>1 month in
>only 2 games
What went wrong?

>>715435341 (OP)
That's 2 games you will never EVER play on your $5000 PC.

quality>quantity

Damn, the ONE GAME meme died really fast this time, not even 5 years like it lasted for PS5.

>>715435406
>anything nintendo
>quality

little monkey fella

>>715435341 (OP)
Normal switch dev cycle. By the end, it was 2 games and a DLC for the og switch after like 8 years

>>715435362
She actually believes this!

>>715435341 (OP)
>jak poster is retarded

color me surprised

>>715435341 (OP)
Speak for yourself, I have bought Switch 1 games for dirt cheap and I can just smack them in there

>>715435341 (OP)
How many games does Steam Deck have after 2 years?

Oh yeah, Zero.

Literally fucking ZERO lmao

>>715435341 (OP)
2 more than the PS5 and Xbox sweet

>>715435341 (OP)
>one month and it has more games than the PS5 already
What went so right?

is nintendo releasing anything in august or is it finally time to replay zelda

>>715435341 (OP)
Theres seriously nothing worth getting on that trash. Maybe if the next Fire Emblem has really hot girls I can date, I will consider buying it

Switch 1 spent the first half a year of its lifespan with nothing but Wii U ports (including BOTW, which was just a Wii U game ported over last minute), old third party games, and crap tech demos being sold as full priced games (ARMS, 1-2 Switch).

>>715435589
>one proper nintendo title
>one party "game" (not a real game)
>nintendo's too ashamed of mario soccer to give it a big preview
>everything else is no name, multiplat, or both.
yikes...
is this the power of the switch 2?

>>715435406
Lmfao

>>715435832
Anon why would they do a preview for a Gamecube virtual console title?

>>715435832
It started with seething and coping.

It will end with seething and coping.

>>715435832

"Mario Soccer" is a virtual console game. It's from 2006. Why would they be giving it a "big preview"?

>>715435894
>>715435909
well then its not a new release, and shouldnt be in a "RELEASE highlight" image.
>>715435903
>another nintendo franchise ruined by a complete lack of level design because you can just LE DIG right to the objective
ew, no thanks.

Any game on Switch 2 that is not exclusive might as well not be a Switch 2 game at all. Because every video game runs better on other consoles AND usually they are also cheaper on other consoles than on Switch store. So there's literally zero reason to buy a non-exclusive game on Switch 2 because it runs better on every other console and costs less to boot! So yeah Switch 2 only has two games right now. The exclusivity is literally the only reason people buy Nintendo consoles at all. Lol.

The switch 2 hate is kinda forced ngl

>>715435984
You'll never get to play it and that makes me fell good because I know you will spend the next 6 years of your life shitting blood.

>>715435589
Jesus christ
This is some prime snoy shit

>>715435362
Based. FPBP.

>>715435984
>I only pretended to be retarded
Same ol song for another decade for you uh?

>>715436023
Seething schizo still hasn't worked out why Switch sold 160 million

XDD

>>715436112
see, you're making a mistake here.
you think im upset but im not, im laughing AT you.
the only thing that bothers me is that after nearly a decade with no game, donkey kong has been shot in the head like zelda.

>>715435341 (OP)
Literally the Wii U 2

>>715436167
Based manchild making tendie toddlers seethe

>>715435589
it's either remakes or indies

>>715436167
>that photo

Jesus Christ the Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is out of control.

>>715436248
Gameboy Advanced 2*

>>715436232
>you think im upset but im not

>>715435589
Enjoy your $80 ports of $60 games lmao

>>715435589
>Monument Valley 3, a literal mobile game, is considered a release highlight on Switch 2

Grim

>>715435589
This is a bit grim
Need a Direct ASAP

>>715436112
You think about blood in your shit? This common for you?

what the fuck why isn't this $80
I thought the switch 2 is a premium console

>>715435903
Ooft this board is going to be in meltdown this week huh?

>>715435589
why are you proving him right?

I pretty much bought it as a Switch Pro and so far it has been good in that regard. I've also been through the N64, Gamecube, and Wii U droughts before and this is nothing in comparison.

Does Nintendo actually buy ChatGPT bots to promote their consoles on /v/ now? Did you notice how they don't take ANY criticism at all? It's like they are expecting us to call it the perfect console or something. Lol.

>>715436427
Most multiplat games are cheaper on the eshop than they are on the PS Store, atleast here in Europe that is.

Look at this snoys.
lmao

>>715435341 (OP)
Deltarune and what's the other one?

>>715435589
This is terrible. People are still buying amiibos?

>>715436483
Afaik nintendo are very much against AI, microsoft however fired 13000+ of their staff in order to promote pajeets and bots instead, nonhuman workforce seems to be the cool thing for western devs now.

>>715436525
People buy skylanders and png images in gachas, I'm not sure what you are expecting here.

>>715436218
Ur a chatGPT bot.
I'm not a snoy. I like Nintendo. But you are completely delusional if you don't realize people only like Nintendo consoles because it has exclusive games. Every non-exclusive game on Switch 2 runs better on every other console and usually costs less. Lol.

I just took a huge Switch 2 and could barely get it to flush

>>715435612
But you need to pay a $20 tendie premium for them to utilize the new hardware

>>715436354
its honestly pathetic, i remember that before the switch era nintendo was praised for not having DLC, subscription services, or any other kind of predatory monetization.
now, they've not only managed to fall for all of it but they've made arguably worse things as well.
and tendies defend them every step of the way.

>>715435341 (OP)
>only 2 games
I have more than 100 ready to install/play in mine though.

>>715436518
In 2 days time, the Top 3 highest rated games of the year will all be Switch 2 exclusives.

>>715436679
How much does the Super Mario Odyssey switch 2 upgrade cost?

>>715436279
SP 2 was actually good.

>>715436714
>before the switch era nintendo was praised

You seethed every day back then too. Nintendo haunts your dreams lmao

>>715435341 (OP)
Nintendo fags live happier lives my cousin and his wife live alone and got a system for both of them and enjoy it a lot.

>>715436797
im not the person you think i am.

I'm just waiting to see Smash.
Lol.

>>715435341 (OP)
good morning saar

>>715436757
>Take game from 2017
>Sell acceptable performance and HDR support and call it a new game
They are geniuses

>>715436714
You mean the Wii U era that had you laughing at them at their terrible sales, and you're upset because the Switch turned into a success despite the doomposting?
Please tell me more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX5ef_KAZlY&t=22s

Lol.

>>715435341 (OP)
Why do you keep marketing the console?

>>715435589
>90% inferior ports and remakes
Console niggers are pathetic.

>>715436914
the switch did well because a normalfag boom happened at the exact time it released, not to mention the covid boost.

The Shitch can't even play at 480p. Absolutely embarrassing

>>715436828
only children of divorcees had nintendos in my area. normal folk had a PC

>>715436893
Speaks volumes when a Nintendo game from 2017 is better than all the absolute shite you have to play in 2025.

This 10/10 masterpiece is now an 11/10 and exclusive only to Switch 2 chads.

>>715435589
the actual good games releases in September btw.

>>715436973
Didnt you dox yourself while white knighting Mighty Number 9 because you thought Megaman 11 was a Switch exclusive?

Donkey Kong is going to be awesome
I will enjoy it and my taste is better than anyone ITT

>>715437012
Bananza is about to higher rated than any other Switch game this year and higher rated than any PS5 or Xbox exclusive in over a decade.

>>715435406
Lol

>>715435341 (OP)
I wish Walmart would send banana chips with Bananza deliveries. That would be cute.

>>715435984
>by a complete lack of level design
stopped reading there.
actual faggot and retarded.

>>715435589
https://vocaroo.com/1dz8x8VmZlVE

How many more GOATs will the Switch 2 library add?

>>715437080
I'm sure of it, and I hope so too because can't wait to see the online seething.
the reason I said that is that I want at least 4 or 5 games that releases in September, while in July, I just want Bananza. it's just my personal taste.

>>715437080
please for the love of god learn english before you try to shill.

>month 1, only 1
>Month 2, only 2
>Month 3, only 3
>Month 4, only 4

God. SW2 just keeps winning bros. And we haven't even gotten a new Direct yet.

>>715437268
Absolutely zero

>I have nothing to say and am out of copes, but let me get mad about some random that wrote my perfect first language wrong!
do EOPs really?

nojak wouldn't eat pringles, he'd eat oreos
and he wouldn't drink cola, he'd drink lemonade

>>715435626
I love how this post was ignored.

>>715437631
thats because its so retarded that its not even worth laughing at.

>>715436914
I was laughing at wiiu's pathetic hardware just like switch's and switch 2's

>>715437631
it's a shit point
also, world's most obvious samefag

>>715436971
The switch was doing well from day 1 anon, and unlike the Wii U was actually consistant in its sales even before covid.

>>715437790
No

>>715437790
>hyperfocusing the covid point to ignore the normalfag boom part
thanks for conceding.

>>715437852
I didn't ignore jack and shit faggot, I'm just stating facts.
Go shitpost somewhere else.

>>715437930
go shill somewhere else, jeet.

>>715435341 (OP)
poor PWR

>It's got Donkey Kong and ummmmm....uh....Mario Kart?
LMAO

>>715437978
You don't even know what the word shill means you illiterate troglodyte.

>>715437978
Anon, jeets are known for being ant nintendo

>>715435362
/thread

>>715438127
uh huh, sure
>>715437080 >>715437363
these totally aren't jeets.

>>715438127
you type like a jeet rajesh, nintendo fans are all indians

>>715438186
Anon, have you ever considered that they are just shitposting?
I know this is a hard thing to grasp here but...

>>715435341 (OP)
Oh hey they deleted your image again.

>>715438221
>nigger is too young to remember the jeet surgeon who was console warring in the name of the PS4.

>>715438313
>>715435341 (OP)
Wht was the op pic deleted?

>>715435626
Based. /v/ was left seething and fizzing this day.

>>715437268
And people try to deny that gaming journalistm is a tendie dicksucking cult

>>715438386
>>715438313
Mods can't handle soijaks, when you post a soijak, you hold a mirror up to them and they delete it out of rage.

Breath of the wild 3 comes out march 2026, the new gimmick is vagina physics and cock durability

>>715438476
While I would agree, they have been sniping that particular one nearly every single time.
Usually they just delete the thread as well so there must be something of worth here still.

>>715438486
But I would lose every time if I came across Bleu.

>>715438560
the jannies and mods are tendies themselves.
its why the actual donkey kong general thats up right now (literally using a general tag (/dkb/)) will never get deleted while they regularly force archive, autosage, and delete threads for deltarune despite actively talking about the game.

>>715438560
it just depends on the type of thread
the kind of soijak thread you see on /tv/ where there's just a quote and nothing else (like, >A24 and then a soijak) usually gets the whole thread deleted here, whereas a soijak along with an actual question/discussion will simply get file deleted
at least, that's what i've observed.

>>715438756
>literally using a general tag
To be fair, and only on this reason, the game is releasing in 3 days.
If they deleted it it would instantly be back up because of it and we all know that. Even the Deltarune threads were given that kind of leeway on release.
Give it like 2-3 weeks.

>>715439185
Tendie shit shouldn't be on this board in the first place, because it's not video games

>>715438382
>if you werent on twitter you were too young!!!
Jfc im old. To make sure the lore is still accurate for everyone. Newfag summer was all about twitter bullshit. Would you look at the time...

>>715439245
And this is why no-one will take anything you say seriously, like come on.
Don't be retarded on purpose.

>>715439185
no, its a general. it should be moved to /vg/

>>715439340
Shitendo has no video games. Only ports, rehashes, and shovelware. Take it to /toy/.

>>715439530
macaco your mask is slipping

>>715438756
If the mods and jannies were tendies they would rangeban your sorry third world ass and there wouldn't be 10+ nintendo shitpost threads made by you on the catalog

>>715439580
>the M word
oh no you didnt

>>715435406
I actually laughed out loud at this

>>715439713
funny how you guys always whine about flamewar threads and shitpost threads yet never about the 50% of the catalog that's basically softcore porn.
the shitposts and flamewar threads are 10x more about video games than the softcore porn discord circlejerking threads, yet i never hear you fags complain about that.

>>715439480
No like, they can move it, delete it or anything but the threads will just pop back up regardless due to how close it is to launch.

>>715440014
Then ban anyone who posts shitendo crap to this board

>>715440106
Favela

>>715440106
You first since you can't seem to stop seething and letting Nintendo live rent free for so long that you post about them yourself.

>>715440175
Gonna cry and falseflag some more, darren dragonirian?

>>715439918
I'd rather have gooner coom threads than twenty threads of this shit >>715440175 you third world brazilian monkey nigger

>>715440290
Mask off instantly, good job shitstain.

>>715440338
>i'd rather have off topic threads than actual video game related threads that slightly annoy me!
okay

>>715440561
>Ban nintendo threads!
>Except these ones because I like these Nintendo threads!
Come the fuck on, at least have SOME backbone!

ACfag exposing himself as a macaco loyalist wasn't something I expected to see today.

>>715438756
>jannies will respond to this schizo faggots spam reports on nintendo game threads
>they'll ignore all of his 20+ false flag, nintendo shitpost or specific nintendo game target threads
these jannies are so fucking ass

>>715440670
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>715441045
why was this deleted?

>>715441735
Complaining about moderation falls under complaining about 4chan.

>>715441735
You will NOT complain about the moderation policies of the heckin 4chan staff, Chud.

>>715440606
i'm not every anon in this thread retard, but yeah, general threads shouldn't be on here.
the reason is obvious, they get bumped so often they slide other non-general threads off the first pages of the index. i couldn't care less if you play a kids game or not.

Ban shitendo
Ban tendies
Ban them from life
SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROATS

>>715443224
You ok?

>715443224
clean it up, janny

>thread dies
>out of nowhere the OP comes back about slitting throats
this is who jannies never ban btw

>>715440338
>>715441045
jannies...

>>715443653
They protect him because he's a falseflagging tendie and they're tendies too

>>715444302
This. Fuck tendies

>>715435589
this shut up the snoys real good

>>715444898
>ports, shovelware, and rehashes
>zero games
Am I supposed to be impressed when I have GOTY 2024 Astro Bot?

>>715445000
>>715444898
ladies, ladies! both your game libraries suck.

>>715445183
Ps5 is the best console currently available

>>715447148
it literally zero exclusives, otherwise its basically interchangeable in terms of performance with the xbox, which also has no games.
basically at this points they're slop machines, they should only be bought if you either want to play multiplayer games and dont have a proper gaming PC or if you're a retard who enjoys ubislop and the like.
i don't think i've even bought one game this generation, there's nothing worth buying. if i had a PS5 i'd buy demon's souls for the novelty of seeing it remastered but that's about it.

>>715447461
Flase. Ps5 has all games worth playing

>>715449513
Name 5 PS5 exclusives

>>715450278
Demon's Souls
Astro Bot
Death Stranding 2
Ghost of Yotei
Wolverine

>>715451248
>ps3 game
>1 game
>mediocre game, all but guaranteed to be only a temp exclusive
>not even out yet, looks like shit
>not even a release YEAR yet
Five
Years

>>715451908
basically this
>>715451248
ps3 game
a real game (a fucking collectathon in 2024, albeit still an actual game)
bound to release on PC, as death stranding 1 did
also bound to release to PC, not even out yet
still in production

So what is with the crashout in the friday nights funking thread on /vg/?