Thread 715428206

>nowadays only extreme oldfags, or "uncs" as the young ones call it, remembers touhou
>the newgens thing undertale and deltarune's extremely easy versions of danmaku is the pinnacle of video gaming difficulty
>9/10 kids dont even fucking know what the fuck is a fumo and when you show them a picture of basic characters like reimu or yukari they would think it's some gacha game characters
How the fuck can we revive touhou? If the fucking excel horse raising simulator can make a comeback, why not possibly the biggest game project in the 00-10s?

ask a chinese company to make a good gacha game about it, the gameplay could just remain as a bullet hell shooter too

>>715428206 (OP)
Just follow the path nipponese has treated before. Introduce it to your kids and make them cosplay as one of the character.

>>715429213
this, zun should just rip the bandaid and collaborate with an actual studio to make a real game instead of the garbage cashgrab that is lostword

>>715428206 (OP)
Make a dating sim where there is a male self insert
>But muh Eratoho The World
Bruh, normies aren't going to play complicated fuckin shit like pic related. I mean, I love it since I like raping Touhou girls, but this interface is too much for casual normies

>>715430112
Raping a Touhou should be at least as complicated as flying a plane

>>715429213
Didn't CAVE already made a mobile game for it? and there was also a 2hu arcade years ago.

>>715431181
there's probably a million touhou games, but they're all ass, I'm talking about a proper company like hoyo or something making an actually servicable game

>>715428206 (OP)
>>nowadays only extreme oldfags, or "uncs" as the young ones call it, remembers touhou
I don't WANT zoomoids in the touhou fandom.

>>715431521
why

>>715431645
Have you seen what they have done to every aspect of modern culture that they have touched?
No fucking thanks. Better for the series to die than suffer that fate.

>>715431740
whys that bad? They are not gonna make Reimu trans or whatever, even toby fucking fox cant destroy this franchise.

>>715428206 (OP)
Sorry Toby Fox is peak game designer who creater perfect difficulty curves and variety. If touhou cooked half as well it would be as popular

>>715428206 (OP)
>biggest game project
The games were never popular. The fanworks were popular, but not the games.

>>715428206 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr4NJ-GAyAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_h7PTDUxoQ

these kids beg to differ. When you got elementary kids favorite being obscurehus like letty and fucking chiyuri it's safe to oldfags would grow out of 2hu sooner than these kids.

>>715432280
fuck didn't even realize one had fumos

>>715432280
would little girls be impressed by LNNs or high scores? asking for a friend

>>715429213
>good gachas game
lol. It would be shit as a real game especially if it a bullet hell shooter with gachas mechanics

yukari is a HAG?

>>715429213
Gacha suck>>715432757
Yes

>autosaged
???

>>715434487
Mentioning Deltarune is VERBOTEN

>>715428206 (OP)
Whenever I enter a touhou thread it reads the same as a thread of insane diaper furtrannies from /trash/
I don't wanna interact with people like that

>>715435817
That's like every 4chan thread for me so

>>715431354
>CAVE
>not a proper company
Touhou fags literally don't play anything in their own genre, not even the games ZUN is aping

>>715437424
Oko

>>715434487
A WHAT?

>>715435817
that particular family of retards has migrated to /jp/ now, afaik they don't make their threads here anymore

Selling your soul to the devil could do the trick. Make a fresh new gacha and get all the big streamers to play it, that's how it's done these days. It won't last long though. Nothing does now. Natural public interest just can't keep up with artifical hype tides, outside of some oddities like Frieren I guess. And besides, the type of people who only fancy the media through peripheral content, or secondaries as they are called around these parts, are more likely to gravitate towards vtubers or other gacha instead.

you need some big meme that makes everyone want to think they were actually a big fan of them from the start duh glory to the CCP

>generic blonde bitch
ah yes, pinncale of designs.

shes an axolotl btw