>tfw a 2014 game is too clunky and dated and doesn't have a remake

@grok fact or cap?

I’m glad all these Gen Z & A are transitioning. More failed males for me to pump my fat load in

>>715457207
gay

>>715457207
Nah millennial "males" are transitioning because they are all built for big zoomer cock.

>>715460270
Millennials are coasting their 40s, we're the new boomers and you'll pay us the respect we deserve

>>715454765 (OP)
>tfw a racing game doesnt have assisted steering

>>715460270
You're all faggy lanklets

>>715454765 (OP)
What's up with leftists and crying/malding in their cars?

>>715454765 (OP)
Why are they ALL so fucking zesty? Even the "straight" ones.

>>715460546
>BMW
>reckless driving
>90% crash rate in the second hand market from the usual 50 to 60% of regular cars
Why does this happen every single time?
PD: I'd wish they died

>>715454765 (OP)
What's wrong with this twink

>>715454765 (OP)
I wish I could curb stomp him. All these tranny-in-the-making numales make me sick.

>>715460546
ayoooo Ws in the chat

imagine using his tears as lube while pounding his lil bussy

>>715461457
Sounds gay

>>715454765 (OP)
t. someone said exp33 isnt the best game of all time

>>715460816
Maybe BMWs just have shit handling

>>715454765 (OP)
Is that that fugly bitch from Death Stranding 2? Holyy

>>715463473
Nah you are just shit at driving.

>>715457207
kys aids chasing homo

chat is this real?

>>715460270
>tfw no millennial mommy trans gf

>>715463473
>Maybe BMWs just have shit handling
That doesn't prove the point why all BMW drivers drive recklessly and endangering the life of others.

>>715460413
>>715460579
Millennials got lower testosterone than 60 year olds

>>715460546
OH FUCK FUCKING LUIGI-

>>715454931
Hey Anon, this is in fact: CAP
Straight CAP, so CAP it’s bussin frfr
On my baby mama clunky game mechanics make a nigga feel like a white tender breedable twink with moist lips crying in the back of a 2020 mustang with cosmetic mods and tinted windows on a crisp night in July. Like a nigga wanna enjoy the game, but these mechanics make me wanna pull my knees to my chest so Tyron has easy access to straight up buss my shit while he uses my tears for lube. Straight up, gets a nigga feeling bottomed out, fr fr.

>>715460546
Is this Florida? I'm so glad I don't live in Florida goddamn

>2014 was 12 years ago

>>715454931
Even when said ironically this stuff hurts my soul. I don't want to see that stuff here even as a joke. I used to come here to escape.

To all zoomers out there it's going to get worse

>>715466118
I don't think so, every zoomer in my area was on tadalafil and roids just to go to the gym and not get shreked about not being able to get it up.
Plus they all lived like pussies, I was out fucking prostitutes in brothels when I was 18-19, every single night, traveling around the countryside, hitting up girls irl, the zoomers I knew at that age just played apex legends and lol 24/7

>>715461141
How could you to such a tender face bro?
Look at the light blond leg hairs he’s rocking, how you see that and not wanna hold bro?

>>715466884
It's not even that, it's the fact time essentially stagnated after the pandemic. It doesn't feel like it's been half a decade since 2020, it feels like 2019 was a couple years ago at most. People are missing huge chunks of time, and no new media be it books, movies, vidya are there to create a new cultural zeitgeist. Our very own lifespans have stagnated.

>>715467012
Zoomers are 30 now. We aren't equipped as a society to meme Alphas, we have to wait for gen B to have an easily spammed meme name

>>715466190
kek

>>715467045
>people in their early 20s being self-conscious about their body image??? Must be a zoomer thing sure millennials never had this issue but my anecdote story is representative of my generation even though back a decade ago society was mocking us for being entitled and fragile

Games released in 2014 that need remakes:

Ground Zeroes
Dragon Age Inquisition
Far Cry 4
CoD Advanced Warfare
Watch Dogs
Five Nights at Freddy's
Infamous Second Son
The Sims 4
Halo The Master Chief Collection

Among many others. Too dated for the current videogame landscape.

>>715460546
A shame they didn't die.

>>715467106
I seriously don't understand why of what you've described applies to everyone, sounds like a you problem. You refused to move on regardless of the scamdemic, but then sort everyone else into your grim worldview?

>>715467469
All I'm saying is that zoomers and the alpha kids these days don't really seem like they have much testosterone, no need to cry about it

>>715454765 (OP)
Keep saying it

>>715467710
The problem is their “alpha” is based on other perception rather than it being purely from themselves. It’s performative, and therefore fake/ no genuine.

>>715467220
>Zoomers are 30 now
they are 27-28

One thing I've noticed, is every time something goes from the realm of being timeless into something akin to a live service, it starts going to shit on an INDUSTRY WIDE level.

>>715467961
Gen A 'alpha' != Biological Alpha Male you tard

>>715467680
This

>>715468084
Stfu post hole or gtfo

>>715467012
Literally if he didn't let himself get fat he wouldn't look half as bad

>>715467480
>Far Cry 4
That game looks good to this day, fantastic even. Why would that ever need remade?
>Ground Zeroes
Also a fine game as it is. What's wrong with it?
>Watch Dogs
More tolerable, at least that game was released downgraded and busted and could POTENTIALLY (but probably wouldn't) be imrproved if it's an updated version and not just a cash grab.
I'm agnostic as to the rest of those.

>>715467480
>remake of a remaster

>>715467220
Nah I'm a zoomer and I'm 24.

>>715467680
>don't understand why of what you've described

>>715457207
geez..

I swear this is the best time to be alive if you wanna prey on young cuties.

so many young men are STARVING for attention and will throw money and nudes at any half-assed girl profile. And AI is just making things easier for baddies.

>>715454765 (OP)

>>715467680
He's not wrong doe

>>715470809
>the dude who killed Osama Bin Laden wants you as his catamite
what do?

>>715467012
lose weight, put on a hat. he would look exactly the same

>>715470937
Probably beat his ass.

>>715467680
nta but he's right. every person i talk to feels the same way. you're the one living in a bubble, anon.

>>715467480
>Five Nights at Freddy's
Not much you can really do to the OG without hurting the overall experience. The artstyle is what made it so famous.

>>715471063
>nta
kys normalfag

Why Ytbois are so damn femenine

>>715471049
Don't worry, the glow in the dark will do that for you.

>>715470848
>Get to experience a year outside the soulless grind of modern work load and being able to work at your own time at your own house like a medieval peasant tied to the rhythm of the land
>Forced back into the pigpen of working
>Suddenly feels that his life is slipping by and you are not getting anything for those fleeting moments
The industrial revolution and it's dire effects for humanity are still haunting us to this day.

>>715470848
Yeah I remember the first 2 years of Covid felt like the exact same year repeated. I was even in a brain fog at that time that lasted months.

>>715467480
>GIVE ME THE SAME THING AGAIN PLEASE I MUST COOOONSOOOOOM

>>715460270
Now for the painful reality check kek
Zoomtroons are the gayest generation ever to exist

>>715471394
And don’t forget micromanaging bosses who watch your every move to make work “efficient” through the use of “Data Analytics” they certainly have the degree to interpret and make decisions with

>>715471531
Hmm could it be because they’re the youngest generation and more young people will claim LGBT than older individuals?

>>715471113
>you now remember the Five Nights at Freddy's Plus shitshow

>>715460546
>video didn't transition into Skyrim's opening
ONE JOB

>>715467106
I unironically still feel like I'm in 2020

>>715471854
dead meme

Millennial "men" are handcraft for my cock.

>>715467710
They have higher testosterone than millennials

>>715454765 (OP)
does this li'l nigga have fucking lip injections how are his lips so FAT
i gotta plap this dude and impregant him
like shit the average roman male look like THAT?
damn
how can bucks ever hope to compete

>>715467012
He didn't even look that good before and he can easily look like that again. Just needs to loose weight, shave, ditch the glasses and either get a hair transplant or a wig.

>>715466087
I've noticed people with newer BMWs are usually all shit drivers but the guys with 80s BMWs are chill.

>>715470848
>Be NEET
>Nothing changes for me during Covid
>Everybody around me is going insane because they can't go outside and upload shit to social media
>Everyone going insane because it turns out all these people don't have any fucking hobbies or interests besides spending money at bars/clubs/restauraunts

>play some old multiplayer game
>no crossovers with my favorite western animes
>no battlepasses
>no purchaseable cosmetics
>no celebrity cameos
>no limited time sales
>no gacha mechanics
>no daily quests
>no seasonal content
>no official discord
>no diversity, equity, OR inclusion
>whatever, join match
>talking about my favorite youtuber (Sphere Hunter <3) on a discord call with situationship while I play
>some loser incel in the server keeps saying "you mean he"/"you mean him" every time I say she or her
>can't even report directly to the devs, have to find a server admin
>report the repeated harassment and transphobia I received
>"You have been banned from the server. Reason: lol pussy"
I hate millennialslop.

>>715454765 (OP)
All you fuckers must have been rich growing up. I always played older games.

Zoomergods rule this board.

>>715469743
Are you saying you're stealing pictures and pretending to be a woman? getting scammed by that is more of a millennial thing

>>715479217
Nope. Works on plenty of cuties.

>>715479551
What’s your platform? Instagram?

>>715477529
we can tell from all the shit threads

>>715468034
13-28, but yeah not quite 30.

>>715476108
I bet this sounded really funny in your head.

>>715454765 (OP)
Nigga looks like a toe sucker

>>715482119
It sounded funny in my head too.

>>715482119
it was funny doeverbeit

>>715471676
Why do more young people claim LGBT than older individuals? Could it be that younger generations are, in fact, gayer than older generations?

>>715482646
Those older generations were like just as gay when they were younger

>>715461538
Does it really?