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>>715453021 (OP)
nintendo would go unit 731 on the mods

They should use that DOOM captcha

>>715453021 (OP)
>boomers think this is difficult

by playing inferior mario 3?

>>715453021 (OP)
>>715453426
Gonna be that autistic guy and say even if they did implement this people would cheat to get around it.

Make it this
https://youtu.be/ktXEd2aPefw?si=COKXIsiic2y8rXlh&t=46

>>715453021 (OP)
how will pc gamers post then?

>bing shit
Make em fight Tiger Joe

>>715453021 (OP)
is this /v/orld 1? I remember being bullied by a level like that

>>715453021 (OP)
Captcha should be a '1v1 first to kill gets to post' against another user. This would filter out the shitters.

>>715453248
>smash threads, claude threads, dk threads, zelda threads, switch threads going untouched for years while discussing other games get raped for not being a cultural phenomenon
Nintendo's already here.

>>715453826
Yup, it's the level Frozen Forest Fracas in the last world.

>>715453780
>Tiger Joe
Easy peasy
>>715453860
>Sensei
Now THAT'S a real filter

Difficulty: Impossible

any notable SMW hacks that came out in the last two years?

>>715453021 (OP)
make it Pokemon Red, cutting a bush
we know AI can't do that

>>715454087
fat moot /v/orld

>>715453873
>shitters start cheating
>upgrade my internet, get kills purely with reaction because they can't shoot faster than me with their brazillian internet

>>715453021 (OP)

>>715453021 (OP)
I miss these games. I wonder if /v/ can do a Doom collab.

>>715454371
already exists
doom-captcha(dot)vercel(dot)app/

>>715454489
That's not a /v/ Doom collab.

>>715454237
it'd truly ensure that only high IQ individuals can post

anyone have the driver one?

>>715453974
sensei is easier to cheese, iirc you did a couple of standard jab/quick attacks then guardbreak and you'd get him somewhat consistently as long as you stayed in range

>>715454489
This is kind of shit

>>715455457
Idk, may i was lucky with Tiger Joe, only got a game over with him the second time you fight him. I do remember that cheese and still took hours to beat sensei. I think the only othere bosses that got me that bad were the three stooges rematch and azel.

spammers arent even seeing captchas thoughbeit

>>715458445
Awakening's dogshit balance a BS Difficulty...
My beloved...

>>715453021 (OP)
>a random savestate for a captcha
this would be too based for modern 4chan

>>715453021 (OP)
>/v/ should only have tranny romhack players
Uh no

>>715454489
This captcha is gay since it only starts you off with the pistol while the map it uses (E1M9) expects you to have the shotgun when you enter.

>>715453507
Game compiles to obfuscated JS that's unique to every page load + Server side verification of the recorded gameplay demo to ensure user beat it legitimately

Could actually be pretty light on the backend if you did it right

>>715454237
>>715454705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
What an absolute classic!

>2/3 of the posters get filtered by luck rolls.

>>715459354
Are you implying it would be difficult to simply kill the invincibles in the middle of the room?

>>715459804
Septulypril.

>>715459783
you can't kill invincibles

Has to include one of these

>>715454489
You can just hold fire here and kill 3 enemies eventually, E1M5 or E1M6 would be better