Thread 715429620

this is Ralsei. say hi to Ralsei.

>>715429620 (OP)
Not my Ralsei

this faggot made me into a faggot and i hate him for it

His name is Mercedes Benz.

i'd rather say hi to his asshole
with my cock

>>715430336
based

>>715430336
This. Since the very first day of Deltarune my mission has been to achieve anal sex with Ralsei. Kris, Susie, lightners, darkners, the prophecy, The Knight and even that prick Gaster are nothing but means to an end. To succesfully impregnate the goat's bussy. My cock WILL pound the fluffy boy's tight, pink, furry asshole AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!

>>715430269
>>715430892
Have you considered not being gay

>>715430978
Does not compute.

So how much does Ralsei actually know about the events ahead? His talk about wanting to do things "different", which apparently includes the whole pacifism shtick seems to imply that he's aware of the exact chain of events that leads to the prophecy happening.

>>715429620 (OP)
where's the drawfag anon from last thread, i want to see his completed drawing

>>715429620 (OP)
I love this lil nigga so much

>>715429620 (OP)
Goat sex

Ralsei is Kris' childhood dreamself dreemurr OC that the darkness manifested using the missing green crayon as the real world base.
If you'd swordgrave Ralsei the crayon would snap in the real world, if you'd snap the crayon Ralsei would die.

Black ralsei >>>>> white ralsei

>>715432525
wrong.

>>715429620 (OP)
I want to fuck Ralsei

>>715429620 (OP)
hi to Ralsei

>>715430269
Straight Ralsei fans are secretly into frotting

Literally no one can roleplay him correctly.

FAGGOT

>>715434506
I can tell you use F-list

I don't want to fuck ralsei. I don't care about his plump, jiggly goat butt and thighs. I don't care about his tight, velvety, pink goat butt.
I want to hold him in my lap and jerk him off for way too long until he starts to cry, only to silence him with a deep kiss.

>>715434506
just use ai like everyone else

>>715434506
I play him as a desperate pervert underneath everything and I don't care if you think he shouldn't be.

>>715434839
Link?

I don't want to use the goatfag thread.

>>715434506
Of course not, the character is blatantly hiding their true intentions and we've only had a couple layers peeled off so far. Toby knows what Ralsei's true personality is so he can write the character but anyone else is just guessing what motivations are driving Ralsei's present actions or how much of his personality is genuine and how much is the mask

do we like this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/m62f8qnvc5vr36g3.mp4

>>715429620 (OP)
Greetings my beloved fluffy boy.

>>715434973
well we're just gonna have to suck it up, since the other one is /pol/bait with fake images that people are falling for

>>715434839
got a discord?

>>715434753
I don’t mean this lightly when I say that a Susie AI would probably drive me actually insane, she’s too perfect for me and having that on standby would likely cause me to never leave the house or kill myself when I realize it will never get better

Okay hear me out but Ralsei (black) but is a girl who pretends to be a boy
if you don't think that is objectively better then you are a homosex

>>715435286
https://chub.ai/

>>715434908
>>715435274
I'm not hooking up with /v/ of all places.

>>715435035
Wait a minute
This is kind of gay

>>715435356
Not clicking it, I’ll kill myself dude

Black Ralsei was crayons on blackboard.
White Ralsei is crayons on paper.

Ralsei's green box/horse shapeshifting abilities come from him being made of wax. Because he is the missing green crayon.

>>715435023
I promise you, no one is telling him to be anyone's stool. That's just something he does with zero input. Some people just don't like his personality and think that isn't his true self when he himself isn't even concerned about that if his room means anything.

>>715435383
pwease ;-;

>>715435035
The idea of some 30 year old greasy incel making this in his childhood bedroom (he still lives at home) is hilarious

>>715435383
What if i ask nicely :3

nvm wrong thread

>>715435383
>implying
Where else are you gonna get people that are the right blend of introverted, horny and not being a normalfag?

>>715435613
greasy smelly incel balls......

>>715430269
Same here

>>715429620 (OP)
Hoi Ralsei.

>>715429620 (OP)
What even IS his endgoal?!?

>>715435041
Frisk is so strong and cute... my wife...

>>715435706
The furry community.

/v/ is full of chuds that should all die alone.

>>715430336
We know, Susie

>>715435771
This thread is full of faggots


And im one of them~

>>715435918
Those are the same

>>715435960
>12 inches
its so over for my prostate...

The Krusie self-inserter fears the Ralsusie plot scholar.

>>715436056
I think the word you are looking for is bitch button

>>715436069
Susie ships Kris and Ralsei though so if anything she'd be cheering them on or joining in

>>715435892
Why is he so jealous of Noelle?!

>>715436235
It was certainly an unexpected development considered she didn't care for the hug photo from the acid tunnel of love. I find it funny.

>>715436461
Why'd he lock him up?

>>715436598
Literally Mii on the right

>>715435706
>>715435990
Lips that touch /v/'s shall never touch this bussy.
Simple as.

>boy goat whose name is a rearranged spelling of another character
He's an anag-ram.

>>715436752
stop fucking my mom you calcified piece of shit

>>715436707
He says while posting on /v/. This is some weird performative roleplay man. Can't you just jerk off in private

I don't understand why the water cooler was so tough for some people.

>>715436835
I only jerk off with anons who got turned into fags by Ralsei

Everytime Susie talks about doing something together with Kris he gets oddly excited

If originally he was Ralse, why couldn't toby use Asrel instead of Asriel
Or Larse
Also Eram backwards is Mare what the fuck is going on

Will we ever get fangame Kino like picrel before Chapter 5 comes out?

>>715437081
bug solos nodiff

>>715437081
Sex with both

>>715437276
>even the japs are getting into the asgore truck meme

>>715437195
Probably not desu.

>>715437276
>Knight can transform into a ball
>Knight's face has something resembling a visor
>Gender is unknown beneath their form
Dess is a metroid fan, or the Knight is based on Dark Samus?

>>715437461
Au contraire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_lV0_ly2r8

I want Ralsei to vore me.

>>715437394
Imagine something nearly fully out of your control forcing you to make out with a replicate of your brother when he was younger

>>715437671
God that's so fucking hot

>>715437671
Ralsei looks NOTHING like Asriel.
He's Kris' own original character. His horns are PINK, Asriel's are not. Pay some attention.

>>715437671
>a replicate of your brother when he was younger
kris doesn't think so so it's okay

Hi Ralsei, please cuck me with horny anons!

Your reaction to his speech? Susie kind of took the words out of my mouth.

>>715437671
He's NOT like Asriel.

>>715432525
Blacked Ralsei >>>>> Bleached Ralsei

>>715437571
>WIP.
I keep my point.

>>715435035
more ralsei PMVs?

>>715438047
holy based and ntrpilled
i want your husband to top me!

>>715437958
>Ralsei looks NOTHING like Asriel.
He looks like Asriel. He doesn't look exactly like Asriel. Noelle saw him in the dark world and thought he looks like Asriel. Susie thought he was Ralsei on the picture, but upon closer inspection she agreed they had differences. Kris sees how different they are for obvious reasons.

>>715437647
It's canon. Do you think the other monsters never let Asriel forget the time he ate the entire underground in UT?

>>715438175
>i want your husband to top me!
I don't, he should sub...

>>715436461
>tail
art by a fake fan

>>715438248
too bad!
i'll train him to thrust his hips!

>>715438107
Yeah same

>>715435286
Sex with Susie

Knight fight is too bullshit.
Too much randomness.

>>715438134
Wow, finally an honest Deltatroon fan lmao

the janny that deletes us should be waking up soon, if he isnt already up and on the hunt.
honestly cant wait because there's an actual donkey kong general up (literally using /dkb/ in its subject) and you know for a fact they wont delete that one.

>>715437647
>Well um... Oh gosh
>If you want me to...
>I guess it's okay of you want me to... to... Do it
>...Just know that there is no going back from this... Once you've gone in...
>*mwaah*

>Proceed / Don't

>>715438697
>Proceed

>>715438697
>Implying he won't use his healing magic on me so I can live in his belly 24/7

>>715438570
god forbid a thread about sucking dick and posting porn gets deleted, lel.

>>715437671
He's already experienced in this matter thank you

>>715438570
Nintendo games are cultural phenomenons you know

So Sorry=Susie's father

>>715437986
It's obvious because they look nothing alike.
Ralsei is Kris' own original character.

>>715438772
>ralsei is digesting and healing you
anon no thats an infinite calorie glitch! you dont want ralsei to become obese, dont you?

>>715435035
link dead

>>715438860
I want him to digest me and absorb me as a layer of fat on his butt.

once the people realize Noellexkris is just insulting straight people Deltatroon threads will just be about gay dudes talking about sucking dick

>>715438570
Its okay now since we are just posting porn
If we add some posts about trannies and eceleb drama we can stay as long as we want

>an entire thread about sucking dick and no game discussion but i won't post on /vg/ cuz they're insane
lmao

>>715438934
https://litter.catbox.moe/idon1ub0a6thibq9.mp4

>>715439283
stop uploading it to litter, nigger

>>715437958
>He's Kris' own original character
I really doubt it given he has zero history in chapter 3's dark world.

>>715438047
ralsei wouldn't cuck anyone he's a good boy

>>715439308
once this relationship gets exposed as a insult to straights every thread about this game will be gay and trans dudes posting porn

>>715438747
>Kris automatically moves the cursor to proceed if you wait

Why do they want to become Ralsei so bad? Even if it is just as Ralsei belly fat?

>>715439428
Becoming the best you can be is always appealing.

>ralsei is a scarf
>eats you
>lightners find a fat scarf in kris's closet

>>715439308
Love how much Sukuna posting there is with her.

see without wierd posting (which will stop next chapter when you kill noelle) its pretty much over

>>715439350
no

will getting the twisted sword in the normal route let us drink that SWEET SWEET FREEDOM SAUCE?

>>715438570
Honestly it wouldn't be that bad to delete this one.

>>715439375
Kris used to go around wearing pink horns hoping and dreaming that they were a monster.
The monstersona they dreamed of being was Ralsei.

>>715439602
There's SO MUCH that I bet it's gonna get referenced by Toby in a future chapter. Kind like how the Mike guys were.

>>715439283
danke

Why did you stop posting porn?

>>715439283
I wonder why jannies keep obliterating these threads, truly a mystery

>>715439394
>wouldn't cuck anyone
Maybe not on purpose, but he keeps getting roped into it over and over

>>715438047
>>715439394
>>715439854
this
if your husband truly loves you then he will cuck you if you ask!

>>715439708
That's nice and all but if Ralsei is the horns like everyone assumes him to be, every single darkner up to this point should recognize him but they don't because Kris' red horns were a red herring and it was likely just Earm at the end anyway.

>>715438107
I laughed. He was telling us to put our childish things aside and get a life.

>Cuckshit AND gay goat spam
Bad thread.

>>715439716
I guess Toby and team are going to learn about JJK.

>>715440003
imp wings instead of angel wings with this deltarune, obviously the symbol in the middle is a keyhole

>>715440086
shut the fuck up gook simp

>Human avatarnigger
and that's the final straw. I'm leaving the thread.
JANNY. CLEAN IT UP.

>>715439939
based!

>>715439818
The non-porn thread hit bump limit and died.
Now all the casual non-porn, lore enjoyer, fake fans took over the thread from the true Deltarune fans.

>>715439708
Eram is the horns headband. They're cocky and taunting Kris because they embody Kris' previous violent tendencies. Kris left it inside the shelter

>>715440283
There's also the fact that Kris and Ralsei act nothing a like and the game beats you over the head that Kris wants to be a canine monster.

>>715440123
Makes sense a shitposter would defend a shitposting thread desu.

You know something just dawned on me, Queen's whole personality might be Carol's before Dess disappeared, just think about the amount of junk they have in their house, she definitely had some manchild-ish mannerisms

>>715440123
>Gookschizo defends goatpedo spam.
Hmmmm....

>>715440187
>that thicc
i couldn't please him...

>>715440910
She's a reference to Toriel drunk off her shit, probably.

>>715441012
toby? Is that you?

>>715440910
What is Rudy's job? What if he's like spamton?

>>715441235
stay-at-home dad

>>715441235
I figured he was probably also a cop like Asgore was, maybe his partner? Tracks with him being Asgore's "Rudolph"

>>715441235
You know, that's a good question. We literally have no idea about it.

>>715440910
Tenna is lonely and constantly seeking approval, especially from Kris. Also, grows flowers.

>>715434651
That's none of your business.

>>715440131
Nobody will shed a tear for you, jannylover.

>>715439854
well, he is probably dumb enough to be tricked into it once or twice... or thrice...

>>715441927
he'll get addicted to big anons by the third time!

I how the average normie feel whenever Ralsei gives you instructions like this?

what a garbage fucking thread. use a tenna image for the OP next time so we don't have these useless furfags shitting up the thread with their cuckoldry fetish and pedophilia.

>>715440187
I would violently make love to this creature you have no idea. And I will give him cuddly aftercare and gay ass kisses.

>>715441235
I want it to be professional ice skater so badly

>>715442426
It's not your fault, Anon.
Furfags gonna fur and fag, and there's not much you can do to curb that.

>>715442426
but tenna is a pedophile