>irl jockey meet his Uma wife
Holy absolute cinema..

go back

>>715450842 (OP)
i didn't know they were based on real horses

Uma Delicia

>>715450926
It's the reason why Cygames actually sends take down shit on Uma porn.

>>715450842 (OP)
Fucking cancer how westoids keep infecting every related to anime after making fun of it for decades, fucking npcs who just follow whatever their programming tells them is socially acceptable to like
I hate americans so much is unreal

>>715451348
I guess they failed cause I can find thousands of horse girl porn now

>>715450937
Essa porra é dura como os cornos.

>>715451386
>nooooo people aren't allowed to change their opinions on things
>NOOOOOO PEOPLE WHO GREW UP LIKING IT AREN'T ALLOWED TO LIKE IT CUS OTHER PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE IT BEFORE
??????

>>715451348
So that's why there's a surprisingly low amount of horse hentai compare to something like blue archive
Looked up rule 34 of this game the other day and it was like 60% AI slop

The marketing money behind this money oven app has to be insane.

>>715451460
Sei lá como é possivel para fazer mais mastigável. Só se usar a panela de pressão, mas foda-se, pior que comer normal é comer depois de fervido.

>>715451386
>american
>guy in the OP is literally italian
nice reading comprehension

>>715451386
Westoids are the ones keeping the anime industry afloat
Japan cant even compete

>>715451386
>Fucking cancer how westoids keep infecting every related to anime after making fun of it for decades,
The fuck do you want, us Italians have loved anime since before you were less than a droplet of sperm

>Get the hot spring ticket for the first time with Daiwa Scarlet
>She jobs and loses the ura finale to different people four times

>>715451443
It's really only on sites that just bend over to them, like pixiv and twitter.

>>715450842 (OP)
/vg/ uma general loves him

>>715451641
Essa merda é intragável de tão dura e fibrosa, o mesmo para a carne de avestruz.

>>715451576
>compare to something like blue archive
Nexon literally pays for porn in case you didn't know

>>715451664
It's western entertainment that can't compete kek

>>715450842 (OP)
ITALIAN JOCKEY

>>715452057
based

>>715452057
>Nexon literally pays for porn in case you didn't know
I wish more companies did that.

>>715452036
Também tens razão, foda-se...
Porco, vaca e frango até o fim, sem exceções.

>>715452567
>imagine not eating goat

>>715452425
Dont worry i doubt you will ever get another company destroying their own game to cater to porn addicts

>>715453070
Muito caro, caralho!

>>715453147
Verdade.
Mas é bom de quando em quando

>>715453126
Back to xitter

>>715450937
Japs eat horse meat too, and raw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJXN_EIXx2g

>>715453462
Outra coisa boa também é tripa. Foda-se, não-se encontra aqui na margem sul, só no Porto. Tive lá um dia e consegui comer, nunca vou esquecer esse sabor.

>>715453126
The only thing they're destroying is normalfags. death to normalfags and their ironic weebery.

>>715453126
oh my god these anons are such gooners XD am i right lmaooooo!!!

>>715450842 (OP)
>literal reddit post
grim

>>715452057
Sounds based

>>715452057
>2023
>Sankaku
>Obvious miscommunication to shill the new character
>Umm aktually they pay for porn
Person says X, retard interprets it as something else in full effect.
But hey, what can else you expect from disingenuous horse fuckers

>>715450842 (OP)
>spamming random "news" about his gacha
Can you stop pretending and just have a
>LOOK AT THIS ASS
threads like every other gacha

>>715453126
based toxobrain triggering the braindead coomers.

>>715450937
Everytime I see the horse title, I always think of this.

>>715451443
For a normal gacha of this popularity, you'd expect 100 times that, plus loads of doujins every comicet. The ones we do see are much milder and more made by SE asians than japanese. Particular horses are known to get more attention from cygames and the yakuza if you aren't respectful.

>>715451443
>99% of that is aislop
No one cares about aislop other than westerners, 99% of horse porn from the west is pure ai garbage, i just opened danbooru and filterd by NSFW and the entire 1st page is westerner aislop, so i doubt they will care

>>715452274
FANTINO ITALIANO

>>715452057
Something like Ranfy Pitchford tried to do with Battleborn but with porn fanart (he was doing propaganda with it). But since nobody played the game there were barely any porn.
The industry realized that porn of these kind of games helps a lot at making it popular. See Overwatch and Apex Legends, for example

>>715453126
Brown Dust, Nikke, and Girl's frontline seem to be doing fine doing just that though

>>715450842 (OP)
>have the Tifa' porn video hacking during politicians' Zoom meeting
>constantly breaks day one of new vidya releases
>now irl jockey takes person-sized version of his horse's waifu poster

Are italians actually based? Holy shit.

Uma musume is good because it's a fun concept. Simple as.

Uma musume is good because I want to fuck horses. Simple as.

>>715450937
Imagine being a troglodite burger that will never have the pleasure to taste horse meat.
In many countries it's even prescribed in the diet for people who have suffered blood loss due to being very rich in iron.

>>715450842 (OP)
Why are they even based on real horses? What's the point?

>>715456232
Because it's more fun that way.

>>715450937
is that a horsecock?...

>>715456232
Same reason why the characters in KanColle are based on real ships: fun.

>>715456232
It'd be cringe otherwise

>>715456232
the game was made to promote racing gambling.

>>715453126
>they are destroying their porn game marketed directly at gooners by trying to appease coomers
i know catposters have an IQ cap at 70, but this is ridiculous

>>715450937
So what does horse meat taste like then?

>>715456232
>People going nuts over uhara and goldship because of their irl counterparts
>"But why do they have them based on real horses?????"
Ur stoopid

>>715456471
Very low on fat tissue, it's almost all muscles so it's important to not overcook it, otherwise it will be too hard in consistency.
Someone else has mentioned the iron abundance, that's because compared to beef, pork or poultry, blood is kept as much as possible in the butchering. If you ever accidentally pricked your finger and instinctively sucked your blood out of the wound, it has a similar taste.

>>715456176
Why do burgers turn their nose up towards horse meat anyway? I can understand why they're disgusted towards dog and cat meat but horses are just another big prey animal like cows or deer.

>>715452057
>Nexon literally pays for porn in case you didn't know
...oh no?

>>715451386
Why do you like anime anon? Do you think you're unique and special and that's why you did and it bothers you that you don't like anime and it's just a personality trait because you have no others?

>>715456232
to make jacking off to their porn weirder

>>715451386
>americans
Pastafags have always a good history with anime.
t. pastafag

>>715450842 (OP)
Why is everybody talking about this retarded anime?

>>715456860
Cowboys love their horses

>>715451386
Absolutely masterful bait. deserves a chef's kiss

>>715456860
we have alot of retarded animal lovers here. More people have dogs than children. This is why asia is going to win in the end btw

>>715456860
I don't know the details, but if i have to guess, much like with a lot of other food restriction, it might have originated from hygiene conditions. Horse meat if not treated can be a very good conduct of tetanus for example, so maybe during the colonial times the cases were too common and in order to put a stop to that they just imposed a veto on consuming the meat to begin with.
Then again, it's 'murica. For all we know it's a stupid law passed on by retarded politicians that were too sensitive towards horses or something.

>>715456176
Your horse cock m'sir, bon appétit

>>715456860
The selling point is it tastes like blood because of the high iron content and super stringy because of the muscles, why do you think no one eats it?

>>715456176
I love it plus its ¼th the cost of beef here

>>715452274
kek

>>715457429
>"You eat this specific animal meat?"
>"THAT MEANS YOU EAT EXCLUSIVELY THE COCK OF THAT ANIMAL!"
Peak amerimutt logic.

>>715450842 (OP)
based

>>715457750
Okay now say it again but this time without sounding fragile and defensive

>>715457905
Looks to me you're the fragile defensive one, being scared by boogeymen of what (You) think other countries eat.

>>715458195
>No U!
Lmao I told you to say it again without sounding fragile and defensive or triggered

>>715455878
I had no idea italians were that based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSYvodKMuo

>>715451386
Shut up nigga.
Umam musume has been a shitty retarded meme even before it got popular.

>>715456860
I think people didn't eat horses historically because they were used in the military

>>715451386
you will never be japanese

>>715457429
I'll take mine still attached to the horse, thank you

>>715460103
based and straight

>>715450937
Horse meat is extremely common here in italy too. I eat it almost every day

>>715456860
>>715456176
>>715450937
>From the travel between nations to chivalry of knights to the honor of artillery to freedom of cowboys horses have served alongside humans in our most defining hours
>"people" turn around and eat them the moment it's not useful to you
And people say Chinese are bugs

>>715457205
>This is why asia is going to win in the end btw
China has the 2nd worst demographics in the world and Japan managed to frontrun the rest of the world with their lack of young people by 30 years

>>715450842 (OP)
A paesano molto basato.

>>715450937
>Uma
I see what you did there

>>715460473
>because of muh honor i should be wasteful with this specific animal and label whoever dares consume its meat subhumans
It's not the '60s anymore, gramps.

>>715451386
What the fuck is this, 2011?

>>715456860
What is the rationale for saying that eating a dog is any worse than eating a horse? People eat plenty of predators, it's just feels/history, which is also why some are disgusted with the idea of eating horses as well.

>>715457274
Nowadays is that horses raised for other purposes usually get fed hormones or other drugs that are not allowed in meat for human consumption, even by murrican food standards.

>>715456860
we had enough ranching land that you could throw a horse carcass in a hole instead of feeling like that's a waste of meat

>>715450842 (OP)
you could have just cropped this to hide the fact that you're a redditfag

Okay I changed my mind, this game isn't fun anymore. After 5 campaigns in a day only to get 4 guts sparks in a row (what are the fucking chances?) and a stamina one I just don't have it in me to play this game anymore. Even with everything skipped it still takes me 40 minutes per campaign. I'm burnt out and the future is looking even more bleak.

>>715463427
And didn't mention but yeah all the sparks were 1 star.

>>715463427
>>715463524
honestly fair

>>715463427
3 stars sparks are supposed to be rare, in the meantime you can follow people ingame (either via the Profile > Recommneded menu, or via adding IDs manually) that way you can use their shared horse girl for breeding.
With guest horses you can only use 1 at a time (which means there's still incentive to raise your own perfect horses), but it takes some load off your back.

>>715450937
Looks pretty good. Here in Finland you usually find horse only in cold cuts for sandwitches. That's why the "glue factory" joke has traditionally been that a poor perferming, old or injured horse will be taken to the mettwurst factory. I suppose salami is more popular in many countries but mettwurst is pretty close to that.

>>715463894
Not him, but this essentially means you're well off smashing through some Speed-only Bakushin runs until you luck into the 3* Speed Spark, then using that as a basis to help create more with girls who can't just smash Speed training and win?

>>715464265
Actually speed sparks are useless once Kitasan drops, you want Power and Stamina.
And even then it's gonna be a 25% roll followed by a 3% or 10% roll each time to get what you want.

>>715464265
Yup basically. Getting a 3 star speed or stamina girl will be the backbone of your eugenics program. It's all RNG though so don't expect it to happen quickly

What trainee can run in Japanese Derby and Hanshin Daishoten?

>>715464413
shorter to list trainees who don't run the derby

>>715450842 (OP)
Normalfag franchise.

total organic shilling

>>715456232
>>715456402
is there a train anime with train girls? It would be popular since nips are train autists

>>715452057
it would be ignorant to think companies aren't doing this

>>715464413
Gold Ship

>>715464609
thx

>>715464484
You mean the current 6 different donkey kong threads?

>>715464515
Apparently Maitetsu, a traingirl VN, has an anime spinoff called Rail Romanesque.

>>715464609
Do you know what running style she should go for?

>>715465057
Glue factory

>>715450926
>>715454265
>>715451576
The reason why they crack down on porn is the girls are based on real horses where the game needs perms from the owners of the horses to use them. The big issue is if there's a bunch of porn of the horse girl. the owner might pull their perms for their horse which would create a massive shit show and would hit the game's bottom line.

>>715451443
Because artists make them to spite CyGames. It's what makes them feel edgy.

>>715451754
il bor non sà che qui lupin è considerato un compatriota

>>715450842 (OP)
un grande cazzo

>>715450924
why did this FPBP get ignored so hard?
why did everyone proceed to discuss the topic instead of letting it die>?

>>715450926
It's an isekai.

>>715465826
we like horses

>>715466150
no we don't like ecelebs, faggot

is slipstream a trap skill? assuming it encourages your uma to run behind others more often, doesn't it keep her in the box for longer?

>>715456860
I have no moral grounds for contesting this, but from descriptions of the taste it sounds revolting. I fucking hate horses, but if they taste like shit I'm not eating them.

>>715465895
I love how the horses are placed next to the anime girls.
The horses basically all look the same minus some markings, it's not like celebrity images where anyone would know who the fuck these horses are.

My Haru Urara keeps being suicidal and gets into bad mood, how do I prevent it or was she just born that way and wants to become glue

>>715466810
it's literally a slightly gamier version of beef, whoever told you anything else was fucking with you.

>>715450937
I like horse meat

...

>>715466956
If you play the game then you already know the names, and if you don't play the game then you're not the target audience for that image

Any club I can join, my 24 hours cuckshed finally passed

>>715451643
i hope you don't think he actually plays this game. he was almost certainly given this thing for free as a marketing stunt. this shitty game is being shilled HARD all the sudden despite having been around for years now.

>>715466493
>ecelebs
you don't know what that word means

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfS9KiX1so&t=1847s

>>715467706
honestly it freaks me out a little when i see golshi in races
her stride is so fucking long compared to the rest of the cast

>>715456860
American horse lovers think it's immoral and evil. They've lobbied to government so much the FDA had to pull all horse meat inspectors and facilities, making horse meat effectively illegal to sell. You can still buy it off a local rancher you're pals with but it's impossible to find it commercially- and those few ranchers that do that are rare, and often get bullied into not raising meat horses.
I work in federal land management and one of the biggest scourges on American wilderness- on par with fire- are the wild horse populations. They are federally protected because of animal rights groups (and one specific woman) campaigning in the 1970s and 80s to save the iconic wild horses! Thing is, wild horses are not native to the America's. They've become naturalized, yes, but they're not native. They destroy water sources, especially in deserts, overeat leaving less plants for deep, bighorn sheep, elk, and other native animals, and worst of all, overpopulate and make the issue worse because people feed them and there's no more predators to keep them in check like they would have had back in the cowboy days. The lands CAN support a population of wild horses, but the populations are too fucking big. The only way to handle them, since killing wild horses was banned, is to round up populations and sterilize them to prevent total horse-driven ecosystem collapse... AND THE HORSE LOVERS STILL COMPLAIN!!! They whine about us stressing the horses, of messing with the natural order- bitch, these horses aren't natural here!! They need to be GONE!
ALSO! Many of the horses rounded up are sent to federally subsidized ranches where they're taken care of by approved ranchers. Fun fact- the amount of money we spend on keeping these "wild" horses alive and healthy would be enough to provide free meals to all homeless people in the entire country. Horse meat meals, of course. But you'll NEVER see anyone Campaign for this.
Fuck wild horses.

>>715450937
You would likely never eat a racehorse as the meat would not be enjoyable at all.

>>715467568
anything that is not videogames is ecelebs, I don't make the rules faggot

>>715467706
ha gi

Why so much much horse gacha posting recently?

>>715450842 (OP)
if there are so many horse fuckers in this board why dont you do some /v/sings Umapyoi Legend?

it's been some time since this board made anything at all

>>715470839
it just got an English release even though it has been out for like 4 years, streamers are picking up as of the last week or so.

even though the game is as basic as it comes people do like the roguelite elements to a career run.

>>715455878
They apparently have yearly unironic raoh funeral events to honour the character

>>715456176
dietary iron barely does shit, if someone's blood iron is low enough that it's an actual present concern they're going to do it intravenously

>>715468830
would the homeless also be rounded up and sent to federally subsidized ranches so they stop destroying the urban environment?

>>715465467
bing bing wahoo