I will now play your game

I love this meme

>stealth thread continuation that will probably get half of the posts of the original thread
these are always comfy

>big boobas and a bit of tummy

i will now buy your game

idk what this is about but the op image made me internally lol

>>715449948 (OP)
Lemme fix that for you

they call me Cory

>>715450071
Why do women love tattoos so much?
Is it so they can attract law breakers better?

>>715449948 (OP)
Are people really so starved for the touch of a woman they lose their minds at the sight of anything even slightly feminine?

I hate Cory he's so confidently wrong and retarded all the time

>>715450421
Are you new here or sumthin'?

>>715450367
i don't know, why do men love tattoos so much?
>but i don't have a tattoo
neither do i, but that's the point, you're generalizing you fucking moron. normies love tattoos, both men and women, it's not dictated by which sexual organ you have.

>>715450071
>tattoos
guaranteed to have bpd and a double digit bodycount

>>715450421
bro you are posting on 4chan

>>715450220
literally me

>>715450071
What a fat sack of dogshit, she should cut her titties off.

>>715450626
>tfw dont have a big moral judgement on tattoos but have a phobia of permanent markings and find them really gross because of that

>>715449948 (OP)
is that armenian cory?

>>715450626
Normies love tattoos, women love normies

>>715450817
lolifags need to be institutionalized

>>715450267
because im hairy and brown
i keep on jumping around

Tattoos and piercings for about the past 20 years have just been a thing boring normies do to try to pretend they're not boring normies.

The only good sonic games are sonic 1 and 2, sonic riders and shadow the hedgehog

>>715450267
becuz i ***************** and then i ____________
unrelated note i miss the mr bean r*pe bit before it was censored

>>715450071
>>715450367
what do you expect from retarded normies. They cant think even 10 years in the future.. let alone 30 yrs in the future where they will look omega cringe with saggy faded tattoos.
One day tatoos will be just as cringe as smoking cigarettes are nowadays

>>715451168
is this where you saw yourself ten years ago?

>>715451532
You mean being on 4chan?
Muh dude, (you) and (we) are here forever.

>>715451532
Yes, fuck all you faggots I need this place to feel complete. I had no reason to be online when this shit hole was taken down for almost 3 weeks.

>>715450823
That's about how I feel now that I think about it. Permanently modifying the body freaks me out in general.

>>715450367
>>715450638
>>715450817
>>715451168
Don't worry, anons. It's okay to be gay

>>715450626
My ex got some retarded moth tattoos on her chest above her breasts just before we broke up, i seriously never saw that coming because she never, in my 8 years of knowing her and 3 years of dating, seemed like the type to get tattoos, specially such trashy ones
Women seriously have some sort of instinct to want to be different and stand out in some retarded way, even if it ruins their bodies

I keep seeing Armenian Cory everywhere and it's driving me insane.

>eyes widen in horror

>>715452214
>wanting tyrone's sloppy seconds

>>715450817
It's funny because that's exactly what she did. And the scars are really, really bad. Tummy is still cute though.

>>715452214
>wanting a clean non-tatted woman means you're gay
Damn dude, guess 80% of this globe is now suddenly gay. Thx for your wisdom, a true eye opener.

>>715449948 (OP)
Is that Hubert Cumberdale? Back from the war so soon?

How the hell gaming as a hobby got hijacked by incel losers?
I remember when games were shunned for having female protagonists

>>715452279
i agree it also-
cory look at the road! CORY

>>715452785
joshua 3inch ulmer

>>715449948 (OP)
Yes

>>715449948 (OP)
Isn't this the cube head who pants heavily and angrily inside a car

>>715454714
>liking females is incel behavoir

shouldn't it be the opposite?

>>715455202
If you disliked women you'd be a volcel.

>>715454921
>Cory's ghost starts floating down to hell instead of up
>"GO UP!! GO UP!!!!"

>>715449948 (OP)
how many more oneyplays threads are going to be made today jesus fucking christ

>>715450497
hes so consistantly wrong about every fact he says its actually impressive he hasnt been correct just by pure chance

How can a man in his thirties still speak like a 12 year old?

>>715456149
kek

>>715449948 (OP)
It's literally that simple

>>715450626
From what I've observed it's overwhelmingly women who do

>>715459283

Nobody going to point out "mother bearing hips"? ESLs are so stupid man

>>715459704
>he doesn't know

>>715451532
>2015 was 10 years ago
Yeah, actually. I'm surprised I've managed to lower the amount of time I spend here, honestly.

>>715449948 (OP)
>Gets instantly horny for any woman
>Has a serious relationship with a tranny
What did Cory mean by this?

>>715449948 (OP)
Imagine his beard covered in cum haha
just as a prank lol

>>715450071
>was making fat stacks on onlyfans
>the tiktok tit cow jew gets in her ear about how she should cut her tits off
>she listens
>disgusting scars
>no one gives a fuck about her onlyfans anymore
>the tit cow jew still has her tits unchopped
truly a masterful gambit

What does /v/ think about this? Good potential for an indie game? I just doodled it in 5 minutes

>>715461979
finding her just after she went full tits-cut is one of the most depressing "i shouldn't have looked for source" moments i've ever had

>>715462438
Make a silly Noir webcomic.

>>715462438
I'm so horny right now...
Mother bearing hips
Dude she is so fucking hot
I'm not joking wtf why is she drawn like that?!

>>715462438
>>715462526
Actually a good style for a silly adventure game, i'd 100% play it

>>715452214
If i has to guess i would bet a large amount of money that the LGBT is vaslty more tatted up than the general straight population.

Tattoos are the most low class thing ever. Theres an appeal in that theres something erotic and primal about fucking a low class whore, but from the viewpoint of the whore its like why would you debase yourself like that?

This goes for pretty much every single process where someone alters their appearance to suit some sort of kink. I want to look like X because it makes me coom harder. Women who present themselves as low class whores want to be treated exactly like that by men, but what about all the times shes not being dicked down? What about when she has to do groceries or go to a wedding or whatnot? Looking like a cyberpunk npc? How can you tell me these people have any sort of self respect when this is how they present themselves? I mean if youre some sort of cartel member i understand: Youre dying before 30 most likely so you might as well present yourself like the scum you are, but women? Its just sad to see a woman tatted up like some sort of child abuse victim.

>>715462438
cheek is a little too fat

>>715455202
Incels deify women to the point where they think a life without them is not worth living.

Its really ironic.

>>715461798
>Has a serious relationship with a tranny
Chat is this true? Is Lexi a tranny? Corys been with her (him?) since sleepycabin so a good 10 years now.

>>715461979
Reminds me of this chick. She had an absolute 10/10 body and decided to chop her tits off so now she has these big scars at the bottom. An absolute fucking tragedy of you ask me.

>>715450421
I am gay btw.

>>715450071
>tats
>retarded dance
postbirth abortion now

that meme came out immediately after i made this one and i'm salty about it

>>715450497
that’s precisely why I like him

>>715449948 (OP)
>those colors

>>715457451
works for me, I just got into Oneyplays the last 2 or 3 months after ignoring them for a decade

>>715459704
genuinely embarrassing post. lurk moar and then kill yourself

>>715450626
I don't understand how ANYONE is able to get a tattoo or modify their body. I would have so much trouble pulling the trigger on one because I know that I might regret it down the road, and I damn well know my personality will change.
I don't see how people are able to make such a big decision like that as if its nothing. Everyone is so casual about it, but to me it is a really big deal.

>>715462634

>>715451532
You're here forever, but that does not mean we aren't all gonna make it

>>715464130

>>715463362
Who the fuck cares you retard?

Why are you following some whores life? Theres millions and millions of them on the internet. Get a life.

>>715464130
Boobies?!
AWOOGA
Humina Humina Humina, boing boing boing,
>*howls like wolf*,
>*eyes pop out, jaw drops to floor, puts jaw back in, hits my head 50 times with hammer*
NOW THATS A DAME look at the BAZINGOS on that one!
WOW HUMMINA WOW HUMMINA WOW HUMMINA
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!
>*eyes pop out*
AROOOOOOOOGA!
>*jaw drops tongue rolls out to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets*
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>*tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr
>*takes out boxing glove punches self in face 15 times*
>BOIOIOIOING
>*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady...
>*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*
EE-AAW EE-AAW
Just cant control it anymore
>*pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out*
>*drops to the floor gives 20 push ups and starts burning like a tea kettle*
ARF ARF ARF
>*wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Now thats a HOT DAME..
>*buries face in tits*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL WHOA MAMA

>>715449948 (OP)
>cute
>eyelashes
literally all I need

>>715462985
Women wear dresses to show them off at their weddings. They are proud of their tattoos because they believe it shows the world they are adventurous and wild.

>>715464130
HORNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

Is the D-pad really that bad?

>>715464451
It's even worse.

>>715464451
damn I haven’t really looked at a 360 controller in quite some time and it just dawned on me the damn thing is 20 years old

>>715462438
If she's got a chubby tummy, would atleast check it out

>>715464674
The 360 came out last year, anon. Gears of War is on the way.

>>715464451
yes, it really is that bad
I don't know how they did it
I still think it's better than the dreamcast and gamecube dpads somehow, SOMEHOW

>>715450071
He's cute.

>>715464674

>>715450367
same reason why men do retard, they look cool.

>>715464775
Can’t wait for viva pinata

>>715464256
I don't like it when jews make money by depriving the world of big tits.

>>715450367
>Why do sluts with daddy issues who are inept at life and only have decent bodies to show off take tattoos which are a cheap repalcement for life stories
I really don't know

>>715465071
Sounds about right.

>>715463362
Wow, he's a real cutie.

>>715464986
I really doubt that's the reason
>>715465071
Cheap replacement for life stories? I could never imagine that

>>715450071
tattoos literally turn the prettiest girl ugly. It's like graffitti on a gothic cathedral. Nasty

>>715464256

>>715465092
sega saturn 3d pad > duke > dreamcast
frankly I have no idea how they messed up so bad after making such a beauty. I'm also glad to see other people posting it so much nowadays, used to be a cryptid.

>>715465275

>>715451532
People who type things like this always end up massively telling on themselves lol.

Tattoos look hot on Asian women.

>>715449948 (OP)

>>715450071
literally what is the point of even filming such a pointless 3 second video like this

>>715449948 (OP)
Cory puts thing up his ass

>>715465272
>Cheap replacement for life stories? I could never imagine that
people always have some bullshit story about their reason for getting specific tattoo. the reality is that they wanted a tattoo and they went into a tattoo parlor with no clear idea of what they want to they pick one out of a catalog and come up with a reason for it later.

>>715454714
because men back then didn't want to troon out for attention on the internet. nowadays those incels are the primary demographic of people who troon out and they can't get their euphoria boners if the games don't have women for them to play as.

>>715451156
The AI bit or the Whole Foods improv?

>>715449948 (OP)

>>715466262
>they pick one out of a catalog
Many tattoo artists will make things based off reference images that you send to them

>>715450071
>>715450367

I'm about to sign up to Newgrounds and post shitpost art and hopefully improve over time. I used it infrewuently in its hayday when I was younger but I never made anything nor did I sign up for an account. I'm not aiming for success or any specific metric like views or front pages, but does anyone here have any advice for using, uploading, or interacting with Newgrounds in 2025?
Is the community just blended in with Youtube at this point?

>>715459594
You're supposed to correct the smug.

>>715467141

>>715466979
Loled and saved

>>715459283
>>715459594
makes you think

>>715466979
Finally an answer that makes sense

>>715467240
How do u get pregante?

>>715468218
ponos in vagena

>>715468218
Gotta have a womb, ovaries and eggs.

>>715449948 (OP)
>>715466815

>>715468421
GO BACK!

>>715449948 (OP)
Is that Cory?

>>715450497
Cheese is standard.

>>715468726
>variations: With cheese
you just know this wikipedia article gets vandalized every other day

>>715450497
No, there's confidently wrong then there's belligerently wrong.

>Feminize something slightly and suddenly gamers want to fuck it.
Not gay tho.

dont click

>>715468421
Just imagine...

>>715469261

>>715449948 (OP)
>Female_Wobuffet.jpg

>>715449948 (OP)
This guy looks like he's going to rape me

>>715469720
i want this to be a low level enemy in a game

>>715469812
>replace the pinkies in Doom with this
>they yell EPIC every time they bite

>>715469720
Now this. is. EPIC!

>>715469720
His little shoes and sausage fingers lmao, i want to read him a bedtime story then crush his skull with a mallet

>>715469812
>pokemon mod with this and dozens of zach worm creatures
id play it

>>715469261
No cool man, I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THAT SHIT!

>>715464281
This unironically.

>>715450071
the amount of replies over this post is the true reason why /v/ no longer has the same charisma it has year ago
it's nothing but just endless amount of off-topic discussion everyday

>>715469332
I hate that this is legitimately hot as fuck

>>715470297
You are at the end.

>>715468496
I cleaned it up just a little bit more just for you

>>715461979
>>715463362
Why do women like that choose the invasive and extreme excision of their breasts over exercising and building up back muscles?

>>715469720
>This guy looks like he's going to rape me

that shoop of armenian cory really has taken the internet by storm
very organic too

I hate tattoos and unconventional piercings on a woman. And no I am not sorry.

>>715470963
I just think theyre neat.

>>715470767
Because women are dumb and easily influenced by other women and the medical industry.

>>715466894
Cool. Thanks for sharing that fun fact.

>>715467148
Why don't you ask people on Newgrounds my dear little retard-kun?

Someone show me this tranny gf that Spazkid is dating

>>715449948 (OP)
It's nice that SpazKid gets to be the butt end of jokes after so many years of being a kiwifarms bastard

>>715469352
Imagine having vericose veins in your fucking head

>>715464451
He was talking about this one

>>715463362
Casca?

>>715471391
Someones going to inject it if hes not careful.

>>715464986
>they look cool
To who? Retards?

>>715471183
Just google Spazkid Lexi.
>That time they came on a livestream and were immediately bullied off

>>715469332
>>715470438

>>715449948 (OP)
Seems about right.

For me, it was finding out he made Bump Girl

>>715449948 (OP)
I am literally Cory with 10 more IQ points

>>715472035
that tracks

When was the last time a game made you LOSE YOUR FUCKING GOURD?

>>715450497
that's why I want him to be my goonergod husbando...

>>715472262
LMAO these fucking edits

>>715450014
Me too it's so hilariously accurate

>>715472262
i dunno
probably when i was 9 or 10 and lost a game of mario kart 64

So is he really dating a tranny?

>>715450421
Gacha is a multi billion dollar industry built around men simulating relationships

>>715464451
eh, could be worse

>>715449948 (OP)
is that tomar oneyplays

>>715470297
/v/ used to be even more off-topic than it is now and it was better back then because now all vidya discussion is just ragebait and Twitter

>>715466979
FUCKING KEK

ITT brainblasted jerkoffs who have beat off so much their brains have optimized to finding circles attractive
just fucking cook a meal, fuck's sake

>>715472035
>Implied_Paizuri that isnt just "Dick hidden under a shirt lmao"
So fucking underrated...

>>715467141
damn, imagine the size of her pussy

>>715472262
It's not a moment I'm proud of but smash on wii u was so bullshit that I fucking slammed my tablet on the floor

>>715472309
https://files.catbox.moe/ik5951.mp4

>>715472262
I don't know if this is a real phrase or a Coryism but I started saying it years ago because of him

>>715457952
He was right about the Paul Feig thing

>>715473259
If I had seen the image and then this reply it wouldn't have been funny at all
but seeing your reply and then the reveal of the image made me laugh
weird

>>715472262
The glider sequence

>>715472527
i dont understand why these companies lost their dpad technology

>>715473451
>does he know?

>>715473428
The problem was that, in true Cory fashion, he fused two different things together, making it nearly impossible to find.

>>715473314
Kek!

>>715459283

>>715472262
when i was 12. i threw my controller on the ground and a bit of plastic chipped off it. i picked it back up when i saw the missing bit i felt extremely embarrassed i just damaged my property from an emotional tantrum, and never did that again in my life.

>>715464451
Yes, easily the worst part about the 360 controller bar none. The series x/s one is actually perfect though, imo. I hope MS keeps making controllers even if xbox itself gets canned.

What's your favourite Cory moment EVAR??

>>715473995
His tangent about bees from the RE3 playthrough

>>715451532
Yes, absolutely. I thought smoking and tattoos were dogshit ten years ago and I think so now.

>>715473828
what about the 4th gender?

>>715474084
I like the instant, zero hesitation way he said Ash Redfield

>>715473995
Chode

I haven't watched any of their stuff since a little after the sonic heroes playthrough
Did I miss any good ones

>>715473995
>there is no escape I WILL rape you

>>715474618
Why did he say this

>>715474241
that's just gender 3 with makeup

>>715474618
*excape
>>715474641
He was asked what we would say to black cat from spiderman or something

>>715473995
Water People or the Sanksquach
https://youtu.be/J0ZUCxCdOpo

>>715473828

>>715473314
ai is fucking scary

>>715474241

>>715474717
>his theory about water people is probably just hookworms or meth
lmao

so as I was saying, troons projecting their mental illness onto Kris when Toby already pulled this shit with Undertale and called the main character a boy on multiple occasions is troon cope.

>>715475335
pretty sure it's the result of lead piping fucking up the water

I will now play your game.

>>715475228
DAMN GURL~

>>715475907

>>715475228
>>715475998

>>715474580
Ecstatica is the best one-off video they've ever done

>>715476156

>>715449948 (OP)
I hate Corey so fucking much he's so autistic and unfunny. He made sleepycast worse every time without fail

>>715450626
ywnbaw

>>715449948 (OP)
I have a friend like this and it's fucking infuriating. He's a 29 year old virgin and he's basically only interested in media that shows cute girls. Action game like DMC? nope. Same shit but you use a hot girl instead? he IMMEDIATELY loves it. Kickass band playing good music but the band is all men? nah, he says it's trash. Same genre of music but it's an all girls band? he fucking LOVES it. These people exist by the thousands out there.

>>715476364
he's only good as a punching bag for everyone else to shit on. dave is a pretty good straight man to Cory, which is weird because he's the most energetic and tryhard unhinged as soon as Cory shuts the fuck up.

It's all fine with me. as long as that fucking subhuman Adam isn't there.

>>715476364
Don't bully Chris's boyfriend

>>715450626
Yeah, only criminals, mentally ill / retarded people, and sailors love tattoos. Yes, there's overlap.

>>715476854
I used to find Adam kind of grating at first but something clicked when I realized that he's sorta playing a character

>>715477543
hes not playing a character hes just constantly high

>>715449948 (OP)
The lipstick ruins it. Makes her look like a whore. A smile would be better.

>>715470767
Because they're lazy AND stupid AND they're not paying for it (no, they did not actually work for that money).

>>715450071
>le mentally ill bpd woman who will cheat on you and cut her tits off because she "feels like a man" every couple of weeks

>>715464281
There are youngfags in this thread that don't understand any of that.

>>715473995
>Hello, would you like to sharpen a pencil?

>>715478537
The bit IS RUINED.

>>715464281

>>715474618
>>715474641
kino
https://youtu.be/eGub8KUnKK8

>>715464281
I look like this and say this

>>715475446
This, they forecasted the Flint Michigan story.

You incels realize you get judged when you don't have ANY tattoos right?

>>715479635
Not a single person on Earth does this.

>>715479635
Whoever judges me for not having a tattoo, their opinion does not matter to me. Their worldview is incongruant with mine.

>>715476540
he just like me fr except I'm older

>>715479635
>getting judged for just being human
I do not understand.

>>715473995
>Mick: Which celebrity would you like to collaborate with?
>JonTron: Robin Williams
>Cory: Pre or post death?

>>715479892
Timestamp?
Reminds me of that one little nightmares bit

>>715450929
no he's right, she should enter a de-aging weightloss machine that makes her 9 years old and 60lbs, flat as a board, front and back, and built like this ( i )
that'd teach her

>>715473995
>Why, when I'm sucking on power tools every night?

drop the knife jaxxie

>>715480004
https://youtu.be/BwbfGmceT4s?t=82m36s
1:22:36