Thread 715432105

>I woke up with a feeling of wonder, as if a field of flowers was blossoming nearby. A child was saved from death. A thousand heretics were burning alive, begging and sopping and howling!
How do you respond without sounding eradicated?

>>715432105 (OP)
You must have had an Emperor dream, those are always good dreams.

>>715432105 (OP)
so you wanna make out?

>>715432105 (OP)
I would ask her to marry me
IF THEY LET ME

>>715432530
She's married to versatility stacks and 50 attacks per turn.

>>715432105 (OP)
>ywn have a loving marriage with Argenta

>act 1 finale fight on daring
>aurora topples abelard
>sniper headshots abelard
the number of times I had to restart this fucking fight...

>>715433382
afaik navy special made you can't be toppled or did it changed?

I made her depressed and she ran into a fire and killed herself

>>715432105 (OP)
Made for BBC
(Big Bug Cock)

>>715432105 (OP)
"okay retard"

>>715435367
>Made for B-
>rapid fire
>burst fire
>run and gun
>switch to shotgun
>fire
>wildfire
>switch back to bolter
>burst fire
Say that again?

>>715432105 (OP)
>child
I would rather put child in that belly if you know what I mean

>>715432105 (OP)
cute

>>715435492
Ask daddy first

>>715433382
>1 unit gets downed
>reload
why

>>715436457
nah, i'll just sell the empire to chaos in exchange for her :)
that corpse can suck my salty balls

>>715435186
brace for impact would be great if i didn't keep failing the initiative roll...

>>715433382
>filtered by Aurora

>>715437441
tbf most people won't have a good build worked out for the squad at that point on a first playthrough which makes abelard pretty crucial for that fight

>>715432105 (OP)
I would pay 50 profit factor for an Argenta wife

Should I bring Kibs to Cumrag if I'm romancing her?

>>715432105 (OP)
>I better myself through my cervix!
Well..

>>715432105 (OP)
Did owlkuk add her Sabbat pattern helmet?

>>715435432
>Say that again?
Alright, here we go-
>blessed ammo loaded
>safety off
>burn them all
>overheat
>Argenta laughs
>wildfire again
>CRITICAL HIT
Hope you brought a bookmark, her turn's gonna take a while.

>>715433382
>>715437441
>chaos marine guy on unfair
>instantly recognize what the game wants me to do in that fight
>its 1 strong dude + bunch of mooks behind him
>kill the mooks which charges up heroic action
>finest hour on Cassia
>she oneturns the chaos marine with Held in my Gaze x6
I honestly had to look up what "Aurora" was since I didnt even remember it was the guys name afterwards

People really struggle with videogames and understanding mechanics this much?

>>715432105 (OP)
Indeed sister, today is a good day.

>>715442505
This looks boring, brown/black girls should always have white underwear for contrast sake