Thread 715426903

XD

very funny. and cute

>>715426903 (OP)
i enjoyed TLoU2

do kids nowadays even know what dinosaurs are?

>>715426903 (OP)
>the way that tight tanktop stretches over her budding breasts
god damn Ellie was a prime fuckmeat in the first game

>>715427893
we didn't know how good we had it until it was taken from us...

>>715427893
Nonce

we need to thank Druckmann for creating the perfect daughterfu and thus inspiring games like pr*gm*t* and dk bananza

>>715426903 (OP)
heh that was actually funny, meanwhile
>japanese humour

>>715427809
no they don't
https://muse.jhu.edu/pub/1/article/922346
This was a study made on college grads (predominantly whites), they were tasked with reading and translating the opening paragraphs of Charles Dickens’ Bleak House, only 5% of the students completed the task and everyone had access to dictionaries and google.

>>715430603
so what the fuck is that supposed to mean? my interpretation was the same as that girls

>>715430870
>so what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
The text describes an environment filled with wet muck, like a swamp.
It then continues to describe how Holborn HIll (which I am assuming is a place; a town) is largely defenseless as a Megalosaurus could quickly wade through the mud to enter the place.
>my interpretation was the same as that girls
Talk about a self-own lmao

>>715430870
Overwording with prose is a common way for the academics to seem more intelligent than they are, which makes peer reviewing, at times, infuriating.

>>715430394
me on the far right

>>715430870
>so what the fuck is that supposed to mean
It was a test to test whether students were actually able to read the assigned texts in the courses, turns out they were either guessing the meaning of whatever they were reading, skipped sections they didn't understand or generally were unable to understand that it was a long way of saying that London is muddy shithole.
If someone asked you to do this on the spot even proficient english native readers might struggle, however those are college majors that were given all the necessary tools to complete the task.
There's also the fact that to understand the text you need to have some general and specific knowledge about the period of time when the text was written, if people lack that they couldn't possibly understand the biblical references and so on.

more funnies here https://warosu.org/lit/thread/24401551

>>715431416
Everything in there is clear as day, the only issue is quite literally "what did he mean by this?"
To which, I could only guess, is his way of calling London archaic.

>>715430870
It just means the streets were very muddy.
The author brings up a comparison to the Earth from right after God parted the waters to reveal land. He says that a dinosaur would not be out of place there precisely because of this antediluvian landscape.

>>715427809
No, they are telling kids that dinosaurs had feathers which is obviously a false representation

>>715426903 (OP)
That flashback was the only good thing in the entire game. Could've been a DLC for the first game.

>>715434842
it was the best thing but not the only good thing, the game has a lot of great moments. Finding Abby is also up there, for me

>>715430603
I'm Euro ESL and I'd say that this text just describes a very muddy environment. Not to boast but I've always been one of the best, if not the best, in my English class no matter the school and the "and it would not be wonderful..." makes me feel... weird. I understand that it's a poetic, not every-day way to express something and I've never been taught such stuff.
But to think that native English speakers could struggle with their own native language like that just goes to show how the jews won in the West. Just consoom the tiktok, just look up a guide on how to play the game, just follow the meta builds, just play the current fotm until a new one comes out. That's why the gaming industry sucks. Normalfags see video games like interactive movies

>>715426903 (OP)
when does he fuck her?

>>715429140
It's amazing how bad it turned out. https://youtu.be/ZL48pBMHatw?t=74
Show Dina is an upgrade, but goddamn what happened with the Ellie casting...

>>715427809
Yeah my nephews (6 and 4) love dinosaurs. They have the same dinosaur toys and dinosaur sticker books you used to have

>>715427753
me2. one of the best vidya of our times

>>715433407
But Christians say dinosaurs aren't real

>>715430870
bro i literally dropped out of high school, work a retard 0 brain manual labour job, i've been browsing this site for 20 years, and i could easily parse what that text was saying
if you're not esl i'm deeply worried for you

>>715426903 (OP)
The only good part in TLoU2 that isn't brutally killing.

>>715436148
there are other good parts

>>715436148
the only good part of tlou2 were the memes

>>715430394
>i will never EVER forgive you
The whole script reads like that anime sub/manga pidgin being perpetuated by SEAshitters as it is but this doesn't help its case at all.

>>715426903 (OP)
Cute. TLOU was a good game. Too bad it never got a sequel.

>>715431416
>If someone asked you to do this on the spot even proficient english native readers might struggle
I refuse to believe things are this fucking bleak.

>>715435895
Yeah it was pretty easy to imagine what he was saying. Bleak times ahead if Subject ever gets let out the sanatorium.

>>715430394
Why would anyone debase themselves like this.

>>715431278
>Academic
The excerpt is from a novel that was originally published as a serial on some newspaper you coping retard

>>715426903 (OP)
I've seen lots of porn of these 2. So everything else looks to like just the story part in a porn movie.

>Hey remember when we made a good game about the endearing father-daughter like relationship between two broken human beings who become the hope for each other in an even more broken world
>WELL TOO BAD, BACK TO TRANNY/LESBIAN KEKOLD SUFFERING PORN SIMULATOR YOU GO
I denounce the talmud

>>715441747
>good game
lol

>>715431278
>Zoomers are so illiterate they think Dickens is an example of “Overwording with prose”
Grim

>>715441473
you're not far off. there's a lot of time gap periods between cutscenes. that could be the sex part.

>>715430394
>japanese humour
i think you mean butchered localization reddit humor?

is liking dinosaurs a tell that someone has autism? like trains and planes? every person I've met that liked dinosaurs was on the spectrum

>>715426903 (OP)
btw, the characters in the tlou 2 and remake, were designed by chinese designers. this game would be worse, with american designers slop

>>715431278
>which makes peer reviewing
Nigger, you're not a scientific journal editor. Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.