only SSR cards?

>>715456816
>Source: I made it all up.

>>715456512
For what ive seen BA seems pretty lax on the fanservice part, am sures theres some "student x teachers" lines but visually its not as filtering to normies as as the raunchyness of NIKKE and that did pretty well with normies last time i heard.

>>715457071
Yeah anon, every single one of the biggest streamers just coincidentally decided to try out the brand new hit gacha game when 80% of them have never actually touched a gacha game in their lives for the obvious reasons, and every single one of them just HAPPENED to know exactly how to meme up the whole thing with the horse racing shit. Popular video game publishers have NEVER EVER done a huge bounty system for major streamers for their games like Capcom, Fromsoft, Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, or Bethesda. Nope, it's all perfectly and wholly organic grassroots that just sprang up out of nowhere one day! Who would that thought??

>>715457302
>Source: I made it all up.

>>715430163
>he thinks uma musume players aren't coomers
lmfao

I dont know, i'm really enjoying the game mostly because of the racing aspect. I never liked animes but my grandpa was really into horses and contaminated me. Don't mind a few boobs here and there but i think the game is just fun to play.
Not sure why ppl always have to evaluate success to decide if it's good or not nowadays.

>>715433390
ER isn't woke thoughever

>>715431138
>No gameplay
I miss kancolle

>>715438762
PD is at 1m downloads on thee app store
Nikke got 4.5m downloads in the month of it's release
Coomershit won

>>715425576 (OP)
There is way more love and attention to detail in this game than you'd expect from some random gacha, so people are easily fascinated by it.
Like look at this picture and you immediately want to know more.

>>715425675
>bronies are into anime girls that look like anime girls now
I get that you saw "horse" and thought you had a great point, but that's stupid.

is there a specific reason why biko is so toku-themed?

People can't cope that streamers play this game without cygames backing. They do it for the views.

CUTE

This may come as a surprise to you, but suburban white girls like horses and also have a fuckload of money.

>>715433786
nikke is AI slop lol

>>715444342
How does she run with those?

>>715425576 (OP)
>Full multimedia experience comes into the cultural zeitgeist during a time of political discourse and general content drought
Gee, I wonder why it caught on so quickly

>>715462262
Her trainer remembered to raise Stamina and Power in addition to her Speed.

>>715462102
they inhale horse testicles

>>715425675
You're on the wrong website, my man.

>>715425576 (OP)
>blow up
>shows pic of Youtube grifter with 5k views

Latefag here, is it fine to start rerolling with the Kitasan rate up or is it too late for me? Also can I reroll on Steam or is multi-instance emulator better? I can play on either my PC or my phone

>>715435583
>wildly popular timeless form of addictive sports
horse racing is non-existent for zoomers and millenials

>>715462763
Kitasan is in 2 days, you can start now and don't pull anything, only reroll. It's easy to reroll, you get the option to skip tutorial so you go right back into rerolling after clearing account. You can also set a password if you rolled something interesting to save that account, and then keep rerolling.

>>715462763
its the perfect time to reroll, obviously. why would you even ask this?

>>715454595
I used to play Battleforge decades ago

>6000 carats for kitasan
when is the first ssr selector with kitasan available?

>>715463039
>>715463090
Can you reroll on pc?

>>715463946
Nope. Only on mobile.

>>715463946
yes

>>715463979
>>715463946
Yes you can reroll on PC. I did it for an hour before.

look at she go!

When is Kitsain?

>>715464642
so when haru inevitably gets a 3* alt is she gonna get a career that's not "run pre-open races for six months to collect 9k fans"?
is she at least gonna get an ult that doesn't suck ass?

>>715464642
H-hayai!

>>715425576 (OP)
>Not hoyoshit
>Non coomer designs that are easy to draw
>Has a simple premise and normies like sports
>Characters are goofy and memorable
There you go

>>715425576 (OP)
Huge marketting push.

>>715431138
>Sage horny
Explain the meaning behind this term.

>>715457282
Most of BA's fans are annoying third worlders who think cunny posting is the height of humor so eh

>>715425576 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lytp7KSWE
whitejew streamers are cringe
>assassin's creed shadows mentioned
lmaoooo

>>715435223
NL is fat and a furry?

>>715425696
>I already lived through this shit being obscure popular
Are you trying to revive hipsters?

The actual reason is that the game finally got a global release in English.

>>715464207
>>715464483
How?

>>715466473
To Title Screen -> Hamburger Menu -> Delete User Data

>>715449409
Same

Are there zebras or donkeys in the Umaverse?

>>715466557
Thank you

>>715467034
no

>>715425624
Does he have the master plan?

Because it released outside of Japan, you just killed another eceleb/stopkillinggames/coomer/culture war thread, shame on you

>>715467034
TZD

>>715467034
All regular animals exist except horses

>>715468413
Even mules?

>>715456816
These streamers unabashedly tell you when they take money for bounties. Plus they would have to #ad because EU if it was paid

>start watching the anime after picking up the game
>look up Broye
>fake name for Montjeu, who's since been added to the game
>doesn't look the same as Broye in the anime
So I guess blonde milf in her Versailles no Bara uniform never, huh.

>>715425576 (OP)
What are some other Umas that are as easy to train and win with as Bakushin?

>>715425576 (OP)
it released

>>715426703
>Always accuse others of what you are doing

>heh this game is so cringe, imagine someone sitting in a dark room playing this, something must have gone wrong in their childhood
>they are not cool like you guys who are sitting here watching a 50 year old man play games for hours and hours
what a faggot

>>715451179
that's kind of the point of his comment.

>>715429838
>>715454107
none of these streamers had #ad on their titles so I assume it was literally just a natural twitch meta.
And really I don't think cygames even had sponsorships in mind considering the twitch boom happened almost a full week after the game actually released

>>715470057
Anon he's self reporting

>>715433783
>They got
this is hilarious considering how penny pinching cygames actually is
I don't think they even sponsored anyone for shadowverse
vtubers are just following the hype train same as everyone else is

whoa, that inspiration
this is the run

>"the game is actually fun though"
>meanwhile in reality you're just clicking through stupid menus with barely any decision making and your victory is mostly reliant on RNG
Not that I ever trusted this place when it came to gameplay but holy shit this is a new low.

>>715445536
the hype seems incredibly fan-driven though, I doubt the boomers at cygames lifted a finger

this is the usual japanese bullshit of getting lucky with something of theirs getting popular after not actually marketing it
same thing happened with anime at the beginning

>>715434083
>>715446505
Marvelous Sunday is the real Oppai loli horse but sadly her and Flower are at least a year away if the jp release is still being followed.

>>715445536
>ads
They didn't pay anyone to stream, they didn't give rewards for spamming steam reviews, the game just kept growing naturally.

>>715471093
Will see if the longish gameplay loop continues to filter people. Even if speed running that is a ton of buttons to press for a gacha

>game is called horse girls
>are boys

>>715446442
I need the source for this Tamamo Cross micropenis thing

If you look up タマモクロス 短小 on google you see a pic of a white horse with its long cock out and there's a caption on the pic with his name

>>715471520
That anon made it up for comedic purposes, some of his other "facts" are also made up

i dont know

i love agnes tachyon doe

>>715465049
I think he meant "safe horny"

>>715425576 (OP)
Until I see this horse, complete with cantankerous, wisecracking attitude, included and annoying the other horses, I'm not interested.

Horse Race Tests

The lack of male horses pisses me off because it’s not only a blatant violation of respect but also the absolute sign that this is waifushit

>>715472386
respect for whom?

>>715468641
Imagine being known as the uma who fucked a donkey

>>715472452
Respect for these racehorses

>>715472386
right ear accessory = massive futa horse cock

>>715472728
how much respect do you show to these racehorses in your everyday life? do you keep a shrine to mejiro mcqueen in your home? is that why the lack of respect offends you so much?

>>715472386
what lack of male horses? like half of them are stallions

>>715472084
Someone told me I would like opera if I liked jovial merryment, it was true

>>715472386
>>715472743

>>715472728
The owners of the horses don't even care

Any club to join?

>>715472386
Good, we don't need fujos invading the fanbase, any other fandom that have added males into the cast became unusable due to the constant shitposting.

>>715472386
Shut up gayboy

>>715473005
the horse race test horses have personalities? i thought they were just colored pngs.

>>715473110
Well it's all fan stuff, I just like a winner, they're playing basket now, so I fell off

>>715473053
It’s mainly because Monsterboys are a fucking underused category

>>715473037
theres a club called /herse/

>>715470915
princess makers and dating sims (actual proper stat-based ones) have been around since before you were born. you don't have to like them but they are a proper game genre that can be quite fun.

>>715464825
no, alts have the same career story as the base version
yes it sucks, but at least you can use any costume for any version of a horse

>>715470567
>they didn't say it was an ad so it clearly wasn't
Holy shit, gachafags are something else.

>>715475598
the game is literally free. also why would they pay a bunch of american streamers, especially ones not normally fond of anime, to shill a gacha game? that doesn't make sense from a business standpoint unless this was Hololive EN

>>715439659
Personally I always listen to my champ trainees when they sing Umapyoi Legend

>>715475979
>the game is literally free
*With gacha mechanics to make you gamble you money away.

>>715476223
you have the option not to use actual money