>This is Three Dog, AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio

Is Fallout woke?

i always kill this insufferable nigger. shame i can't do the same for madison li, that bitch is an essential.

>time for some news
>it's the same DID SOMEBODY FART??? segment over and over again

>>715441171 (OP)
Why does he speak like a radio DJ if all he plays are granny tunes?

Still better than the shit we got in 4.

>shit talks me while conveniently ignoring all the good things i did
>hides in his little tower
nah, 3dog got killed

Sadly, jews have pushed blacks so hard since then that you could add this exact character in a new game and I would fucking hate him, while I thought he was cool in FO3.

>Hey guys did you hear <player> did something?
><player> sure is a good person/asshole for doing that
>here's some music
>Hey guys I'm back did you hear <player> did something?

>player forces tenpenny to accept the ghouls
>good job kid you're a great person
>ghouls massacre the residents, player kills them in retaliation
>WTF VAULT KID YOU'RE AN EVIL MANIAC SHAME ON YOU
>kill roy in the first place to prevent the massacre
>WTF VAULT KID YOU'RE AN EVIL MANIAC SHAME ON YOU

>>715441427
Why are the only songs people listen to in 2077 ones made 130 years prior?

>>715441171 (OP)
every character in this game felt SOULLESS

>>715441427
I think it's a reference to American Graffiti, they might have been some guys like that in the 50's.

>>715441838
Is there any official lore to why they build some technology but not others? Can build robots and weapons but won't repair basic housing or give it a coat of paint?

>>715442152
This quest almost made me ragequit over how fucking stupid it is once I got the negative karma for killing Roy and co AFTER they massacred a bunch of innocent people.

>>715441238
It's chud core.

>>715442142
In FO3 the main reason everything is so shit is because the entire game was supposed to be set just a few years after the war ended, and it got changed to 200 years later very late in development.

>>715441736
I hope this teaches you a valuable lesson about refugees and immigrants.

>>715442345
But Bethesda needed the Enclave again, the same Enclave that got nuked on an Oil Rig. It has to be set in 2277

>bethesda make a COD clone

>>715442685
This actually might be the worse DLC I've ever played. Or well... second after Mothership Zeta. I don't know why Bethesda thinks linear corrider shooters work in an engine that reacts to gunplay like water on oil.

>>715442241
the population of murderers stayed the same so it's wrong sweaty :)

>>715442685
>very hard difficulty
>stand there taking dozens of bullets, barely lose any health
>unload dozens of bullets, barely do any damage
This was beyond boring

>>715442685
>>715442781
It's funny when you consider that Gamebryo Fallout gunplay is quite literally just Elder Scrolls bow and arrow combat but with hitscan instead of projectiles.

Sorry, you're in Fallout 3.

>>715442903
That... Jesus fucking christ it all makes sense now. I was wondering why even guns in Fallout 1/2 felt better with their RNG.

>>715442781
Zeta atleast tried different things, wasn't an easy xp dispensary, and felt like it mostly belonged in the game as a weird little oddity.

>>715441171 (OP)
Travis was such a shitty 3dog replacement. What were they thinking?

>>715441279

I usually console command lock Three Dog in a room with three dogs on most playthroughs. The survivors get to inherit GNR.

>And his name.....is Johnny Guitar

>>715441171 (OP)
>derping around in the endless subways killing mutants
>return to the surface to finally see sunlight again after countless hours
>This is Three Dog, AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>RAGE.JPG

What the actual fuck was wrong with Obsidian?

>>715443798
>I can excuse slavery, cannibalism, warmongering and exploitative social experiments but i draw the line at child labor.
>>715443126
He's fine once you complete his quest. The problem is getting the quest, it's not intuitive it should start with Travis, like how the fuck am i supposed to know those russian guys were his friends.

>>715444557
It's the fact her VA is a child that's fucked up.

>>715444840
it's not like she's saying to go and fuck her pussy and impregnate her or anything tho

3D Fallouts are AIDS
2D Fallouts are kino

>>715441171 (OP)
I want to kill this guy, but I don't want to play Fallout 3 again.
What should I do?

>>715441171 (OP)
I keep him alive in my evil run because hearing him seethe and mald impotently is a way worse punishment than just shooting him.

>>715447638
You could mod him into new vegas probably.

>>715441171 (OP)
The salty lady replacing him if he dies is funny.
>That's what 3dog would say if he was here, but he's not. Because some bastard killed him.
>So you get me instead, yay.

The problem with Threedog is that if FO3 writing had any sense of self-awareness he could be a kino character, an out of touch and hypocritical asshole who sits tucked away in his tower judging everyone trying to survive in the wastes. But instead he's treated completely straight by the writers, he IS a heroic good guy who's always right, and you're evil if you disagree with him.

>>715450327
You dont get it, Three Dog is a hero because he opposes Enclave propaganda, which we have to fight because if the Enclave win they'll turn on the purifier and give everyone clean water

>>715450554
>Doesn't know the true depths of Chadout 3's genius story

>>715451249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxvxVS8RGJY

>>715442903
That's all engine you stupid fuck

>>715443798
Hello TK Mantis, still getting banned from both the official Bethesda and Obsidian Discord servers?

>>715451351
>Troon posts his cope video

>>715442152
why don't people make comics like that anymore

>>715451586
fallout 3 sucks because there's a cool magic tree that could literally regrow the entire world, and it's nothing more than a jokey 1-off quest.

>>715450327
The best writing is binary black and white morality.
You know, what Fallout is known for.

>>715451882
>Gizmo and Killian in Fallout 1
this but unironically.

>>715443798
They weren't all whiny virtue-signalling faggots back then, presumably

>>715441626
Really? I wasn't even racist back when Fallout 3 came out and I couldn't stand him.

>>715451970
Waterchip

>>715451845
That quest rocks having a unique oasis in the hell on earth wasteland and with a real moral choice. Plus being evil and burning the tree man is really funny.
Unlike Troon Vegays which is just a bunch of help NCR or help NCR or even if you lucky help NCR shemale Vegays has nothing this unique.

>>715451845
Bob was always a joke character. Harold is the one you have to take seriously.

>>715451735
Phones don't have Paint.

>>715443798
>kid says horny
>this is literally the deepest darkest secret tantamount to Josh Sawyer physically raping a 12 year old repeatedly throughout the making of FNV

>>715452801
>kid
A 16 year old. That shit is the fakest & gayest "controversy" of all fucking time.

>>715453027
I'm guessing twittertards still ate it up?

>>715452801
looking back there were a lot of warning signs with nickelodeon but this youtuber is a notorious shit stirrer, the kind of journalist commander shepard would headbutt

>>715453114
>17 year old has sex with 20 year old man
>he is a pedo
>18 year old has sex with 40 year old man
>he is le based
I hate American "moralfaggotry"

>>715452656
>

>>715453114
Woketards still say that JewWario was a pedo because one of his groupies self identified as 16 or something.

>>715441171 (OP)
three dog sucks

>>715453114
see>>715451541

>>715441171 (OP)
>Actor gets asked to be in fallout 4
>Immediately spills this on the internet
>immediately blacklisted from all future bethesda projects.

You know? he made a great sacrifice so I'd never have to see Three Dog ever again.

>>715451882
>The best writing is binary black and white morality.
This but unironically.

>>715454632
he fought the good fight AAAOOOOOOOO

>>715441171 (OP)
>years of people saying FO3 is better than FO4
>turns out they were wrong
FO4 needed more time in the oven, but FO3 is a cringey mess to its core. Worse, it's entirely redundant because of NV.

>>715457895
Troon Vegays is redundant and cringe not Chadout 3!

>>715441171 (OP)
>normally three dog would say something here
>BUT SOMEONE KILLED HIM

>not listening to K.Rhyme FM

>>715443798
>has film credits in a movie about horse cucking
Wew

>>715451541
>joining a company mandated discord
>let alone one for a dead series anyway
Lol
Lmao even

>>715459936
>dead series
cope harder, Bethesda turned Fallout from a failing IP into a multibillion dollar franchise

>>715460302
>Fallout 5 in 2045

>>715453410
39 states have an age of consent of 16 or 17 and 30 states have "Romeo and Juliet laws" that literally exist solely to protect 20-year-olds that are having sex with 17-year-olds you absolute retard.

Will we ever have a thread about this game without retards doing the textual equivalent of spraying diarrhea all over the wall?

>>715460806
You realise that Bethesda is not the same company as back when they made Fallout 4? They're now owned by Kikerosoft

>>715460956
I'm not referring to the judiciary system but the brainless nogs online from xitter and tumblr

>>715441736
Reject morality

>>715441427
He's black

>>715441171 (OP)
You are a black man.

>>715443004
Energy weapons are just destruction spells

Been resisting the urge to make a Paradox game addon that sends a feed through a few AI's so an extremely Nigerian 3dog comments on world happenings. It'd cost so much money.

>>715452656

>>715463520
exquisite
thank you

>>715442142
Nobody is building new robots or weapons in Fallout 3, everything is refurbished pre war stuff

I like three dog

>>715441171 (OP)
>fanfiction character

>>715451541
>so we work with pedophiles, who cares?
classic sawyer

I'M A MIGHTY MIGHTY MAN I'M YOUNG AND I'M IN MY PRIME

>>715464780
Don't you mean Arcade Ganon?

>>715465738
The only companion I liked in FNV was Raul

>>715466470
It's a shame there are 0 good human companions in FNV, every single one is some whiny faggot, but Raul and Lily are great

>>715461682
>xitter and tumblr
Found your problem. I have literally never heard of a 20-year-old even implied to be a pedophile for being with a 17-year-old.

>>715466470
>Raul
Wrong. Cass.

>>715470178
>alcoholic roastie that will only fuck you if you side with the shittiest faction
>even then she just leaves anyway
no

>>715470267
At least she's a realistically written character

>>715470267
I always let the Van Graff's kill her

>>715442685
I remember playing through this DLC, completing everything in under an hour and just wondering "was that seriously it?"

>>715442241
You can kill Roy without getting negative karma if you provoke him into attacking you with dialogue. Did you check all of your options?

>>715451735
I know it's a real shame there was so many good one about Fallout 3 as well