>>715464130
Boobies?!
AWOOGA
Humina Humina Humina, boing boing boing,
>*howls like wolf*,
>*eyes pop out, jaw drops to floor, puts jaw back in, hits my head 50 times with hammer*
NOW THATS A DAME look at the BAZINGOS on that one!
WOW HUMMINA WOW HUMMINA WOW HUMMINA
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!
>*eyes pop out*
AROOOOOOOOGA!
>*jaw drops tongue rolls out to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets*
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>*tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr
>*takes out boxing glove punches self in face 15 times*
>BOIOIOIOING
>*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady...
>*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*
EE-AAW EE-AAW
Just cant control it anymore
>*pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out*
>*drops to the floor gives 20 push ups and starts burning like a tea kettle*
ARF ARF ARF
>*wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Now thats a HOT DAME..
>*buries face in tits*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL WHOA MAMA
