Thread 715460317

Game releases in 3 days. Make sure to avoid spoilers here if you're going in blind

>>715460317 (OP)
Honestly the design is so expressive now i legit don't get how it could inspire hate

>>715460414
the roundening and softening of the face scares people that dont understand beanmouth calarts shit

>>715460317 (OP)
Cute

I dont really care about story spoilers
because its fucking donkey kong
I do care about knowing where bananas are and shit and surprise mechanics all that

>Void Co attack New Donk City in search of banandium and fossils
>Defeat DK and Pauline, and regress them both in age and amnesia, and shove them down a layer of the earth
>Void Co finds K Rool fossil which tells them how to find the banandium root where their "wishes will be granted"
>they incidentally revive K Rool with the same time/void magic
hopefully
>revived K Rool attacks New Donk City and theres a kajiu battle between Kong and K Zilla in a voxelized New Donk City to match the destruction system

>>715460414
I don't like how fat his face goes when he is doing any expression other than neutral

>>715460414
People seethe about changes to their childhood

THE KREMLINGS DIED DIGGING TO THE CORE
K ROOL'S BELLY IS THE BANANDIUM ROOT
HE EATS VOID KONG
K ROOL BRINGS BACK THE KREMLINGS AND OLD DKC ENEMIES
DIDDY KONG FINDS WIZPIG

>>715460414
Same autism as Sonic fans

>nintendo
>story actually worth a damn

>>715460575
kys spamming schizo

HE

>>715460764
its not really a story, that's why theyre so protective of the twists

pauline wasn't supposed to leak that early

What fucking leaks are you guys talking about

I want to play but I'm not buying an $80 game

>>715460792
>repost one post from prior thread that died immediately after
>spamming schizo

you know what would have been a cool twist? If Poppy had been a Chameleon Kremling working for K. Rool.

We are in need of female Kremlings and the normies would have LOVED K. Rool's most competent henchman yet to be a female.

>>715460414
Autistic people are adverse to change. We are in autism central.

>>715460414
Nostalgia fags piss their pants like infants whenever they change they scrimblo bimblo a bit

>>715460915
not interested in your excuses. i bet you're the suzanneschizo.

>>715460317 (OP)
Playing as an ape is not appealing at all

>>715460895
You can buy it for $40 but i understand if thats still too much. Im frugal with game spending aswell

>>715461004
The NBA thread is the other way.

>>715460942
How many twists does the game need. We've had like 5 villainous Kongs in almost 30 years, none of them female either.

Hey guys serious question from a non techlet. Why cant we unlock the game and play it? Its downloaded to everyones switch right? Cant someone just hack into the data and flip a switch to be able to play it?

>>715460764
it genuinely pisses me off how many cool side characters nintendo creates for the mario universe, then they refuse to ever use them again. Wario, Waluigi, almost all the characters from any of the RPG games or paper mario games.

The mario universe doesn't feel cohesive at all. I know it's not supposed to be, but seeing completely new characters every single game instead of them doing more in-depth with already existing characters pisses me off.

>>715460414
I like most of his expressions, but the ones with the tongue are a little too far for me. They cross the threshold of whimsy into just making him look like a braindead retard. Still looking forward to the game though; it's a very minor and autistic nitpick.

>>715460414
Raresnoys want to believe they're still relevant in the modern day.

>>715460414
The controversy around it vindicates Nintendo's decision to use angry face Kirby on the box arts

>>715461185
>He doesn't know

>>715461128
Encryption. Only Nintendo have the key to decrypt it

>>715460317 (OP)
Can't get over the gay, obnoxious redesign. Maybe if there was a skin to use the original design I would get it.

>>715461319
nta but shouldnt we have algorithms to brute force encryption by now? i mean we have all this aigen trained on big data right? why cant it be done for encryption of softwar?

The chink is the only one sharing leaks with THE PEOPLE instead of his discord polycule. Comrade Marx or whatever commie fuck they worship over there would be proud

>>715460414
Ignore all the artists who suck Nintendo off no matter what they do. The real answer is because Nintendo tried to fix something that wasn't broken. Donkey Kong already had a widely beloved design, that was iconic, cool, and funny, and could already be very expressive.

>>715461528
Cry about it some more

>>715461528
autists*

>>715461473
If only he wasn't back breaking hours at some Amazon factory.

>>715461604
Shut up, faggot.

>>715460764
I know what to mean but Xenoblade is a Nintendo franchise, you know that right?

>>715461528
I like the new design but it is too cute. DK in some respects was the original antagonist-turned-protagonist in gaming so I liked that he had a little edge to his design.

>>715461690
Keep crying

>K Rool's belly plate retconned as banandium
>K Rool was stealing bananas to collect and process banandium from them in DKC

>>715461732
Fine. Keep being a faggot.

>>715461763
Maybe you should blog about it

>>715461696
Good morning

Original Kong looks better when he's angry. Rare Kong looks better when he's not.

>it's been 16 hours since any leaks

the fuck is this shit

>>715460317 (OP)
Sexy DK. Best design yet

>>715460895
Good thing this is a $70 games then

>>715460764
*ahem*

>>715460875
They don’t exist

>>715461845
Rare Kong looks best when he's disappointed from losing a bonus game.

How many voiced songs do you think we're gonna get?

Why are snoys dickriding this shitty company so hard all of sudden?

>>715462031
How fucking new are you?

>>715461978
>*nobodys hero plays in midi*

>>715461463
People couldn't do this in the hacked switch era why do you think it's going to be any different now?

>>715462031
Genuine mental illness. I've never seen a better example of 'Ship of Theseus' with a game studio in my entire life.

>>715462021
3, but I hope we get a villain song for K Rool aswell, villain song numbers are the best.

>>715461883
what leaks

>>715461153
Anon... DK is a braindead retard...

>>715461978
Rare Kong looks best when he's fooling around with Diddy at the end of the games.

>>715462087
I've been here longer than you, snoyfaggor

>>715462192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg
Take this.

>>715460317 (OP)
SOVL
O
V
L

ngl this game makes me want to get it because I miss the days when my little sister was smol and idolized me. Now she just complains about me being a faggy slut manwhore that chases older women just to get pampered by them.

>>715462021
There are 5 Bananza transformations so 5 gibberish songs. Plus the 2 Pauline sung during the direct and likely one more that they haven't shown. So around 8-10

>>715462031
Contrarianism. They do the same with Melee and OoT. The Switch is Nintendo's Golden Age and no amount of contarian shitposting will change that.

>>715462261
Man if the DK movie doesnt hire this guy I will be sadge

>>715462192
I legit think the best we have gotten in over a decade by now, it's a freaking K-Pop song, and maybe a musical number in BG3? (haven't played that far). Oh, and the Ghost Rabbid in in the Mario+Rabbid games out of all things! Disney is to blame for many things, but the lost art of the Villain Song is one that hits hard for me.

>>715462240
No you haven't, you've been here for a couple of years, tops.

CHUNKY'S DEAD

>>715462031
Mentally ill Rarefags with Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

>>715461970
>entire first third of the game wasn't even included and had to be put up on the Dojo
>still didn't explain anything related to Tabuu or Master Hand
yeah, great job
should've kept the silly bus story

>>715462341
The golden age of Jewing their retarded fans, maybe.

>>715462380
Funnily enough, Death Stranding 2 has a villain song, but its a repurposed song from the first game but turned more sinister, was kinda neat. Also helps that Troy Baker has the pipes.

>>715462452
>should've kept the silly bus story
what's that?

>>715462506
kekaroooo

>>715462506
Annnd here's the retarded snoy.

>>715462404
bad news anon, he's been here since at least botw's launch and has been spamming "[thing]snoy" every day since then.
its impossible to actually criticize nintendo without that nigger popping into a thread and spamming "REEEEE SNOYS!!!! IF YOU LIKE OLDER NINTENDO GAMES YOU'RE A SNOY!!!!!!!!!"

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>Game's a colossal love letter to Donkey Kong with an emphasis on Rare's contributions
>Somehow "Raresnoys" lost

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715460414
Autistic brown people have convinced themselves cartoony things are bad

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715461696
He meant in-house, EPD type stuff

>>715461970
Not made in-house and honestly it's not a strong narrative and it didn't have to be
Objectively speaking, it's a narrative mess but the appeal lies from character interactions

>>715462732
NTA but Rarefags are cultists. It genuinely feels like I'm being told to like Rare and the game they make, instead of you know, actually forming my own opinions.

>>715461528
Here the one seething autist who makes the wokeykong threads

>>715462732
He's right though. Snoys love clinging to pre-Switch Nintendo as an act of contrarianism. Gamecubesnoys in particular have been a blight on the Nintendo fanbase for almost a decade

>>715462823
The fake leaks will get exposed.

>>715460471
This. I love it more than the movie design.

>>715463018
>Anyone who dares criticize Nintendo in the slightest must actually be a Sony fanboy

>>715462687
Nice strawman.

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715462823
You snoys tried to pull the same shit with forcing rumors of an "OoT remake". The Switch will always bury your garbage.

>>715460662
>>715460734
>>715460958
>>715460975
>>715461185
Nintendo shills are hard at work today, huh?
It's kind of pathetic how much of a circlejerking echo chamber this place can be when retards like you are posting.

>>715462732
this but eric getting raped

>>715460764
Majora's Mask is the only story-driven game developed by Nintendo that's worth playing.

>>715461463
There are only theoretical algorithms to break AES-128, and they require quantum computers much faster than are available.

>>715463018
please for the love of god listen to what you're saying,
>NOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
>YOU CANT LIKE OLDER NINTENDO GAMES!
>YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE NEW ONES!!!!!!!!!!
>WHY?
>BECAUSE IF YOU DONT. YOU. ARE. A SNOY!!!!!!!!
>RRRREEEEEEEEEE SNOYS!!!!!!!!!!
what do snoys even gain by saying "oh i like this nintendo game over that one"? would they not say "oh i like this sony game over that nintendo game"

>>715463018
>Gamecubesnoys
Why would they even exist?
The PS2 won that generation

>>715461153
Yeah, when his eyebrows get like that, he looks ugly as fuck.

>>715463002
It's called a preference you dramatic faggot. If anything you're the cultist for aggressively turning on everything that isn't Nintendo's latest thing and calling it "snoy"

theres a chink with a leaked copy too

maybe he'll give us some video

Are Raresnoys having a meltdown or something? They're responding to the same posts multiple times

>>715462179
Milkers

>>715462441
Probably one of the most autistics and retarded things I have ever said on this site, but her tail bothers me a lot. "Fluffy Tails" is something I just don't associate with Monkeys.

>>715463013
I've never done that, I'm just explaining why most people don't like the redesign.

>>715463189
It's weird cause Nintendo venerates its past
The director of Bananza played every Donkey Kong game prior

>>715463303
Because the dumbass who keeps insisting there are "Raresnoys" makes the same posts over and over and over again

>>715462823
There is a literal s0nygger tranny discord that's trying to get nintendo discussion banned from /v/, when you see something like "ootsnoy" "botwsnoy" etc it's one of them

>>715463254
>DK EYEBROES DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT REEEEEEE
calm down pablo

>discord raid
Sigh.

>>715463352
I was gonna ask if anyone edited him with proper fur but then I remembered the evergreen stock renders already have that

>>715463143
Bro, you have autism. Chill.

>>715460414
It is quite literally forced soul, and if you don't get that, I'm afraid you're on the lower end of the IQ level.
>>715461528
>gives a perfectly reasonable answer
>faggots say he's seething and coping
Honestly I wish I could just kill these disingenuous low intellect faggots just so they'd be gone. Such a headache.

>>715463352
we already know it’s because you’re an autistic brownoid

Suzanne schizo status?

>>715463402
>these people that annoy literally fucking everyone in these threads?
>they arent part of my group i promise!
how about we just nuke the weekly salesnigger general from orbit? most of these shitposters are bred there anyways.

>>715461701
In a recent interview with Bananza developers, they described Country's DK as "cool" and "wild."

Rare's DK is cool with a goofy side. Now they've reversed that, it's goofy with a cool side

>>715463402
OoTsnoy is a valid term. "BoTWsnoy" are OoTfags falseflagging because actual Nintendo fans like BoTW.

Why does the Bananza model looks like it's made of wood chips?

>>715463352
right looks like shit

>>715461153
He's so round and squishy and harmless, he feels more like Kiddy than DK. At least in MKW he feels more balanced expression-wise (and his fur actually looks normal)

>>715460662
>>715460734
>>715460958
>>715461185
>>715462862
>all posts are about 5 mins or less from one another
>all are written nearly the exact same way
This is a seething samefag.

>>715462701
nice AI

kremlin if he real

>>715463540
unfortunately the new DK is too goofy, it completely smothers any hint of cool.

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715463303
i dont understand

if you niggas dont like donkey kong inventing fake fandom battles only invigorates the discussion
if you niggas like donkey kong inventing fake fandom battles distracts from any real discussion

the accusations of Rare allegiances don't have any coherence
donkey kong hasn't had a new game in 11 years
all DK fans are happy regardless, but there are obvious impassioned references to both Rare and pre-Rare DK

internally at nintendo there was never any abandonment of Rare DK, it had just been so long since Rare when Country Returns emerged, that the team given the honors was totally different people, and didnt feel any continuity with Rare DK, they always had the option to use them, they just wanted to explore their own ideas

>>715463615
>raresnoy thinks who anyone that opposes its golden goose is the same person
Schizophrenia

autismtranny snoyschizo seething

>>715463637
Yup. Its another wahoo yippie guy

>>715463515
I am autistic, but I'm not brown.

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715463536
>nuke the weekly salesnigger genera
Oh shut the fuck up, Eric.

>>715463706
You’re spiritually brown and obese

>>715462701
KREMLIN IF HE REAL

>>715463750
i am not the person you think i am.

>>715463615
>14:36:43 No.715461185
>14:57:42 No.715462862
>>all posts are about 5 mins or less from one another
take your meds

>>715463768
Well, you're spiritually a frightened little lemming.

>>715463829
go back newfaggot

>>715463352
People having issue with the nose amuse me because it got changed 20 years ago and nobody even noticed

>>715463352
>OH NO NO NO EXPRESIVESISTERS NOT LIKE THIS!

>>715460575
Wait I'm confused, if DK is also de-aged, does that mean he's a younger time-displaced Cranky?

>>715463706
soul
>>715460317 (OP)
soulless

>>715463876
nobody is scared of you autistic obese brownoid retard who is also trans

>>715463889
The nose is something I'm okay with, actually.

>>715463901
no he's an adolescent (not child) form of his normal self
mostly the same, but less mature

>>715463642
there aren't any dk fans who aren't also rare dk fans unless they are 900 year old boomers who only played the arcade games and then got mad at country for some reason or underage and never played a rare dk game so it's obviously just retarded troll bait

LITERAL WHO HATES IT BUT HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT OMG LITERAL WHO JUST POSTED HIS OPINIONS AND NOBODY CARES!!!!1!!!1

So does she transform into normal pauline at the end?

>>715463536
what an odd thing to bring up.

>>715462441
>banana shoes

It's the small things

>>715464084
No, as it's a prequel.

>>715464084
"she" turns into k-rool and you have to defeat him

It's cool that they're bringing K. Rool and Kremlings back, they should have done it ages ago.

So were the K. Rool pics and KAOS screenshot real, or was it all AI shit?

Rarejeets crying again

>>715462441
who is the simian demon

>>715463637
You'll probably see him being angry most of the time because you will be spamming punch every second

>>715464084
It's an odyssey prequel so we'll get to see a timeskip hopefully

>>715464152
I don't get it, why do you care about DK if you hate Rare so much? That's the whole foundation for DK's own series, even with Bananza.

>>715462452
>>entire first third of the game wasn't even included and had to be put up on the Dojo
First im hearing of this and i frequented the hell out of that site.

>>715463345
she's a coastal black handed titty monkey
(real)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastal_black-handed_titi_monkey

Why do raresnoys use words like nigga? Are they scared of posting the actual word or is it because…they’re BROWN??????

What the fuck happened to "don't feed the troll"? This is why internet is shit now

>>715464243
>Why do raresnoys use words like nigga?
Because they are one. It's why they get so triggered at being called brown

>>715464084
The little girl isn't really Pauline, just a Pauline fangirl LARPing as her.

>>715464221
CRY RARETRANNY CRY
DONKEYKONG ARMS ARE NOT BLUE

>>715464247
the problem is that the trolls have become genuinely mindbroken and/or gained ulterior motives..
ignore them, interact with them, ban them. it does not matter.

>>715464313
Brown people

>>715464232
Well, damn! Autistic rant in my head is over then. Thanks, anon!

>>715463352
Kirby Air Ride Japanese version vs American version

>>715464313
rarepablos and rarejamals are truly pathetic

>>715460317 (OP)
what annoys me is the weird upper lip curving that way, it looks like he sucks cocks. it's ok apart from that

I think Rareschizo secretly wants people to complain about the redesign even more. That's the only result of his actions.

>>715464439
just saying anything

>>715464439
sounds like you’re just a homosexual

>>715464151
You are giving way too much gredit to a shitty AI

>>715463540
>>715463637
>Rare's DK is cool with a goofy sid
By DK64 Rare's DK had gone full retard
He was talking in third person, burping and farting, screaming when launched out of barrel cannons, and went full Looney Tunes when it came to physical comedy.

>>715464493
well the rare design is trash and a shitty battle toad bootleg so it’s justified

>>715464526
>>715464531
its a minor thing but it really bugs me. the rare and arcade dk didn't do this

>>715464754
it’s called you’re an autistic faggot, hope this helped!

>>715464754
Monkeys and Apes make those kinds of faces IRL.

>>715464754
>DK looking like an asshole is now bad
I swear, you fags look for anything to get mad at

>>715464845
monkeys are assholes IRL who rip peoples faces off and throw shit at them. it's not a good thing to put on your cartoon mascot character
>>715464872
before he looked cool and like he could be your friend. Now he looks like a jerk. All they would have to do to fix it is remove that tiny thing.

>>715464754
Gorillas have upward curved lip, I guess they’re all gay according to you

>>715464641
So you hated Donkey Kong up until the Mario Movie?

>>715464930
>autism babble
every.single.time

>>715464142
This pic made me realize how cool Kremlings LARPing as vikings as Rool's new getup would've been.

>>715464978
If it alliterates...

>>715464978
no they don't

>>715464994
>rare snoytroon meltdown
seek meds
nobody like that disgusting duck faced rare design edgy cringe garbage

>>715465116
So that's a yes.

>>715463352
Right wouldve been a much less jarring redesign.

>>715465112
why did you choose that image? you realize I can just google gorillas right?

>>715465223
You clearly didnt lol

>>715464930
>before he looked cool and like he could be your friend. Now he looks like a jerk.
He looked like an actual black person. I wouldn't go near him, he'd rob or murder me.

>>715465223
because it shows the gorilla baring teeth like how dk does when he makes the cocksucker face.

>>715465258
I’m looking at them right now faggot

>>715465312
are you okay??? you seem to really be obsessed with fantasizing about sucking cocks like some kind of deranged homosexual

>>715465347
Silly creature just like DK. I love them

>>715464930
>monkeys are assholes IRL who rip peoples faces off and throw shit at them.
He literally does that in Bananza though

>>715465507
NOOO DONT LOOK GAY GUY OBSESSED WITH SUCKING COCKS

>>715465112
>>715465347
>>715465507
Ha ha funny monke

>>715463517
She's in
Lanky is in too (most of the Kongs are minigames now e.g. Funky's surfing minigame)

Don't care about K. Rool. Don't care about Rare. Don't care about the redesign. I just want to play Hulk: Ultimate Destruction ape edition

>>715465608
based fellow funny monke enjoyer

>>715465593
see
>>715465507

>>715465593
type in gorilla smiling and come back and apologize

>>715465507
IS THAT A HOMOSEXUAL ANIMAL
AIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME FROM WOKEY KONG

guafou milla duu gwalla ma fou a milla duu

This is a fear grimace. Donkey Kong is going to fucking kill me

>>715465781
Me next please

https://x.com/nintendoamerica/status/1944840026665136274?s=46
>chunk jump
Fucking Nintendo is even spoiling

>>715465674
Framing it that way makes me feel much better about the skill tree

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715465781
He looks so much better without feathers

>>715465507
I never realized that gorillas have the brow wtf i thought it was just battletoad shit

>>715462701
Kremlin if he real.

>>715465854
chuck chump

>>715465712
>>715465704
yea and this gorilla looks like an asshole and a cocksucker just like i said. Just because something is realistic doesn't mean you have to put it on your cartoon mascot. Imagine if donald duck had a giant corkscrew penis and started raping everyone in his cartoons - wouldn't of been a success.
>>715465781
Plus like this anon said that's a fear grimace which means they are going to kill you.

>>715466028
>Imagine if donald duck had a giant corkscrew penis and started raping everyone in his cartoons
>he hasn't read the German comic

>>715466009
CHARGIN CHUCK CONFIRMED FOR BANANZA?

>>715466028
I accept your concession, cock obsessed schizo

>>715460414
>eXpReSsIvE
Other M was Samus at her most expressive, but people liked her characterization best in Dread.

You could feel the Ancient Minister's sadness in Subspace Emissary without him having a face to move. The eye lights didn't even blink.

Did you ever find yourself wishing that you knew what DK was feeling, but you couldn't tell because his design isn't "expressive" enough? Is there a single expression you've seen in Bananza footage where he couldn't have conveyed that emotion with his previous design?

Why the fuck should we be celebrating that they've redesigned an iconic character to facilitate making a "ZAMN! SHE'S 12?" face?

Since this game is going full monkey king. Maybe Void Kong will turn into K Rool Dragon.

>>715461153
Look at that awful modern lighting, he looks like an inflatable baloon

>>715466215
>Other M was Samus at her most expressive
He says without a hint of irony.

>>715466215
>Other M was Samus at her most expressive, but people liked her characterization best in Dread.
Don't even pretend this is the same fucking thing, DK wasn't a stotic get a grip

>>715466215
>Other M was Samus at her most expressive
lol

how is the switch 2 coming along

I am actually really excited about the branching layers and skill tree, could make for great replayability

>turn DK into a dog
>retards love it
????

>>715466275
>inflatable baloon

>>715466462
HE

>>715466260
>will turn into K Rool Dragon.
I don't think that's in JTTW

is Xananab in?

>>715466445
it's still nintendo though. would expect one of those skill trees where by the end of the game you unlock everything anyway

so K Rool turned out to be fake after all

>>715466524
Sure, but assuming there's not gating on the skill tree I'm just gonna pour into ths movement options

>>715466494
MAAAN... AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVEEEERSE!

>>715466393
You've missed the point. She speaks and you can see her face in a lot of Other M, and it didn't add anything. Her body language in Dread accomplished more, because being "expressive" isn't worth a damn if you actually know what you're doing.

>>715466287
>>715466437
Go on, then. In which game does her design allow her to make more expressive facial animations than Other M?

>>715466640
No lmao

>>715463637
He's been goofy ever since they gave him the Scooby Doo voice, now the design fits.

>>715466692
>In which game does her design allow her to make more expressive facial animations than Other M?
Dread with her eyes alone, unironically

>>715466516
theres a picture of something similar to him in one of the nintendo today articles

>>715460317 (OP)
>spoilers
>for a calarts donkey kong game
what? who fucking cares? are you retarded?

>>715463615
>Ask what 2+2 is on a public platform
>Many people say 4
>Seems awfully samefag around here

>>715466692
Yeah and you missed my point, DK is a fucking cartoon monkey, more expressions is good.
You know for a fact that comparison was stupid, Samus is a stoic warrior with very rare shows of compassion or rage, DK is a goofy monkey who likes bananas

>>715466260
That would be going full Tears of the Kingdom, which tracks with how you're already traveling deep underground fighting an undead army and witnessing a king's revival and the birth of his new world.

Any screenshots of the snake and elephant forms? I saw a comment that the snake can cause bullet-time with its glare.


>>715466640
How sad. I knew it was too good to be true.

>>715466640
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK COULD IT HAPPEN BROS

>>715467024
pretty sure the screenshot of those was fake, the enemy in it had a weird shadow that didn't match any of the other shadows

Donkey Kong Bananza turned out to be fake. I searched it on Google and there's nothing about it. I thought I bookmarked the official sites and I can't find any of them. It's over.

Gorillas are not assholes. They're known for being very chill and peaceful, as long as you aren't bothering them. It's chimps that are goddamn psycho gremlins.

>>715466009
s

>>715466095
>>Imagine if donald duck had a giant corkscrew
Probably the best way to get the old KH fanbase to show up for KH4 desu

>>715466773
Her eyes were animated in Other M as well. They were just used much more effectively in Dread, which is entirely the point. Having the suit off did nothing to make Samus's expressions more impactful. In fact, you'd lose very little in Dread if the visor was opaque and all it did was e.g. light up when she goes full metroid.

Because being "more expressive" doesn't fucking matter. You know how Samus feels despite the suit, you know how the Ancient Minister feels without any animation, and you know how Donkey Kong feels without him making shitty clickbait faces.

>>715467174
Oh no, so everything last night was ai sloppa?

>>715466509
It's not just about the journey to the west. It's about running with all the east asian god symbolism they can get away with. Like Mario transforming into Bowser (the azure dragon) and peach being the ghost bride through tiara (Izanami). Extinct crocodiles and dinosaurs represent dragons so trying to revive or transform into them is like resurrecting gods and shit.

>>715467573
only that pic and the wizpig pic and it's not ai it's photo editing.

Nintendo literally didn't know that they can animate faces of Mario characters until Wonder

>>715467336
damn, it's true

Anyone expecting Wizpig is on previously unseen of hopium. K. Rool is actually in though

>>715462441
Is that a toe? Footfags all missed this

>>715466260
Wizpig is pigsy/zhu bajie

>>715467573
AI only makes trash

>>715467704
Why do monkey have a toe there? I love being human

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH.

>>715467694
Nobody actually expects wizpig, it's just some disingenuous faggot shitposting for attention. Thinks he's funny

>>715467793
Better to grip with

>>715466215
>this is what retards are reduced to. Other M comparisons
Pathetic

How did only a chink and a discord faggot get a copy come on wtf

>>715467704
no they didn't, it was pointed out as soon as she was revealed. it's just really off putting.

>final boss fight
>multiple phases with each one focused on making you use a different bananza form
>final phase is a victory lap where you just beat the shit out of k. rool
>dk rap starts playing
let me dream

>>715468193
DK rap confirmed a regular collectible

>>715468193
wizpig is the final boss, k-rool is only halfway like agahnim/ganon in zelda 3

>>715461970
>Kingdom Slop: Kirby Edition

>>715466640
not confirmed, stop doomposting

K.Rool confirmed to be a boss battle when you meet him, but that particular fight isn't the final boss battle.

200% final boss is Bananza DK vs Rare DK while unsettling ominous music plays

>>715464754
You think about Cocksucking a lot for a straight guy

>>715462452
They almost kept it a field trip+tenkachi budokai but Sakurai changed it to something more lame and self-indulgent.

>>715467915
It's the Pauline jr.fag, he's gonna push the Wizpig shit for a while and then cry about lore and continuity no longer mattering in a Nintendo game.

HE

Launch day meal plan?

0600: Super Donkey Kong Shake
0700: Banana
0800: Donkey Kong cereal
0900: Banana
1000: Donkey Kong Jr. cereal
1100: Banana
1200: DK Wild Hot Dog
1300: Banana
1400: Exotic fruit platter (star fruit, durian, etc.)
1500: Banana
1600: DK Crush Sundae
1700: Banana
1800: Coconut Cream Pie
1900: Banana
2000: Banana bread and Dr. Pepper

>>715463225
The blue ocean brainrot got em.

>>715468947
Potassium maxing bananacel.

>>715469123
His poor kidneys, pour one out for the homie

>>715468271
Will it be the full song? Will Nintendo stop being afraid of the word "Hell"?

>>715468947
can't you die if you eat more than 7 bananas a day?

>>715466640
*how* would a non-expert ever fake so many of these pics

>Final Boss is Void Kong after wishing himself to get HUGE and POWERFUL

>split in 2 phases where you switch between DK and K. Rool to save Pauline and stop Void from destroying the surface world.

>>715460317 (OP)
>spoilers to a gameplay focused game
lol mentally ill redditor

>>715469923
Wizpig is already confirmed to be the final boss by DK vine.

>>715466437
>>715466393
He's fell for the Smash meme, don't be so hard on him.

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715469516
If my hero DK can do it, then I must try.

would you still buy it if kremlings are not back?

>>715470512
Only if Xananab and Wizpig are in it and there are no retcons

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715470065
That's so fucking random, but I love the idea of some space king being the source of the Mother Core.

>>715470283
Can't wait for her future smash debut.

>>715469829
Reminder MTP orchestrated this

>>715462796
>Sakurai: Yeah we're not gonna do YOUR idea, we'll just do mine instead which is literally what I envisioned from the get go.
>Iwata coping about a story "neither" could have made up despite subspace being literally what sakurai was describing
>Sakurai then yammers on about how "oh it's a group effort" even though later he basically takes credit for most of the direction and seen as the major creative force behind smash
The fuck is this bullshit?

>>715470283
the wall is very real

Any Chinese updates?

New theory dropped

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715469516
No, that's just a joke that someone made because Bananas are generally sold in bunches of 6.

>>715460317 (OP)
What is this from?

Does someone have a list of the layers yet? I'm looking forward to the inevitable Factory/Industry setting

>>715470868
I want Sakurai to retire so badly
His ego could match Kojima's and he's just going to keep remaking Brawl over and over with even more bland modes and UI

>>715460414
Only someone who likes shit like steven's universe wouldn't vomit at this redesign. This isn't even dk at this point.

>>715462796
Based Sakurai

>>715471191
theyve already shown an industrial oil production-like facility
its the area with the mine cart

>>715471207
He'll retire once Kirby Air Riders fucking flop in result of his terrible hubris

>>715471416
Thought that was the canyon

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715471207
>>715471440
He will retire not without giving Kid Icarus one last middle finger in classic Sakurai style

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715460317 (OP)
retards like you make me want to leak all possible spoilers
you're like the starbucks soilent-addict soiboi who asks for almond milk in his pretentious latte coffee

>>715471058
it's true, if you eat 8 bananas the amount of radiation from the potassium could be lethal

>>715471835
What spoilers?

>>715471764
I mean Ultimate pretty much shat the bed for the franchise.
>oh you like this cool final smash we did last game? Too bad, here's Dragoon again because we couldn't give it to Dark Pit :)

>>715471873
what if i eat 9?

>>715472364
you get a 3 ft penis

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715472364
you will most likely vomit before you can do that

>>715460317 (OP)
Stupid ass looking gorilla platformer game has no fucking chance against E33. Japan is such a joke anymore.

>>715472364
you become banana

>>715460414
only trannies and brown thirdies hate the new design

>>715470283
>long face
that's a man

>>715463352
Jimmy Neutron ahh hair

>>715471835
There are no spoilers

>>715470868
the man made an entire youtube channel dedicated to stroking his own ego, why is anyone surprised hes a narcissist

what happened to the leaks?

>>715473267
the leaks were from a discord stream, the streamer stopped streaming and those screenshots were taken by one of the viewers.

>>715473267
nintendo is dmca'ing whatever is out and the leakers are either working or just not responding.

>>715466260
The ostrich form makes me uncomfortable because it looks like someone ripped DKs head off and grafted a bird onto his torso.

3 daaaayssss fuuuuuck

>>715473267
nintendo had the leakers killed

>>715473267
The leakers only showed K rool because that was by far what everyone invested in the game wanted to see

>>715473267
>discord stream screenshots leaker
what they have has been posted
>chink
enslaved and working 23 hours a day to ensure my amazon prime delivery of switch 2 screen protectors arrives on time

So I’m assuming those necky, zinger, kremlin and k roll pics I saw were real? I should have saved the pics. And a khaos fossil too.

>>715474012
Wizpig and xananab next

>>715470283
made for BKC

>>715474126
the necky one is fake

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

>>715474012
Im not a huge fan of the pecs on his belly plate and the look of his scaly skin.

Honestly, they showed Bramble Scramble way too early. That level theme has the highest "ascended level" feeling of anything in the entire series.

>>715474196
Why would they fake only necky? I like them hopefully they’re in

>>715473318
>>715473369
>>715473647
>>715474012
>>715474032

Nice cope.

>what they have has been posted
Yeah, and it was fake as shit. They don't have anymore fake shit to post, which is why it stopped. The Chinese guy is the only one posting real screenshots with timestamps. K. Rool fakers can't even throw people a bone because they can't or else they'll let the cat out of the bag entirely. Their ruse ends in a day or two.

>>715474126
>>715474196
>>715474357
Those are all fake. No timestamp, no deal. No videos, not real. Tiny images like that are the easiest and most common fake leaks since the beginning of time.

Actually great game or like 5-6/10 and forgotten like that newest 3D Kirby game?

>>715460317 (OP)
>spoilers for basedslop

>>715474514
Nobody knows. People have only played the demo. I'd say maybe more of an 8-9 than a 9-10, but that's saying Odyssey was more of a 7 out of 10. I think this will be Odyssey but better, more fleshed out. Lot more stuff going on.

What was the other games besides Bananza and Pragnanza that features a male protagonist that has a small barefoot girl riding on his back? What were the other games to adopt this winning formula? Twilight Princess kind of comes to mind.

>>715474487
The keeping looks legit because the design is similar, but not exactly the same

>>715474514
8 out of 10, better than Kirby but im not convinced the platforming will be as satisfying as a 3D Mario

>>715474669
prisim peak

>>715474669
no idea

>>715474669
Not exactly the same idea, but Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

>>715474359
I think your mind will actually break once these leaks turn out to be true with how hard you're seething about them, you just can't accept it after how hard you were railing against k rool fans/theorisers for some reason despite the fact the devs being clear fans of the rare games too
right now you're claiming the chinese guy is the only who's real but I bet you'll do a 180 on that real quick if he shows k rool too

>>715474359
What are you gonna do if K rool is real?

>>715474359
>>715474487
Nigger, the actual game will come out in three days and you'll continue to deny that K. Rool is real and insist that Nintendo themselves are in on DK Vine's epic prank and that they will NEVER EVER fool you.

>>715474707
Just because something looks like it could be real doesn't mean it is. One of their released enemies already clashes with the version of that enemy that exists.

What gives these fakes away is how the enemies are just in raw animal form, but in Bananza none of the enemies look that way. They're all made out of stone, rock, or skeletons, gems. Like the "leaked" Zinger we saw completely clashes with the Zingers we already know to exist in the game which appear to be made out of gold, not just a classic bee design.

love seeing doubtfags getting shit on every time

>>715474773
That one definitely gets added to the list. I had seen pics of that game posted, but I ignored it because I didnt even realize it was actually a game. I assumed it was a fotm anime or vn.

>>715474884
>>715474896
>>715474924
Here's the thing fags.
If K. Rool were to get in, I would genuinely be happy for you lot. It doesn't do much for me, but I do like him as a villain. My enjoyment of the game isn't reliant on who the villain is though, and I'm willing to give Void Co a chance.

My entire point is regardless of whether you want them in the game or not, this leak isn't real. It shows all the signs of it being a fake leak. You mistake that as me WANTING them to be fake. I don't care if it's real or not, I'm just telling you, these are probably fake and listing the reasons why. You do with that information what you will.

You're gonna feel reaaaaaaal silly in a few days if I wind up being right you know. Hopefully you learn how to better detect fake leaks in the future to avoid disappointing yourself.

>>715474958
>Like the "leaked" Zinger we saw completely clashes with the Zingers we already know to exist in the game
that's not a zinger that's a buzzoid

>>715475208
You're a buzzoid, dweeb.

>>715460414
I dig it's expressiveness, but when he's being dopey or overly cheery and his eyebrows lose the "M" shape, or he smile and he gets the kiddy-king looking wide smile and puffy cheeks, he just doesn't look enough like DK

So like, in OP's webm, I think the first 3ish seconds looks fine (as does the grimmace and then his shocked/pained expression from 9 seconds to 12 seconds, or any time he's shown as angry), but when he smiles at pauline around 4 seconds in, or the inquisitive look around 7 seconds in, or >>715461153 and all of >>715473267 is too far away from how DK has always looked for me.

Also, beyond just it not looking enough like DK, as >>715463637 kinda gets at, I feel like they're characterizing him a bit too much as a wholesome dope, when DK used to be more of a kind of selfish dudebro/himbo, even if , ultimately well intentioned. He should have a bit more of a nonchalant or begrudging facade around Pauline, at least untill more toward the end of the game.

>>715475026
Yeah bro doubtfags are fucked.

>>715475237
It's so fucking bad. made literally for the 'le wacky faces" crowd. totally soulless. reminds me of those calart mcdonalds commercials. you know the ones

>>715475175
>"I will genuinely be happy for you" said the man shitting his diapers in autistic rage and stubbornly insisting that he JUST HAS to be right about the leak totally being fake

>>715475364
Me being right has nothing to do with whether I want you to be happy or not. This is a fake leak. This will still be a great game. Just don't get your hopes about K. Rool, I'm telling you guys to help you not get extremely disappointed when you see the stream and ask "well where is he?"

>>715475175
>I don't care if it's real or not
you keep saying stuff like this but can't hold yourself back from making seething replies to anyone even bringing it up so clearly you care a lot

>>715475403
>wall of cope
Yeah let's ignore every single fakemon that's ever been made, every shitty fake smash leak that's ever happened of which there are a LOT of very belieable fake leaks, many that are far more professional than the K. rool droppings we just got.

>>715475596
tick tock copefag

>>715475564
I do care anon. I don't want you to be disappointed when you realize he's not in the game. DK Bananza will still be a great game and I hope you can enjoy it regardless.

Where are the videos?

>>715475681
Release the Rool files

>>715475681
>>715475725
https://youtu.be/_b1m5lRxVJ0?si=cP1UGM0mcwtshLng

>>715475949
The other two he did are funny but this is by far the worse one

>>715475949
lol

Post yfw >The final levels are lava-themed as a fake-out, and then the ACTUAL final level is based on Krocodile Kore

>>715475596
>many that are far more professional than the K. rool droppings we just got.
yeah you're genuinely going to be mind broken when it turns out to be real you've inadvertently called it shit
>>715475670
>DK Bananza will still be a great game
well unless the leaks are real, in which case you just said it's shit, I will love the game either way though because the gameplay looks hella fun even if these do somehow turn out to be very well made leaks because ultimately I have no huge attachment to k rool other than thinking he's a cooler big bad design for DK

>>715475845
what song is this based on? i swear i recognize that noise in the background from some song

>>715475845
can confirm this is the final boss theme

>people can't tell that "K. Rool" is clearly a photoshopped Little Mac
I feel bad for all you silly retards

>>715462701
kremlin if he real

New from trannyboards:
>semifinal level is lava
>final is ice where you fight k rool
>real final level is new york? , DK "falls" straight from the core to the surface

>>715475612
Lewd ToT

>>715476509
>the core is an ice level
they really are going full on in on the Dantes inferno parallel uh?

>>715460317 (OP)
I still hate this look for DK, but I'll admit it is growing on me in its own way.
I just don't like the over-exaggeration of the expressions. yeah, they're supposed to be funny, but it's just too much still.

>Miyamoto is confirmed to be involved with the game
>It has kremlings
Ok so what are the schizos gonna say about this?

>>715476858
His role was to be strapped in a chair and watch them model rools gut

>>715475026
Of course they're fake.

>>715476858
he only hated the CG modeled sprites
and hes absolutely correct
DKC is ugly as shit

>>715476509
MARIO FINAL BOSS?

remember the Rayman leak for Smash WiiU?

>>715460414
I don't understand why people say "he's expressive now" as if he wasn't expressive before.

when do reviews drop

>>715478012
when you truly, truly believe that they've dropped

>>715477967
because they are dumb contrarians grasping at straws for reasons to like the new design

>>715477967
>expressive
>can do only one face
he looked great but let's not call him expressive

>>715474359
why would Nintendo take this down?

>>715478358
The Ninjas man, they are efficient

>>715478358
because it's funny

>>715478358
why are xenoblade fans so insecure

>>715478539
envious because their series never took off despite getting so many resources thrown its way

>>715466215
DK has been a goofy dumb cartoon character in every game.

>>715478612
all they had to do is copy nia from 2 and spam welsh anime girls and 3 would of been the best selling game of all time

>>715478539
no idea if they're actually a xenoblade fan but the tweet itself is a modified version of some stupid tweet where xenoblade was taylor and bananaza was endgame or something

>almost release
>still no vegeta pauline edits

>>715478904
except dk2, dk94, dkc1, dkc2, and dkc3, the best games in the series

>>715479015
Don't make me get the images of DK emoting with his eyes popping out of his head in all of the DKC games.

>>715478358
>>715478539
XB3 was our most hated game of 2022 and they are still coping abt it lolz

>>715479538
Could pauline be mario in disguise, and Mario reveals himself as the final boss, who you have to team up with K-rool and Wizpig to defeat?

>>715478612
Lmao and Nintendo is slowly phasing out this mistake of a series too kekkkkkkk

DK is a very stoic and serious character
https://youtu.be/i9THqPdhMX4?si=656SkdhCOakDYL1B&t=819

>>715460317 (OP)
they spent all the animation budget on cutscenes and then left gameplay animatons to some unpaid interns

>>715466215
>Other M was Samus at her most expressive,
And starfox adventures was Fox at his most expressive

>>715464595
>He was talking in third person, burping and farting, screaming when launched out of barrel cannons, and went full Looney Tunes when it came to physical comedy.
So every Mario character?

>>715479741
>not posting the full spread from the jan meltdown

What if Dank kang returns to his normal looking self once the game ends

>>715464595
Rare's DK is a massive goober from the very first scene of DKC1, where he does a stupid dance and gets owned by his own dad.

>>715480662
That scene is bad ass.

>>715480718
Cranky comes out of it looking like a Chad, sure.
Cranky is the superior Kong, btw.

>>715477460
>he only hated the CG modeled sprites
no he didn't

>>715481023
There's literally no evidence he hated any part of the game.

>>715476764
Whats this?

Banaza threads have been some of the best on /v/ in years.

>>715460317 (OP)
donkey kong basednanza
$80 game - 12 hours long

I actually like Void Kong's design :( I hope Void Co manages to have some weight with players rather than just being the jobbers.

>>715481716
Just wait until it actually comes out. It's going to be a shitshow you won't want to miss.

Oh.....OHHHHHH now it makes sense

>>715462701
Kremlin if he real

>>715481869
Hope K Rool doesn’t completely outshine them

>shitposters seething over Xenoblade out of nowhere
>trying to push fanfic wiki culture war nonsense
Least obvious discordfags.

>>715481716
Have they really?

>>715460317 (OP)
>game is literally just about breaking the ground like minecraft
Where's the fun in that?

>>715482129
You mean it's like the most fun game ever? Cool.

Astrobot is going to be EXPOSED after this game drops.

>>715460414
>Ugly Calarts beanface
>bad, people hate it because it's everywhere and indicative of cheap animation
>Calarts beanface but Nintendo
>loved for some fucking reason

Please explain this, /v/.

>>715475026
>one of the reasons for it being fake was "The animations aren't good enough!"
How little Pokemon fans knew

>>715482035
That’s that fucking Barry idiot isn’t it

>>715482209
It was exposed long before this game because it borrows literally everything from Nintendo games

>>715469829
I remember when so many people wanted the Grinch leak to be real. I thought it was fake because it seemed like a wishlist. Artsy Omni made a good video debunking the leak early on.

>>715482332
>>715482035
silence tendies

>>715482374
It's crazy how the Aryancube looks better than the PS5.

>>715460414
I'd like it a lot better if he didn't constantly make this face.

How have they actually done the tech where DK can break landmass?

What are they doing to the mesh? Deformation mixed with some weird shader? Nintendo are wizards sometimes man.

so, a whole day with no leaks?

>>715482430
Eat shit, niggerfaggot.

>>715482572
please understand the super secret discord streamer only streamed for 5 seconds and he doesn't wanna spoil anymore

Are they going to put this game in a bundle like Odyssey or other big Switch exclusives? Would be nice.

>>715482473
Who wouldn’t make that face when they see a delicious, ripe banana with a gentle curve and golden yellow peel. Are you saying you don’t dilate your pupils, stick your tongue out, and start panting like a dog when you see a nice thick, long banana?

>>715460414
I don't know what to call this. Forced animation? Try hard?

In any case, I hate it. I don't have to explain myself.

>>715482473
ZAMN!

You can get DK early, but you have to go to GameStop and beat your chest for a few seconds while making monkey noises to the cute goth girl at the counter.

Do (You)?

>>715479741
Kek, Xenotroons are so patethic

>>715482664
>Odyssey
i wish they would update this game with a luigi dlc or something

>>715482706
holy SOUL

>>715482473
He's fucking hungry dude

>>715482664
Of course not. It will be full price until it’s included in donkey kong 3d all stars in 20 years (donkey kong giga banazapalooza 2 electric boogaloo not included, that one got memoryholed).

>>715482706
Reminds me of the Steve poster

>>715482706
when he sees k rool's bbc

Why is Pauline a rock

What does that mean

>>715479741
Something tells me that these two aren't actually nonbinary in the original Japanese text. Call it a hunch, if you will.

>>715482852
He’s not even black he’s green

>>715482476
A bunch of washed-up danes did this years ago with Deep Rock Galactic, anon.

>>715483037
k rool is black coded

>>715482706
People loved it during the K. Rool Smash reveal though?

>>715482864
She was sealed away by Void Co in a rock.

They're turning the residents of the different earth layers into rocks with eyes that we've seen.
And sealing the elders of each layer inside portals of the same fashion.
Sometimes they're in the shape of their original animal.

Which is why the snake transformation seems fake
We have seen rocks in the shapes of the other transformations, zebras, elephants, including a giraffe, but no snake.

>>715483167
DK, Diddy and K Rools designs were perfect in those trailers, they should've stuck with those.

>>715482664
probably in a few years

all you can't get for now is the amazon japan exclusive pro controller bundle with their exclusive bonus thing (and optionally a digital copy of the game) in this box

I’m watching this direct, this game looks phenomenal.

All the grab mechanics, sticking sand together, levels having layers, Pauline singing to transform DK.

This looks incredible. I don’t even care about platformers.

>>715482476
It's not a mesh as you describe it. It's triangle brush geometry.
This has been done many times before but not by Nintendo.

>>715483315
The only thing I'm not wild about is the leveling/skill mechanics
just feels unnecessary and shoehorned in progression systems
but everything else looks incredible I agree

>>715483486
>>The only thing I'm not wild about is the leveling/skill mechanics
>just feels unnecessary and shoehorned in progression systems
Maybe they listened to the complaints about Odyssey's lack of meaningful rewards from collecting moons/coins. They've fleshed out a lot more systems here and this time they actually gave the costumes their own stat benefits which is neat. I know a lot of games are shoving in skill trees and the like but a game like this where your character is interacting with the environment a ton, I could see learning new abilities as it goes along being a fun thing.

>>715483393
>>715482476
niggas its just voxels

>>715482706
It's the tongue flapping that puts it over the top

>>715480501
Lmaoooo name a more disasterous game than this

>>715480501
the screencap xenonbinarytards dont want you to see

>>715480501
OH NO NO NO ENELSISTERS DON'T LOOK!!!!

>>715480501
It's been a long time since Imve seen a game get a BTFO screencap like this lolz. Xenoblade is the most washed series ever

>>715460317 (OP)
Can't believe there's only 3 days left until her game is out.

>>715482706
You motherfuckers want everything to be soulless holy shit lmfao

>>715460317 (OP)
>Nu-DK's eyes are pressed together
>Nu-Diddy's eyes are no longer conjoined, but have a strip of flesh separating them
Why not just keep them with the pressed together look, but with a little more definition? Something like Goofy in Kingdom Hearts. That would have looked way better for Diddy.

>>715478539
See >>715480501
This screencap alone ended all positive discussion of this mistake series

>>715462796
>>715470868
>>715471207
>>715473126
Keep in mind this is the same faggot who deliberately removed or hampered any future story modes past Brawl because he was seething like a total faggot how people would upload cutscenes online. How can anyone unironically respect this pussy?

No new info but the OP comment and some replies in the first thread containing the leaked images has been nuked by Reddit's legal team:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1lz8tqp/comment/n300i5n/

>>715483032
They literally are nonbinary >>715480501

>>715483931
Not all destructible terrain is done via voxels. Red Faction, Deep Rock Galactic aren't voxel based. It's way less common than you'd think. Most voxel games look stylistically like Minecraft, very blocky.

>>715482710
Only if she does it back

>>715482706
>bro what if DK had a machine gun and like never smiled when he was killing Gremlins and had like a fire sword and ninjutsu

>>715484334
This is about the Chinese leaker, who is the only legit leaker we've seen thus far. He actually posted a time stamp, but didn't show off much about the game.

>>715480501
Xenoblade discussion died after this lol

What a way for a series to be killed lellzez

>>715478612
LMFAOOOOOOO

>>715484514
Make that a coconut machine gun and have him grin and go "Yeahhh," then I'm sold.

Xenoblade 3 was ass. 2 was too, it’s just that 2 is cringekino. 1 is just as good as Banaza.

>>715480501
Yet more proof that XC3 is the modern day TORtanic

>>715484683
XB3 and XB2 are some of our most hated games of all times for a reason

>>715484418
They literally say its voxels in interviews.
Specifically born of the same projects that created the voxel snow and cheese in Odyssey.

thread turned into xenoblade discussion for some reason

>>715484549
The top reply was 9 links to Imgur/other file hosting sites that had the K Rool/Kremlings/DKC mooks IIRC

>>715480501
Name a bigger gaming desaster than XB3

>>715478539
Franchise for midwits who can't think, mentally ill and are genuinely sociopaths.
>t. knows someone who betrayed his "best" friend for pussy he never even got to have who is exactly like this

>>715484832
>desaster
Bro...

>>715482035
Shush tendie. The gigachad squad runs this board now >>715480501

>>715484832
Xenoblade 2.

>>715480501
>every reply is one minute apart
damn xenoblade really mindbroke this anon

>>715480501
Why is XB literally the worst nintendo series, /v/bros?

>>715484832
Donkey Kong Bananza

Name 1 thing in Xenoblade 3. Name literally 1 thing.

>>715480501
Xenoblade fans absolutely mindbroken by this lol

>>715485010
Kirby

i really made a mistake by posting about xenoblade fans didn't i

>>715484896
>discordfags
>"""gigachad squad"""

>>715485010
Two nonbinary characters

Most obvious samefaggotry, holy kek what a pethetic life

>>715478358
What alleged crimes did we do to Xenoblade fans?

>Donkey Kong Bananza thread
>start seething about Xenoblade 3 for some odd reason
What a natural Donkey Kong discussion!

>bananza thread
>look inside
>xenobalde thread

>>715484942
you're right, this schizo doesn't even care that he's being incredibly obvious in his samefagging

>>715483087
>>715482476
Minecraft did this 20 years ago

>>715485346
Red Faction came before Minecraft

>>715481869
they are literally making Grumpy have a redemption Arc since he's a good sport about losing against DK and Pauline.

would be cool if he built Pauline a giant rock mecha based off odd-rock to fight alongside Giant DK.

>>715484852
>t.
Damn, are Xenofags really like this?

Uh oh, the Final Fantasy snoy is here. Xenoblade really mindbroke you huh?

>>715485626
>Final Fantasy snoy
redpill me on this

>DK threads hitting bump limit

The hype is crazy. Bonkers even. The mark of a truly good game.
They laughed at premium games costing $120. They laughed and now they feel shame.

>>715485768
Sure.
I just made it up. Sounds believeable enough to be true though doesn't it?

>>715483096
>Morbidly obese
>Violent
>Literally constantly stealing things
Checks out.

>>715485896
We have no shortage of those it seems.

>>715485896
>HE HAS NO STYLE
>HE HATES THE FEDS
>THIS KONG
>NEEDS TO TAKE HIS MEDS

>>715485626
>>715485768
In what world would FF fags EVER be concerned about Xenoslop? You niggers are like if they released FF13 in the style of 10-2 but worse for each game and now after one breakout game that was slathered in controversy you're already falling off. What cope, and I'm not even a huge FF guy.
>>715485794
It only hit the bump limit thanks to RPG autism, retard. Your monkey means nothing, apparently.

>>715485896
>>715486373
>CAN RESET THE ROUTER
>WITH RELATIVE EASE

>>715486502
heaps of DK threads have been hitting bump limit
why are you even here if you don't care about DK

>>715486551
>MAKES EVADING BANS SEEM SUCH A BREEZE

>>715480501
lol, xenocucks will never recover

>>715486502
>your monkey means no-

Count those views in the direct. Count them one by one them come back here and talk shit.

>>715486502
>It only hit the bump limit thanks to RPG autism
Like the last 5 or so threads on the subject I bet (and it's only 5 cause the sixth one was nuked), numbnuts

>>715480501

Just so everyone knows, this pic isnt even the worst one, there are two others that make the rounds from the spammers about some literal cuck who wants to be N so he can jerk off to M leaving him

Yes, Xenoblade 3 fans are weird, water is wet, lets talk about DK instead

lol he's still going

>>715486739
>>715486697
>>715486616
>loud chimp noises
Oogabooga, do you niggers want a banana or something?

Can we ban this dude already

I realised DK threads can’t be derailed, because the series is too memetic. Everyone loves it but no one takes it seriously, so shitposters have nothing to latch on to.

>>715485872
>>715487098
The fart fetish porn of her has been amazing, I'm glad people are making use of her beautiful brapper.

>>715487201
Why're you asking to be banned?

ive never played xenoblade, should i?