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Anonymous No.715454765 >>715460546 >>715460638 >>715460703 >>715460919 >>715461141 >>715462078 >>715463572 >>715467792 >>715470809 >>715474735 >>715477506 >>715482246
>tfw a 2014 game is too clunky and dated and doesn't have a remake
Anonymous No.715454931 >>715466643 >>715466978
@grok fact or cap?
Anonymous No.715457207 >>715460131 >>715460270 >>715464464 >>715469652
Iโ€™m glad all these Gen Z & A are transitioning. More failed males for me to pump my fat load in
Anonymous No.715460131
>>715457207
gay
Anonymous No.715460270 >>715460413 >>715460579 >>715465916 >>715471531
>>715457207
Nah millennial "males" are transitioning because they are all built for big zoomer cock.
Anonymous No.715460413 >>715466118
>>715460270
Millennials are coasting their 40s, we're the new boomers and you'll pay us the respect we deserve
Anonymous No.715460546 >>715460816 >>715461420 >>715466190 >>715466758 >>715467650 >>715471854
>>715454765 (OP)
>tfw a racing game doesnt have assisted steering
Anonymous No.715460579 >>715466118
>>715460270
You're all faggy lanklets
Anonymous No.715460638
>>715454765 (OP)
What's up with leftists and crying/malding in their cars?
Anonymous No.715460703
>>715454765 (OP)
Why are they ALL so fucking zesty? Even the "straight" ones.
Anonymous No.715460816 >>715463473
>>715460546
>BMW
>reckless driving
>90% crash rate in the second hand market from the usual 50 to 60% of regular cars
Why does this happen every single time?
PD: I'd wish they died
Anonymous No.715460919
>>715454765 (OP)
What's wrong with this twink
Anonymous No.715461141 >>715467067
>>715454765 (OP)
I wish I could curb stomp him. All these tranny-in-the-making numales make me sick.
Anonymous No.715461420
>>715460546
ayoooo Ws in the chat
Anonymous No.715461457 >>715461538
imagine using his tears as lube while pounding his lil bussy
Anonymous No.715461538 >>715484323
>>715461457
Sounds gay
Anonymous No.715462078
>>715454765 (OP)
t. someone said exp33 isnt the best game of all time
Anonymous No.715463473 >>715464248 >>715466087
>>715460816
Maybe BMWs just have shit handling
Anonymous No.715463572
>>715454765 (OP)
Is that that fugly bitch from Death Stranding 2? Holyy
Anonymous No.715464248
>>715463473
Nah you are just shit at driving.
Anonymous No.715464464
>>715457207
kys aids chasing homo
Anonymous No.715464758
chat is this real?
Anonymous No.715465916
>>715460270
>tfw no millennial mommy trans gf
Anonymous No.715466087 >>715474994
>>715463473
>Maybe BMWs just have shit handling
That doesn't prove the point why all BMW drivers drive recklessly and endangering the life of others.
Anonymous No.715466118 >>715467045
>>715460413
>>715460579
Millennials got lower testosterone than 60 year olds
Anonymous No.715466190 >>715467401
>>715460546
OH FUCK FUCKING LUIGI-
Anonymous No.715466643
>>715454931
Hey Anon, this is in fact: CAP
Straight CAP, so CAP itโ€™s bussin frfr
On my baby mama clunky game mechanics make a nigga feel like a white tender breedable twink with moist lips crying in the back of a 2020 mustang with cosmetic mods and tinted windows on a crisp night in July. Like a nigga wanna enjoy the game, but these mechanics make me wanna pull my knees to my chest so Tyron has easy access to straight up buss my shit while he uses my tears for lube. Straight up, gets a nigga feeling bottomed out, fr fr.
Anonymous No.715466758
>>715460546
Is this Florida? I'm so glad I don't live in Florida goddamn
Anonymous No.715466884 >>715467106
>2014 was 12 years ago
Anonymous No.715466978
>>715454931
Even when said ironically this stuff hurts my soul. I don't want to see that stuff here even as a joke. I used to come here to escape.
Anonymous No.715467012 >>715467220 >>715468337 >>715470983 >>715474987
To all zoomers out there it's going to get worse
Anonymous No.715467045 >>715467469
>>715466118
I don't think so, every zoomer in my area was on tadalafil and roids just to go to the gym and not get shreked about not being able to get it up.
Plus they all lived like pussies, I was out fucking prostitutes in brothels when I was 18-19, every single night, traveling around the countryside, hitting up girls irl, the zoomers I knew at that age just played apex legends and lol 24/7
Anonymous No.715467067
>>715461141
How could you to such a tender face bro?
Look at the light blond leg hairs heโ€™s rocking, how you see that and not wanna hold bro?
Anonymous No.715467106 >>715467680 >>715471968
>>715466884
It's not even that, it's the fact time essentially stagnated after the pandemic. It doesn't feel like it's been half a decade since 2020, it feels like 2019 was a couple years ago at most. People are missing huge chunks of time, and no new media be it books, movies, vidya are there to create a new cultural zeitgeist. Our very own lifespans have stagnated.
Anonymous No.715467220 >>715468034 >>715468938
>>715467012
Zoomers are 30 now. We aren't equipped as a society to meme Alphas, we have to wait for gen B to have an easily spammed meme name
Anonymous No.715467401
>>715466190
kek
Anonymous No.715467469 >>715467710
>>715467045
>people in their early 20s being self-conscious about their body image??? Must be a zoomer thing sure millennials never had this issue but my anecdote story is representative of my generation even though back a decade ago society was mocking us for being entitled and fragile
Anonymous No.715467480 >>715468606 >>715468738 >>715471113 >>715471519
Games released in 2014 that need remakes:

Ground Zeroes
Dragon Age Inquisition
Far Cry 4
CoD Advanced Warfare
Watch Dogs
Five Nights at Freddy's
Infamous Second Son
The Sims 4
Halo The Master Chief Collection

Among many others. Too dated for the current videogame landscape.
Anonymous No.715467650
>>715460546
A shame they didn't die.
Anonymous No.715467680 >>715468226 >>715468941 >>715470848 >>715471063
>>715467106
I seriously don't understand why of what you've described applies to everyone, sounds like a you problem. You refused to move on regardless of the scamdemic, but then sort everyone else into your grim worldview?
Anonymous No.715467710 >>715467961 >>715474287
>>715467469
All I'm saying is that zoomers and the alpha kids these days don't really seem like they have much testosterone, no need to cry about it
Anonymous No.715467792
>>715454765 (OP)
Keep saying it
Anonymous No.715467961 >>715468084
>>715467710
The problem is their โ€œalphaโ€ is based on other perception rather than it being purely from themselves. Itโ€™s performative, and therefore fake/ no genuine.
Anonymous No.715468034 >>715480853
>>715467220
>Zoomers are 30 now
they are 27-28
Anonymous No.715468043
One thing I've noticed, is every time something goes from the realm of being timeless into something akin to a live service, it starts going to shit on an INDUSTRY WIDE level.
Anonymous No.715468084 >>715468270
>>715467961
Gen A 'alpha' != Biological Alpha Male you tard
Anonymous No.715468226
>>715467680
This
Anonymous No.715468270
>>715468084
Stfu post hole or gtfo
Anonymous No.715468337
>>715467012
Literally if he didn't let himself get fat he wouldn't look half as bad
Anonymous No.715468606
>>715467480
>Far Cry 4
That game looks good to this day, fantastic even. Why would that ever need remade?
>Ground Zeroes
Also a fine game as it is. What's wrong with it?
>Watch Dogs
More tolerable, at least that game was released downgraded and busted and could POTENTIALLY (but probably wouldn't) be imrproved if it's an updated version and not just a cash grab.
I'm agnostic as to the rest of those.
Anonymous No.715468738
>>715467480
>remake of a remaster
Anonymous No.715468938
>>715467220
Nah I'm a zoomer and I'm 24.
Anonymous No.715468941
>>715467680
>don't understand why of what you've described
Anonymous No.715469652
>>715457207
geez..
Anonymous No.715469743 >>715479217
I swear this is the best time to be alive if you wanna prey on young cuties.

so many young men are STARVING for attention and will throw money and nudes at any half-assed girl profile. And AI is just making things easier for baddies.
Anonymous No.715470809 >>715470937
>>715454765 (OP)
Anonymous No.715470848 >>715471394 >>715471413 >>715475202
>>715467680
He's not wrong doe
Anonymous No.715470937 >>715471049
>>715470809
>the dude who killed Osama Bin Laden wants you as his catamite
what do?
Anonymous No.715470983
>>715467012
lose weight, put on a hat. he would look exactly the same
Anonymous No.715471049 >>715471209
>>715470937
Probably beat his ass.
Anonymous No.715471063 >>715471114
>>715467680
nta but he's right. every person i talk to feels the same way. you're the one living in a bubble, anon.
Anonymous No.715471113 >>715471707
>>715467480
>Five Nights at Freddy's
Not much you can really do to the OG without hurting the overall experience. The artstyle is what made it so famous.
Anonymous No.715471114
>>715471063
>nta
kys normalfag
Anonymous No.715471201
Why Ytbois are so damn femenine
Anonymous No.715471209
>>715471049
Don't worry, the glow in the dark will do that for you.
Anonymous No.715471394 >>715471578
>>715470848
>Get to experience a year outside the soulless grind of modern work load and being able to work at your own time at your own house like a medieval peasant tied to the rhythm of the land
>Forced back into the pigpen of working
>Suddenly feels that his life is slipping by and you are not getting anything for those fleeting moments
The industrial revolution and it's dire effects for humanity are still haunting us to this day.
Anonymous No.715471413
>>715470848
Yeah I remember the first 2 years of Covid felt like the exact same year repeated. I was even in a brain fog at that time that lasted months.
Anonymous No.715471519
>>715467480
>GIVE ME THE SAME THING AGAIN PLEASE I MUST COOOONSOOOOOM
Anonymous No.715471531 >>715471676
>>715460270
Now for the painful reality check kek
Zoomtroons are the gayest generation ever to exist
Anonymous No.715471578
>>715471394
And donโ€™t forget micromanaging bosses who watch your every move to make work โ€œefficientโ€ through the use of โ€œData Analyticsโ€ they certainly have the degree to interpret and make decisions with
Anonymous No.715471676 >>715482646
>>715471531
Hmm could it be because theyโ€™re the youngest generation and more young people will claim LGBT than older individuals?
Anonymous No.715471707
>>715471113
>you now remember the Five Nights at Freddy's Plus shitshow
Anonymous No.715471854 >>715472175
>>715460546
>video didn't transition into Skyrim's opening
ONE JOB
Anonymous No.715471968
>>715467106
I unironically still feel like I'm in 2020
Anonymous No.715472175
>>715471854
dead meme
Anonymous No.715473323
Millennial "men" are handcraft for my cock.
Anonymous No.715474287
>>715467710
They have higher testosterone than millennials
Anonymous No.715474735
>>715454765 (OP)
does this li'l nigga have fucking lip injections how are his lips so FAT
i gotta plap this dude and impregant him
like shit the average roman male look like THAT?
damn
how can bucks ever hope to compete
Anonymous No.715474987
>>715467012
He didn't even look that good before and he can easily look like that again. Just needs to loose weight, shave, ditch the glasses and either get a hair transplant or a wig.
Anonymous No.715474994
>>715466087
I've noticed people with newer BMWs are usually all shit drivers but the guys with 80s BMWs are chill.
Anonymous No.715475202
>>715470848
>Be NEET
>Nothing changes for me during Covid
>Everybody around me is going insane because they can't go outside and upload shit to social media
>Everyone going insane because it turns out all these people don't have any fucking hobbies or interests besides spending money at bars/clubs/restauraunts
Anonymous No.715476108 >>715482119
>play some old multiplayer game
>no crossovers with my favorite western animes
>no battlepasses
>no purchaseable cosmetics
>no celebrity cameos
>no limited time sales
>no gacha mechanics
>no daily quests
>no seasonal content
>no official discord
>no diversity, equity, OR inclusion
>whatever, join match
>talking about my favorite youtuber (Sphere Hunter <3) on a discord call with situationship while I play
>some loser incel in the server keeps saying "you mean he"/"you mean him" every time I say she or her
>can't even report directly to the devs, have to find a server admin
>report the repeated harassment and transphobia I received
>"You have been banned from the server. Reason: lol pussy"
I hate millennialslop.
Anonymous No.715477506
>>715454765 (OP)
All you fuckers must have been rich growing up. I always played older games.
Anonymous No.715477529 >>715479852
Zoomergods rule this board.
Anonymous No.715479217 >>715479551
>>715469743
Are you saying you're stealing pictures and pretending to be a woman? getting scammed by that is more of a millennial thing
Anonymous No.715479551 >>715479849
>>715479217
Nope. Works on plenty of cuties.
Anonymous No.715479849
>>715479551
Whatโ€™s your platform? Instagram?
Anonymous No.715479852
>>715477529
we can tell from all the shit threads
Anonymous No.715480853
>>715468034
13-28, but yeah not quite 30.
Anonymous No.715482119 >>715482339 >>715482517
>>715476108
I bet this sounded really funny in your head.
Anonymous No.715482246
>>715454765 (OP)
Nigga looks like a toe sucker
Anonymous No.715482339
>>715482119
It sounded funny in my head too.
Anonymous No.715482517
>>715482119
it was funny doeverbeit
Anonymous No.715482646 >>715482887
>>715471676
Why do more young people claim LGBT than older individuals? Could it be that younger generations are, in fact, gayer than older generations?
Anonymous No.715482887
>>715482646
Those older generations were like just as gay when they were younger
Anonymous No.715484323
>>715461538
Does it really?